We’re Vile!

Well, at least according to the Snowflake-in-Chief.

Meanwhile, Gareth has decided to start the diving plastic gangsta Dele…clearly hoping that he’ll do something worthwhile during the 30 minutes that Opta’s DEFINING METRIC™️ clearly demonstrates he only ever shows up for. Another mug professional manager who’s had the wool pulled over his eyes by this lazy wastrel.

Having said that, if Southgate goes with Hendo over Eric, maybe he isn’t as smart as all that. Word is, he’s also playing Ashleeeey over Roseeeey. Make of that what you will. Maybe he wants a slightly more solid base so that his Front 4 can have truly have the freedoms to attack! attack! attack!

Finally, England expects…and OneOfOurOwn will deliver. Not that he’ll get much praise for saving our arses again.

Enjoy, wherever you are.

Author: Flat Oeuf

A blog dedicated to aficionados of the chicken badge of Tottenham Hotspur FC, unashamedly revelling in the agony and ecstasy of every moment of every game....no matter who finds themselves fortunate enough, in any given season, to be the stewards, manager or players of the best club in the world. COYFS!

Comments
  • Ronwol196061 19/06/2018 at 2:35 pm

    Getting exciting now again

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 19/06/2018 at 2:36 pm

      Japan no mugs.

      • Ronwol196061 19/06/2018 at 2:37 pm

        Now making China

        • Flat Oeuf 19/06/2018 at 2:39 pm

          T’Pow!

          • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 19/06/2018 at 2:42 pm

            In their hands.

  • Flat Oeuf 19/06/2018 at 2:36 pm

    That was nice by Barrios

  • Ronwol196061 19/06/2018 at 2:39 pm

    We better keep Toby!

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 19/06/2018 at 2:42 pm

      He’s no mug either.

      • Ronwol196061 19/06/2018 at 2:44 pm

        Effigies R Us

  • Ronwol196061 19/06/2018 at 2:44 pm

    Terrible the last 20 minutes for Colombia.Nothing doing

    • Flat Oeuf 19/06/2018 at 2:45 pm

      Pretty hard work with 10 men in the heat.

      • Ronwol196061 19/06/2018 at 2:46 pm

        They gotaa be used to the heat!

        • Flat Oeuf 19/06/2018 at 2:50 pm

          True

      • Ronwol196061 19/06/2018 at 2:47 pm

        Japans organization and discipline is brilliant

  • Ronwol196061 19/06/2018 at 2:49 pm

    What a schmuck to kick it back from that spot

  • Flat Oeuf 19/06/2018 at 2:50 pm

    Wilmer has looked pretty good, gotta say.

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 19/06/2018 at 2:52 pm

      Steady, no thrills.

  • Ronwol196061 19/06/2018 at 2:53 pm

    2nd half terrible performance by Colombia

  • Flat Oeuf 19/06/2018 at 2:54 pm

    I’m officially enjoying the World Cup 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆🏆🏆🏆

    • Ronwol196061 19/06/2018 at 2:54 pm

      Me too!!!

      • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 19/06/2018 at 3:07 pm

        +1

  • UnkleTaff 19/06/2018 at 3:01 pm

    The more I see of Davinson Sanchez the more I find myself softening in my “sell Toby” stance.

    • Ronwol196061 19/06/2018 at 6:04 pm

      Im with you mate. Who wouldnt be.
      It was Toby it seemed that gave him confidence (and Verts)
      He reminds me of Jennings ehen he first came. Netvous as hell. Took hin 6 months.
      But thats in hindsight.
      The jury is out with Sanchez.Really out right now.

      • Superspoz 🏆 19/06/2018 at 6:12 pm

        He’ll come good. He’s just a boy.

      • UnkleTaff 19/06/2018 at 6:28 pm

        Fakinel. Put that in your diary.

        Taff and Ron agree on something!

  • McG ⚽⚽ 19/06/2018 at 5:24 pm

    Never thought I’d be saying this but credit to Gareth Southgate, thought we played well yesterday, very promising in spells. Slowed second half (which coincided with Alli’s strain). I’d possibly have hooked Sterling 10 mins earlier, but other than that, big thumbs up from me. Brave playing Walker & Trippier too, looks a decent call.

    • McG ⚽⚽ 19/06/2018 at 5:26 pm

      Also enjoyed seeing him jump around when Kane scored the winner, like a bit of passion from the manager!

    • HD 19/06/2018 at 5:29 pm

      I would love to see Rose get on the pitch against Panama, instead of Young.

      • McG ⚽⚽ 19/06/2018 at 5:41 pm

        Yeah, me too, Young looked old.

      • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 19/06/2018 at 5:42 pm

        Bit radical HD, playing a natural left footer at left back instead of a right footer 😉!?

        • HD 19/06/2018 at 5:49 pm

          I apologize for my illogicalness.

  • UnkleTaff 19/06/2018 at 6:07 pm

    That second Senegal goal stinks. The goalscorer’s had to go off the pitch because he’s “injured” and then, when he’s waved on, breaks the 100m sprint record time to get to that loose ball and score.

    That he should’t have been waved on to the pitch when he was doesn’t help matters either.

  • Superspoz 🏆 19/06/2018 at 6:11 pm

    These Ndombele rourours aren’t going away. There’s something different this time around. There isn’t an apostrophe in his surname.

    • Caspurs 19/06/2018 at 6:16 pm

      There only rourours, I wouldn’t take them too seriously.

    • Ronwol196061 19/06/2018 at 6:31 pm

      He is a comma-na

  • ronwol196061 19/06/2018 at 6:39 pm

    I dont think you can take too many teams for granted anymore.
    Yes there are teams that have names but there are no guarantees these days.
    In tj PL its different. Still any team can beat any other team on the day,not the season

  • Freund or Foe 19/06/2018 at 6:49 pm

    Had an email from Tottenham today, I am now eligible for a season ticket.
    I’m already sorted for this season, if anyone would like to use my allocation they are more than welcome to.
    My lad got offered too, so 1 adult and one junior available.

    • Caspurs 19/06/2018 at 6:54 pm

      It would appear I’m also eligible, buggered if I can make head or tail of what seats are available.

      • Freund or Foe 19/06/2018 at 6:59 pm

        I looked at about 5 or 6 areas, just for fun, and couldn’t see any.

  • Fat Bertha 19/06/2018 at 7:27 pm

    Good evensong homeboys, hippies and funki dreds.

    • Flat Oeuf 19/06/2018 at 7:29 pm

      Bonsoir, generously proportioned one.

    • HD 19/06/2018 at 7:35 pm

      Bonsoir Berth of Earth!

    • 61SpursNut 19/06/2018 at 7:40 pm

      Oh, helaire!

    • Superspoz 🏆 19/06/2018 at 8:32 pm

      Wagwan

      • Sexy Beast 19/06/2018 at 8:59 pm

        You been chatting to my daughters? 😂

        • Superspoz 🏆 19/06/2018 at 9:10 pm

          No why, are they practicing a bit of patois lol

    • ronwol196061 19/06/2018 at 9:12 pm

      Oeufer Kitt

  • DAVID 19/06/2018 at 9:13 pm

    Evening girls, anything to report?
    Watching 3 games a day is very tiring, I’m having to have a lie down between games.

    • Ronwol196061 ronwol 19/06/2018 at 9:15 pm

      So did Egypt

    • Ronwol196061 ronwol 19/06/2018 at 9:16 pm

      Oeuf to DAVID

  • Ronwol196061 ronwol 19/06/2018 at 9:15 pm

    Soixxant Oeuf

  • DAVID 19/06/2018 at 9:16 pm

    Watched the England game in my local teams clubhouse with about 400 fellow sufferers, biggest cheer of the night was for Kanes winning goal, second biggest cheer was for Sterling substitution.

    • HD 19/06/2018 at 9:45 pm

      Sterling, pfft. Greedy bugger never even looked for/at Kane. He is of the I, I, I, me, me, me mode.

      • 61SpursNut 19/06/2018 at 9:46 pm

        I’m reading a subtle sub-text here. You’re not his biggest fan. Go on, admit it.

        • HD 19/06/2018 at 9:52 pm

          You read well Nuttsford. I damn sure admit it.

        • Caspurs 19/06/2018 at 10:10 pm

          I picked up on the sub-sub-text. A hope against all odds, the little chap will do good one day.. ;-p

          • 61SpursNut 19/06/2018 at 10:32 pm

            …a wise man never said.

            • Caspurs 19/06/2018 at 10:38 pm

              Old proverb say:
              🙈 no Stirling, 🙉 no Stirling, 🙊 no Stirling.

  • Ronwol196061 ronwol 19/06/2018 at 9:16 pm

    E-neouf

  • UnkleTaff 19/06/2018 at 9:18 pm

    “Salah’s going home, he’s going home, he’s goooooing.”

    • Superspoz 🏆 19/06/2018 at 9:20 pm

      I actually feel sorry for him.

      • Superspoz 🏆 19/06/2018 at 9:21 pm

        Should of bought him 5 years ago. He wiped the floor with us vs Basel.

      • UnkleTaff 19/06/2018 at 9:21 pm

        He’ll not be winning the Golden Boot from the comfort of his armchair.

        • Fat Bertha 19/06/2018 at 9:50 pm

        • Ronwol196061 ronwol 19/06/2018 at 9:57 pm

          He has had a great season
          Good hustler!

  • 61SpursNut 19/06/2018 at 10:38 pm

    • Ronwol196061 20/06/2018 at 12:06 am

      Brilliant!!!!!!!

    • HD 20/06/2018 at 12:51 am

      Two of the photos are related, guess how? Ok, I know it’s hard but don’t you think Sterling is a horses ass! 😂

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 7:41 am

      Superb 😂.

  • Fat Bertha 20/06/2018 at 7:47 am

    UnkleTaff
    “Salah’s going home, he’s going home, he’s goooooing.”

    He’s just a sh*t John Oates:

    • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 9:52 am

      John Oates is a sh*t John Oates.

    • Ronwol196061 20/06/2018 at 10:51 am

      Hahahaha!

  • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 10:06 am
    • UnkleTaff 20/06/2018 at 10:15 am

      This kid really does look like a star in the making. Like John Stones … but without the mistakes.

      • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 10:17 am

        Good to hear he’s recognised the need to bulk up a bit in the gym. Should def see him kick on next season.

        • UnkleTaff 20/06/2018 at 10:25 am

          If Sanchez continues to look a bit iffy at this tournament I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see Foyth kept at the club (and not sent out on loan) next season.

          • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 10:28 am

            I’ve no doubt we’ll see more of him this coming season, I don’t think he’ll go out on loan.

          • Ronwol196061 20/06/2018 at 11:14 am

            I agree. I think Sanchezs problem is his nervousness.He was great with Toby on one side and Verts on the other and got a lot of applause (from me too) for his confidence but when Toby went down,he lost it.
            It can come back though. Yes Foyth should be kept

            • UnkleTaff 20/06/2018 at 11:23 am

              I don’t think his loss of form is down to not having Alderweireld alongside him at all. For most of last season he was playing next to Vertonghen (who is, in my view, a better player than Alderweireld) and he was outstanding for Ajax which is why we paid the big bucks for him so I suspect something else is going on (what that is I couldn’t say).

              What’s worrying me is the ease with which he seems to be knocked off the ball. It happened quite a lot last year (I remember Tammy Abraham bullying him on a few occasions when we played Swansea early on) and the sight of him being muscled off the ball by a Japanese player yesterday worried me. The fact that he lost 25% of his aerial duels as well (against Japan, no less) is another cause for concern.

              • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 11:27 am

                Another full pre-season with Poch will sort him right out.
                He’s still such a youngster for his position, and all the signs are that he’s eager to learn and improve. It’s just a composure thing me thinks, he gets a bit panicky. EPL is so different to the Dutch league, so I’m amazed he’s made such a good transition already.

                • UnkleTaff 20/06/2018 at 11:35 am

                  I think this is what it is: the Premier League is a lot more competitive than perhaps he was prepared for and it’s knocked his confidence a bit. Like you, I have little doubt he’ll come good eventually.

                  • Caspurs 20/06/2018 at 11:43 am

                    It’s worth pointing out he has only been a defender for a short while, for a large part of his career he’s played in midfield, so he’s essentially still learning a new position.

                    • Ronwol196061 20/06/2018 at 12:26 pm

                      42 mil is a lot for a player who need to learn a new position

                  • Ronwol196061 20/06/2018 at 11:43 am

                    I felt like that when I saw him play for the first bunch of games but now I am looking at it for what it is,when it is. He had shown really tons of confidence when he started and then mixed both super confident and really nervous. I hope he takes control of it and then he can take control of the area

                    • Ronwol196061 20/06/2018 at 12:25 pm

                      one thing he was really good at I havent see in a while is his semi slide tackles,but the opposing player has to be in the right position for him to do that

              • Ronwol196061 20/06/2018 at 11:31 am

                He is a big lad. Ive noticed several times when we have played teams that even park the bus and then hit a long ball to a front man he seems to be not in the right position. We play a high line and its difficult to mark and play that at the same time (to mark you have to be behind the attacker). So some of that can be the case but he is suspect that way. He doesnt judge those bouncing balls.He seems too leggy at those times. So he is better to get behind the attacker if he can. He would probably be a much better sweeper. Which basically he was when the two other lads were beside him.

  • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 10:12 am

    Jack Wilshere made 197 appearances for Arsenal over 17 years, what a legend.

    Harry Kane has made 212 appearance for Tottenham in 7 years.

    • UnkleTaff 20/06/2018 at 10:13 am

      Three-season wonder. Or is it four now? I’ve lost count.

      • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 10:45 am

        To put a bit more perspective on this, Perryman was with us for 17 years for his 854 appearances.

  • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 10:32 am

    Like the look of this Ndombele. A Dembele type player, but by the looks of it a better range of passing.
    Love Mousa, but shocked to see that in his 6 seasons with us, he’s only had 8 assists in the PL/CL/EL, 4 of which were in his first season!
    We need a bit more creativity from that position.

    • Flat Oeuf 20/06/2018 at 10:49 am

      Yes, FoF. If anything Mousa could become an excellent out-and-out DM.

      For us to progress, the CM who sits next to Dier/Wanyama needs to be a more complete player: as well as breaking up play and retaining possession, he needs to be able to create with accurate passes from deeper, speed up our transitions and even arrive late in the box for some goals too. Easy to find.

      • Ronwol196061 20/06/2018 at 10:50 am

        Its the number 1 position for us to find,Flat

      • UnkleTaff 20/06/2018 at 10:53 am

        I wouldn’t be too quick to dismiss Onomah from being that player. Obviously not for next season (or maybe even the season after) but he’s got something about him that I really like. I think he needs to have more confidence in himself because he certainly has the ability. Another loan beckons, I think, possibly to Leeds.

        • Ronwol196061 20/06/2018 at 11:05 am

          I agree Taff. I like the way he controlled the ball in those England under 21 games

      • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 10:54 am

        I still have high hopes for Winks too. It’s easy to forget how well he was playing before the repeat injury, with close to MOTM performances in both games against RM.
        But good competition for places is required.

        • UnkleTaff 20/06/2018 at 10:55 am

          Yurp.

        • Ronwol196061 20/06/2018 at 11:06 am

          I want to see Winks take more chances. When I watch him he plays like a DM without the toughness of the other 2. As a CM (which we need) he isnt creative or determined enough to make things happen. Im not saying he wont.I just think he needs to take more chances and want it enough

          • HD 20/06/2018 at 12:24 pm

            Ron, I think Winks is capable of doing everything you are asking of him. Hopefully with two goods wheels, finally, he will show his wares. I am hopeful.

            • Ronwol196061 20/06/2018 at 12:27 pm

              I am hoping!

          • UnkleTaff 20/06/2018 at 12:53 pm

            I think he’s more creative than he’s given credit for. He’s as good as anyone we have when it comes to spreading the play to the wings and if there is a forward pass on he usually makes it. Quickly.

            • HD 20/06/2018 at 12:56 pm

              Yes. He also has a quick burst forward when in possession. If he can stay healthy he is integral to everything Poch wants to do.

            • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 12:57 pm

              Agree with this. He’s a heads up type of player, and gives it to our more creative players quicker than Dembele, who likes to have a few twisty turnys before releasing the ball.

        • HD 20/06/2018 at 12:16 pm

          With ya Fofty.

    • Ronwol196061 20/06/2018 at 10:49 am

      Absolutely FoF!

  • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 11:06 am

    https://www.101greatgoals.com/news/social/england-hitler-anti-semitic-tottenham-russia/

    Let me guess. Chelsea fans?
    Or could it be Chelsea fans?
    If not, it’s most likely to be Chelsea fans.

    • Ronwol196061 20/06/2018 at 11:11 am

      Anti semitism is a fact of life. The ultras thrive on it. 2 English antisemites is not a bad number and obviously adored by all the other schmucks from other countries with the same leanings.

  • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 11:56 am

    Been checking in on the stadium porn this morning, looking incredible.
    Funny seeing those chaps running around on the roof, they look tiny!

  • Ronwol196061 20/06/2018 at 12:29 pm

    100% I would like to see both Sanchez and Winks come good.
    It would be fantastic for us

  • Superspoz 🏆 20/06/2018 at 12:40 pm

    In my opinion, levy should break the bank and get a proven central/creative midfielder to a) hit the ground running and b) to pass his experience to our younger midfielders. A bit Like when Leicester bought in Cambiasso.

    • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 12:43 pm

      That would be bloody lovely.
      I’m not all that up on European football, but I can’t think of many here or abroad that fit that bill and would be available to us. Do you have any ideas?

      • UnkleTaff 20/06/2018 at 12:45 pm

        Is it too late to hijack the Iniesta bid?

        • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 12:49 pm

          I think the Chinese order for 6 million bottles of wine from his vineyard has already been processed.

          • UnkleTaff 20/06/2018 at 12:51 pm

            Such a shame. He’s the best midfielder I’ve seen in years (and that includes Modric).

            An absolute gem of a player.

            • Caspurs 20/06/2018 at 12:55 pm

              He is not better than Modric.

              • UnkleTaff 20/06/2018 at 12:56 pm

                Yes he is.

                How long do you want to carry this on for?

                • Caspurs 20/06/2018 at 12:57 pm

                  As long as you want. Winks has great potential, but better than Modric? Not for me.

                  • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 12:58 pm

                    Errr…..

                  • UnkleTaff 20/06/2018 at 12:59 pm

                    Ah, I see the source of your confusion now.

                    I was referring to Iniesta.

                    I like Winks but I wouldn’t mention him in the same breath as Modric.

                    Apart from just then, of course.

                    • Flat Oeuf 20/06/2018 at 12:59 pm

                      Yeah, yeah.

                    • Caspurs 20/06/2018 at 1:00 pm

                      Ah, that makes far more sense, and I agree wholeheartedly. 👍

                    • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 1:01 pm

                      No you don’t.

                    • HD 20/06/2018 at 1:01 pm

                      I knew you had a heart, Cas!

      • Flat Oeuf 20/06/2018 at 12:50 pm

        Those (realistic) criteria mean that the pool is small. Where’s Kiri when you need him? 🙂

        • HD 20/06/2018 at 12:57 pm

          Pool bound.

          • Flat Oeuf 20/06/2018 at 12:58 pm

            Ha, never mind Iniesta’s wine deal. Olive oil sales are through the roof in Canada.

            • HD 20/06/2018 at 12:59 pm

              ..as well as Speedo sales.

    • Caspurs 20/06/2018 at 12:51 pm

      I agree, I think we’re at a stage where it’s important to add one or two top quality players (I don’t know who). Players are competitive so and so’s, and although they believe in Poch, they want to achieve success, being so close but ultimately failing to win silverware will i’m sure be on their minds. For me now is the time for the club to demonstrate real ambition, if not and we fail to win silverware, I worry more of our best players may get itchy feet.

      • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 12:55 pm

        Agree, fungal infections can spread like wildfire, speshley in shared showers.

      • Flat Oeuf 20/06/2018 at 12:57 pm

        I was thinking earlier that the Dier -> Yanited noise has calmed down. HK settled, Dele and CE about re-sign if reports are true. Will be interesting to see if Rosey and Toby end up staying. I actually feel the squad is more settled now than I did before, if anything. Agree we need the magic though.

        • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 1:00 pm

          I’m most worried about Eriksen.
          He says the right things about honouring contract etc etc, but his loss would be a stupidly big hole to fill. And if he continues his amazing form, it won’t be long before stupidly big offers come in from stupidly big and successful clubs.

          • HD 20/06/2018 at 1:03 pm

            What me worry?

            • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 1:07 pm

              Don’t worry, be happy ;-D

          • Flat Oeuf 20/06/2018 at 1:05 pm

            The thing with CE is his confidence is a bit fragile, I think. I reckon he feels safe at Spurs and able to flourish…maybe has a doubt that he might become bench material at Barca.

            • Ronwol196061 20/06/2018 at 1:11 pm

              Confidence is a funny thing. In Eriksens case he has been gaining confidence I am not 100% with that will stay that way. You have to have a deeper belief to make it stick and even then it can be a bit tenuous.
              I would like him to take the Modric role and think maybe he could going forward but needs to find more inside himself. It remains to be seen.

              • Flat Oeuf 20/06/2018 at 1:21 pm

                He did take a step up this season just gone. Remains to be seen if it was an anomaly or the beginning of an upwards curve. I’m not sure that his longer range passing is consistent enough for that Modric role…and we lose his goals and assists…but I think he could play there one day too.

                • Caspurs 20/06/2018 at 1:27 pm

                  He played that role against Swansea in the FA Cup, and absolutely ran the game (and scored), but we did play with a front 3 (no Kane) that day and looked very impressive. PS (caveat), I am aware Swansea were rather poor last season.

                  • HD 20/06/2018 at 1:29 pm

                    I would think that with Swansea being by the sea that that the caveat would exceptional.

                    • HD 20/06/2018 at 1:30 pm

                      Ronglish obviously

  • Flat Oeuf 20/06/2018 at 1:00 pm

    400th

    • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 1:01 pm

      Is that a “will somebody please write a fakky blog” kinda hint?

      • Flat Oeuf 20/06/2018 at 1:03 pm

        No, No. Just celebrating in the time-honoured fashion. I’ll ban myself if I do it again.

        • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 1:05 pm

          Stats are looking great. Onwards.
          I’m so bloody happy here, I actually want to read every post rather than skip through.
          Wunderbar.

          • Flat Oeuf 20/06/2018 at 1:09 pm

            I know. Berry ‘appy.

            • HD 20/06/2018 at 1:10 pm

              Much congrats FO.

              • Flat Oeuf 20/06/2018 at 1:13 pm

                Just great to hang out with mates, having a chat, enjoying football, Spurs and the WC.

                • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 1:22 pm

                  I enjoy the WC every day for at least half an hour. Sometimes twice a day, depending on what I’ve eaten the night before.
                  Man time.

                  • Caspurs 20/06/2018 at 1:28 pm

                    What about the other 4/5 pseudo poo’s?

                    • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 1:31 pm

                      That can fluctuate, depending on how good the book that I’m reading at the time is.

  • HD 20/06/2018 at 1:05 pm

    Ronaldo is genius.

  • Flat Oeuf 20/06/2018 at 1:07 pm

    Cas thinks Winks is better than Modric. Taff thinks Onomah is better than Iniesta. Talk about Flat Oeufers.

    • Ronwol196061 20/06/2018 at 1:13 pm

      I like Flat Oeufs. I stick them on bread and its totally symmetrical.It just works and can be put in a Pret sandwich and fit into their boxes

      • Flat Oeuf 20/06/2018 at 1:36 pm

        I’ll get back to you.

  • HD 20/06/2018 at 1:17 pm

    This Portugal-Morocco match is lively.

    • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 1:29 pm

      How is Ziyech of Ajax playing? Rate him big time.

      • HD 20/06/2018 at 1:32 pm

        I don’t know much of Morocco but there is an Ajax player who is playing well. Actually Morocco are playing their tail off. Down 0-1, but in the match.

      • UnkleTaff 20/06/2018 at 1:57 pm

        He’s shit.

        • UnkleTaff 20/06/2018 at 1:57 pm

          Sorry. Momentary lapse.

  • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 1:32 pm

    I love the way Ronaldo exposes his thigh like a lady of the night when he takes a free kick.

    • HD 20/06/2018 at 1:33 pm

      So you are a leg man. I knew it.

      • Flat Oeuf 20/06/2018 at 1:35 pm

        He’s also a golf man. Maybe he likes dog-legs?

        • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 1:38 pm

          I can hit round dog legs all the time.

        • HD 20/06/2018 at 1:41 pm

          There you go, maybe I will compose a bloeg related to golf men and footie. Surely there must be a relationship.

          • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 1:47 pm

            What do you think of the Mickleson fiasco, Dawg? So much respect for him, but that was a terrible mistake, made worse by the fact he didn’t seem to regret it.
            Helluva tournament though, I stayed up late to watch it all 4 nights.

            • HD 20/06/2018 at 1:48 pm

              Great, great tournament. I have always liked Phil but that move was bush league. Disrespected the game. You play a shot, you accept the result.

              • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 1:49 pm

                This.

            • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 1:59 pm

              He was too honest, if he’d just said I lost it for a split second there would never have been much of a fuss. I think it was a bit of a reaction on terms of frustration to the way the USGA had set up the course that day which everyone knew was wrong. Interesting to know what he would have said done if the ball had gone in the hole when he did it as that clearly would have been a very definite advantage.

          • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 1:48 pm

            Go for it HD, Fats will love it. An exposé of the comparison between the false 9 and wedge play around the green.

            • HD 20/06/2018 at 1:50 pm

              Fats being the golf fanatic that he is, 😂, will be absorbed by the rub of the green.

              • Flat Oeuf 20/06/2018 at 1:54 pm

                Never mind ‘a good walk ruined’, it’s the walk that Fats isn’t keen on.

                • HD 20/06/2018 at 1:56 pm

                  When we return to Blighty, Fofty wants to play golf. So we’ll get Fats a cart so he can watch and learn at the same time, all the while saving wear and tear on his feet.

                  • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 2:00 pm

                    No want about it, we will be playing golf.

                  • Caspurs 20/06/2018 at 2:04 pm

                    It’ll have to be a special cart…

                    • Flat Oeuf 20/06/2018 at 2:09 pm

                      Good throne.

                    • HD 20/06/2018 at 2:09 pm

                      If the shoe fits….

                    • Caspurs 20/06/2018 at 2:11 pm

                      I’ve taken into account essential storage capacity for a days supply of Monster Munch and Pear cider.

                    • Flat Oeuf 20/06/2018 at 2:13 pm

                      Fore!sight.

            • HD 20/06/2018 at 1:52 pm

              Might take me a few days but I will go to work on it, when I am not playing golf and/or watching the WC. Actually I think I can do it.

              • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 1:52 pm

                👍

  • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 1:36 pm

    *sigh*the last bastion has been demolished. A woman commentating on a man’s match. Is nothing sacred? There’ll be giving them the vote soon, you mark my words.

    • UnkleTaff 20/06/2018 at 1:58 pm

      Don’t know who she is, but she’s actually been pretty decent to be fair.

      Better than any of that lot over on ITV, that’s for sure.

      • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 2:03 pm

        Yep, she’s doing OK although anyone’s better than Jon Champion. Bring back Wolstenholme.

        • 61SpursNut 20/06/2018 at 2:26 pm

          I think it’s all over for him.

  • Flat Oeuf 20/06/2018 at 1:39 pm

    Saudi Arabia up next. Hoping for a mahoosive loss so I can stay on track for worst team of the tournament.

    • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 1:40 pm

      Thought I was Saudi?

      • Flat Oeuf 20/06/2018 at 1:52 pm

        In my family sweepstake.

        • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 1:54 pm

          Ah, that’s sweet. Yep, we are all pretty close.
          But I thought I was Saudi?

          • Flat Oeuf 20/06/2018 at 1:56 pm

            I’ve always thought of you as more of a BMW.

            • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 1:59 pm

              I’ll need to know a series and model before I decide if that’s a compliment.

              • Caspurs 20/06/2018 at 2:07 pm

                Something with good bottom end grunt..

              • Flat Oeuf 20/06/2018 at 2:08 pm

                316i Convertible in white. A Bacardi drinker’s car.

                • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 2:10 pm

                  Ouch. good, but ouch.

                  • Flat Oeuf 20/06/2018 at 2:12 pm

                    Haha, not really. Either a 650i or an M5 (for the family)

                    • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 2:14 pm

                      Had a 650. Miss it sooooo much, apart from the fuel bill.

                    • 61SpursNut 20/06/2018 at 2:26 pm

                      I was rather partial to my Spurs blue X5.

                    • Flat Oeuf 20/06/2018 at 2:26 pm

                      Beautiful motors

                    • Flat Oeuf 20/06/2018 at 2:27 pm

                      I’ve just got the Missus a 2nd hand Audi Q7….in lilywhite.

                    • 61SpursNut 20/06/2018 at 2:29 pm

                      I won’t mention the fact that I also owned a red Astra for nine years.

                    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 2:36 pm

                      Red!!!! How did you sleep at nights?!

                    • Flat Oeuf 20/06/2018 at 2:39 pm

                      In the car, mostly.

  • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 1:40 pm

    Any further with NA Invasion II yet, Dawg and Ron?

    • HD 20/06/2018 at 1:43 pm

      We have not communicated about it but with the schedule now out I will get the ball rolling shortly.

      • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 1:44 pm

        No need to call me names…ah, shortly. Sorry, carry on.

        • HD 20/06/2018 at 1:45 pm

          I am longing for a reunion.

  • Flat Oeuf 20/06/2018 at 2:38 pm

    So today’s picks are:
    Jordi Alba
    Ante Rebic
    Youssef Msakni

    They are all ‘catching our eye’, apparently.

    In other news, Yanited are now signing Jerome Baoteng as he’s much cheaper than Toby.

    And we’ve opened negotiations for Grealish.

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 2:40 pm

      And Ndombele apparently.

    • Freund or Foe 20/06/2018 at 2:41 pm

      The Alba one was particularly funny.

      The report in the Catalan media outlet cites a report in Football Whispers that there is a 3.2 chance out of 5 of the former Valencia defender joining Spurs this summer.

      However, the report acknowledges that such a deal is hugely unlikely due to his valuation by the Blaugrana while he has a minimum release clause of €150m, which should rule out any move.

      Since when has a 3.2 chance out of 5 been highly unlikely? Maybe my calculator has broken again.

      • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 2:45 pm

        I think significant amounts of alcohol or drugs were involved in that calculation.

      • Flat Oeuf 20/06/2018 at 2:45 pm

        Looking forward to the ‘Eriksen and Alba in swap deal’ headlines.

        • Fat Bertha 20/06/2018 at 5:43 pm

          Jessica Alba for Eriksen? Done!

  • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 2:43 pm

    Good old Ronaldo, still diving for all he’s worth.

    • 61SpursNut 20/06/2018 at 2:49 pm

      Pepe, eh?

      • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 2:50 pm

        Legend.

        • 61SpursNut 20/06/2018 at 2:51 pm

          *Bell…

          • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 2:52 pm

            End… Oeugh.

    • HD 20/06/2018 at 2:54 pm

      He is a miserable b*stard but when he a chance to score he is brilliant.

    • UnkleTaff 20/06/2018 at 3:13 pm

      I think this is what annoys me more than anything else about the modern game: the idea that contact alone is enough to be considered a foul. Players are feeling the slightest of brushes and hurling themselves to the ground in search of a decision.

  • UnkleTaff 20/06/2018 at 3:04 pm

    I’ve just seen that, assuming we qualify from our group, our opponents in the first knockout round will be from the Columbia/Japan/Poland/Senegal group.

    Chicken-counting aside, that looks like a pretty clear run through to the quarter finals.

  • UnkleTaff 20/06/2018 at 3:09 pm

    Well played Morocco. At least you went down fighting.

    • Fat Bertha 20/06/2018 at 5:33 pm

      Morocco have joined the Oeufs? Are!

  • Fat Bertha 20/06/2018 at 5:41 pm

    Freund or Foe
    Stats are looking great. Onwards.
    I’m so bloody happy here, I actually want to read every post rather than skip through.
    Wunderbar.

    Sorry, I can’t respond to this post because I just skipped through it.

  • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 5:48 pm

    My top 6 detested players:
    Suarez = 1st
    Wilsh*te = 1st
    Pepe
    Marcelo
    Adams
    Costa

    • Fat Bertha 20/06/2018 at 5:55 pm

      Mine are:
      JPS Black King Size
      JPS Real Blue King Size and Superkings
      JPS Silver Stream King Size and Superkings
      JPS Crushball King Size
      JPS Green Edge King Size and Superkings
      JPS Triple Flow King Size

      • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 5:58 pm

        Ooh yes, forgot about Crushball, the bar steward.

      • Superspoz 🏆 20/06/2018 at 6:01 pm

        Players that I like
        Leroy Bonner
        Walter Morrison
        James Williams
        Billy Peck
        Marshall Jones
        Clarance Satchell

    • UnkleTaff 20/06/2018 at 6:16 pm

      Leaving Gary Cahill off a top-six list of most-detested players is one thing, not having any Chelsea players on there at all is something else entirely.

      Have you completely taken leave of your senses, man?

      • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 6:21 pm

        Sorry Taff. In my defence Costa is included from his Rascist days.

        • Caspurs 20/06/2018 at 6:22 pm

          Ahem. John (the racist) Terry?

          • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 6:24 pm

            Excluded as he stopped ‘playing’ years ago.

            • Caspurs 20/06/2018 at 6:27 pm

              *2 months ago…

              • Caspurs 20/06/2018 at 6:28 pm

                Not sure he’s technically retired yet.

                • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 6:30 pm

                  Cmon he was just there to pose with the winners shirt last season.

              • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 6:29 pm

                Accepted, but my premise still stands.

                • Caspurs 20/06/2018 at 6:31 pm

                  I can only express my disappointment. : (

                  • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 6:32 pm

                    Noted.

          • UnkleTaff 20/06/2018 at 6:30 pm

            I’ve inexplicably developed a grudging respect for John Terry.

            Sorry if some readers find this offensive, but there you go.

            • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 6:32 pm

              I thought we’d banned that sort of language!?

              • Caspurs 20/06/2018 at 6:34 pm

                Indeed, standards do appear to be slipping..

                • UnkleTaff 20/06/2018 at 6:39 pm

                  I can’t find it in myself to dislike Jack Wilshire either. He’s just too inconsequential to be worth bothering with.

                  In fact, I’m not sure there’s any current Arsenal players I even dislike … let alone detest.

                  Chelsea, on the other hand, I could populate an entire top-six list with quite easily.

                  • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 6:43 pm

                    It’s funny how we all can have different bête noire. Mine is the Arse, always has been, probably always will be. The Rascists I see as more inconsequential, even though I know there’s no logic to it.

                    • Fat Bertha 20/06/2018 at 6:48 pm

                      Mine’s Bête Davis. She’s got Mezut Ozil eyes.

        • UnkleTaff 20/06/2018 at 6:27 pm

          Now that Costa’s left Chelsea I find I don’t mind him at all any more.

          I reserve the right to alter this opinion should England play Spain any time soon.

          • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 6:31 pm

            A leopard never changes its stripes.

            • UnkleTaff 20/06/2018 at 6:33 pm

              I just find him amusing now.

  • Fat Bertha 20/06/2018 at 5:49 pm

    Caspurs
    I’ve taken into account essential storage capacity for a days supply of Monster Munch and Pear cider.

    Oooh, pear cider. Hmm. Will it be Koppaberg?

    • Flat Oeuf 20/06/2018 at 7:12 pm

      Well Koppa, innit.

  • UnkleTaff 20/06/2018 at 6:36 pm

    We need to win Group G. I’ve just seen that the runners-up will play their QF game (assuming they get that far) at 3pm on a Saturday. This will create a potential bowls conflict that I really don’t want to have to deal with.

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 6:38 pm

      We know you’ll make the right decision Taff.

      • UnkleTaff 20/06/2018 at 6:42 pm

        I’m not so sure that I do. Competition for places at Burry Port Bowling Club is fierce. If I don’t make myself available for a game it might be a while before I get back into the team…

        • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 6:45 pm

          You’re selling yourself short mate. Would Real ever drop Ronaldo?

          • UnkleTaff 20/06/2018 at 6:48 pm

            That is a very good point. I shall be sure to mention this to the club captain should the situation arise.

            • Caspurs 20/06/2018 at 6:49 pm

              Are you suggesting our Taff has narcissistic tendencies?

              • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 6:52 pm

                Only that he tends to rip his shirt off and dive onto his knees on the green when he makes a good shot. Plays havoc with the grass.

                • UnkleTaff 20/06/2018 at 6:54 pm

                  …to say nothing of my knees.

                  • 61SpursNut 20/06/2018 at 7:19 pm

                    …which were already severely impaired several years ago, as I recall.

  • Superspoz 🏆 20/06/2018 at 6:40 pm

    Gents I need some help. Mrs Spoz has sussed out what I’ve got her for our 10th anniversary. Apparently she saw an add on her Facebook page. I’m guessing that the Wi-Fi we share has somehow pinged this information to her phone. Did I guess right and how do I stop this shit from happening again? I am the worst person in the world when it comes to shopping for gifts and I used up alot of brain cells to figure out what to get her and I am fuming!!

    • Caspurs 20/06/2018 at 6:48 pm

      I don’t know what you can do other than use a completely different search engine for such clandestine operations…
      Or wrap the prezzie in a VERY LARGE box.
      Sorry I can’t be more help.

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 6:49 pm

      The simple but probably unacceptable answer Spoz is to be like me and not do Facebook. If I’m buying something for the missus from say Amazon I use a different email address that way she doesn’t see anything in the suggestions list in amazon under our normal email.

      • Superspoz 🏆 20/06/2018 at 6:56 pm

        I hardly buy anything..and then one time I put a bit of effort into it, in get stitched up. Ffs.

        • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 6:58 pm

          Tinternet can be a wondrous thing and a pain in the harris.

    • Fat Bertha 20/06/2018 at 6:50 pm

      Delete Facebook. Immediately.

      • Caspurs 20/06/2018 at 6:51 pm

        👍

      • Superspoz 🏆 20/06/2018 at 6:53 pm

        I set up face book 2 months ago because I was conned. Long story. But I didn’t share it or anything. How the feck did this happen? Bastards!

        • Caspurs 20/06/2018 at 6:54 pm

          Mark F*ckerburg has a lot to answer for.

          • Superspoz 🏆 20/06/2018 at 6:57 pm

            He does. Wanker!

            • Superspoz 🏆 20/06/2018 at 7:00 pm

              How the f@ck has something which I googled end up on the missus’s face book page Mark f@kenberg. Answer me man!

              • Superspoz 🏆 20/06/2018 at 7:00 pm

                I bet he supports Chelsea

                • UnkleTaff 20/06/2018 at 7:02 pm

                  He’s been linked with us as a potential buyer.

                  • Caspurs 20/06/2018 at 7:02 pm

                    Be afraid, very afraid..

                    • Superspoz 🏆 20/06/2018 at 7:03 pm

                      I just pooped a little..

                    • Caspurs 20/06/2018 at 7:07 pm

                      I just twittered you a message Spoz.

    • Fat Bertha 20/06/2018 at 7:26 pm

      Different accounts
      Different email logins
      Check every security setting in every account that you have and turn them all off -FB, Twitter, Google etc
      Never use your own name
      Never register with your actual personal details IE birthday etc

      Even Gravatar – Gravatar are hard in glove with WordPress, and many many others including Yahoo.

      When you login to Grav/Word a cookie goes onto your device which stays there until/unless you clear your device cache.

      So when you visit a site that uses Grav/Word and you either use the same email address to login/ comment or haven’t cleared your device cache, your Gravatar pic will be displayed. Even if the screen name is different. This can happen even when you don’t know.

      IE: You have a humorous Gravatar pic of a pair of boobs linked to email address a.n@other. com for use on this blog. Hilarious!

      If you send an email to a potential customer who uses a Grav/Word they’ll see the boobs. Could be embarrassing.

      When you sign up to FB one of the things you impliedly consent to is that FB can scan your contacts list and uses the data to link and cross reference with all the other data they’ve harvested – scary.

      You search Google for a pair of speedos – Google tell FB (via cookies) – FB displays it on your account and shares the data with those you’ve been linked with.

      If you and your Mrs are sharing a Google account everything you/she does on Google owned sites (EBay, YouTube) will be visible to each other.

      • JonSpur 20/06/2018 at 7:33 pm

        Proper anonymity:

        No personalised Gravatar
        No personalised screen name
        Use fake email address

        • RobSpur 20/06/2018 at 7:34 pm

          See?

          • Flat Oeuf 20/06/2018 at 8:35 pm

            I knew you were SlySpur

      • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 7:37 pm

        VPN helps to protect your anonymity.

        • Fat Bertha 20/06/2018 at 8:01 pm

          Who said that?

  • AntSpurs 20/06/2018 at 7:06 pm

    Fat Bertha
    Where you hiding in the showers at the time?

    Hahaha that’s a point, maybe they were shouting speedos, Speedo’s. Anyways the showers were more your domain,. I bet there was no double bubble on the soap sales.

    • AntSpurs 20/06/2018 at 7:07 pm

      Evening chaps, chicks and spics. Off to watch La Espana whoops some Iranian butt.

      • AntSpurs 20/06/2018 at 7:11 pm

        Na na na na nananana na La Viva Espana.

        • Fat Bertha 20/06/2018 at 7:29 pm

          Good evening Ance in your Pance.

  • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 7:07 pm

    I’d gladly give the Russkies permission to spray fans playing vuvuzelas with Novichok.

    • Flat Oeuf 20/06/2018 at 7:16 pm

      A little extreme but, it could be be argued by The Honourable Fat Bertha, possibly within the bounds of the UN Convention on Human Rights.

      • Caspurs 20/06/2018 at 7:20 pm

        I’d argue people who partake in vuvuzelaism forfeit there human rights.

        • 61SpursNut 20/06/2018 at 7:23 pm

          *they’re

          • Caspurs 20/06/2018 at 7:25 pm

            Much obliged.

      • Fat Bertha 20/06/2018 at 8:10 pm

        Like Trump I ain’t down with no UN Human Rights jibber jabber

  • Caspurs 20/06/2018 at 7:24 pm

    It’s been a sad day as I’ve had to forgo the offer of a ST. : (
    I almost wish I hadn’t been offered one, so I wouldn’t have had to decline it. Oh well, neh mind.

    • Flat Oeuf 20/06/2018 at 7:31 pm

      Sad news, but sure you’ll get to plenty of games all the same.

      • 61SpursNut 20/06/2018 at 9:12 pm

        Sho’ nuff!

  • Fat Bertha 20/06/2018 at 7:37 pm

    UnkleTaff
    I’m not so sure that I do. Competition for places at Burry Port Bowling Club is fierce. If I don’t make myself available for a game it might be a while before I get back into the team…

    *Bury
    Burry is the rugby club

  • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 20/06/2018 at 7:43 pm

    Watching Spain trying to get behind the 11 man Iran defence and failing atm. Can you imagine the dogs abuse some fans would give Tottenham if it was them.

    • Fat Bertha 20/06/2018 at 7:50 pm

      *sniggers* You said ‘fans’.

    • 61SpursNut 20/06/2018 at 7:50 pm

      No imagination required.

  • Superspoz 🏆 20/06/2018 at 8:26 pm

    There’s a grumpy Iranian some where out there called Ameena Mood.

  • DAVID 20/06/2018 at 9:53 pm

    Evening girls, just catching up on the posts, not had much time to post on here lately, I’m putting in less effort than Dele.

    • Caspurs 20/06/2018 at 10:00 pm

      Opta’mal input..

      • DAVID 20/06/2018 at 10:05 pm

        Alright Cas, how you doing ? Sorry to read you had to knock back the offer of a ST.
        I see Madison signed for Leicester, that’s one off the shopping list.

        • ronwol196061 20/06/2018 at 10:09 pm

          Kovacic just signed for Plymouth Argyle

        • Caspurs 20/06/2018 at 10:22 pm

          Howdy Big D, cheers but no worries about the ST, I wasn’t expecting to be offered one in the first place. Hope all’s good with you and yours bud. As for Maddison, we’ll soon see if we missed an opportunity, or dodged a bullet I guess. : ) : (

          • Fat Bertha 21/06/2018 at 8:47 am

            Sorry, but did you just say “Howdy”?

            Quick lads, get ‘im!

  • UnkleTaff 20/06/2018 at 10:11 pm

    So that’s Bertha (Egypt), Freundy (Saudi Arabia) and Ron (Morocco) who have fallen at the first hurdle in the Flat Oeuf Sweepstake.

    Suck it up, losers.

    • Caspurs 20/06/2018 at 10:24 pm

      They deserve to go out, bloody vuvuzelaites.

      • UnkleTaff 20/06/2018 at 10:25 pm

        I don’t know if I’ve managed to block them out up to now, but I really noticed them during the Spain game this evening. Have they been that prominent before?

        • Caspurs 20/06/2018 at 10:28 pm

          Yep, mainly, no exclusively with the African teams, so I’m hoping they all go out early.

          • Fat Bertha 21/06/2018 at 7:23 am

            Are you Alan Sucrose?

    • Ronwol196061 21/06/2018 at 2:51 am

      Fix.

      No not the Game.

      You.

      • McG ⚽⚽ 21/06/2018 at 7:04 am

        I second that. Come on the Panama!!

  • Fat Bertha 21/06/2018 at 7:44 am

    Vilevuzela

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 21/06/2018 at 8:03 am

      Mornin Mr Bertha, examining today?

      • Fat Bertha 21/06/2018 at 8:44 am

        Nope. Finished. Got a cupla resits, but 5 years of classes and exams finished yes’dy!
        💥Boom💥

        Now I’m ready for the 6 figure salaried job I’m owed.

        • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 21/06/2018 at 8:47 am

          Youda man! 😁

          • Fat Bertha 21/06/2018 at 8:57 am

            💋

        • Flat Oeuf 21/06/2018 at 8:49 am

          Owe No!

          Seriously, Congratulations mate. A great achievement.

          • Fat Bertha 21/06/2018 at 8:57 am

            💋

        • 61SpursNut 21/06/2018 at 9:45 am

          Really, really impressed with your achievement.
          Bravo!

          • Fat Bertha 21/06/2018 at 9:48 am

            Thanks mum. Luv ya!

            • 61SpursNut 21/06/2018 at 9:48 am

              💋

        • HD 21/06/2018 at 12:24 pm

          BOOM! 💥💥💥👍

    • Superspoz 🏆 21/06/2018 at 8:03 am

      Hey SBerthsts. Thanks for the tips last night 👍

      • Fat Bertha 21/06/2018 at 8:45 am

        No wuckers, bredrin.

  • Superspoz 🏆 21/06/2018 at 8:11 am

    Just found out that there is a prize of a 100 squid in the company dream team league. I thought it was just for fun! My team, Wak-dafuq-anda, is currently 11th out of 24. Need Perisic and Erikssen in to score today.

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 21/06/2018 at 8:34 am

      Wish you luck with that mate but sounds like you’ve got Norfolk in chance.

      • Fat Bertha 21/06/2018 at 8:46 am

        Hehe. Noice.

  • Superspoz 🏆 21/06/2018 at 8:32 am

    Don Balon is at it again! This time it’s modric…

    • Fat Bertha 21/06/2018 at 9:03 am

      Who’s Don Balon?

      • Caspurs 21/06/2018 at 9:13 am

        The man from Del Monte.

        • Fat Bertha 21/06/2018 at 9:18 am

          Who’s Del Monte?

          • Flat Oeuf 21/06/2018 at 9:25 am

            Who isn’t?

            • Freund or Foe 21/06/2018 at 9:34 am

              Yes.

  • Freund or Foe 21/06/2018 at 9:38 am

    I’ve got a golfin society this Sunday, tee off at 11am. England play Panama at 1pm.
    This leaves me with a serious issue, do I record the football on BBC, or St Trinians 2: the Legend of Frittons Gold on ITV?

    • 61SpursNut 21/06/2018 at 9:46 am

      That’s easy … yes!

      • Freund or Foe 21/06/2018 at 9:47 am

        You da man from Del Monte too!

    • Fat Bertha 21/06/2018 at 9:50 am

      Record the golf.

  • Freund or Foe 21/06/2018 at 9:46 am

    Fat Bertha
    Nope. Finished. Got a cupla resits, but 5 years of classes and exams finished yes’dy!
    Boom
    Now I’m ready for the 6 figure salaried job I’m owed.

    Fanbloodytastic, but surely after 5 years hard study you deserve more than £1,000.00?

    • Fat Bertha 21/06/2018 at 9:49 am

      I won’t accept a penny less.

      • Freund or Foe 21/06/2018 at 9:53 am

        Must be a great feeling.
        My lad had his last A level on Monday, and I’ve hardly heard from him since apart from a rather drunk text around 3am Tuesday morning.

    • Fat Bertha 21/06/2018 at 9:53 am
      • Freund or Foe 21/06/2018 at 9:55 am

        Which 6 figures will you choose?

        • Caspurs 21/06/2018 at 9:58 am

          2 vowels and 4 consonants please.

          • Fat Bertha 21/06/2018 at 10:10 am

            Vow of silence
            Vow of celibacy

            Europe
            North America
            South America
            Westeros

        • Fat Bertha 21/06/2018 at 9:59 am

          Two from the top and four from the bottom please, Rachel.

  • Freund or Foe 21/06/2018 at 10:04 am

    I could get away with 1 figure.

    • Flat Oeuf 21/06/2018 at 10:22 am

      To clean those windows? How much?

    • Superspoz 🏆 21/06/2018 at 10:27 am

      Someone make her a sandwich,quick.

      • Freund or Foe 21/06/2018 at 12:23 pm

        I’d make her anything she wants.

        • UnkleTaff 21/06/2018 at 12:25 pm

          Frustrated? Unsatisfied?

          • Freund or Foe 21/06/2018 at 12:33 pm

            Possibly, probably.

  • Flat Oeuf 21/06/2018 at 1:09 pm
  • Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enoeuf

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