The trouble with OneOfOurOwn

Just seen this visual graph of HK10’s Premier League output before and after his injury at the end of last season. The work is by a certain @EFaroh ( on The Twitter. He admits himself that the long block between May and July which indicates the off season slightly throws the visual impact of the graph.

What it does seem to demonstrate is that his numbers have measurably changed since the injury in March. This does not even take into consideration any stats during the World Cup.

Our Harry scored a much vaunted 6 goals at Russia 2018, with an impressive 66.67% conversion rate…better than any other striker including MBappe at 60%. Only problem is, that 3 of Kane’s goals came from the penalty spot, which skews his ‘outfield’ data a bit.

There’s no doubt that over time Harry is up there with the very best. His stats are better that Ronaldo’s, for example, over the last 4 seasons, on several metrics:

All the same, as I regularly say, some stats can mask the realities of what you can see if you’re watching the games with your own eyes 👀.

It’s pretty clear that Kaneinho has not been firing on all cylinders despite confounding partisan critics with the way he keeps breaking records, winning awards (WC Golden Boot) and exorcising hoodoos (He does score in August!).

Historically, he’s been the sort of player who’s played himself back into form. Perhaps he’s been asked to change his game a little this term to work with Moura? Or to give defences who’ve had 4 PL seasons to work out a strategy for him/us?

To me, he looks a bit knackered. Or crocked. Hasn’t got the same snap about him. Hope I’m wrong.

Author: Flat Oeuf

A blog dedicated to aficionados of the chicken badge of Tottenham Hotspur FC, unashamedly revelling in the agony and ecstasy of every moment of every matter who finds themselves fortunate enough, in any given season, to be the stewards, manager or players of the best club in the world. COYFS!

  • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 13/09/2018 at 11:11 am

    Parred the last 4 holes, honest guvnor. VG for me.

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 13/09/2018 at 11:11 am

      I’m about a 20+ handicapper.

  • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 13/09/2018 at 12:01 pm

    Very good read. I dont agree with everything in the article but our defence cannot be too relaxed for this next game. The way we defended the two goals that Watford scored was attrocious. 3 CB’s and nothing in the air.
    We have to be much mroe sharper against Liverpool,its a game that will totally about belief

  • HD 🇺🇸 13/09/2018 at 12:03 pm

    I can’t read but if I could I would read nothing regarding Liverpool.

    • Fatty B 13/09/2018 at 10:03 pm

      Hehe. G’warn, Big Dawg!

  • HD 🇺🇸 13/09/2018 at 12:04 pm

    Is SAAPB who I think he is?

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 13/09/2018 at 12:08 pm

      Yarp, the wanderer returns.

      • HD 🇺🇸 13/09/2018 at 12:20 pm


  • HD 🇺🇸 13/09/2018 at 12:20 pm

    Welcome home Brian!

    • SickAsAParrotBrian 13/09/2018 at 12:28 pm

      Thank you horny 💋

      • foeorfreund 13/09/2018 at 12:54 pm

        • HD 🇺🇸 13/09/2018 at 1:03 pm

          I am reasonably certain that is a photo of Brian, with hair! 😬

  • HD 🇺🇸 13/09/2018 at 1:07 pm

    Sky is reporting that both Lloris and Dele are out of the match against the Dips.

    • foeorfreund 13/09/2018 at 1:12 pm

      Even worse news, Sissoko is set to return to training next week.

      • HD 🇺🇸 13/09/2018 at 1:19 pm

        Yes, but Foyth is back training, so we are safe. Besides Poch is set to unleash the fury of Harry Winks on ‘Pool!

        • foeorfreund 13/09/2018 at 1:24 pm

  • Fatty B 13/09/2018 at 1:09 pm

    Guess who?:

    • foeorfreund 13/09/2018 at 1:10 pm

      Fatty B. It says so in your header.

      • McG ⚽⚽ 13/09/2018 at 1:37 pm

        I’m going with Bernard..

        • foeorfreund 13/09/2018 at 1:47 pm

          • McG ⚽⚽ 13/09/2018 at 2:02 pm

            She’s a big lass!

            • Bruxie 13/09/2018 at 2:05 pm

              …And a bonny lass and
              She likes her beer…
              And they call her Cushy Butterfield…
              And I wish she was here.

              Geordie Traditional.

  • SeattleSpursGuy 13/09/2018 at 1:49 pm

    From Sky:

    Tottenham boss Mauricio Pochettino has confirmed that Hugo Lloris will remain captain of the club despite accepting a drink-driving charge.

    Lloris has been fined £50,000 and banned from driving for 20 months after pleading guilty to drink-driving at Westminster Magistrates’ Court on Wednesday.

    But Pochettino says the World Cup-winning captain will not be stripped of the armband at Tottenham when he returns from injury.

    • SeattleSpursGuy 13/09/2018 at 1:58 pm

      Dan Kilpatrick @Dan_KP

      #thfc Poch says Lloris will stay as club captain & that we cannot play God when judging him. “It was a mistake & then we are men & women – we can all make mistakes. It’s a massive lesson to everyone.”

  • SeattleSpursGuy 13/09/2018 at 1:54 pm

    Article about the ‘Big 6’ clubs. Bloody decent of the DM to include Poch’s arm in the photo.

    • Chauvelin 13/09/2018 at 1:59 pm

      This only adds fuel to the fire.

      The Big Six comprising the five usual suspects, and then they are compelled against their wishes to add Spurs because we keep gate crashing their party.

  • McG ⚽⚽ 13/09/2018 at 2:00 pm

    So then, likely team?! Lookin as though no Hugo & Deli

    …….Trips, Jugs, Jan, Rose
    ……………..Dier, Dembele,
    ……Lucas, Eriksen, Lamela

    Bench: Gazza, Davies, Dirty, Wanyama,Winky, Sonny, Nando

    • Chauvelin 13/09/2018 at 2:02 pm

      So Vorm for Liverpoo and then rotate Gazzaniga for Inter away?

      • McG ⚽⚽ 13/09/2018 at 2:03 pm

        No, think it’ll be Vorm for both, Hugo poss back for inter too…

    • Chauvelin 13/09/2018 at 2:04 pm

      I’d start Dier with Winks, and bring on Dembele for final 25 minutes. Probably the reverse will happen.

      • McG ⚽⚽ 13/09/2018 at 2:09 pm

        Winks isn’t match fit, big game to chuck him in!

    • Hartley 13/09/2018 at 2:06 pm

      I think Son will start ahead of Lamela.

      • Bruxie 13/09/2018 at 2:06 pm

        Ready to go.

        • Chauvelin 13/09/2018 at 2:12 pm

          Completely knackered physically and emotionally. I’d rest Son for at least a week. He can drive Lloris around until Daniel arranges for alternative transport for silly Billy Hugo.

      • McG ⚽⚽ 13/09/2018 at 2:08 pm

        Lamela nicely rested, & tenacious in the tackle. Think Son will be rested as impact sub personally.

        • Bruxie 13/09/2018 at 2:09 pm

          Lamela came on to great effect against Fulham.
          Same again, please.

  • Chauvelin 13/09/2018 at 2:08 pm

    Is SAAPB who I think he is?

    I don’t know anyone else who starts work at 3am! Apart from the cat burglars and the bakers. And the guys at New Covent Garden down Nine Elms.

    • Bruxie 13/09/2018 at 2:11 pm

      Still guessing?!

      Avatar says it all.

      Evenin’ all.


      • McG ⚽⚽ 13/09/2018 at 2:14 pm

        Good moaning…

      • HD 🇺🇸 13/09/2018 at 2:15 pm

        Nope. He responded to me. See above. Howdy, howdy, howdy!

        • Chauvelin 13/09/2018 at 2:27 pm

          Hi there American mountain man! Keeping well I trust HornDog?

      • Chauvelin 13/09/2018 at 2:16 pm

        No, I’d worked it out but was being tactful. Hence my second word in my post at 12:20 am.

        • Bruxie 13/09/2018 at 2:18 pm

          That’s why I used the same word.
          I knew you knew what we all knew.
          Now I know you know that we all know.

        • McG ⚽⚽ 13/09/2018 at 2:19 pm

          Yep, v discreet!

          • Bruxie 13/09/2018 at 2:21 pm

            You have to get up early to fox us!


          • HD 🇺🇸 13/09/2018 at 2:26 pm


  • Bruxie 13/09/2018 at 2:25 pm

    Dembele was very good for Belgium against the Scots.
    On form…must start.

    • Hartley 13/09/2018 at 2:28 pm

      The Scots make most players playing against them look good

    • Chauvelin 13/09/2018 at 2:30 pm

      Against Scotland.

      • Bruxie 13/09/2018 at 2:39 pm

        That is an extremely irritating giff.
        I want to punch his lights out!

        Where’d you get it?

      • Fatty B 13/09/2018 at 3:13 pm

        • Bruxie 13/09/2018 at 3:16 pm

          School playground.
          He’s next in line.

          • Fatty B 13/09/2018 at 3:18 pm

            • McG ⚽⚽ 13/09/2018 at 3:34 pm

              ‘ave somma that!

              • Hartley 13/09/2018 at 3:40 pm

                ave somma this…

                Not you Hugo.

                • Fatty B 13/09/2018 at 3:52 pm

                  That’s the way to do it:

                  • McG ⚽⚽ 13/09/2018 at 4:28 pm

              • Fatty B 13/09/2018 at 3:43 pm

                Must remember the old dodgy ‘tache distraction technique the next time I need to repeatedly smash someone in the face.

                • McG ⚽⚽ 13/09/2018 at 4:39 pm

                  Works for kicks too…

  • Bruxie 13/09/2018 at 2:34 pm

    So Winks is now a strong ball winner?

    Gazza was good against the Scots, too.

    You have to play them to beat them.
    Winks isn’t a ball winner in the same mould as Moussa.
    And we’ll need a ball winner on Saturday against that midfield and attack.

  • Bruxie 13/09/2018 at 3:09 pm

    Note to self:-
    Stop asking questions expecting an answer.
    Just state your opinion. The final whistle on Saturday will reveal what should and what should not have happened.

    • Chauvelin 13/09/2018 at 3:19 pm

      We’ve got to outplay them Bruxie. Not be scared of them and set the team up just to try and stop ’em! As I said above, liklehood is Dembele will start.

      • Bruxie 13/09/2018 at 3:28 pm

        Playing Dembele from the off is not being scared.
        Winks is not match fit and needs bringing to the boil gradually over the next few weeks.
        Dembele is match fit.

  • Fatty B 13/09/2018 at 3:19 pm

    Dan Kilpatrick @Dan_KP
    #thfc Poch says Lloris will stay as club captain & that we cannot play God when judging him. “It was a mistake & then we are men & women – we can all make mistakes. It’s a massive lesson to everyone.”

    Amen and amen.

    • Chauvelin 13/09/2018 at 3:21 pm

      Doesn’t stop Hugo voluntarily relinquishing the armband if he considers he has let everyone down.

      • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 13/09/2018 at 3:27 pm

        I hope he’s got all the lads together and admitted he’s crocked up big time and asked them whether they still want him as El Capitane. Hopefully they’ve all said yep, we’re in this together. If they didn’t then I’d expect him to do the honourable thing.

        • Bruxie 13/09/2018 at 3:31 pm

          He’s not going to change a successful formula.

          He’ll be skipper until he leaves.

          The team has a dynamic. It will not be changed for the want of a chauffeur.

        • Fatty B 13/09/2018 at 3:32 pm

          Full and frank admission with apology.
          Circa £300,000 fine.
          20 month driving ban.
          Public condemnation and humiliation (deserved).
          Reputation shredded (partially deserved).

          What else? Oy, yeah, voluntarily relinquish the captaincy and wear hessian gussetted pance for a year.

          • Bruxie 13/09/2018 at 3:35 pm

            You forgot the birch.

            • Fatty B 13/09/2018 at 3:39 pm

              Across his bare arsington?

              • Bruxie 13/09/2018 at 3:42 pm

                Thou dost spit upon my Jewish gabardine!

      • Fatty B 13/09/2018 at 3:29 pm

        Who are the everyone of whom you speaketh?

        • Bruxie 13/09/2018 at 3:34 pm

          Talking of which and whom…
          Did you see Upstart Crow?
          How do I get the previous two series 3 episodes? They are not on iPlayer.

          • Fatty B 13/09/2018 at 3:38 pm

            They are on iPlayer. I watched them all from beginning to end t’other day, and caught up with series 3 last night.

            • Bruxie 13/09/2018 at 3:40 pm

              I’ll try again.
              Series 1 & 2 were brilliant.
              Didn’t know series 3 had been made until last evening.

              • Fatty B 13/09/2018 at 3:49 pm

                Fantastic script, fantastic cast (speshly Heap and scene-stealing Spiers)

                • Bruxie 13/09/2018 at 3:57 pm

                  I don’t think there is a weak link.
                  Writers, actors and direction are all superb.
                  I love the way all episodes relate and cross-relate to individual plays.

                  • Bruxie 13/09/2018 at 3:58 pm

                    And references to modern day woes…
                    Coach travel between London & Stratford!

                    • Fatty B 13/09/2018 at 5:53 pm

                      Clever stuff.

        • Chauvelin 13/09/2018 at 6:29 pm

          Primarily me.

  • Fatty B 13/09/2018 at 3:36 pm

    It would have been very bad man-management and bad for morale and team discipline for Poch to further punish/humiliate Lloris by stripping him of the captaincy.

    Lloris committed an offence, owned up to it, took his punishment: let’s move on.

    • Bruxie 13/09/2018 at 3:37 pm


    • McG ⚽⚽ 13/09/2018 at 3:41 pm

      His punishment doesn’t end for the best part of 20 months.

      • Bruxie 13/09/2018 at 3:44 pm

        I’ll drive for him!
        Training facility.
        Autographs. (pah!)

        I’d do it for free.
        My agent will be in touch.

        • Bruxie 13/09/2018 at 3:45 pm

          And the smell of sick.

  • Flat Oeuf 13/09/2018 at 4:14 pm

    Wotcha Gents, just popping in to say howdy and that here will be a new danspurs stat bloeug up later as we rev up towards the weekend.

    Latest is that both Hugo and Dele are unavailable due to injury.

    Sissoko, too, unfortunately.

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 13/09/2018 at 5:11 pm

      All this Hugo shizz and now you tell us about Sissoko, can things get any worse!?

      • Fatty B 13/09/2018 at 8:08 pm

        Yes. danspurs is actually … youknowwho …

        • Antspurs 13/09/2018 at 8:35 pm

          Oooh interesting…first question Is the midlands connection a clue ? 2nd question would be have i fallen out with DS at some point, however that would only narrow it a tad 😜

          • Antspurs 13/09/2018 at 8:38 pm

            I’m only kidding, I would like to respect confidentially to its fullest…who are ya who are ya. No no no not having anymorw gloss on my hands. Only kidding, as you were 😎

            • Chauvelin 13/09/2018 at 8:55 pm

              • Antspurs 13/09/2018 at 8:58 pm

                Hehe leave those ceilings be Glossy. Btw I never got the chance to mention before but liking your writings to the Raz was a rouse which I thought may work. I didn’t know it was you, you masked the writhing (if that wasn’t your intention ) very well. Bravo 😊

                • Antspurs 13/09/2018 at 9:01 pm


                • Chauvelin 13/09/2018 at 9:02 pm

                  I like a bit of writhing.

                  • Antspurs 13/09/2018 at 9:10 pm

                    Well that’s bloody ridiculous, who does that ? In these situations the ref should have a pink card and send them off to the away dressing room.

                    • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 13/09/2018 at 9:18 pm


                    • Chauvelin 13/09/2018 at 9:19 pm

                      Jumping like a salmon.

                      I think your suggestion of sending off to the away dressing room is bang on! Ha ha ha.

          • Fatty B 13/09/2018 at 8:58 pm

            Just teasing.

            • Antspurs 13/09/2018 at 9:00 pm

              I went back to see if it could be the magical Mr Dilly. Nearly shit myself at the thought of Raz or Easty 😂

              • Fatty B 13/09/2018 at 9:10 pm

                Just the thought of them?

  • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 13/09/2018 at 6:08 pm

    Evenin’ SAAPB

    • Chauvelin 13/09/2018 at 6:35 pm

      Nice olive branch.

      Have a dove of peace.

      • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 13/09/2018 at 6:38 pm

        I’ll ‘ave a peace o’ that pie.

        • Chauvelin 13/09/2018 at 6:42 pm

          No delicious plump breasted pigeons round here sir.

          • stevo1987 13/09/2018 at 9:04 pm


      • McG ⚽⚽ 13/09/2018 at 10:42 pm

    • Fatty B 13/09/2018 at 7:21 pm

      • Chauvelin 13/09/2018 at 8:13 pm

        The lovely Olive.

        • 89Spurs 👁 13/09/2018 at 8:15 pm

          Cheers, I’ve been racking my brain for her name, on the buses.

          • stevo1987 13/09/2018 at 9:06 pm

            We didn’t watch On the Buses when I was a kid. It was on ITV for one thing and we were a BBC family. Hate the f’kin BBC now.

  • 89Spurs 👁 13/09/2018 at 6:35 pm

    Welcome home, SAAPB.

    • Fatty B 13/09/2018 at 7:19 pm

      It’s a catchy name…

      • 89Spurs 👁 13/09/2018 at 7:25 pm

        Plodding around I hope. A very good poster by all means.

        • HD 🇺🇸 13/09/2018 at 8:46 pm

          An incredibly quality human, as well.

          • 89Spurs 👁 13/09/2018 at 8:50 pm

            Unfortunately, never had the chance to meet him, but would like the opportunity.

      • stevo1987 13/09/2018 at 9:01 pm

        So who is he? Someone from that other place?

        • Chauvelin 13/09/2018 at 9:22 pm

          Yes. Clue. No score draw.

          • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 13/09/2018 at 9:33 pm

            19 all?

          • stevo1987 13/09/2018 at 9:45 pm

            Aha, taps temple with fore finger in knowing way… There probably a gif for that.

            • Flat Oeuf 13/09/2018 at 9:59 pm

              • stevo1987 13/09/2018 at 10:13 pm

                Broccoli Spears?

            • Fatty B 13/09/2018 at 10:00 pm

              • stevo1987 13/09/2018 at 10:13 pm

                Nah that means – nut job.

  • Antspurs 13/09/2018 at 8:55 pm

    Yes I have always found Brian to be a pleasant , kind, honest , straight talking and thoroughly decent chappie .

    • stevo1987 13/09/2018 at 9:01 pm

      Nothing like me then.

      • Antspurs 13/09/2018 at 9:07 pm

        Hey up Stevo. Apart from calling my main main Fatty a peasant , all handbags without the gladrags, ok maybe on Fattys part. you’re all good Stevo. Was nice talking to ya the other night. How’s are you pal?

        • Fatty B 13/09/2018 at 9:09 pm

          He wasn’t wrong.

          • stevo1987 13/09/2018 at 9:10 pm

            Council house fodder.

            • Fatty B 13/09/2018 at 9:11 pm

              I wish.

          • Antspurs 13/09/2018 at 9:12 pm

            You’re not on your own there 😂

        • stevo1987 13/09/2018 at 9:10 pm

          I’m good. How is yourself? ha ha that sounds a bit Irish. Well Father Ted Irish or something…

          • Antspurs 13/09/2018 at 9:14 pm

            Yeah pretty good cheers. Been really thinking about starting back up again on the geetar after our chat. Gotta be done.

            • stevo1987 13/09/2018 at 9:18 pm

              I’m staring at 5 on my wall right now. Three electric and two electro acoustic. Nice ornaments.

              • Caspurs 13/09/2018 at 9:21 pm

                My guitar is in the cupboard, and that’s where the fakky thing’s stayin!

                • stevo1987 13/09/2018 at 9:23 pm

                  Well, you might as well flog it on Ebay if it’s doing sweet FA Cas.

                  • Caspurs 13/09/2018 at 9:24 pm

                    But than the cupboard would be lonely…

                    • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 13/09/2018 at 9:33 pm

                      Is it a Star Trek guitar?

              • Antspurs 13/09/2018 at 9:23 pm

                Cor… rub it in why doncha

                • Antspurs 13/09/2018 at 9:23 pm

                  For Stevo

                  • stevo1987 13/09/2018 at 9:25 pm

                    They are all cheapos. Does that make it better?

                    • Caspurs 13/09/2018 at 9:26 pm

                      Wanna buy another one?

                    • stevo1987 13/09/2018 at 9:33 pm

                      Nope. I did bid on a piano on Ebay today though but it was too rich for my blood.

                    • Chauvelin 13/09/2018 at 9:35 pm

                      When my mum died we donated her upright piano to the local community centre as no was interested. Just too big for most houses.

                    • stevo1987 13/09/2018 at 9:42 pm

                      That is the case. Cost bid ol’ acoustic Joanna’s take a bit of moving and a bit of tuning. I was bidding on a digital one. I have one now but it’s a bit sh*t.

                    • AntSpurs 13/09/2018 at 10:22 pm

                      Only joshing, I’m high class all the way. That’s my trouble, well one of em. I always played pretty cheap shit guitars. From having a taster of a quality Gibson Les Paul which was my dream guitars, the sounda and feel was incredible. Became bit of a snob from then, couldn’t stand playing any old crap. By the time I could afford one, the passion and time had gone. Now again I can’t afford one 😔. Nevermind few irons still in the fire.

  • Chauvelin 13/09/2018 at 9:00 pm

    Brian is not the Messiah…

  • stevo1987 13/09/2018 at 9:03 pm

    I see Hugo (I’ll just have a swift half) is out for seven weeks.

    • Caspurs 13/09/2018 at 9:22 pm

      He injured himself whilst being tasered as he was falling out of his car.

      • Chauvelin 13/09/2018 at 9:25 pm

        Did he injure the arresting officer’s foot with his groin?

        • stevo1987 13/09/2018 at 9:39 pm

          Maybe he puked on said PC’s boots. That was after puking all over his new Porsche. Now, it doesn’t matter what the reading on the breathalyser is, if you are puking you are really pissed. Well, that’s from my experience. As a young lad 4 pints could do that to me and the room would spin and yurp ugh erp burp puke… I was pissed. Obviously, since I, ahem, turned professional that doesn’t happen.

  • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 13/09/2018 at 9:11 pm

    Do not use an automated key cutting machine installed in B&Q. Useless and when you ask for your money back from the store they deny responsibility and say you have to contact the machine company direct.
    This is a public service message.

    • stevo1987 13/09/2018 at 10:00 pm

      So, the Barclays safe didn’t open?

  • HD 🇺🇸 13/09/2018 at 9:46 pm

    I see Hugo (I’ll just have a swift half) is out for seven weeks.

    It’s show time for’Michel My Belle’ and perhaps ‘ Gazzaman.’

    • stevo1987 13/09/2018 at 9:53 pm

      Apparently, Kane is useful in goal so maybe he can have a rest there for a bit.

  • SeattleSpursGuy 13/09/2018 at 10:00 pm

    I see Hugo (I’ll just have a swift half) is out for seven weeks.

    Stevo: The reports I’ve read said ‘several’ weeks. Have you seen something different or are you a victim of auto-correct?

    • Flat Oeuf 13/09/2018 at 10:01 pm

      I know a transgender called Seven. True story.

      • Fatty B 13/09/2018 at 10:06 pm

        Hmm. Not much of a story, strictly speaking.

        • Flat Oeuf 13/09/2018 at 10:19 pm

          • Fatty B 13/09/2018 at 10:21 pm

            That’s a short clip.

          • Chauvelin 13/09/2018 at 11:05 pm

            Who’s the tall freak with the normal sized woman?

    • stevo1987 13/09/2018 at 10:07 pm

      Several \ seven. I did that from memory but if you want to be pedantic – fake news.

    • Fatty B 13/09/2018 at 10:10 pm

      He’s a victim of his own memory.

  • Fatty B 13/09/2018 at 10:01 pm

    mystic arnold
    Is that the great war over by Christmas in reality 4 years

    Hey, Mystic Arnold! Any predictions for Saturday?

    • stevo1987 13/09/2018 at 10:08 pm

      I have several. Is that seven or more than two?

      • Fatty B 13/09/2018 at 10:10 pm

        I can’t remember.

        • SeattleSpursGuy 13/09/2018 at 10:14 pm

          I’ve always considered ‘several’ to mean three or more, but less than ‘many’

          • Fatty B 13/09/2018 at 10:15 pm


          • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 13/09/2018 at 10:20 pm

            For several decades I’ve thought it was two or more.

            • AntSpurs 13/09/2018 at 10:28 pm

              See I always thought it was at least 3 but the limit was relative. I mean the less than many is a good indicator but if we’re talking about 5 sweets that’s not many but 5 houses that’s shit loads.

              • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 13/09/2018 at 10:29 pm

                It’s fair to say that I have been wrong for several decades.

                • AntSpurs 13/09/2018 at 10:31 pm

                  That’s understandable, you were busy building those prime numbers 😉

                  • AntSpurs 13/09/2018 at 10:33 pm

                    You ad me thinking you were friggin off the scale in the commitment stakes.

                    • stevo1987 13/09/2018 at 10:47 pm

                      “But l’officessor, and I will say this only once, I ‘ave have only ‘ad du several pints.. of yer English piss lager avec le chantreuse” hic…hic..puke… Policeman – but I saw you pissing by the door with your onions and garlic… Your nicked sunshine.

          • stevo1987 13/09/2018 at 10:50 pm

            Oh well………….. 20 months ban from driving. Is that more than several?

            • UnkleTaff 13/09/2018 at 11:08 pm

              Depends upon your definition of ‘many’…

              • stevo1987 13/09/2018 at 11:19 pm

                Don’t you start!!

      • Chauvelin 13/09/2018 at 11:06 pm

        It’s a couple multiplied by a few.

  • Fatty B 13/09/2018 at 10:08 pm

    Unfortunately, never had the chance to meet him, but would like the opportunity.

    I’m sure you if you ran around central London waving a water pistol in the air and shouting religious slogans you’d soon get the opportunity to meet him.

    • stevo1987 13/09/2018 at 10:10 pm

      Aha, oh yes…. I still can’t think of who you mean though.

    • 89Spurs 👁 13/09/2018 at 10:11 pm

      I would rather meet him on a social basis, than a night in the slammer.

      • stevo1987 13/09/2018 at 10:17 pm

        ooh, there is another clue. My brother in law is visiting Sunday and he is, the Boys Brigade as well.

        • Caspurs 13/09/2018 at 10:19 pm

          Surely he’s too old to still be in the scouts..

        • AntSpurs 13/09/2018 at 10:25 pm

          Did you check out the picture Stevo.

          • stevo1987 13/09/2018 at 10:29 pm

            There was a link to a bunch of Warren Mitchell pic’s was that it?

            • AntSpurs 13/09/2018 at 10:32 pm

              Ya ‘twas avatar from earliest memory.

              • stevo1987 13/09/2018 at 10:40 pm

                Oh, ok..I didn’t put the two and two together… I was at a match once, which might have been a testimonial, where Warren Mitchell was introduced to the crowd. Always made me chuckle that Alf Garnett was a spammer.

                • AntSpurs 13/09/2018 at 10:43 pm

                  He’s a yid really .

                  • AntSpurs 13/09/2018 at 10:45 pm

                    How funnys sat. This time I’m not kidding.

                    • AntSpurs 13/09/2018 at 10:46 pm

                      Or is that what you meant ?

                    • AntSpurs 13/09/2018 at 10:49 pm

                      So anyone of you lot who have a problem with me wearing a gooner shirt once as a kid to make my mates larf and test whether I had the minerals to wear something that ultimately means nuffin to me take note. Alf Garnett played a Hammer.

                    • AntSpurs 13/09/2018 at 10:50 pm

                      🖕stick that up the jacksee

  • Caspurs 13/09/2018 at 10:24 pm


    That is the case. Cost bid ol’ acoustic Joanna’s take a bit of moving and a bit of tuning. I was bidding on a digital one. I have one now but it’s a bit sh*t.

    What digital piano machine did you buy?

    • stevo1987 13/09/2018 at 10:37 pm

      I have a cheapo Korg. I lost out in the ebay bidding.

  • Syd 13/09/2018 at 10:52 pm

    So if the Parrot is who I think it is (and I hope it is), he is a terrific person in my book and would love to see more of him. I sincerely wonder if HH will bin him.
    Sometime soon HH will stop binning those that transgress and just get over it.
    I don’t think there should be anymore clues though for his sake.

    • Caspurs 13/09/2018 at 10:56 pm

      I won’t post my list of clues then : (

      • syd 13/09/2018 at 10:58 pm

        lol. One clue was a killer me thinks

        • Caspurs 13/09/2018 at 11:00 pm

          A killer you say! Has anyone reported it yet?

          • syd 13/09/2018 at 11:04 pm

            shhhhhh ya bastard

  • AntSpurs 13/09/2018 at 10:58 pm

    Oi Oi Syd. Had a look at Pennant Hills earlier. Shit at golf but I’m on me way alreadies. I say I’m shit thought I was shit at chess and some guy told me he was 18th in Britain. I really think I’m shit but by half hour he had 1 pawn and a knight. I went on a slaying spree. Only strategy I had was to take his stuff. I didn’t trap the king but he had nothing left and gave up. I offered to play 1 more but he was done. How are ya mate ?

    • AntSpurs 13/09/2018 at 10:59 pm

      That was a really kind gesture Syd. Love it.

      • syd 13/09/2018 at 11:04 pm

        And very very genuine buddy. If you or any of the boys are here (including bloody Kiwi’s who selfishly won’t share trophies) I will gladly look after them. I am lucky mate, good missus, step daughter, not wealthy but OK, love my golf, the harbour (
        me and a couple of mates have a nice little day cruiser berthed on Sydney harbour) and I love it most when I can share.
        Was told in 2007 I had 4 months to live and realised then my real perspective on life. Simply enjoy and share. I am very lucky so get over here Ant. 🙂

        • AntSpurs 13/09/2018 at 11:07 pm

          Just checkin when Kylies on tour, you probably know her you scoundrel.

          • AntSpurs 13/09/2018 at 11:08 pm

            Sorry gesture was wrong I know you damn well mean it. You’re one of the good guys.

            • syd 13/09/2018 at 11:12 pm

              I took exactly how you meant it. No worries. and ditto

              • Caspurs 13/09/2018 at 11:15 pm

                How’s our favourite Halibut doing Syd?

                • Syd 14/09/2018 at 12:21 am

                  I heard from him a little while ago not long after the watford game. He watched the game and of course wasn’t happy. He’s on new drugs and he said he was struggling but he’s hanging in there

              • AntSpurs 13/09/2018 at 11:17 pm

                Thanks Syd. Too effin right too.

        • Fatty B 14/09/2018 at 12:21 am

          Scary, but well done, Syd.

          • Syd 14/09/2018 at 12:22 am

            All good buddy no need to talk about it just wanted to share that life is to be enjoyed and it’s most enjoyable with your friends. Possibly not a thought process before hand. Silver linings

            • AntSpurs 14/09/2018 at 12:36 am

              Perfec sentiments exactly – go all out with every precious time we have. Too short to be complaining dying trying lying. this life maybe it and being straight it means nothing without sharing .

    • AntSpurs 13/09/2018 at 11:00 pm

      This was last week not years ago 🤣

  • stevo1987 13/09/2018 at 11:22 pm

    Right I’m off to bed. Talk amongst yourselves… I know I won’t be missed.

    • Chauvelin 13/09/2018 at 11:26 pm

    • AntSpurs 13/09/2018 at 11:31 pm

      Miss you alreadies. Night Stevo.

    • Syd 14/09/2018 at 12:23 am

      Don’t go to bed

      • AntSpurs 14/09/2018 at 12:37 am

        Get up Stevo, I wanna hear some toonage. Conference face timing 🤓

  • Chauvelin 13/09/2018 at 11:22 pm

    I’ve always considered ‘several’ to mean three or more, but less than ‘many’

    A few is three or four. Several is five up to nine by my way of thinking.

    • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 13/09/2018 at 11:29 pm

      Few, that’s a relief.

      • Chauvelin 13/09/2018 at 11:31 pm

        Yes, but what’s a smattering?

        • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 13/09/2018 at 11:37 pm

          That’s a question I’ve been asking myself for a number of minutes.

          • Chauvelin 13/09/2018 at 11:42 pm

            Is it more or less than a smidgeon?

            • AntSpurs 13/09/2018 at 11:43 pm


              • AntSpurs 13/09/2018 at 11:43 pm

                Spread further

            • Caspurs 13/09/2018 at 11:44 pm

              I think you’ll find a smattering is the square root of a smidgeon.

              • AntSpurs 13/09/2018 at 11:45 pm

                Google alert

                • AntSpurs 13/09/2018 at 11:56 pm

                  Ok google time a Smidgen – larger than a drop , smaller than a pinch normally Liquids or spice
                  Smattering – small amount of something I.e few.
                  So a smudge of paprika , wine , oil, salt etc

                  Smidgen – smidgen of squirrels , bits pieces , fragments etc.

                  How longs a piece of string ?

                  • AntSpurs 13/09/2018 at 11:59 pm

                    Well if that doesn’t explain it nothing will. Ahem

                    • Chauvelin 14/09/2018 at 12:11 am

                      Ha ha! These words were used by my mother but I’ve rarely heard them elsewhere.

                    • AntSpurs 14/09/2018 at 12:25 am

                      Yeah, smidge more popular than smattering. The only time I’d heard smattering was for objects/pieces etc and smidge for sticking a little extra sauce or wine

        • AntSpurs 13/09/2018 at 11:43 pm

          Somewhere more than a couple and less or more than several.

          • Fatty B 14/09/2018 at 12:19 am

            You’re a tad out.

            • AntSpurs 14/09/2018 at 12:23 am

              Oh no what’s a tad ? I said it earlier and now I’m not sure.

              • Fatty B 14/09/2018 at 12:25 am

                A tad’s a bit.

                • AntSpurs 14/09/2018 at 12:26 am


                  • AntSpurs 14/09/2018 at 12:27 am

                    Close to smidge

                    • AntSpurs 14/09/2018 at 12:29 am

                      A drill pice is a bit and that would be a smattering if bits. Nearly there 🤔

  • Chauvelin 13/09/2018 at 11:40 pm

    I won’t post my list of clues then : (

    Close, very close…

  • Chauvelin 13/09/2018 at 11:44 pm

    Flat Oeuf
    I know a transgender called Seven. True story.

    Not Seven of Nine? Please don’t destroy my world!

    • Chauvelin 14/09/2018 at 12:15 am


      • Fatty B 14/09/2018 at 12:18 am

        That’s more than seven of nine.

        • Fatty B 14/09/2018 at 12:19 am

          It’s more like all of most of it. Or most of all of it.

          • Chauvelin 14/09/2018 at 12:34 am

            You’re right. It’s more like nine sevenths.

  • Fatty B 14/09/2018 at 12:24 am

    Come on, Danno, get a move on. We’re gasping here.
    Can’t wait for Saturday’s game. COYS!

  • AntSpurs 14/09/2018 at 12:28 am

    What’s gowanin, Fatts. Whats the score? Fatwa Fatwa what’s the score ? You going to the game ?

  • AntSpurs 14/09/2018 at 12:31 am

    If we win 5-0. Harry should come across and tell us how much he really loves us. You think 🤗

    • Chauvelin 14/09/2018 at 12:35 am

      Five is definitely several. Or is it many? How many IS many?

      • Chauvelin 14/09/2018 at 12:36 am

        Let’s just call it plenty.

  • AntSpurs 14/09/2018 at 12:38 am

    Could be shit loads

  • Chauvelin 14/09/2018 at 12:39 am

    Did someone say Dele is unfit? He looks quite fragile, I worry quite a lot that he isn’t the most durable of players.

  • AntSpurs 14/09/2018 at 12:39 am

    How many would 5 be against the Pool. Shiiiiit loads

    • AntSpurs 14/09/2018 at 12:39 am

      Or several

    • Chauvelin 14/09/2018 at 12:40 am

      A bundle.

    • Chauvelin 14/09/2018 at 12:40 am

      Definitely ample.

    • Syd 14/09/2018 at 12:55 am

      Or maybe not enough

      • AntSpurs 14/09/2018 at 1:34 am

        Looking foward to seeing spurs 5 Liverpool 6

  • AntSpurs 14/09/2018 at 12:41 am

    A smattering , definitely not a smidge.

    • Chauvelin 14/09/2018 at 12:42 am

      My prediction is we’ll win 3-2. The best of five.

      • Chauvelin 14/09/2018 at 12:43 am

        Then we’ll do Inter in their backyard 2-0.

        • Chauvelin 14/09/2018 at 12:48 am

          That’ll do pig, that’ll do.

          A pig and a dog. That’s what I call perfect.

          • Syd 14/09/2018 at 12:54 am

            Terrific movie

      • AntSpurs 14/09/2018 at 12:45 am

        Yeah we’ll go 1 down , score 2 , they’ll equalise and then Wanyama will score the winning belter. So hope it’s Lamela , if not Son.

        • AntSpurs 14/09/2018 at 12:47 am

          Sissoko would be dreamland

          • Chauvelin 14/09/2018 at 12:49 am

            I’m not rushing to the bookies on that one.

  • Chauvelin 14/09/2018 at 12:50 am

    See you. I’m off to fight spiders.

    • AntSpurs 14/09/2018 at 12:57 am

      Night Glossy. Sweet dreams

    • Syd 14/09/2018 at 1:04 am

      What? again?

  • Syd 14/09/2018 at 12:52 am

    Sky is reporting that both Lloris and Dele are out of the match against the Dips.

    Did they also report that Brian has come home

    • AntSpurs 14/09/2018 at 12:57 am

      Yaaaaay, hahahaha

  • AntSpurs 14/09/2018 at 12:55 am

    Haha . Same odds as Leicester winning the league. For anyone with sleeping problems . My son had a consultation with a CAMS specialist today for associates ADHD and OCD and this chap , happened to be husband last day working with children for 28 years , moving to probation services dealing with personality disorders. He was fucking brilliant. He showed us a technique , slightly his own version of a technique that was founded about a year ago to calm anxiety and to aid sleep. We almost passed our , all of us after 10 minutes. He recommended it twice a day, it’s called the square something or other method. This evening my boy passed out straight away – miracle. Anyone interested I can have a go at explain or tomorrow. It works

    • Syd 14/09/2018 at 1:00 am

      It might help my partner on a serious note. She’s always laying awake thinking and only gets about 5 hours sleep per night. So guess how many hours I get to sleep per night. It’s always anxiety no doubt. Whether it be work or personal life. So mate yeah I would like to know about it

  • AntSpurs 14/09/2018 at 1:02 am

    I’m having a quick look online. He didn’t have it written down it was too good for that. Back in a jiffy.

  • AntSpurs 14/09/2018 at 1:20 am

    Take a square, as you run your finger slowly across the first side you breathe in at the same time the finger runs across and then as it runs down the second side you breathe out and back up the 3rd you breathe in. Go round the board twice so four breaths on and 4 out. You asleep yet you bastard. Now here’s the difference yin then clench your toes for 10 secs and gently release. Then go twice round the square again and then clench calves, thighs , buttocks for 10 and slowly release. Ok I should add that your in a seated position. Ok again twice around and then clench fists and release. After last 2 rounds around the square you raise your arms as though you are doing a seated chest press but take your arms back so your shoulder blades connect . Hold for 10 and release . That’s it. Morning and night. Only takes 10 minutes , haven’t found a what happens if you double the dose or use head and neck etc but I was ready for sleeps and my boy said when asked how he felt , he said it didn’t work and then he had his head on my lap for the rest of the session and didn’t want to get up. Did the same before bed and was out/ the kid never sleeps, never has. Hope this helps. 😴

    • AntSpurs 14/09/2018 at 1:25 am

      This chap said he had an autistic child who he used to visit and had to climb over 4 TVs that had been smashed to bits by his temper and after 3 weeks of doing this at the point of his triggers it worked perfectly.

  • Antspurs 14/09/2018 at 1:49 am

    Forgot to say that the breaths are with a little gusto. I’m off tooodle oo. Youuuuu Spuuurs. Oh we gonna fuck that cunt Salah and the rest.

  • Syd 🇦🇺 14/09/2018 at 2:31 am

    snoooooorrrrrre, snoooooorrrrrrrre (best effort at typing a snoring noise) lol.
    Thanks mate. I will bash her over the head then. Seriously though – Thanks

  • danspurs 14/09/2018 at 7:07 am

    Fatty B
    Come on, Danno, get a move on. We’re gasping here.
    Can’t wait for Saturday’s game. COYS!

    Sorry, Fatty. I got blogger’s block and didn’t get it across to Flatty until gone eleven last night. Even then, like my love life, it wasn’t what I was hoping for, so you might all have to carry on conversing with each other beneath this exceedingly fine post of Flatty’s for a little while longer.

    Can’t wait for Saturday’s game either. COYS!

    • Flat Oeuf 14/09/2018 at 7:21 am

      Or not…

  • Flat Oeuf 14/09/2018 at 7:09 am

    New statblatbloeug by danspurs:

  • Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enoeuf

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