We’ll Do Well To Finish Above Stoke This Year…

“We’ll do well to finish in the top six this season.”

Has a season gone by in living memory when this hoary old chestnut hasn’t been tripped out at some stage before a ball is kicked in anger? Yet time and time again we confound those prophesies of doom. This year will be no different.

“But everybody else has strengthened.”

Have they? Have Man Utd? In Carrick they’ve lost one of their most influential players of the last decade and it remains to be seen if Fred has what it takes to replace him. Their manager (and also their highest-paid player) has been openly critical of this window and it must be only a matter of time now before they part company. I’d certainly much rather be in our shoes than theirs right now.

Arsenal have lost Cazorla, Wilshere and Mertesacker and replaced them with … what, exactly? They’ve also lost one of the finest managers this country has ever seen. Okay, so he may have been in the twilight of his career but it remains to be seen how well his successor fares in his wake. Like Ferguson, he might just prove to be a very hard act to follow.

Chelsea have recruited Jorginho and Kovacic, but possibly sidelined the likes of Barklay, Drinkwater and Loftus-Cheek in the process. Whether that’s a good thing or not, time will tell. They’ve lost Courtois and now have an anxious three-week wait to see if any of their other stars will jump ship. It’ll be interesting (to say the least) to see what happens if they get off to a slow start to the season.

City? Well, they’re clearly the best in the land, have added Mahrez to their ranks (to say nothing of the emerging talent that is Phil Foden) and I suspect no amount of business would have been sufficient to catch them this year.

On the face of it Liverpool appear to have done good business but they paid well over the odds to get their business done early. The pressure is now on them to win something. And with City being as powerful as they are that won’t be easy.

As for the others? Well a few years ago it was Stoke who had bought well and were primed to mount a challenge. Where are they now? Then it was West Ham. Ditto. Last year it was Everton who were going to gatecrash the party. That went well, didn’t it?

Bottom line: we still have the same squad that performed so well last season. We’ve not lost anyone and there’s a few really exciting prospects coming through the system now. With another year of collective experience under our belts I feel we’re in a much stronger position that many are giving us credit for.

We’ll finish top four this season.

At least.

But then, I’ve been saying that every year for the past three years now…

Comments
  • Bardamu 11/08/2018 at 2:26 pm

    Will take that and run!
    Not at our best so a good 3 points. COYS

  • Sniper 11/08/2018 at 2:27 pm

    Luvlee jublee!
    A bit shakey at the back. But 3 points away. And we’re off!

  • Chauvelin 11/08/2018 at 2:28 pm

    My stream has finished. About four minutes late?

    Great opening result considering a few of them looks dead for the last ten minutes.

    Davinson Sanchez looked immense. Verts classy as ever. Amos looked eager. Dembele calm. Dier worked so hard.

  • foeorfreund 11/08/2018 at 2:29 pm

    Reeesult.
    Hugo and Dier immense, Jan solid as always.
    Aurier as scary as usual.
    Bloody love Davinson, but sometimes he doesn’t breed confidence in the way he defends. Does great work, but feels like his indecision causes us problems sometimes.
    Anyhow, a great 3 points away.

    • UnkleTaff 11/08/2018 at 2:31 pm

      Lloris saved our bacon on more than one occasion today. He was outstanding. I wouldn’t swap him for anyone else.

      • SpurAndy πŸ’ πŸ₯§ 11/08/2018 at 2:33 pm

        βœ…

  • Chauvelin 11/08/2018 at 2:29 pm

    Davies was Mr reliable at left back.

  • UnkleTaff 11/08/2018 at 2:30 pm

    What a load of shit. One game in to the new season and already our players look knackered. Pathetic.

    We’ll do well to finish in the top half if that load of junk is anything to go by.

    • Chauvelin 11/08/2018 at 2:31 pm

      Levy out!

      • UnkleTaff 11/08/2018 at 2:31 pm

        Damn it. I knew I’d forgotten something.

    • Frontwheel 2 11/08/2018 at 2:32 pm

      Lucky fakin useless Deli,should have lost,Levy’s fucked us right up…….etc

      • Chauvelin 11/08/2018 at 2:35 pm

        That’s right. Useless gangsta only plays for thirty minutes apparently. Stats prove it. If he played the full 90 he’d be worth 300 million and not just 100 million. The only reason he plays is cos he scores winning goals like today. Lightweight chancer.

      • SpurAndy πŸ’ πŸ₯§ 11/08/2018 at 2:35 pm

        One day he’ll play for more than the 30 mins.

        • Chauvelin 11/08/2018 at 2:41 pm

          With all that clever software proving he’s right, T** **Y should make a blooming successful manager.

    • Superspoz πŸ† 11/08/2018 at 2:35 pm

      Useless, the lot of em. The usual 20 minutes from Dele, Kane should never be allowed to play in August and Lloris’s saves were were just a fluke, how the hell is this guy captain of France?

  • Frontwheel 2 11/08/2018 at 2:30 pm

    HOOOOORRRRRAAAAAHHHHH,we won

    • foeorfreund 11/08/2018 at 2:31 pm

      That we did, Frontster!

    • SpurAndy πŸ’ πŸ₯§ 11/08/2018 at 2:32 pm

      Now I know its real when Fronty confirms 😁

    • Superspoz πŸ† 11/08/2018 at 2:37 pm

      In Your face Mickey Quinn

      • Frontwheel 2 11/08/2018 at 2:39 pm

        heheh

        • Superspoz πŸ† 11/08/2018 at 2:39 pm

          πŸ‘Š

    • AntSpurs 11/08/2018 at 2:42 pm

      Hehe, has the extra HH always at the end been intended for The Boy? That’s the way I always saw it.

  • foeorfreund 11/08/2018 at 2:36 pm

    Already trailing well behind the league leaders. Bloody alphabet.

    • Chauvelin 11/08/2018 at 2:44 pm

      Arsenal had the right idea. Stacked deck.

      • UnkleTaff 11/08/2018 at 2:48 pm

        They certainly knew what they were doing when they dropped the ‘Woolwich’ part of their name.

        • Superspoz πŸ† 11/08/2018 at 2:54 pm

          Hahaha!

        • Chauvelin 11/08/2018 at 2:55 pm

          We should change our name to _Tottenham Hotspur.

  • Frontwheel 2 11/08/2018 at 2:36 pm

    Lloris,keep it up Frenchie.

  • Frontwheel 2 11/08/2018 at 2:38 pm

    Ah,now to just enjoy other teams misery

  • Flat Oeuf 11/08/2018 at 2:38 pm

    Very funny interview with Verts. β€œI’ve scored almost every season but they’ve been taken away from me, so I love goal-line technology.”

  • AntSpurs 11/08/2018 at 2:40 pm

    His goal which he took from inside our own half (was it against Southampton?) and given offside took the biscuit.

    • foeorfreund 11/08/2018 at 2:48 pm

      I found it hard to digestive.

      • AntSpurs 11/08/2018 at 2:59 pm

        Bunch of Jammy dodgers

  • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 11/08/2018 at 2:50 pm

    It was all my fault lads.

    • Superspoz πŸ† 11/08/2018 at 2:52 pm

      Wot,evrifing? Right then, you can pay for that parking ticket.

    • foeorfreund 11/08/2018 at 2:52 pm

      Did you manage to keep low key?

      • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 11/08/2018 at 2:54 pm

        The usual c major

        • Chauvelin 11/08/2018 at 2:56 pm

          I took you for a B sharp kinda guy?

          • Chauvelin 11/08/2018 at 2:57 pm

            (I know I know, it’s just C)

    • SpurAndy πŸ’ πŸ₯§ 11/08/2018 at 2:57 pm

      Full match report of how they were all feckin useless, won’t last quarter of a season and wot was Levy doin bringing on one of our useless academy, when yer ready please.

  • Northern Spur 11/08/2018 at 2:59 pm

    Job done. IBS subsiding.

  • Superspoz πŸ† 11/08/2018 at 3:00 pm

    Has the cross from Aurier for Dele’s goal been discussed yet?

    • AntSpurs 11/08/2018 at 3:10 pm

      Twas a booty full ting, and I’m not discussing Roses derriΓ¨re, sabit is earlys for that.

  • foeorfreund 11/08/2018 at 3:02 pm

    Sorry, I know I shouldn’t but I couldn’t help myself….

    We look as if we are in for a long and laboured season. Our lack of creativity is there for all to see. Really expected more from Moura based on his preseason but he looks less lively than he did last season. Pooch has coached the flair out of him I see. Yes we got three points away from home thanks to a post and a bar saving us but I fear we will be ripped apart by the top teams this season and I think we will really struggle to make top four. Cannot wait for Levy to sell Toby, Dembele and Rose in August without being able to bring anyone in. Amos is what he is a young lad who will not change games for us and will struggle with the physicality of the EPL.

    • SpurAndy πŸ’ πŸ₯§ 11/08/2018 at 3:03 pm

      I’m impressed by the consistency.

      • AntSpurs 11/08/2018 at 3:07 pm

        The bit about β€˜can’t wait to sell Toby, Rose without replacements etc’ is supposedly a sarcastic tone however that is one depressing post.

        • SpurAndy πŸ’ πŸ₯§ 11/08/2018 at 3:09 pm

          Knowing where its come from I’d say it’s one of the more positives. He’ll be binned soon.

    • SeattleSpursGuy 11/08/2018 at 3:10 pm

      LOLZ

  • SpurAndy πŸ’ πŸ₯§ 11/08/2018 at 3:07 pm

    Watching Fulham v Palace on SD, quality looks good, picture that is.

  • Matt 11/08/2018 at 3:08 pm

    Terrible result. Goal difference will be key. If we’d signed mbappe and ronaldo we’d have won by 3.

  • UnkleTaff 11/08/2018 at 3:15 pm

    Absolute peach of a cross aside, Aurier was quite dreadful again today. It can only be a matter of time, surely, before Walker-Peters is ahead of him in the pecking order.

    • foeorfreund 11/08/2018 at 3:16 pm

      It’s hard to understand why he isn’t already.

    • Chauvelin 11/08/2018 at 3:22 pm

      Did he get a card? Can’t recall.

      • Northern Spur 11/08/2018 at 3:40 pm

        No. Dier and Kane.

  • Chauvelin 11/08/2018 at 3:18 pm

    We’ve clearly got worse as the stats prove. Last season same fixture we won 2-0. Obvious for all to see and arguing about the details is just dumb dumbs refusing to see the facts.
    Can’t argue with my stats. No one can or I’ll bin you.

  • foeorfreund 11/08/2018 at 3:23 pm

    Poch called the stadium “the new White Hart Lane”.
    I wanna give him a cuddle.

    • Caspurs 11/08/2018 at 3:25 pm

      He’ll be summoned to Levy’s office first thing Monday morning to explain himself..

      • Chauvelin 11/08/2018 at 3:49 pm

        Daniel’s got a swear jar on his desk. Fifty quid per mention of WHL…

  • Flat Oeuf 11/08/2018 at 3:36 pm

    foeorfreund

    Sorry, I know I shouldn’t but I couldn’t help myself….

    We look as if we are in for a long and laboured season. Our lack of creativity is there for all to see. Really expected more from Moura based on his preseason but he looks less lively than he did last season. Pooch has coached the flair out of him I see. Yes we got three points away from home thanks to a post and a bar saving us but I fear we will be ripped apart by the top teams this season and I think we will really struggle to make top four. Cannot wait for Levy to sell Toby, Dembele and Rose in August without being able to bring anyone in. Amos is what he is a young lad who will not change games for us and will struggle with the physicality of the EPL.

    The only instructive words in this quote, whoever the fack it is, are: β€œI fear…”.

    • Caspurs 11/08/2018 at 3:41 pm

      I couldn’t argue with ” Amos is what he is a young lad ” , this person is clearly quite perceptive.. :p

      • SeattleSpursGuy 11/08/2018 at 3:48 pm

        “Yes we got three points away from home” has some merit

        • foeorfreund 11/08/2018 at 3:49 pm

          I quite like “creativity is there for all to see”.

          • ronwol196061 11/08/2018 at 3:58 pm

            The only thing that’s creative is his interviews

            • Chauvelin 11/08/2018 at 4:03 pm

              First game and I’ll happily take the win. Creativity can come later. You can’t win the title in the first few games but you can wave it bye bye with poor results.

              • ronwol196061 11/08/2018 at 4:15 pm

                I’m happily taking the win
                I wasn’t criticizing the win

    • Chauvelin 11/08/2018 at 3:42 pm

      Did I really just hear Pochettino in his comments to Final Score say “you have to smell if the players are ready?”

      • foeorfreund 11/08/2018 at 3:42 pm

        They obviously get squeaky bums like the rest of us.

  • SeattleSpursGuy 11/08/2018 at 3:45 pm

    Meh, looks like we’ll trail the chavs on GD.

    • Chauvelin 11/08/2018 at 3:47 pm

      Huddersfield will have a hard struggle this season.

      • UnkleTaff 11/08/2018 at 4:52 pm

        As opposed to an easy struggle … ?

  • Sexy Beast 11/08/2018 at 4:03 pm

    Lots of rust in the preformance today, first half i thought we controlled the game even thought Aurier and Sissoko looked like they were passing each other a Viper at times.
    Second half we looked like a team who’d missed a large chunk of pre season up against a fitter sharper side. Great to edge it a go home with the points, roll on next week after some more fitness work. We can and will get loads better!
    COYS

    • SeattleSpursGuy 11/08/2018 at 4:08 pm

      Yes indeed.

    • ronwol196061 11/08/2018 at 4:20 pm

      Anytime you have Aurier and Sissoko running the attack you are going to get a mixed bag including misspasses etc

      Eriksen didn’t do anything and Moura was stuck up next to Kane
      He wasn’t particularly good but if had the room Sissoko Thad he might have done something

      • Superspoz πŸ† 11/08/2018 at 4:32 pm

        For all his sins, maybe just maybe Sissoko has a knack for making space for himself. Moura plays higher up and tight spaces is part of the parcel. You can’t compare the two players.

  • Fat Bertha 11/08/2018 at 4:11 pm

    Just got in. Did we win? ‘Course we did. But it was only Newcastle, so it doesn’t count.

    • Chauvelin 11/08/2018 at 4:15 pm

      Then you missed a treat. Sissoko had an effort on goal AND it was on target AND it was deliberate as well! His finest five minutes.

      • Fat Bertha 11/08/2018 at 4:20 pm

        I πŸ’œ Sissoko.

  • Chauvelin 11/08/2018 at 4:12 pm

    My main concern today was Harry Kane playing the whole game. I’d have preferred Son to have come on for him after the hour. We know Kane wants to play every minute of every game but he needs to be supervised by the coaches and they need to be firm with him for his own good.

  • Fat Bertha 11/08/2018 at 4:13 pm

    Dele (sh*t) winner from a Serge (sh*t) cross. It was just only Newcastle, though.

  • Fat Bertha 11/08/2018 at 4:24 pm

    Which’s the best game to catch now? Any suggestions?

    • SpurAndy πŸ’ πŸ₯§ 11/08/2018 at 4:27 pm

      Fulham v Palace, good London Derby. 0-1

  • Fat Bertha 11/08/2018 at 4:26 pm

    Flat Oeuf

    foeorfreund

    Sorry, I know I shouldn’t but I couldn’t help myself….

    We look as if we are in for a long and laboured season. Our lack of creativity is there for all to see. Really expected more from Moura based on his preseason but he looks less lively than he did last season. Pooch has coached the flair out of him I see. Yes we got three points away from home thanks to a post and a bar saving us but I fear we will be ripped apart by the top teams this season and I think we will really struggle to make top four. Cannot wait for Levy to sell Toby, Dembele and Rose in August without being able to bring anyone in. Amos is what he is a young lad who will not change games for us and will struggle with the physicality of the EPL.

    The only instructive words in this quote, whoever the fack it is, are: β€œI fear…”.

    Whose are these pearls, dare I ask?

    • SpurAndy πŸ’ πŸ₯§ 11/08/2018 at 4:28 pm

      Somebody who needs to follow another sport.

      • Fat Bertha 11/08/2018 at 4:48 pm

        Thank you for narrowing down the list of suspects.

        • SpurAndy πŸ’ πŸ₯§ 11/08/2018 at 4:51 pm

          I’ll give you a clue, the name involves an appendage and a Yorkshire name for a young lady.

          • Fat Bertha 11/08/2018 at 5:00 pm

            It must be exhausting having to be so consistently melancholic. Add to that the overwhelming need to out-morbid one’s fellow professional mourners, it’s a wonder any of them can bear to open the curtains each morning.

            • SpurAndy πŸ’ πŸ₯§ 11/08/2018 at 5:03 pm

              Aye, there’ll be a few gooners in there obvs.

  • Superspoz πŸ† 11/08/2018 at 4:41 pm

    Cook can’t even get a start for Bournemouth.

  • Superspoz πŸ† 11/08/2018 at 5:07 pm

    Fek, we’re 6th!

  • foeorfreund 11/08/2018 at 5:18 pm

    Toby speaks……

    β€œFirst game, first win! Let’s go & win the title in our new stadium! #COYS #THFC”

    Think I just came.

    • Fat Bertha 11/08/2018 at 5:28 pm

      “Think I just came.” FoF ejaculated.

    • SeattleSpursGuy 11/08/2018 at 6:20 pm

      His social media team is first rate.

  • AntSpurs 11/08/2018 at 5:24 pm

    Is anyone having troubles with receiving tickets for Fulham game ? Ordered them online 10 days ago but nuffink.

    • Fat Bertha 11/08/2018 at 5:29 pm

      I’m not having any trouble.

      • AntSpurs 11/08/2018 at 5:30 pm

        How long did yours take ?

        • AntSpurs 11/08/2018 at 5:31 pm

          Or you talking bout one of your fave subjects?

          • Fat Bertha 11/08/2018 at 5:38 pm

            Sorry, 🐜, being silly.

        • Fat Bertha 11/08/2018 at 5:37 pm

          I haven’t ordered / bought any.

          • AntSpurs 11/08/2018 at 5:38 pm

            Ok sustained, I refrain from asking my last question.

            • Fat Bertha 11/08/2018 at 5:39 pm

              Objection!

              • AntSpurs 11/08/2018 at 5:40 pm

                Sustained, I have no further questions your honour.

      • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 11/08/2018 at 5:35 pm

        πŸ˜‚

  • McG⚽⚽ 11/08/2018 at 5:25 pm

    Four exacts and one close today so far, gotta be storming the Ronglish…

    • AntSpurs 11/08/2018 at 5:27 pm

      Well played today, 4 out of 6 ain’t bad, That’s Meatloaf innit ? πŸ€”

    • ronwol196061 11/08/2018 at 5:31 pm

      Hold you markers there’s been a stewards inquiry…

  • AntSpurs 11/08/2018 at 5:34 pm

    Whats Maccy Gees done ?

    • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 11/08/2018 at 5:37 pm

      Better than the rest of us.

      • AntSpurs 11/08/2018 at 5:44 pm

        He shaw did. He’s on fire πŸ”₯

  • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 11/08/2018 at 5:36 pm

    I just woke up from a 2 hour walk induced slumber.

  • SpurAndy πŸ’ πŸ₯§ 11/08/2018 at 5:46 pm

    Wonder what Steed Malbranque is doing now?

    • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 11/08/2018 at 5:46 pm

      Any steed he can find, I would guess.

    • SeattleSpursGuy 11/08/2018 at 6:21 pm

      Best name in football

      • SeattleSpursGuy 11/08/2018 at 6:26 pm

        Still on the roster of MDA Chasselay of the fourth tier of the French football league

        • SpurAndy πŸ’ πŸ₯§ 11/08/2018 at 6:40 pm

          Thanks SSG, it was weird, the name just popped into my head!?

  • stevo1987 11/08/2018 at 5:46 pm

    Good evening dumb dumbs. You’ll happy in da house tonite!!?!

    • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 11/08/2018 at 5:55 pm

      I am so happy, so happy to put that debacle of 27 months ago behind me. I’m also happy that we rode our luck in the second half today and scarpered with all three points. Further, I am so happy that that drunken oaf didn’t break my metatarsal when he stumbled and placed his size ten hoof upon my left foot.

      • SpurAndy πŸ’ πŸ₯§ 11/08/2018 at 6:01 pm

        Was it that big fat geordie who’s always taking his top off?

        • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 11/08/2018 at 6:03 pm

          Yes, it wasn’t.

    • Caspurs 11/08/2018 at 5:55 pm

      Sadly, yes.

      • stevo1987 11/08/2018 at 5:58 pm

        And tonking the Indians….. so a fine day. Unfortunately, I didn’t get to see the game as I was picking up Student 1 from the railway station.

        • Fat Bertha 11/08/2018 at 6:17 pm

          Dad’s eh?

  • Caspurs 11/08/2018 at 5:59 pm

    Watching the women’s diving comp (volume muted obviously), absolutely cracking stuff!

    • Frontwheel 2 11/08/2018 at 9:11 pm

      Tissues handy?

  • stevo1987 11/08/2018 at 6:00 pm

    oo’er is “cracking” a correct term in the situation?

    • Fat Bertha 11/08/2018 at 6:15 pm

      Absocrackinglutely.

  • stevo1987 11/08/2018 at 6:01 pm

    Right, that’s the first half downloaded. Laters….

    • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 11/08/2018 at 6:01 pm

      You may not want to bother with the second half.

  • Fat Bertha 11/08/2018 at 6:01 pm

    Thatpieceofhalibut

    Yo Spurs Tragics how the bloody hell are ya? πŸ˜„rarely post these days guys but I’ve heard of your new forum and thought I’d say hello. Greg/Syd regularly keeps in contact and told me about flat ouef….I thank you for your best wishes he passes on ….. thankyouπŸ‘ŠGlad to be here for another kick off but that bloody Levy keeps pumping me BP up, …. just wanted the hope of greater squad improvement with a world class signing ….. who am I kidding? His MO doesn’t change. Anyways it’s an optimistic 1-2 win v the barcodes but there’s a fair bit of hope in there!!! Love youse all as they say COYS x

    Hey Hal! Just seen your post. Great to hear from. Stay tuned.

    • Sexy Beast 11/08/2018 at 6:31 pm

      Marvelous to hear from you Hal, hope well.

  • HD πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 11/08/2018 at 6:01 pm

    Watching Wolverhampton and what Moutinho brings to the middle of the pitch. He would have been worth a punt.

    • SpurAndy πŸ’ πŸ₯§ 11/08/2018 at 6:06 pm

      He probably wants gametime, he’ll get plenty with wolves, not much with us.

  • SpurAndy πŸ’ πŸ₯§ 11/08/2018 at 6:14 pm

    Good goal by Neves.

  • Sexy Beast 11/08/2018 at 6:30 pm

    Has anyone mentioned how facky marvelous Sanchez was today?

    • ronwol196061 11/08/2018 at 6:34 pm

      Yes he is getting more confidence now and more relaxed with his play

      Their goal wasn’t down to him
      He was left marking two players and stood between them

      • Sexy Beast 11/08/2018 at 6:37 pm

        It was a super cross, as was Auriers. Not much anyone can do when crosses are that pacey with dip.

        • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 11/08/2018 at 6:44 pm

          Was Aurier the dip?

        • ronwol196061 11/08/2018 at 6:51 pm

          We won but virtually all attacks emanated from the wings

          • Fat Bertha 11/08/2018 at 6:59 pm

            That’s good isn’t it?

            • Superspoz πŸ† 11/08/2018 at 7:31 pm

              Absolutely, but you already knew that.
              #Lorente

          • Caspurs 11/08/2018 at 7:07 pm

            We swooped in and nabbed the points.

            • ronwol196061 11/08/2018 at 8:22 pm

              This is true. We are powerful physically and that’s the key point
              Speed down the wings and crossesbut its not guaranteed and I think we have to create more inside to really do good in the league

  • Hartley 11/08/2018 at 7:09 pm

    We won, second half we looked poor and I fell asleep. We are below Palace and Watford and Bournemouth, Poch out, Levy out, I’m off out, adios mo fo’s.

    • Chauvelin 11/08/2018 at 7:25 pm

      Watford, Palace, and Bournemouth above us.
      See Levy, see? This is all your fault!
      Piss off and leave our club. I know technically it’s your club, but it’s all our money ain’t it?Well, I know technically it’s not, because once I spend money in exchange for goods or services it isn’t mine anymore, it’s now the vendor’s, but Levy out!

      • Chauvelin 11/08/2018 at 7:26 pm

        That Chauv, he’s such an arse…

        • Fat Bertha 11/08/2018 at 7:54 pm

          I won’t always be there to help when you make a typo …

          • Chauvelin 11/08/2018 at 8:00 pm

            Did our wedding vows mean nothing?

            • Fat Bertha 11/08/2018 at 8:03 pm

              Nor our consonants.

              • ronwol196061 11/08/2018 at 8:30 pm

                I’ve bought them all up

          • Matt 11/08/2018 at 8:04 pm

            I’d forgotten how budget the green x code mans superhero outfit was.

      • stevo1987 11/08/2018 at 8:29 pm

        Is this Gloster the imposter? What happened to the French bloke?

        • ronwol196061 11/08/2018 at 8:33 pm

          The Pimpernel, Scarlet?
          He is beheaded back to Paris

          • stevo1987 11/08/2018 at 8:41 pm

            They seek him there…. You ok Ron?

            • ronwol196061 11/08/2018 at 9:00 pm

              Ron?

              Its D’Artagnon

              • ronwol196061 11/08/2018 at 9:01 pm

                Actually old chap I’m off to Montreal next week just brushing up

                • stevo1987 11/08/2018 at 9:27 pm

                  Can you speaka the lingo?

                  • ronwol196061 11/08/2018 at 9:51 pm

                    Half of Montreal speaks the way I do
                    Its just when I write to them they think I’m writing Swahilli

  • Superspoz πŸ† 11/08/2018 at 9:26 pm

    The wife hasn’t stopped all day. Took the girls to their swimming lessons this morning, then cooking and cleaning while trying to pack for everyone for our little getaway on Monday. I tried to explain my laziness with an anolagy. I explained that it may appear that the lion sits under a tree all day while the lioness (es) does everything else but that really isnt the case and I sort of got stuck there.
    I did offer a full body massage followed by a bit of “how’s your father” to release those much needed oxytocins but she declined. Women eh.

    • Frontwheel2 11/08/2018 at 10:30 pm

      They’re a fucking mystery

    • AntSpurs 11/08/2018 at 11:17 pm

      Hey up Spoz, I have a few answers, maybe I can help. Firstly I need to ask, when you say your Mrs hasn’t stopped all day, do you mean β€˜talking’ or was she taking the kids swimming etc? I think that’s what you’re saying ?

      • AntSpurs 11/08/2018 at 11:18 pm

        If it’s the way I think and you needed to chill after a hard weeks work, the lion analogy was all wrong bro 😘

        • AntSpurs 11/08/2018 at 11:22 pm

          I may have my face ripped off for that too. You’re not on your own there πŸ˜‚

  • Chauvelin 11/08/2018 at 10:59 pm

    Nice to see Neil Warnock back. For a short while anyway.

    • stevo1987 11/08/2018 at 11:00 pm

      Is he French as well?

      • Chauvelin 11/08/2018 at 11:40 pm

        La plume de ma tante.
        OΓΉ est le singe? Le singe est sur la table.

        • AntSpurs 11/08/2018 at 11:47 pm

          Je ne said pa pour qua – Aka kylie.

          • AntSpurs 11/08/2018 at 11:47 pm

            Ahem sais , maybe

            • AntSpurs 11/08/2018 at 11:48 pm

              I don’t know , why?

  • Superspoz πŸ† 12/08/2018 at 7:38 am

    Motd is on 9am! 9AM! Is it Sunday or summink? Shudda watched it last night.

  • Chauvelin 12/08/2018 at 9:22 am

    Just been listening to two businessmen who support Arsenal saying silent Stan Kroenke taking full control is a terrible threat to their future chances of winning stuff. None of his other sports investments in the States are anything other than cash generating schemes and they don’t achieve sporting success.

    Looks like North London could belong to Spurs again.

    • Chauvelin 12/08/2018 at 9:27 am

      (There is a programme on FiveLive about ownership and accountability of clubs right now).

  • Flat Oeuf 12/08/2018 at 9:37 am

    New Doors of Perception bloeug

    https://flatoeuf.com/perception-problems/

  • Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enoeuf

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