Square Poch, Round Real

Let me start by clearly stating that I have no ITK, no idea about buy-out clauses, no inside info on whether Real Madrid’s interest in our Poch is…er….real.

I do, however, have a good idea about what Poch brings to a team under his management, as do all of you. It’s a philosophy based on bloody hard work, ultimate fitness and technique, and bringing a feeling of togetherness and a real team ethic amongst what in essence is a bunch of overpaid kids.

What I don’t get, is how that translates to being a manager of Real Madrid, the ultimate in overpaid, narcissistic prima-dona’s, where managers have to gain the ultimate success or are shown the exit door.

We know that Poch operates a “my way, or the highway” management style. The exits of Ade, Kaboul and Lennon early in his tenure prove that he doesn’t care about experience or ego’s, he cares about his philosophy, and if players don’t toe the line, they are out.

I can just imagine the first day at the training ground.

“Cristiano, we defend as a team.”

“Benzema, I expect you to chase down defenders at every opportunity.”

“Ramos, Marcelo, you will hold your shape, defensive duties come first. Especially you Sergio, no more runs into attacking positions that leave massive holes in our defence”.

We’ve all heard the stories, existing and ex-players talking of running until they are sick, the most intense training sessions they’ve ever experienced.

Rickie Lambert sums it up pretty well.

“It wasn’t the [training on] Fridays that was a shock, it was the Mondays when I’d played 90 minutes [at the weekend],” Lambert told BBC Radio Solent.

“We would come in and to everyone else it was just a three-quarter kind of pace, like a jog to three-quarter pace, we used to do 12 horseshoes.

“But to me it was three-quarters and above, I was like ‘what on earth is going in here’ I just could not cope.”

Shocked by the intensity at which Pochettino had his players working after a matchday, Lambert and former Saints defender Jos Hooiveld looked to persuade their manager to change his ways.

“I thought, it was me and Jos Hooiveld who actually had the bottle to go into his [Pochettino’s] room and pull him to one side, very respectfully.

“I said ‘Mauricio listen, I understand what you’re trying to do but I just think you’re pushing us too much on a Monday and you need to calm it down, we’re not used to it so maybe build it up a bit later.’

“Mauricio was dead polite he said ‘yes, that’s fine I understand’ – we shook hands, I went out and we went back to the lads made up thinking ‘yep, just done it for you boys, next Monday gonna be sorted.

“So, played the game [the next weekend], 90 minutes again, come in Monday, not only did we do 12, we did 24 runs – 24 runs and I just knew, I was running around laughing and almost crying and I knew what he was doing, he was breaking me and he did, he broke me.”

How on earth will the Galactico’s of Real Madrid react to that kind of treatment?

Then there’s new signings. You only have to spend 5 mins on Google to see the kind of players RM are interested in.

“Welcome to Real Madrid, Neymar. We are very pleased to have you here, but remember, you sign for this club to train, I decide if you play or not based on your efforts.”

And why the hell has Zinedine Zidane left Real Madrid? One of the original Galactico’s, he holds the club dear to his heart, and has just won 3 CL’s on the bounce. We all know that RM managers don’t choose the players they sign, have hardly anything to do with contracts of existing stars, and most of the time have less power than players like Ronaldo and Ramos.

Does any of this sound like a club that is a perfect fit for our Poch?

I’m guessing not. I’m hoping not. We’ll soon find out.

Comments
  • DAVID 01/06/2018 at 10:48 am

    I don’t think RM and Poch are a good fit either but if they want him and he wants the chance to manage them then I guess he’s gone, if he turns them down now will he ever get another chance like this ?

  • JonSpur 01/06/2018 at 10:49 am

    Flat Earthed alert!
    Nicely reasoned postulation.
    Bravo.

    • JonSpur 01/06/2018 at 10:49 am

      *Earther

  • UnkleTaff 01/06/2018 at 10:53 am

    Yup. It seems we are indeed of one mind on the subject, FoFfy.

    If I were a Liverpool supporter I’d be getting worried now as Klopp is a much more realistic (and likely) target for Madrid. And you can bet your bottom dollar he’d be taking Salah with him.

    • JonSpur 01/06/2018 at 10:55 am

      And Klopp has won something whereas Poch ain’t won nufffffing!

      • UnkleTaff 01/06/2018 at 10:58 am

        …and with five consecutive cup final defeats he’d be the ideal man to replace Pochettino if he does go.

  • UnkleTaff 01/06/2018 at 11:03 am

    The threat of Pochettino going to Madrid is every bit as ‘real’ as the one of him going to Chelsea was.

  • Freund or Foe 01/06/2018 at 11:24 am
  • Freund or Foe 01/06/2018 at 11:48 am

    Balague:

    “What you’re creating in Tottenham is special. You’ve had to change the clubs culture. And what I see is a lot of smiles at the training ground.”

    Pochettino:

    “We’re a great group of people. The technical staff, the board and the players we all believe in this project. We want to make the new stadium a reference in football. And we see people want to be part of this special project”

    Booooooooom.

    • UnkleTaff 01/06/2018 at 11:49 am

      …and:

      “The link now with Madrid is normal and I take it with all normality. I’m committed to Spurs and still have a long contract with them I just signed. I’m happy where I am, and to be here talking about this book.”

      • Freund or Foe 01/06/2018 at 11:49 am

        Boombastic.

        • UnkleTaff 01/06/2018 at 11:52 am

          He may be saying these things now, but he’ll change his tune soon enough once he’s actually offered the job.

          • Freund or Foe 01/06/2018 at 11:56 am

            What’s the betting that these quotes will be ignored, and other quotes get twisted to mean whatever journo’s want to write?
            Looking at New Snow, you can see the twisting happening, live. It’s rather bloody hilarious, but just goes to prove that the majority of us footie fans are thicko’s, desperate to be fed nonsense minute by minute.

      • 61SpursNut 01/06/2018 at 12:25 pm

        Is that his “£6” book wot’s rubbish and should never have been written cos he ain’t won nuffink yet, and that I quite enjoyed reading?
        Or is it a new one?

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 01/06/2018 at 11:50 am

      Well that’s all sorted then. What can we worry about next?

      • Freund or Foe 01/06/2018 at 11:52 am

        I think I left the iron on this morning.

        • UnkleTaff 01/06/2018 at 11:53 am

          If I did that I’d be worried about the dust that might catch fire.

        • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 01/06/2018 at 11:53 am

          Mupochtino!

  • Freund or Foe 01/06/2018 at 12:02 pm

    This is fantastic…

    https://www.football-italia.net/122236/spurs-quiet-sarri-links

    These clowns reckon they’ve got a direct quote from Levy himself. Since when did our Dan ever speak to the press, unless in a statement, or planned interview???

    • UnkleTaff 01/06/2018 at 1:39 pm

      Oh, come on. He’s constantly mouthing off to the Italian media.

  • Freund or Foe 01/06/2018 at 12:03 pm

    “Now I’m ready to go for lunch. Not to take over Real Madrid. I’m excited to go back to London. The project is exciting. I’m here now and the most important thing is the book.”

  • Freund or Foe 01/06/2018 at 12:04 pm

    “I’m so happy and proud the Spurs and Levy have shown to me. That’s the most important thing for me. Today. What happened over the last day has increased expectations of the book release. But I’m happy.”

  • McG ⚽⚽ 01/06/2018 at 12:13 pm

    I so hope they go for Klopp, along with Chavs putting they’re new stadium on hold, would make for a great start to the summer!

    • Freund or Foe 01/06/2018 at 12:21 pm

      I don’t think he’d leave Pooh, even for RM. Not yet, anyhow.

  • Freund or Foe 01/06/2018 at 12:29 pm

    Where’s my bloody yellow lines?

  • foeorfreund 01/06/2018 at 12:29 pm

    Well?

  • Freund or Foe 01/06/2018 at 12:30 pm

    Don’t want ’em anyway. Clashes with my Oirish skin.

  • JonSpur 01/06/2018 at 1:50 pm

    Haha! What a bunch of flat earthers you lot are.

    Btw. Who wrote this blog? C’mon, fess up, it was FoFfy jnr weren’t it?

    • Freund or Foe 01/06/2018 at 1:56 pm

      He’d get yellow lines, for sure. ;-D

      • Flat Oeuf 01/06/2018 at 1:59 pm

        Kev and Cas did, maybe you needed to post as the Author?

        • Freund or Foe 01/06/2018 at 2:17 pm

          I will not conform.

          • Flat Oeuf 01/06/2018 at 2:50 pm

            Watch it or I’ll get Jon to put you on his ‘reformer’ machine

    • Flat Oeuf 01/06/2018 at 1:56 pm

      Hopefully we’ll see that bloke Kev on here sometime. He was nice enoeuf when we met him, just hope his writing is up to Jnr’s standard.

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 01/06/2018 at 2:01 pm

      I loved to see a bloeug from Son of FoFty.

      • JonSpur 01/06/2018 at 2:05 pm

        • DAVID 01/06/2018 at 2:29 pm

          Suspect the writings of fofty junior would put the rest of us to shame.
          Joined up writing and everyfink.

      • Freund or Foe 01/06/2018 at 2:29 pm

        If you did, it wouldn’t be Tottenham based. He’s a fan, but in a very loose sense. He hates football (and all sports), but cheers the Tottingham on for his Dad’s benefit. And to annoy his Chelsea supporting step dad :o)

        • JonSpur 01/06/2018 at 2:31 pm

          Sounds like my kinda fan.

        • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 01/06/2018 at 3:05 pm

          Sounds like my wife, except for the fan in very loose sense. She’s not a fan in any sort of sense, in fact it’s more like nonsense.

        • Flat Oeuf 01/06/2018 at 3:56 pm

          F
          A
          B

  • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 01/06/2018 at 3:19 pm

    Some rather pleasing views from Rascist fans. And I thought we were the only ones with bed wetters.
    https://www.football365.com/news/the-chelsea-panic-begins-as-the-everton-hope-returns

    • UnkleTaff 01/06/2018 at 3:40 pm

      “Of course, unlike other clubs, we weren’t gifted stadiums from commonwealth games, or olympics. Neither do we live in a place full of free real estate!”

      Neither were we, chum. But then, we’re not as well run a club as you are.

  • JonSpur 01/06/2018 at 4:39 pm

    I think the other place is in danger of eating itself. There’s no-one regular there whose comments I’d seek out.

    I quite like Glos, in fact there’s a few of the less regular posters that I liked, but he’s ridiculously negative, one of the worst actually. Such a shame.

    I’m disappointed to be leaving Dilly and Poxy behind, harmless loonies that they are.

    I had a lot of fun on The Boy’s blog and may post there again, but I don’t miss it for what it’s become.

    So sad.

    • UnkleTaff 01/06/2018 at 4:46 pm

      Things have come to a pretty pass when East Stand is the only real voice left to offer even a vague semblance of common sense.

      • JonSpur 01/06/2018 at 5:39 pm

        East Stand?! Common sense?! The Human Encyclopedia? Sheesh.

        • UnkleTaff 01/06/2018 at 5:43 pm

          Exactly. That’s how bad it’s become.

          He was virtually the only one on there today calling bullsh*t on all the ‘Pochettino to Madrid’ nonsense.

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 01/06/2018 at 4:55 pm

      Yep, even MiT seems to have lost the voice of reason.

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 01/06/2018 at 4:58 pm

      I’m not even sure Dilly has noticed that there’s been an exit of some of the old guard , he seems to live in his own bubble.

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 01/06/2018 at 5:51 pm

      The problem The Boy has is there’s far fewer checks and balances in the blog anymore. You and FoFty were the primary balancers that kept the nutters in their place which made it the dynamic place it was. That’s gone and so has a lot of the vibe. Not sure H has realised that or wishes to acknowledge it.

      • DAVID 01/06/2018 at 6:17 pm

        Used to post on DML, it was ok to begin with but ended up with wholesale abuse and I gave up on it.
        Wonder if H blog will go the same way.
        I’ll go on there occasionally, just to stir a few people up.

        • Freund or Foe 01/06/2018 at 6:59 pm

          I tried DML for a while, I actually like what Spooky writes. But the commenting was bloody awful and boring as hell.

      • Freund or Foe 01/06/2018 at 6:22 pm

        That’ll be my size 11’s. Keep me well balanced.

      • JonSpur 01/06/2018 at 6:48 pm

        I think we’ve all had a go hence the flat earth tag.

        The problem I have now is that there’s noone here to mock and ridicule, so I’ll’ve to go to the other place from time to time.

        • McG ⚽⚽ 01/06/2018 at 6:56 pm

          Any excuse, Sol.

          • JonSpur 01/06/2018 at 7:21 pm

            Sol?

            • McG ⚽⚽ 01/06/2018 at 7:43 pm

              Judas!

              • JonSpur 01/06/2018 at 8:03 pm

                I am still none the wiser.

        • Freund or Foe 01/06/2018 at 7:01 pm

          Yerp, our opinions may vary slightly, but we’re all cut from the same cloth. Would be nice to have the occasional wanker to ruin.

          • JonSpur 01/06/2018 at 7:09 pm

            *sighs* Yep.

            • Freund or Foe 01/06/2018 at 7:12 pm

              How’s dem exams going? Nearly out of the way?

              • JonSpur 01/06/2018 at 7:18 pm

                Gah! Not yet. I’ve four more +/- 1500 word reports to write (four already written); one 3500 word research report to write; and four two hour exams to sit … by the 21st June.

                • JonSpur 01/06/2018 at 7:20 pm

                  And two (so far) resits in August.

                • Freund or Foe 01/06/2018 at 7:21 pm

                  Ouch. Hurts my brain just to think about it.

                  • JonSpur 01/06/2018 at 7:21 pm

                    How are your plans advancing?

                    • Freund or Foe 01/06/2018 at 7:24 pm

                      All set to start in October. Doing quite a bit of reading already, and the Open university has loads of mini-courses online which I’m doing to get myself in the groove. It’s been a bloody long time since I studied!

                    • JonSpur 01/06/2018 at 7:31 pm

                      Go on son! ‘Ave it! Good work.

                • UnkleTaff 01/06/2018 at 7:27 pm

                  Might I suggest you take up the -1500 words option? Get them to write the essay for you.

                  • JonSpur 01/06/2018 at 7:30 pm

                    Teehee.
                    I thought +/- meant give or take…

  • JonSpur 01/06/2018 at 10:31 pm

    Guess who?

    You’re welcome.

    • Flat Oeuf 01/06/2018 at 10:34 pm

      Camulus Nimbus.

      • Flat Oeuf 01/06/2018 at 10:38 pm

        Offal.

        • JonSpur 01/06/2018 at 10:44 pm

          I can’t tell you how pleased I was to find *him* and then to find out that *he* was *him*. What a hoot.

          • Flat Oeuf 01/06/2018 at 11:23 pm

            It’s just so incongruous…No, no it’s not.

    • Freund or Foe 01/06/2018 at 11:25 pm

      That’s bloody fantastic. Everything makes sense now.

      • JonSpur 02/06/2018 at 12:07 am

        Haha! Yep. Miserable looking batsturd, poor thing.

    • UnkleTaff 01/06/2018 at 11:25 pm

      Oh, that’s a find and a half. Well done. How do you know it’s Camus?

      The funny thing is he looks almost exactly how I expected him to. How spooky is that?

      • JonSpur 02/06/2018 at 12:05 am

        Spooky, ain’t it? That’s exactly what I thought.
        How do I know it’s him? Just by piecing together little snippets of info. The big clue was when he told the blog his football team were playing some Villa old boys for charity. From there I simply followed the bread crumbs until I saw a picture of his football team and some names which led me to Twitter and then his website and then YouTube.

  • Frontwheel2 01/06/2018 at 11:43 pm

    Testing,hello all,need to get a few nutters on here to bully

    • UnkleTaff 01/06/2018 at 11:45 pm

      How the f*ck are you, you wrinkly old old scrotum?

      • Frontwheel 2 02/06/2018 at 3:46 pm

        Marvelous,but feeling a tad deceitful,I’m very busy at the moment,but will be in reading when ever I get the chance and giving the odd silly coment.

    • JonSpur 01/06/2018 at 11:57 pm

      Agreed.

    • 61SpursNut 02/06/2018 at 12:12 am

      Fronty’s here. Get ‘im lads!

    • Freund or Foe 02/06/2018 at 12:42 am

      This is like the scene at the end of Grease. The gang are back together again.

      • Ronwol196061 02/06/2018 at 2:21 am

        I dont want to belong to a club that lets me in-Groucho

        • JonSpur 02/06/2018 at 7:52 am

          Me neither – Spurtcho

      • JonSpur 02/06/2018 at 7:53 am

        Bagsy I’m the one in the spotted dress.

        • Freund or Foe 02/06/2018 at 9:27 am

          Hey fongool, I’m Sandra Dee.

        • UnkleTaff 02/06/2018 at 10:47 am

          Bagsy I’m the one in Stockard Channing.

          • Freund or Foe 02/06/2018 at 10:50 am

            The guy in the hat above Rizzo’s shoulder is staring at me. Freaking me out.

            • UnkleTaff 02/06/2018 at 11:05 am

              David f*cking Moyes is freaking me out.

          • JonSpur 02/06/2018 at 11:16 am

            Way to lower the tone, brah.

    • Flat Oeuf 02/06/2018 at 6:00 am

      Fronty! Great to have you here. An original Flat Oeufer, if ever there was one:

      “ We won. Hoooooraaay!”

  • Ronwol196061 02/06/2018 at 2:20 am

    I dont care if Pochs rigid with his training. Thats where he should be rigid.
    His tactics shoukdnt be the place he is rigid

  • Ronwol196061 02/06/2018 at 2:22 am

    Welcome EfDoubleyou!!!

  • Freund or Foe 02/06/2018 at 9:08 am

    AntSpur just gave up on theboy. I liked Antspur, he’s one of our own.

    • Flat Oeuf 02/06/2018 at 9:27 am

      Anyone got an email address for him?

      • Freund or Foe 02/06/2018 at 9:28 am

        I could ask Harry?

        • Flat Oeuf 02/06/2018 at 9:29 am

          Hahaha. Poached Oeuf.

          • Freund or Foe 02/06/2018 at 9:30 am

            Poeuched Oeuf on toeust.

            • Flat Oeuf 02/06/2018 at 9:31 am

              Great idea, might have some right now.

              • Freund or Foe 02/06/2018 at 9:33 am

                Tell me Flatster, do you have specialist poaching containers, or are you a freehand kinda guy?

                • Caspurs 02/06/2018 at 9:36 am

                  You can’t beat a bit of freestyle poachery.

                  • Flat Oeuf 02/06/2018 at 9:37 am

                    Honestly, poached are not my speciality. Scrambled, I am the King of. But freestyle is best, I believe.

                  • Freund or Foe 02/06/2018 at 9:38 am

                    I’ve never mastered it. Quite comfortable with my silicon cups.

                    • Caspurs 02/06/2018 at 9:40 am

                      You don’t get the nice vinegar infusion with containers, plus fresh eggs are a MUST.

        • Caspurs 02/06/2018 at 9:30 am

          Didn’t someone meet him before a game (who may have his deets)?

          • Freund or Foe 02/06/2018 at 9:31 am

            Think that was Jon?

            • Flat Oeuf 02/06/2018 at 9:32 am

              Using TBH as Grindr again, tsk

            • Caspurs 02/06/2018 at 9:32 am

              I conker, I think..

      • JonSpur 02/06/2018 at 10:25 am

        Freund or Foe

        Think that was Jon?

        I do indeed have his deets.

    • Caspurs 02/06/2018 at 9:27 am

      I know what you mean I camembert them anymore…

      • Caspurs 02/06/2018 at 9:29 am

        Oh wrong place, ney mind.

        • Flat Oeuf 02/06/2018 at 9:31 am

          Brie as a bird.

  • Superspoz 🏆 02/06/2018 at 9:19 am

    The cheese room jokes are getting a bit silly now.

    • Freund or Foe 02/06/2018 at 9:22 am

      I don’t know how anyone can suggest that a room full of cheese is a bad idea. Lactose intolerant weirdos.

      • Superspoz 🏆 02/06/2018 at 10:35 am

        Innit

  • McG ⚽⚽ 02/06/2018 at 9:59 am

    Catering for the veggies…

  • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 02/06/2018 at 10:11 am

    • Flat Oeuf 02/06/2018 at 10:12 am

      Morning Andy, trying to tell us something?

      • McG ⚽⚽ 02/06/2018 at 10:13 am

        That’s the wurst case of chilli dick I’ve ever seen!

      • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 02/06/2018 at 10:18 am

        Mornin Oeuf, it’s the Poundland child’s toy version of an authentic Donor kebab shop.

        • Superspoz 🏆 02/06/2018 at 10:34 am

          Donor kebab hahahaha.

          Ok some useless information for you . Doner (döner) simply means spinning. So the direct translation is Spinning kebab.

          Oh and shish (şiş) means skewer.

          • Flat Oeuf 02/06/2018 at 10:36 am

            Interesting tidbit.

          • Freund or Foe 02/06/2018 at 10:47 am

            Burger sauce doesn’t actually contain burgers.
            Most chilli’s don’t come from Chile.

            • McG ⚽⚽ 02/06/2018 at 10:51 am

              Chilli sauce is hot, not cold.

            • Caspurs 02/06/2018 at 10:51 am

              Brussel sprouts don’t actually come from Brussels.

            • UnkleTaff 02/06/2018 at 10:52 am

              Vegans do not come from the planet Vega.

              • McG ⚽⚽ 02/06/2018 at 10:53 am

                Neither does Vincent.

              • McG ⚽⚽ 02/06/2018 at 11:03 am

                Ramon doesn’t.

  • Caspurs 02/06/2018 at 10:55 am

    The Hotspur Defense League…

    • UnkleTaff 02/06/2018 at 10:57 am

      Sorry, until a couple of days ago I’d never even heard of this Robinson bloke. Can someone please summarise, using as few words as possible, what the deal is with him and the arguments on the other site?

      • UnkleTaff 02/06/2018 at 10:59 am

        …and if someone could briefly let me know what I should be thinking about the Roseanne Barr incident I’d appreciate that as well. Would save me an awful lot of bother.

        Ta.

        • Superspoz 🏆 02/06/2018 at 11:05 am

          All I know there is a iamtommyrobinson hashtag trending amongst his fans which is a bit weird because his name is not actually Tommy Robinson

          • UnkleTaff 02/06/2018 at 11:06 am

            I’m going to let you into a little secret.

            My names not really Unkle Taff either.

            • Superspoz 🏆 02/06/2018 at 11:08 am

              Whaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!

              • Freund or Foe 02/06/2018 at 11:10 am

                My middle name isn’t or, it’s Albert.

                • Freund or Foe 02/06/2018 at 11:12 am

                  Which makes me Fafty.

                • Superspoz 🏆 02/06/2018 at 11:15 am

                  Freund Albert Foe? Wow that is a cool name.

                  • Freund or Foe 02/06/2018 at 11:19 am

                    I’m eternally grateful to my dad, William da.

                  • Caspurs 02/06/2018 at 11:19 am

                    Contrary to popular belief, I am not a mouse..

      • Caspurs 02/06/2018 at 11:02 am

        He was the founder of the EDL and has far right views, although others are saying because he’s tried to distance himself with a press conference with two muslims by his side he can’t possibly be a racist.
        As for Roseanne Barr, she tweeted a racist comment, then later claimed it was due to her being on medication (sleeping pills). In my view you’re more likely to say what you really believe when your guard is down.

  • Caspurs 02/06/2018 at 11:26 am

    Stadium Nooz:
    Our new home may now be even betterer, will clarify (if troo) later, needs confirmation foist. 👍

    • JonSpur 02/06/2018 at 11:28 am

      SlySpur on t’other blog reckons it won’t be ready ’til November.

      • UnkleTaff 02/06/2018 at 11:30 am

        Whenever it ends up being ready, I think they’ve done fantastically well to do as much as they have done on it in such a relatively short space of time.

        • Freund or Foe 02/06/2018 at 11:31 am

          This is the subject of a future blog I’m planning. It’s a stunning achievement.

          • Caspurs 02/06/2018 at 11:33 am

            You’ve taken three years to write a bloueg? Stunning achievement! 😘

          • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 02/06/2018 at 12:14 pm

            Build it and they will read

      • Freund or Foe 02/06/2018 at 11:30 am

        Oh weld, never mind.

        • JonSpur 02/06/2018 at 11:56 am

          One love.

  • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 02/06/2018 at 11:49 am

    Hehe, nah its lies I tells ya lies. There all rapefugees!

  • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 02/06/2018 at 12:25 pm

    Im not right or left and Im afraid I still believe in the Establishment. Is it perfect? No Its far from it but so am I and you and everyone else. Life is difficult. Its the way it is. I have been around a while and Ive seen good and bad in all peoples and different countries and their histories sometimes its difficult to deal with the things we understand to be right. But people are people to me and i take them all at their merits.
    Im starting a new party. No Gooners,No Chavs,No Devils,No Spams. Just Navies (and all that sail in her) Our insignia will be a new feisty chicken badge,our leader will be the imperfect Poch. We will stop our rivals attacking us and build a moat around the new stadium. Are you in?????????

    • McG ⚽⚽ 02/06/2018 at 12:35 pm

      So our new stadium becomes a moater home?

      • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 02/06/2018 at 12:45 pm

        McG thats your best joke since 2006

        • McG ⚽⚽ 02/06/2018 at 1:56 pm

          Cheers (I guess!)

    • Caspurs 02/06/2018 at 12:35 pm

      So you’re saying I’m not perfect. Pfft…

      • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 02/06/2018 at 12:46 pm

        I meant not you Cas you are 110% perfect 8% Polyester

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 02/06/2018 at 1:06 pm

      With ya Ron, I’m not a leftist or a rightist I’m a flat oeurthist.

  • McG ⚽⚽ 02/06/2018 at 12:40 pm

    Does quoting Balague via the BBC qualify as genuine ITK?

    • UnkleTaff 02/06/2018 at 12:42 pm

      Well he’s clearly on good terms with Pochettino so if it’s related to our coach I’d suggest it’s at the very least worth reading.

    • Flat Oeuf 02/06/2018 at 12:52 pm

      Try us…

  • Caspurs 02/06/2018 at 1:21 pm

    Dat’s the word on da street bruv..

  • Flat Oeuf 02/06/2018 at 1:45 pm

    SpurAndy

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    This kebab still hasn’t cooked and I’ve been watching it for almost 3 hours. I’m bloody starving.

    • Superspoz 🏆 02/06/2018 at 1:54 pm


      Wrong bbq mate.

      • JonSpur 02/06/2018 at 1:55 pm

        Hot sh*t!

      • Freund or Foe 02/06/2018 at 1:55 pm

        That’s pure genius.

      • McG ⚽⚽ 02/06/2018 at 1:57 pm

        Our new stadium’s on fire!!

      • Freund or Foe 02/06/2018 at 1:59 pm

        You sort the burgers and sausages, I’ll get some lamb armitage shanks.

        • JonSpur 02/06/2018 at 2:09 pm

          Haha! Make sure you get decent burgers, some are crapper than others.

          • Freund or Foe 02/06/2018 at 2:09 pm

            Don’t worry, I’ll ensure they’re of an ideal standard.

            • McG ⚽⚽ 02/06/2018 at 2:15 pm

              instead of bog standard..

          • Freund or Foe 02/06/2018 at 2:13 pm

            What is taken shall be returned.

            • Superspoz 🏆 02/06/2018 at 2:21 pm

              Flushed out properly

            • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 02/06/2018 at 2:26 pm

              How did the golf go last week fofty?

              • Freund or Foe 02/06/2018 at 2:30 pm

                It was bloody glorious mate. Steaming hot, fantastic course, we had a downpour for about 5mins on the 17th, but other than that……

                • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 02/06/2018 at 2:33 pm

                  Good man, hope you had a decent score

                • Freund or Foe 02/06/2018 at 2:34 pm

                  Nope. Played ok, but chipping and putting let me down. Always the way when I don’t play much. And I have a ridiculous handicap.

                • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 02/06/2018 at 2:41 pm

                  What is your handicap?

                • Freund or Foe 02/06/2018 at 2:47 pm

                  I’m playing off a 14. It’s about right, if I play say once a month, but having only played twice this year it’s a bit of a struggle.

                • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 02/06/2018 at 3:02 pm

                  I had to use one if these as they had no buggies left.
                  https://youtu.be/B9VuKK5sbQo
                  Carnage!

                • Freund or Foe 02/06/2018 at 3:07 pm

                  I WANT ONE.

  • McG ⚽⚽ 02/06/2018 at 2:03 pm

    He summed it up with his final words to one journalist who asked him on Friday: “Surely it would be impossible for you to turn the 13-time European champions down? Nobody says no to Real Madrid.”

    Pochettino’s answer?

    “For you it’s impossible. But you’re not me.”

  • Superspoz 🏆 02/06/2018 at 2:41 pm

    Jack wiltshire being shipped out of arsenal.

    • Superspoz 🏆 02/06/2018 at 2:46 pm

      Been calling him wheelchair for so long, I’ve forgotten how to spell his surname lol.

  • JonSpur 02/06/2018 at 2:52 pm

    I’ve messaged Hartley.

    • Superspoz 🏆 02/06/2018 at 2:53 pm

      Yes!

      • JonSpur 02/06/2018 at 3:25 pm

        Fingers crossed.

  • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 02/06/2018 at 3:03 pm

    😂 Same 👂

  • McG ⚽⚽ 02/06/2018 at 4:32 pm

    Souness & Wise still saying Poch off to Real, tossers.

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 02/06/2018 at 4:47 pm

      Don’t mind Sourness normally but Wise is a Real tosser.

    • UnkleTaff 02/06/2018 at 4:53 pm

      I’m quite happy for the speculation to run and run. It ain’t going to happen anyway and it’ll continue to wind up the bedwetters on the other place so that’s good.

      • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 02/06/2018 at 4:55 pm

  • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 02/06/2018 at 5:23 pm

    It’s coming home,
    It’s coming home,
    It’s coming,
    Football’s coming home….

  • McG ⚽⚽ 02/06/2018 at 5:25 pm

    Great header that!

  • UnkleTaff 02/06/2018 at 6:10 pm

    I’m rather enjoying this.

    Shame about Sterling, though. He’s definitely the weak link in that front four.

    Put Kane, Alli, Lingard and Rashford up front and I think we’d stand half a chance at this upcoming tournament.

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 02/06/2018 at 6:28 pm

      Sterling shooting blanks.

  • JonSpur 02/06/2018 at 6:29 pm

    Raheem ‘Machinegun Kelly’ Stirling thinks he’s still playing at Maine Rd.

    • 61SpursNut 02/06/2018 at 6:33 pm

      I’m not Sterling’s greatest fan.

      • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 02/06/2018 at 6:40 pm

        Speed is his only friend.

        • 61SpursNut 02/06/2018 at 6:43 pm

          It’s the only way to fly.

      • JonSpur 02/06/2018 at 6:46 pm

        Are you bullion me?

        • 61SpursNut 02/06/2018 at 6:47 pm

          Eurovin’ a larf, mate.

          • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 02/06/2018 at 6:48 pm

            Makes no cents.

            • Freund or Foe 02/06/2018 at 7:29 pm

              KrugerrAndy.

  • 61SpursNut 02/06/2018 at 6:43 pm

    FIve Yids on the pitch now.

  • UnkleTaff 02/06/2018 at 7:13 pm

    Imagine the shitstorm that would have happened if it had been Alli wot dived instead of Sterling.

    And Sterling’s been doing it throughout his career as well.

    Sterling and Welbeck. Sigh. I wish I could understand what others see in them as I can’t see much (if anything) at all.

    • Superspoz 🏆 02/06/2018 at 7:28 pm

      Stirling plays with debruyne and silva. Hence the goals, he doesn’t have that luxury in the England team and it shows. Welbeck is just shit.

      • UnkleTaff 02/06/2018 at 7:29 pm

        Most of Sterling’s goals last year were laid on a plate for him by his teammates. It’s a luxury he doesn’t have with England.

        • Superspoz 🏆 02/06/2018 at 7:33 pm

          If England had a Debruyne or an Erikssen…

  • Superspoz 🏆 02/06/2018 at 7:25 pm

    I thought the Tottenham boys were solid, Sterling yet again did himself no favours and a fine dive to cap off a miserable showing. I tweeted earlier about Dier. Those who don’t understand what he actually does probably didn’t understand what Claude Makalele did.

    • UnkleTaff 02/06/2018 at 7:27 pm

      …or Michael Carrick.

      As you know, I’m with you all the way on Eric Dier.

      That Reuben Loftus-Cheek looks a bit useful as well. If Pochettino was in charge of Chelsea I don’t think he’d be sending him out on loan.

      • Freund or Foe 02/06/2018 at 7:30 pm

        *when

        • Freund or Foe 02/06/2018 at 7:31 pm

          *is

      • Superspoz 🏆 02/06/2018 at 7:31 pm

        I don’t mind loftus cheek, a bit behind schedule in his development (which Chelsea youngster isn’t?). Dier and Kane are the first names on the team sheet, if people can’t see that then football isn’t for them.

        • UnkleTaff 02/06/2018 at 7:35 pm

          I much prefer the look of Maguire in defence instead of Cahill, as well. Or at the very least instead of a played-out-of-place Walker.

          • Superspoz 🏆 02/06/2018 at 7:37 pm

            Bit odd that with walker in the back 3. I can kind off understand the reasoning behind it…kind of.

  • Superspoz 🏆 02/06/2018 at 7:35 pm

    Anyhoow, I’m still continuing the vegan dinners. Leak and mushroom pearl barley risotto tonight.

    • Caspurs 02/06/2018 at 7:44 pm

      Vegan?! On a diet?

      • JonSpur 02/06/2018 at 7:48 pm

        Yes. A vegan diet.

      • Superspoz 🏆 02/06/2018 at 7:48 pm

        Diet? I’ve been the same weight since I was 17! The wife is a veggie so I jus go one step further and cut the dairy out. Only at dinner time though. My brother has gone full vegan and he won’t stop banging on about it. He’s lost weight,his skin has cleared up and he reckons his bowels are on a switch now. I prefer a balanced diet myself.

    • Superspoz 🏆 02/06/2018 at 8:36 pm

      Have they really,aww shucks.

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 02/06/2018 at 8:39 pm

      Well that’s spoilt my weekend, I thought we’d finally got rid of Botchetino.

  • Flat Oeuf 02/06/2018 at 8:39 pm

    I didn’t watch the game. A nervy 2-1 with all of our boys giving 10/10 performances to rescue the game, I imagine?

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 02/06/2018 at 8:42 pm

      It was a game of two halves. England and Nigeria played in both.

      • Flat Oeuf 02/06/2018 at 8:57 pm

        Did we though, eh?

        • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 02/06/2018 at 8:58 pm

          We played more in the first not much in the second.

          • Flat Oeuf 02/06/2018 at 9:12 pm

            Maybe a Southgate bloeug is in order.

  • Superspoz 🏆 02/06/2018 at 8:53 pm

    Only 3 bottles left of the homebrew ffs .

  • Superspoz 🏆 02/06/2018 at 9:13 pm
  • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 02/06/2018 at 9:49 pm

    Interesting, H seems to have blocked my ip address on tother realm so can’t view their content unless I turn off WiFi.

    • DAVID 02/06/2018 at 10:29 pm

      He’s just posted a link to this site on his latest blog but the link didn’t work for me when I tried it.

      • JonSpur 02/06/2018 at 10:32 pm

        Worked for me.

  • JonSpur 02/06/2018 at 10:28 pm

    The Boy has the address of the blog! Woohoo!

    • Flat Oeuf 02/06/2018 at 10:36 pm

      Hello, Big Boy and welcome

    • McG ⚽⚽ 02/06/2018 at 10:42 pm

      Who gave it to him then?

      • JonSpur 02/06/2018 at 10:44 pm

        The blog’s public anyway isn’t it?

        • McG ⚽⚽ 02/06/2018 at 10:46 pm

          I thought it was invitation only, not that it matters. More the merrier & all that!

  • Flat Oeuf 02/06/2018 at 11:06 pm

    I’ve taken the bloeug offline for the moment. Can anyone here still access it..

    • Freund or Foe 02/06/2018 at 11:08 pm

      Yes. Whasssup?

      • Flat Oeuf 02/06/2018 at 11:18 pm

        H has posted the web address on TBH, was just checking if you guys could still post here

        • UnkleTaff 02/06/2018 at 11:19 pm

          I can still post here, but I can’t seem to access his blog at the moment.

          And I’m devastated by that.

  • Flat Oeuf 02/06/2018 at 11:06 pm

    …?

  • McG ⚽⚽ 02/06/2018 at 11:11 pm

    It seems so. I wouldn’t worry to be honest, few home truths never do any harm. You worrried about this place getting bombarded with abuse?

    • UnkleTaff 02/06/2018 at 11:14 pm

      Can anyone post on here? Or it is limited to people who have been officially invited?

      • 61SpursNut 02/06/2018 at 11:15 pm

        Invite only.

        • McG ⚽⚽ 02/06/2018 at 11:17 pm

          So we can write whatever we like with no comeback whatsoever?!

      • Flat Oeuf 02/06/2018 at 11:20 pm

        Are you sure Taff? There are different settings.

  • JonSpur 02/06/2018 at 11:19 pm

    Surely if it’s public anyone can see it?

    • Flat Oeuf 02/06/2018 at 11:21 pm

      They could until I took it offline about 10 mins ago

      • JonSpur 02/06/2018 at 11:28 pm

        I clicked the link on The Boy’s blog and it still worked. Maybe cos I’m already in?

        • Caspurs 02/06/2018 at 11:29 pm

          Works for me as well.

          • Flat Oeuf 02/06/2018 at 11:33 pm

            Yes I think because we’re still logged on

  • McG ⚽⚽ 02/06/2018 at 11:24 pm

    I really wouldn’t worry, H is quite happy to carry on abusing folk after he’s blocked em so they can’t defend themselves. Personally I hope he reads every comment on here, won’t do any harm whatsoever.

  • Caspurs 02/06/2018 at 11:26 pm

    Well that didn’t take him long, although I new curiosity would get the better of him. His post about Girder was a bit odd, or does it have a meaning I haven’t picked up on?

    • UnkleTaff 02/06/2018 at 11:47 pm

      Got to be honest, I don’t understand the Girder reference at all.

      • Flat Oeuf 02/06/2018 at 11:50 pm

        He’s an attack dog? He’s hunted us down? He likes dogging on Hampstead Heath?

        • Caspurs 02/06/2018 at 11:52 pm

          Option 3.

      • Caspurs 02/06/2018 at 11:51 pm

        I’m sure in his mind it means something, to me it’s reads like the ramblings of someone who’s lost the plot, quite funny really.

        • UnkleTaff 02/06/2018 at 11:53 pm

          I’m assuming it’s a simple cut ‘n’ paste from somewhere.

          It’s too well written for his hand.

  • McG ⚽⚽ 02/06/2018 at 11:32 pm

    RealFan and 5 others have set up a comedy blog. I urge everyone to visit!

    Words of a turd.

  • UnkleTaff 02/06/2018 at 11:33 pm

    Well I’ve managed to access the Boy’s blog (even though he’s blocked my IP address — what does he think I am, an idiot?) and I’m getting the “This site is currently under construction” notice if I click on the Flat Oeuf link.

    • Caspurs 02/06/2018 at 11:45 pm

      I’m still able to access his shite, sorry site, and I can safely say he’s still a bitter and twisted moron.

  • JonSpur 02/06/2018 at 11:36 pm

    Haha! What a hoot. It’s like being back at choir practice.

    • Flat Oeuf 02/06/2018 at 11:43 pm

      Did you enjoy that one?

  • McG ⚽⚽ 02/06/2018 at 11:44 pm

    ok, that is the funniest!

    https://flatoeuf.com/

  • UnkleTaff 02/06/2018 at 11:51 pm

    The Boy’s site is built on WordPress so it’s hardly surprising he’s managed to find us.

    What is surprising is why it took him so long.

    Given how clever he is, ‘n’ all.

  • UnkleTaff 02/06/2018 at 11:54 pm

    Our tawdry little bloeug has had a lot more posts over the last hour than his has.

    Titter.

    • Caspurs 02/06/2018 at 11:55 pm

      *comedy blog…

      • McG ⚽⚽ 02/06/2018 at 11:57 pm

        either of you clicked on the link to this blog recently?!

        • UnkleTaff 02/06/2018 at 11:58 pm

          Oh, yes!

        • Caspurs 02/06/2018 at 11:58 pm

          Why?

          • McG ⚽⚽ 03/06/2018 at 12:00 am

            click the link I posted above!

            • Caspurs 03/06/2018 at 12:02 am

              All I get is our blog, what am I missing?

              • McG ⚽⚽ 03/06/2018 at 12:03 am

                right click & open a fresh

              • UnkleTaff 03/06/2018 at 12:04 am

                Click on it from the link on Harry’s site.

                You’ll get something quite different.

                😉

                • Caspurs 03/06/2018 at 12:07 am

                  I have refreshed, reloaded, all I just get is this blog. : (

                  • UnkleTaff 03/06/2018 at 12:08 am

                    Even if you click on the link that Harry’s posted on his blog?

                    • Caspurs 03/06/2018 at 12:11 am

                      Yep. I feel I’m missing now, not fair!

                    • McG ⚽⚽ 03/06/2018 at 12:15 am

                      Anyone on his site who now clicks the link gets to see a blank page with the following:

                      Hi, I’m Harry Hotspur and I like dogs’ arses 😛. And dogging on Hampstead Heath.

                    • Flat Oeuf 03/06/2018 at 12:16 am

                      His traffic goes up by double during the summer 😂

                    • Caspurs 03/06/2018 at 12:17 am

                      Ha ha, luvvit! Don’t mess wiv the Oeuf!!!

                    • Flat Oeuf 03/06/2018 at 12:20 am

                      That’s Prick Oeuf to you.

                  • McG ⚽⚽ 03/06/2018 at 12:09 am

                    Tried opening on a dif browser?

                  • 61SpursNut 03/06/2018 at 12:09 am

                    Use a device on which you are not logged in to wordpress.

                    • UnkleTaff 03/06/2018 at 12:11 am

                      Ah, yes. That might help. I’m accessing his site via a fake IP address.

        • 61SpursNut 03/06/2018 at 12:01 am

          I am not unamused.

      • Flat Oeuf 02/06/2018 at 11:58 pm

        One doesn’t like to boast.

        • Caspurs 02/06/2018 at 11:59 pm

          Speak for yerself…

    • McG ⚽⚽ 02/06/2018 at 11:56 pm

      I had the exact same thoughts to your last two posts!

  • UnkleTaff 02/06/2018 at 11:57 pm

    Am I the only one reminded of the rivalry between Cheers and Gary’s Olde Town Tavern?

    • Flat Oeuf 02/06/2018 at 11:59 pm

      Ha, might need to revisit that

      • UnkleTaff 03/06/2018 at 12:01 am

        Second only to Bilko in the “Funniest sitcom of all time” award as far as I’m concerned.

        • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 03/06/2018 at 8:03 am

          Frazier then Cheers then Raymond for me.

      • McG ⚽⚽ 03/06/2018 at 12:02 am

        Too funny!

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 03/06/2018 at 8:01 am

      From memory I don’t think Cheers ever did very well against Gary’s. Which one are we? 😱

  • ronwol196061 03/06/2018 at 1:57 am

    I have no idea why Harry is getting upset about this. I don’t agree with what Harry did to RF and others but was always willing to give Harry the benefit of the doubt as I did respect Harry and the site he made and have been there since I think 2009. I do feel bad how he handled RF and Alex and others wasn’t very good and feel really bad about the whole thing. Its not like RF left and started his own. He was kicked out unfairly based on an overreaction by Harry.
    I said my piece at the time and left it at that. Because I did like Harry and his crazy site. But now he has taken the situation one more step.
    For now I am not writing there. And Ill still be respectful to him as he did put a lot into the site and we did/do have a relationship. Id like to see things better generally as there is now room for both sites. I believe in democracy and a democratic way or reason and doing things,not wanton slashing. Ive seen a bit to much of that. I wish I would have met Harry but unfortunately he couldn’t come down to see us as he was ill. Hight might have met all you lot and it might have changed him a little.It changed me. You all ceased to be words on a page and then I saw you as people as friends. I wish Harry would have met you all.

    • JonSpur 03/06/2018 at 4:24 pm

      I just moved this from the spam folder. Should I move it back or is it OK to leave it here?

      • Flat Oeuf 03/06/2018 at 5:25 pm

        Erm

        • Caspurs 03/06/2018 at 5:27 pm

          *Oeurm

          • Flat Oeuf 03/06/2018 at 5:34 pm

            Yes, quite

  • ronwol196061 03/06/2018 at 2:15 am

    ronwol196061
    13m ago
    I have no idea why Harry is getting upset about this. I don’t agree with what Harry did to RF and others but was always willing to give Harry the benefit of the doubt as I did respect Harry and the site he made and have been there since I think 2009. I do feel bad how he handled RF and Alex and others wasn’t very good and feel really bad about the whole thing. Its not like RF left and started his own. He was kicked out unfairly based on an overreaction by Harry.
    I said my piece at the time and left it at that. Because I did like Harry and his crazy site. But now he has taken the situation one more step.
    For now I am not writing there. And Ill still be respectful to him as he did put a lot into the site and we did/do have a relationship. Id like to see things better generally as there is now room for both sites. I believe in democracy and a democratic way or reason and doing things,not wanton slashing. Ive seen a bit to much of that. I wish I would have met Harry but unfortunately he couldn’t come down to see us as he was ill. Hight might have met all you lot and it might have changed him a little.It changed me. You all ceased to be words on a page and then I saw you as people as friends. I wish Harry would have met you all.

  • Flat Oeuf 03/06/2018 at 9:44 am

    Good Moaning All

    Plenty of transfer tidbits, rumours and outright fantasies.

    Jack Grealish, anyone?

    Kovacic available from Real, perchance?

    Swap Mousa for Ivan Perisic?

    It’s madness out there.

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 03/06/2018 at 10:11 am

      Grrealish reminds me of Dele without the goals, assists and blind side runs. The kid does have talent and looks like he can pick a pass but I’m not sure it can be developed into a really useful player.
      Mousa has got another couple of years in him yet, if he wants too stay that is. I’d like Martial but I’d move heaven and oeurth to get Rashford.

      • UnkleTaff 03/06/2018 at 10:25 am

        I haven’t watched Grealish play for a while now but first time I saw him I thought he looked like he could be something a bit special.

        Does he still play with his socks around his ankles?

        If so then he’s my kind of player and I think we should go for him.

        End of.

        • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 03/06/2018 at 10:50 am

          Just wondering, what if we got Sissoko to have his socks round his ankles…….?

          • UnkleTaff 03/06/2018 at 10:55 am

            I’d probably take him to my bed.

    • 61SpursNut 03/06/2018 at 12:02 pm

      That’s odd, cos he’s not quoted as saying such anywhere in that very small work of fiction.

    • foeorfreund 03/06/2018 at 2:37 pm

      And don’t forget, Coutinho said it was ok with him too.

      • foeorfreund 03/06/2018 at 2:37 pm

        I got my stripes!!!!

        • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 03/06/2018 at 2:39 pm

          Why the stripes?

          • foeorfreund 03/06/2018 at 2:48 pm

            Think it’s because I posted a blog. I’m now an author, how do you like them’s apples, FoFty junior???

            • UnkleTaff 03/06/2018 at 2:53 pm

              Ha-ha!

              You tell ‘im, Pike!

  • Caspurs 03/06/2018 at 3:10 pm

    American commentators, “down to the 18”, “double teamed”, I’m just waiting for them to call the goalkeeper a quarterback. Pfft.

  • foeorfreund 03/06/2018 at 6:19 pm

    Evening all. Lovely weather. How’s the family? Kids go back to school tomorrow, thank Christ. Anyone been in the garden today? What’s for dinner?

    • Caspurs 03/06/2018 at 6:27 pm

      A. Meh
      B. Oh
      C. Yeah

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 03/06/2018 at 6:31 pm

      A. Good
      B. Yes
      C. Shepherds pie

      • foeorfreund 03/06/2018 at 6:47 pm

        Roast chicken for me. I’m in a fowl mood.

    • Flat Oeuf 03/06/2018 at 6:47 pm

      1. Good
      2. Fackin’ A
      3. Beach
      4. Roast Chicken

      • Flat Oeuf 03/06/2018 at 6:48 pm

        I’m at the back door. FoF’s, not my own.

        • foeorfreund 03/06/2018 at 7:10 pm

          Great, I’ve got plenty!
          Plenty of chicken, anyhow. I am lacking a back door.

    • UnkleTaff 03/06/2018 at 7:00 pm

      A. Dogs are all good, thanks.
      B. Yup.
      C. Tofu and Tahini Casserole.

  • foeorfreund 03/06/2018 at 6:22 pm

    Why am I now the only one with a stripe? There’s no bloody kudos if it’s only me, in fact I feel quite isolated. Striped up.

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 03/06/2018 at 6:33 pm

      Underlining your face with a yellow line is brave by anyone’s standards. 🙂

  • foeorfreund 03/06/2018 at 7:12 pm

    I’m very happy to report that I no longer have logging on/refresh issues. My deets are automatic on all devices.

    • Caspurs 03/06/2018 at 7:15 pm

      I’m happy that you’re happy to report that you’re happy your deets are in order.
      Happy daze!

      • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 03/06/2018 at 7:26 pm

        Oi cut that happiness aht! This is a footy bloeug, no place for happiness!

    • mcg0001 03/06/2018 at 7:28 pm

      You’re also happy cos Real’s been at your back door!

      Family ok, garden yes, all you can eat Thai for dins, bloody lovely!!

      • foeorfreund 03/06/2018 at 8:01 pm

        He didn’t even take his boots off.

        • Flat Oeuf 03/06/2018 at 8:34 pm

          I didn’t dare, Jon would have killed me if I’d lost his favourite above-the-knee swarovski-adorned red PVC numbers with ‘Disco’ emblazoned on one steel toe cap and ‘Bitch’ on the other.

  • Flat Oeuf 04/06/2018 at 9:05 am

    New idle transfer bloeug:

    https://flatoeuf.com/?p=182

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