WE. ARE. LIVE!

Author: Flat Oeuf

A blog dedicated to aficionados of the chicken badge of Tottenham Hotspur FC, unashamedly revelling in the agony and ecstasy of every moment of every game....no matter who finds themselves fortunate enough, in any given season, to be the stewards, manager or players of the best club in the world. COYFS!

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Shelfy
Shelfy
2 years ago

Just saw Everton are appealing against Jordan Henderson being banned for the Merseyside derby.

Sexy Beast
Sexy Beast
2 years ago

Come on young boys!
That sounds so wrong lol

Ronwol196061
Ronwol196061
2 years ago

Are we going out to win this game because I think we should.
Then bring all the good stuff for Sunday

Shelfy
Shelfy
2 years ago
Reply to  Ronwol196061

Of course we’re going to win.

foeorfreund
Admin
2 years ago

Great article about Sol…

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/feb/26/sol-campbell-oxford-united-craig-bellamy

Old now, but highlights what a self absorbed twat he is.

Funkenschlag!
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  foeorfreund

Precisely why I have no time for him.

Hartley
Hartley
2 years ago
Reply to  Funkenschlag!

..and why I think he is a twat.

Superspoz 🏆
Superspoz 🏆
2 years ago
Reply to  foeorfreund

“…if the erstwhile Saturday night quiz show Family Fortunes had surveyed 100 people to fill in the blank in the sentence: “Sol Campbell is one of the greatest [BLANKS] in football”, the word “minds” would scarcely have featured among the few broadcastable answers, let alone those all-important top ones.”

Lol.

Ronwol196061
Ronwol196061
2 years ago
Reply to  Superspoz 🏆

The C word seems about as appropriate as any

Funkenschlag!
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Ronwol196061

Caring?
Charismatic?
Cool?
Champ?

89Spurs 👁
89Spurs 👁
2 years ago
Reply to  Funkenschlag!

Considerate?

Funkenschlag!
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  89Spurs 👁

Compassionate?

Shelfy
Shelfy
2 years ago

Poch in his press conference said Jan is ready to play! Yay!
He did not mention cows this time

Shelfy
Shelfy
2 years ago

Is he sore? What did he see?

Fatty B
Fatty B
2 years ago

The Sta’nert reporting Poch wants to coach in Italy.

Shelfy
Shelfy
2 years ago
Reply to  Fatty B

Yes he wants to coach Spurs when they play Juve away in the CL knockout stages.

61 Spurs Njut 🌰
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Fatty B

Old news. He’s already done that for us twice in Fiorentina, once in Juve and once in Milan.

Fatty B
Fatty B
2 years ago

Did we get to the bottom of Cas’s saw problem?

Funkenschlag!
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Fatty B

Yes thanks, It’s been diagnosed as an irritable kerf.

Fatty B
Fatty B
2 years ago

*NEWS FLASH* WORKING IS FOR MUGS *END OF NEWS FLASH*

Freund or Foe
Freund or Foe
2 years ago
Reply to  Fatty B

That’s where you’re going wrong, mate. You should be working for money, not coffee cups.

Fatty B
Fatty B
2 years ago

Wow. This blog has really changed since I downgraded my membership yesterday. It’s turned into a meeting place for old-boys and the invalid.

I can’t sit here chatting all day. I’ve got work to do. *Sniggerz*

Ronwol196061
Ronwol196061
2 years ago
Reply to  Fatty B

It’s about time you stayed on the right side of the law.,wig ‘n’ all

Merrance
Merrance
2 years ago

Mike dean dont give us squat he is by nature a manc

Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago
Reply to  Chauvelin
Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago

Mike Dean has been appointed referee for the NLD.

I’m absolutely sure Mike will be even handed, but the perception will be prejudiced by previous nonsense that he is a closet lilywhite. This despite last season giving the Gooners some very marginal decisions.

The FA must be run by very dim people indeed.

Shelfy
Shelfy
2 years ago
Reply to  Chauvelin

The gooners are already getting their excuses lined up. They have a very long journey on Thursday and the ref for the weekend is a Spurs fan. What next?

Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago

SpurAndy 🥧🍒
Finally, good old Johnny Foreigner understands…

I would be tickled if there actually was a Mr John Foreigner.

Funkenschlag!
Admin
2 years ago

C’mon r’Andy, gedda move on, there’s a good chap.

SpurAndy🍒🥧
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Funkenschlag!

Que?

Shelfy
Shelfy
2 years ago

Who is going to be the first to wish Sol Campbell good luck in his managerial career with Macclesfield?….. anyone?

Hartley
Hartley
2 years ago
Reply to  Shelfy

I would but I think he’s a twat

Shelfy
Shelfy
2 years ago
Reply to  Hartley

That’s an insult to twats the world over.

89Spurs 👁
89Spurs 👁
2 years ago
Reply to  Shelfy

He’s also been involved with an England team, not sure if it was the Full team or the Under 21’s
But your right, Harts he is a twat.

Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago
Reply to  Shelfy

I wish good luck to the poor fans of Macclesfield FC.

At the first opportunity their manager will be off to a neighbouring club…

Sexy Beast
Sexy Beast
2 years ago
Reply to  Shelfy

Ten games and he’ll be gone, judas mug.

Ronwol196061
Ronwol196061
2 years ago
Reply to  Shelfy

Nackersfield!!!

foeorfreund
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Shelfy

Sol Campbell deserves more than Macclesfield Town, says Paul Ince.
This makes me angry. Why does he deserve more? How has he proved himself as a manager or a coach?

Shelfy
Shelfy
2 years ago
Reply to  foeorfreund

‘cos he isn’t white?

Sexy Beast
Sexy Beast
2 years ago
Reply to  foeorfreund

Get him in at Real MADrid

Shelfy
Shelfy
2 years ago
Reply to  Sexy Beast

I wonder why Time Sherwood didn’t get that job after Zidane quit?

Merrance
Merrance
2 years ago

No wonder our US cuzzins call us limeys

Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago
Reply to  Merrance

Well, it stopped scurvy.

89Spurs 👁
89Spurs 👁
2 years ago
Reply to  Chauvelin

Only some of the infected, the maggots in ships biscuits, really helped a lot, with the vitamin C deficiency.

Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago

Err… The pitch can also be used to re-enact trench warfare.

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Shelfy
Reply to  Chauvelin

It’s a new defensive strategy. If we are one up with five to go then a trench opens to keep the opposition away from our goal.

Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago
Reply to  Shelfy

Tee hee! That free kick from just outside the our area is now 50 yards from goal.

SpurAndy🍒🥧
Admin
2 years ago

Spursy

Hi Andy! Yes, it said something about moderation and didn’t show up. Maybe I didn’t complete it right as this one has posted. Ne’er mind. Hope you’re doing well. I’d love to go along to the Barca meet up but my son will want me here. He’s not old enough for a pub yet. Got a couple of years for that. We are thinking of going to some of the next games, like Southampton. Do you go to Wembley at all?

Glad to see the posting is sorted, hopefully for good. Understand about the meet up but hope you can at least make the next Ron, HD et al invasion next year. Haven’t been to Wembley this season as tbh it’s such a pfaff to get to and back. I’m not really a great attender these days as I’m getting soft in my old age and prefer the comfort of watching it in the warmth of my own home. Anyhoo, good to see you on here and would love to hear how your next match visit goes.

Spursy
Spursy
2 years ago

We haven’t been to many games but our lad really wants to go. It going to be freezing! Thermals required. I will definitely report in. Hey, are you still baking? I made some biscuits the other week and they were pretty nice. I was surprised.

SpurAndy🍒🥧
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Spursy

Looks like the modding is still a prob, ive emailed the other admins to see if they’ve got any answers.
Yep, usually bake every weekend. Made billionaires shortbread (cheated and bought the caramel) and choc cake with choc butter cream icing last weekend. My daughter has now got the bug so she takes it in turns with me. She prefers the look over the taste of it as opposed to me who puts the taste as first priority.

Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago

Billionaire’s shortcake? Progress I suppose.

Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago
Reply to  Chauvelin

*Shortbread. (What’s the difference? Please do tell.)

SpurAndy🍒🥧
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Chauvelin

I had to Google it as I was not sure myself:

Shortbread is actually a firm dry cookie that contains a lot of butter- it is not unlike a spritz cookie. Shortcake is breadier – more like a biscuit /scone. It is crusty on the outside but soft and fluffy on the inside. Shortcake is usually not as sweet as shortbread.

Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago

So the shortcake is more like bread, than shortbread.
Typical.

Ta.

Merrance
Merrance
2 years ago

Quilp has got appeaser May off to a tee

Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago
Reply to  Merrance

If Mrs May had set off 2 years ago with the intention of deliberating screwing up Brexit, this is where we’d be today. Firstly David Davies (and his team of civil servants) suddenly find her presenting her own secret plan at Chequers last July, concocted behind his back. Then Dominic Raab resigns over the Withdrawal Agreement, which he obviously did not have any hand in negotiating. All the way through May has been acting in the shadows.

foeorfreund
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Chauvelin

I refer you back to my bartender argument from the weekend.
“Coke Zero with Lemon please”.
“There you go”.
“That’s lime, I asked for lemon”.
“Did you?”
“Yes, quite specifically”.
“Well I’m sorry, but we don’t have any lemons”.
“But your colleague said lemons are available?”
“We don’t have any lemons”.
“But I was told you do?”
“We don’t. You can have lime, or no fruit at all”.
“But I want lemon”.
“You shouldn’t have been told that lemons are available, they are not. Why don’t you have lime instead? It’s similar to lemon”.
“Because I want lemon”.
“But we don’t have lemon”.
“This bar is shit”.
“Well you walked in, mate”.

Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago
Reply to  foeorfreund

This situation is this: you’re arguing about lemons whilst Mrs May has agreed that your drink will have lime and taken it to your table.

SpurAndy🍒🥧
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Chauvelin

Difficult, difficult, lemon difficult.
https://youtu.be/7mAFiPVs3tM

foeorfreund
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Chauvelin

Exactly. David Davies was the guy they sent to the greengrocer with strict instructions to buy lemons. There weren’t any. He didn’t buy the limes that the greengrocers had, because he was told to buy lemons. May is the bar manager, without fruit no one will buy drinks. She got the limes, because that was the only fruit available, even though the customers won’t be happy, they wanted lemons (which were promised to them by the previous manager).

foeorfreund
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  foeorfreund

And make no mistake, without fruit, no one will drink at the bar.

Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago
Reply to  foeorfreund

That’s fine. We leave without tipping them the 39 billion pounds on the way out…

foeorfreund
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Chauvelin

Result! We’ve saved 39bil!!! But what about the staff that will lose their jobs when the bar closes? What about the money owed to suppliers that will now not be paid? And those suppliers don’t have any other bars to sell to, so now they have to close too? That’s just fine, we saved having to tip!!

Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago
Reply to  foeorfreund

Hard bargaining. Something May wasn’t capable of.

Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago
Reply to  Chauvelin

Be gentle with me, Monsieur Barnier.

foeorfreund
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Chauvelin

That fits perfectly, doesn’t it. We could get exactly what we want with hard bargaining, they’d give up on their positions because we’re Great Britain, and we don’t take no for an answer.

SpurAndy🍒🥧
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  foeorfreund

Finally, good old Johnny Foreigner understands…

SpurAndy🍒🥧
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  foeorfreund

How’s the toof, fofty?

foeorfreund
Admin
2 years ago

Removed, thankfully. I had a very nasty infection, but feeling much better fanks.

SpurAndy🍒🥧
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  foeorfreund

Excellent 👍

Spursy
Spursy
2 years ago

Seems like my comments are posting now. Yay! Haven’t been on here for a while but have been pretty impressed with the team given how so many of them got to the semis of the WC and how Levy didn’t spend a penny and how we’re like The Travelling Wilburies of the Premier League.

Poch has definitely earned his crust in my mind. His transformation of Sissoko into a fast-moving tank is quite something, as is his freeing of Moura and his bringing on of Winks, Gazzaniga, Lamela to name a few. ‘He’s magic, you know…’

Hope you’re all more than well.

HD 🇺🇸
HD 🇺🇸
2 years ago
Reply to  Spursy

Quite nice to see you Spursy. 👁

Spursy
Spursy
2 years ago
Reply to  HD 🇺🇸

And you, HD!

Shelfy
Shelfy
2 years ago
Reply to  Spursy

Soon we are going to change the meaning of Spursy. It’s going to mean fast, powerful, skillful dominant, winning football.

Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago
Reply to  Shelfy

‘Spursy’.

Definition: relentless, overpowering, ruthless, all conquering.

Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago
Reply to  Chauvelin

So Spursy…

Shelfy
Shelfy
2 years ago
Reply to  Chauvelin

That’s what happens if you park in my spot

Shelfy
Shelfy
2 years ago
Reply to  Chauvelin

Yes and with a bit of Argentine edgy ‘naughtyness’ thrown in for good measure

Spursy
Spursy
2 years ago
Reply to  Shelfy

Exactly! A transformation is happening!

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