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Our Number 23, the metronome of our side.  Here he is playing in Red, which is an affront to all decent humans, but we wish him well all the same.


Let’s hope he can answer all the naysayers and critics with a MOTM performance, topping the match-winning assist he managed last time out.


Follow that with a nice fat contract extension and we’ll be golden.

Author: Flat Oeuf

A blog dedicated to aficionados of the chicken badge of Tottenham Hotspur FC, unashamedly revelling in the agony and ecstasy of every moment of every game....no matter who finds themselves fortunate enough, in any given season, to be the stewards, manager or players of the best club in the world. COYFS!

  • Superspoz 🏆 23/06/2018 at 5:46 pm

    Sonny looks so average when playing in an average team.

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 23/06/2018 at 5:50 pm

      Mustav heard you 😁

    • Caspurs 23/06/2018 at 5:51 pm

      Yet scores an absolute peach of a consolation goal.

    • Superspoz 🏆 23/06/2018 at 5:51 pm

      Erm.. Kane looks so average all the time.

      • Superspoz 🏆 23/06/2018 at 5:54 pm

        Thank me tomorrow.

      • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 23/06/2018 at 5:55 pm

        That’s almost Tafftaesque.

  • Caspurs 23/06/2018 at 5:56 pm

    Anyone have an interesting stuffed mushroom (large) recipe?

    • Caspurs 23/06/2018 at 6:09 pm

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 23/06/2018 at 6:22 pm

      I think peeps are struggling with ‘interesting’.

      • Caspurs 23/06/2018 at 6:28 pm

        • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 23/06/2018 at 6:31 pm

          I’m not a fun guy.

          • Anonymous 23/06/2018 at 7:01 pm

            I used to be a Fan guy

  • UnkleTaff 23/06/2018 at 6:40 pm

    …and the Loughor juggernaut just keeps on going.


    • Caspurs 23/06/2018 at 6:55 pm

      I’m not Loughing, honest…

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 23/06/2018 at 7:06 pm

      He who Loughor last Loughors longest.

  • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 23/06/2018 at 7:15 pm

    How does pushing a guy in the back as he’s about to shoot not constitute a pen?

    • 61SpursNut 23/06/2018 at 7:24 pm

      When there’s an unwanted scalping at risk?

    • DAVID 23/06/2018 at 7:29 pm

      Shirley the VAR watchers should have got the ref to review the footage?

      • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 23/06/2018 at 7:31 pm

        They were still sorting out the sandwiches and beer order for half time.

  • UnkleTaff 23/06/2018 at 7:51 pm

    Game of the tournament so far.

    Okay, it might not be the most skilful display of football but the drama rating has just been cranked up to 11.

  • DAVID 23/06/2018 at 8:09 pm

    Still possible for Germany, Brazil and Argentina to be going home after the group stages.
    You heard it here last.

  • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 23/06/2018 at 8:37 pm

    The mearest touch outside the box draws a foul against the Swede. A full grown, ocean going push in the back against the Swede in the box doesn’t? It’s a funny ole game.

  • DAVID 23/06/2018 at 8:56 pm

    Outstanding goal, 15 seconds before the game was due to end.
    When the going gets tough…

  • UnkleTaff 23/06/2018 at 8:56 pm

    And that, as painful as it is, is why football is the greatest game in the world.

    • DAVID 23/06/2018 at 8:58 pm

      Down to 10 men, seconds to go and yet not really a surprise they scored.

      • UnkleTaff 23/06/2018 at 9:00 pm

        Is there anyone on here who really didn’t think they would do it?

        • DAVID 23/06/2018 at 9:01 pm

          Arsenal used to have that knack, fortunately they seem to have lost it.

        • Caspurs 23/06/2018 at 10:11 pm

          Yes, if the Swedish player doesn’t give away the STUPID foul. Wotta twonker!

  • UnkleTaff 23/06/2018 at 8:59 pm

    For 20 solid minutes Sam Matterface was banging on about what a seismic result this was going to be.

    Just shut up and wait until the final whistle has been blown next time, will you?

  • UnkleTaff 23/06/2018 at 9:01 pm

    And, of course, the really good news for Germany is that Boateng is suspended for the next game.

  • DAVID 23/06/2018 at 9:04 pm

    Not watched every game but those I have seen have been pretty entertaining.
    Tonight’s game certainly had plenty going for it plus that killer ending.

    • Superspoz 🏆 23/06/2018 at 9:19 pm

      Was a but lame to begin with but since the Portugal/Spain game,things have picked up.

  • Superspoz 🏆 23/06/2018 at 9:12 pm

    Both sweepstakes teams still on course.

  • Superspoz 🏆 23/06/2018 at 9:12 pm

    Wot apend wid dem mushrooms Cas?

    • Caspurs 23/06/2018 at 10:00 pm

      Nuffink tonight, went for cottage pie instead.

  • Flat Oeuf 24/06/2018 at 8:16 am

    Up fairly early, feeling a bit of excitement building. Family are off to some christening party. I have bailed. New bloeug up later.

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 24/06/2018 at 8:26 am

      Mornin Flatster, another day of sport watching for moi, luvverly. Golf, cricket bring it on!

      • Flat Oeuf 24/06/2018 at 8:40 am


      • Fat Bertha 24/06/2018 at 9:06 am

        Yay. 0_o

    • Fat Bertha 24/06/2018 at 9:06 am

      Looking forward to it 0_o.

    • 61SpursNut 24/06/2018 at 9:35 am

      I’m taking advantage of a glorious day down in London to sand and oil my family memorial bench at Enfield Crematorium.

      • Anonymous 24/06/2018 at 9:50 am

        Sounds proper, Nutty-man-Nutty. Have a great day bredrin.
        So, you’ll be on the bench for the game?

        • Fat Bertha 24/06/2018 at 9:51 am


          • 61SpursNut 24/06/2018 at 10:22 am

            That was you, wunnit?
            There’s a great line-up on the bench, Fatty man.

            • Caspurs 24/06/2018 at 10:39 am

              Have a luverly day bud. 👍😎☀️

              • Anonymous 24/06/2018 at 10:40 am

                Yes, enjoy that Nut. Will you be listening on the wireless?

      • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 24/06/2018 at 11:07 am

        Power to yer elbow Nutster. Don’t forget the sun lotion, gonna be a hot one.

  • UnkleTaff 24/06/2018 at 10:38 am
  • Flat Oeuf 24/06/2018 at 10:42 am
  • Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enoeuf

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