SpurAndy’s Bubblicious bloeug

 

The Boy in The Bubble

The thought occurred to me whilst having a cup of afternoon tea and tiffin that we, the football fan, live in a bubble (herein called The Bubble). Yes I hear you say, an outstanding epiphany that only Tibetan monks who have trained under the Lama could ever hope to achieve.

Allow me to digress at this point if I may but there’s a little known fact that the Dalai Lama is vegetarian. Every other day. The alternate days he eats meat. This could be why the chant ‘Om Mani Padme Hum’ was originally called Omnivore Pass me the Ham. Sorry bout that but the first bit is apparently true. Who’d have thunk it.

Anyway, back to The Bubble. This Bubble transcends all other bubbles in the known universe. Unlike other bubbles The Bubble has only one immutable law which is that the inhabitants of The Bubble (Bubblians) dictate that all members must have an overwhelming and insatiable desire for silverware in the arena of Association Football. Law (1a) goes further to state that any Bubblian not pledging complete and undying fealty to the Association Football and not sacrificing all their worldly goods is deemed to be of lower order and worthy only to have insults and oaths hurled at him/her for ever more. They are to be shunned and cursed within an inch of their miserable, pointless lives.

Bubblians have little or no understanding that total, undying, everlasting commitment to The Association Football is not a given for all who inhabit the Association Football sphere.  Of course, when I say sphere I really mean 2 dimensional surface.  The Bubblians expect that every last grote must be subsumed into the quest for shiny keepsakes to be admired and lasciviously leered at like Stringfellow used to with a new exotic dancer.

The reality is of course that the world and the vast majority of its denizens spins its way round the cosmos not caring a jot whether [insert name here] club has bought a new striker (who isn’t really a striker but more like a winger that inverts far too often). And even less that the fans of [insert name here] club are happy/miserable/undecided/confused as to said purchase of a striker (who isn’t really a striker but more like a winger that inverts far too often). They don’t understand or appreciate the nuances of the 3-3-1-3 formation played by Ajax in the 94/95 season. The tactical genius of the 3-6-1 formation employed by Australia under their erstwhile manager Gus Hidinck in 2006.  Indeed which Bubblian can forget where they were the first time they saw the 3-6-0 lineup, otherwise known as the ‘false nine’. Ahhh, it seems like only yesterday. In fact in cosmological terms it was only yesterday, at the 2010 World Cup that old Vicente Delboy for Espanya produced that rabbit out of the hat with Cesc Fibreglass playing the false nine role to devastating effect (the little barsteward).

So there we have it. The Bubble, colonised by the fair minded, the rational, the non self-entitled. Woe betide anybody, in whatever position of power in the Association of Football who takes advantage of these righteous people by not giving all their worldly goods in the pursuit of an electro-plated, inscribed receptacle that’s of absolutely no use to man nor beast that doesn’t reside in The Bubble.

Comments
  • 61SpursNut 15/06/2018 at 6:53 pm

    I was amused.

    But what is this “silverware” of which you speak?

  • Fat Bertha 15/06/2018 at 7:03 pm

    A delightful piece of whimsey.

    • Fat Bertha 15/06/2018 at 7:13 pm

      As Bunter is oft heard to remark about Lord Peter.

  • McG ⚽⚽ 15/06/2018 at 7:03 pm

    Ronaldone with a dive!! Good start though, Spain gotta play now…

  • ronwol196061 15/06/2018 at 7:07 pm

    I love your style of writing Andy fantastic! Keep it up. Its far superior to Ronglish, its Rightish.
    About the Bubbles and Hammers,its more Stratford upon Whitechapel than Stratford upon Avon but brilliant nonetheless a kingdom for my jellied eels.
    Great mushy piece.

  • UnkleTaff 15/06/2018 at 7:08 pm

    UnkleTaff

    Right, seeing how I’m on something of a roll…

    I can’t see Portugal giving Spain any problems at all tonight. I confidently predict a comfortable Spain victory and a good number of close-ups showing an extremely frustrated Cristiano Ronaldo.

    Class may be temporary but form is permanent.

    🙂

    • ronwol196061 15/06/2018 at 7:11 pm

      Class has beaten form.
      Were you a prefect?

      • Fat Bertha 15/06/2018 at 7:40 pm

        He wasn’t that good.

  • Fat Bertha 15/06/2018 at 7:10 pm

    In other news Ronaldo has just accepted a two year suspended prison sentence and £16m fine for tax evasion.

    • 61SpursNut 15/06/2018 at 7:14 pm

      Whattaguy!

      • Fat Bertha 15/06/2018 at 7:17 pm

        Top lad. One of the boys.

        • ronwol196061 15/06/2018 at 7:18 pm

          Fines

  • ronwol196061 15/06/2018 at 7:23 pm

    Bubblelonians…

  • Fat Bertha 15/06/2018 at 7:27 pm

    I’ve always rather liked the Portuguese, not just because they are Great Britain’s oldest allies, or because a certain Sr Oeuf a bit of gueser, but because they’re always had good players and played the game in an attractive style.

  • Fat Bertha 15/06/2018 at 7:28 pm

    Great game. Just a pity Ronaldo and Costa are so good.

  • Fat Bertha 15/06/2018 at 7:35 pm

    So many empty seats.

  • Fat Bertha 15/06/2018 at 7:36 pm

    Crisp passing from Nacho.

    • McG ⚽⚽ 15/06/2018 at 7:38 pm

      That Dorito’s on fire..

      • Fat Bertha 15/06/2018 at 7:48 pm

        That’s Corny.

        • McG ⚽⚽ 15/06/2018 at 8:15 pm

          I’d have gone with cheesey, but fair enough!

          • Fat Bertha 15/06/2018 at 8:34 pm

            Amaizeing.

  • Sexy Beast 15/06/2018 at 7:38 pm

    I love squeezing bubble wrap until all the bubbles are gone, am i the only one?
    Costa, what a player!

  • Fat Bertha 15/06/2018 at 7:46 pm

    De Gea wants investigating.

  • UnkleTaff 15/06/2018 at 7:58 pm

    Funnily enough, I don’t mind Costa at all now that he’s left Chelsea.

    What on earth were they thinking by getting rid of him? Madness.

    • ronwol196061 15/06/2018 at 8:14 pm

      I think when Mourinho changed the tactics that season half way through…Costa had enough of his bullshit

  • UnkleTaff 15/06/2018 at 8:00 pm

    Two observations from that first half:

    1) Ronaldo dived for the penalty, and

    2) Costa elbowed Pepe prior to scoring his goal.

    If VAR can’t identify these transgressions then what’s the f*cking point of having it?

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 15/06/2018 at 8:07 pm

      I believe VAR is there to rectify clear and obvious errors. Both of those instances were down to interpretation by the ref so weren’t overturned. Admittedly fine lines but personally I think it was a pen but the other one could have gone either way.

      • McG ⚽⚽ 15/06/2018 at 8:16 pm

        Nicely written btw!

        • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 15/06/2018 at 8:18 pm

          Wot about me bloeug! 😁

      • UnkleTaff 15/06/2018 at 8:57 pm

        I take your point about VAR but that was never a penalty for me. Ronaldo felt the slightest of touches and threw himself to the floor. No way was that contact enough to knock him over but that’s the way the modern game is I’m afraid.

        • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 15/06/2018 at 9:03 pm

          It is the modern game but the poorer for it. I’d hope one day that there would be some sort of AI that gives an unbiased, definitive view whether there was deliberate contact and if it warranted a foul or pen.

          • Fat Bertha 15/06/2018 at 9:04 pm

            Albert Ienstein.

          • UnkleTaff 15/06/2018 at 9:14 pm

            It certainly doesn’t help when pundits say things like “he felt contact so he was entitled to go down”.

            Entitled?

  • McG ⚽⚽ 15/06/2018 at 8:16 pm

    Biddy biddy biddy, Portugal 2, Spain 3

    • ronwol196061 15/06/2018 at 8:17 pm

      And Ronglish picked……

  • Caspurs 15/06/2018 at 8:25 pm

    Seize wot eye dun there?

  • Caspurs 15/06/2018 at 8:45 pm

  • Sexy Beast 15/06/2018 at 8:46 pm

    Facky hell that was a great free kick.

  • foeorfreund 15/06/2018 at 8:49 pm

    Great bloggin rAndy, enjoyed that very much.

  • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 15/06/2018 at 8:50 pm

    Hehe, thanks Cas and I 😍 you all.

    • foeorfreund 15/06/2018 at 8:52 pm

      And a yellow line!
      Follow the yellow blog line
      Follow the yellow blog line

      • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 15/06/2018 at 8:53 pm

        Woop, woop. Top of the world Ma!

  • foeorfreund 15/06/2018 at 8:51 pm

    Fat Bertha

    De Gea wants investigating.

    Crack’s on the case.

    • Fat Bertha 15/06/2018 at 8:54 pm

      Exactly what I thought.

  • Ronwol196061 15/06/2018 at 8:53 pm

    Incredible goal
    Hate the dick. But Amazing

    • Ronwol196061 15/06/2018 at 8:53 pm

      Cost my the points too!

      • Fat Bertha 15/06/2018 at 8:56 pm

        I’m Spain.

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 15/06/2018 at 8:54 pm

      Have to say he is special, annoying but very special.

    • foeorfreund 15/06/2018 at 8:56 pm

      Yerp. Hate the dick, but rate the dick.

    • UnkleTaff 15/06/2018 at 9:01 pm

      He shinned it.

      • Ronwol196061 15/06/2018 at 10:41 pm

        The best free kick Ive ever seen
        Perfection.

  • UnkleTaff 15/06/2018 at 8:59 pm

    Good luck to Morocco and Iran trying to get out of that group.

    • Ronwol196061 15/06/2018 at 10:40 pm

      You can take Morroco and Iran out of Russia…

      Ive confused meself…

  • foeorfreund 15/06/2018 at 9:07 pm

    That’s the first game I’ve watched. Well, part watched, about 20mins of the 2nd half.
    And I won’t see the England game Monday, going to watch Pearl Jam.
    What a shite football fan I am.

    • Flat Oeuf 15/06/2018 at 9:13 pm

      Same here mate, apart from the Pearl Jam bit.

    • Fat Bertha 15/06/2018 at 9:20 pm

      Who is Pearl, and what instrument does she play? Oh, wait… Pearl’s a singer who stands up when she plays the piano.

    • 61SpursNut 15/06/2018 at 10:04 pm

      I watched some cherry jam as it was emptied from its pot this morning. Lurvely.

      • Fat Bertha 15/06/2018 at 10:14 pm

        Jam? For breakfast?! How gauche.

        • 61SpursNut 15/06/2018 at 10:22 pm

          None was left.

          • Sexy Beast 15/06/2018 at 10:32 pm

            No jam tomorrow?

            • Flat Oeuf 16/06/2018 at 5:41 am

  • Caspurs 15/06/2018 at 11:14 pm

    Bug Kann & The Plastic Jam

    • McG ⚽⚽ 15/06/2018 at 11:42 pm

      Nice 🙂

  • McG ⚽⚽ 15/06/2018 at 11:26 pm
    • Ronwol196061 16/06/2018 at 12:45 am

      Interesting. Bielsa,Pochs messiah…

  • Caspurs 15/06/2018 at 11:52 pm

    Walk to the sky lounge, fakky awesome!
    https://twitter.com/Billywingrove/status/1007742262883831808

    • 61SpursNut 16/06/2018 at 12:38 am

      I would!

  • Ronwol196061 16/06/2018 at 12:43 am

    I love Andys intellectualism:

    ‘Allow me to digress at this point if I may but there’s a little known fact that the Dalai Lama is vegetarian. Every other day. The alternate days he eats meat.

    Every other day,Taff is a Gooner,that still makes him a Tottenham supporter,I guess

  • Ronwol196061 16/06/2018 at 12:46 am

    Andy watched the first Deep State..pretty good….
    Thought you mentioned it….

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 16/06/2018 at 5:37 am

      Yep, still have a couple to see but I like Mark Strong and I think he helps to raise it a notch or two.
      There’s another BBC series called Collateral which I’ve just started. First episode seems pretty good. 👍

      • Ronwol196061 16/06/2018 at 10:38 am

        Saw the second episode of Deep State.So far its very well made but its also lacking something,maybe a bit too slick and serious but very well made.
        Did you see The Looming Tower?

        • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 16/06/2018 at 10:43 am

          Got it on my watch list Ron. You rated it I think?

          • Ronwol196061 16/06/2018 at 10:47 am

            Yes its excellent and Jeff Daniels is a great actor

            • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 16/06/2018 at 10:49 am

              If you’re into dark comedies I’ve just discovered Flowers with Olivia Coleman in it. I think it’s very funny. Second series out know.

              • Ronwol196061 16/06/2018 at 11:01 am

                Not so much but I like anything thats good quality ,will take a look

              • Ronwol196061 16/06/2018 at 11:13 am

                One of my favourite comedies was Gavin and Stacey. Its been a long time

              • Ronwol196061 16/06/2018 at 11:14 am

                By the way did you see Patrick Melrose???

                • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 16/06/2018 at 11:20 am

                  Seen it advertised and Brenda Cumberbatch is my daughters favourite actor so will try and get it when I can. It was on Sky Atlantic which I don’t have. My normal sources of unsubscribed stuff, on kodi, are drying up atm.

                  • Ronwol196061 16/06/2018 at 11:29 am

                    His acting in this one is absolutely academy award brilliant. The production is top notch. It takes a lot of chances and the quality is great.

  • McG ⚽⚽ 16/06/2018 at 8:13 am

    Alli contract announcement imminent apparently… Eriksen next & that’s a good show of intent. Quite a few saying we signed this lad Wilmar too, looks decent in the tackle, can see a few cards in him tho:

    • Flat Oeuf 16/06/2018 at 9:01 am

      We only need this guy if both Mousa and Victor are leaving. He doesn’t look like the creative CM we need, as much as I like his style.

      • Superspoz 🏆 16/06/2018 at 9:22 am

        Unless were going to play the totally unorthodox and never seen before 2-7-1 formation where 3 defensive midfielders is an absolute must.

        • Caspurs 16/06/2018 at 10:52 am

          Isn’t it obvious? We’d play him just behind Kane to ensure the opposition never get out of their own penalty area…

      • Ronwol196061 16/06/2018 at 10:46 am

        Watched this Barrios before he looks the business. I think for the CM its difficult to get everything in one CM. Its not a question of just creativity,Flat. Its about being strong,moving the ball well and also aiding the attack with passes that eventually end up in goals. Our DM’s are not like that and quite frankly not is Dembele. Dembele can dribble and pass and tackle and protect the ball and do all of that..except he doesnt directly add to the attack. For a CM that makes him not good enough at the top of that scale.
        This bloke is good. He looks like he can add to the attack and still strong in the tackle etc.
        I think you are thinking more of a Modric. Eriksen maybe able to move into that type of player but he needs to get a little muscle to be in that rigorous job

  • Superspoz 🏆 16/06/2018 at 9:19 am

    Morning all.
    Good stuff, nicely put Andy.

  • Sexy Beast 16/06/2018 at 10:53 am

    I had a look onYouTube last night at this Barrios chap and was totally underwhelmed!
    Let’s have a look at him for Columbia…..

    • Ronwol196061 16/06/2018 at 11:02 am

      He is perfect for Pochs system though if he is good enough for the PL

  • Ronwol196061 16/06/2018 at 11:16 am

    The Aussies are not very good footie players but France may find it difficult to break them down but I dont think the Aussies have that much

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 16/06/2018 at 11:23 am

      At least there’s a full crowd. Still think it’s an outrageous travesty that Sissoko isn’t playing.

      • Ronwol196061 16/06/2018 at 11:25 am

        Are any of these Aussies better than Sissoko?

        • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 16/06/2018 at 11:29 am

          Mooe and Jedinak?

          • Ronwol196061 16/06/2018 at 11:37 am

            pretty boring game. France are full of little touches and the Aussies look like they are ready to play cricket

            • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 16/06/2018 at 11:38 am

              You ain’t wrong Ron, the Aussies have already started ball tampering.

              • Ronwol196061 16/06/2018 at 11:47 am

                That was the worst half of footie ive seen in a while. Hackney Marshes.

        • UnkleTaff 16/06/2018 at 11:53 am

          Are any of these French players?

  • UnkleTaff 16/06/2018 at 11:55 am

    France: so much individual reputation, so little quality.

    There’s only one member of that French team I’d like to see at Spurs … and he already is.

  • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 16/06/2018 at 12:06 pm

    Where has the crowd gone? Half the stadium haven’t come back for the second half?

  • HD 16/06/2018 at 12:07 pm

    Delightful Andrew! Now to put some bubble wrap on my golf game.

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 16/06/2018 at 12:08 pm

      Cheers, how’s the golf going HD?

  • HD 16/06/2018 at 12:14 pm

    Great tourney, great fun with my son, Tom, who is an excellent player. We are in the hunt. My son’s father needs to keep his nerve. 😳

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 16/06/2018 at 12:16 pm

      I’ve got every faith in you. You can’t be as bad as McIlroy atm!

  • Caspurs 16/06/2018 at 12:15 pm

    Ronwol196061

    Are any of these Aussies better than Sissoko?

    Yes:
    Rod Laver
    Cathy Freeman
    Don Bradman
    Ian Thorpe
    Shane Warne
    Betty Cuthbert
    To name but a few….

    • HD 16/06/2018 at 12:15 pm

      Adam Scott

      • Caspurs 16/06/2018 at 12:17 pm

        Ooh, controversial…

    • Ronwol196061 16/06/2018 at 12:16 pm

      Surely Rolf Harris

  • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 16/06/2018 at 12:18 pm

    France now playing volleyball.

  • Caspurs 16/06/2018 at 12:18 pm

    Has Lloris ever saved a penalty?

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 16/06/2018 at 12:19 pm

      In training?

      • Caspurs 16/06/2018 at 12:20 pm

        Was it in a 5-a side game?

        • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 16/06/2018 at 12:22 pm

          No chance, think it was when him and Sissoko stayed behind. 😄

    • MysteriousStranger 16/06/2018 at 12:21 pm

      He must have saved one once… to be honest though that France pen was a joke, if you can see the defender make contact with the ball first as he did (however minimal it was) how can you award a pen on the basis of VAR? Seems like another contentious one. Just as replay reviews often yield contentious results in NFL. It’s a menace.

      • Ronwol196061 16/06/2018 at 12:23 pm

        MS mate!!!

        • MysteriousStranger 16/06/2018 at 12:23 pm

          Salute Ronnie!

          • Ronwol196061 16/06/2018 at 12:25 pm

            Whats on the turntable?

            • MysteriousStranger 16/06/2018 at 12:27 pm
              • Ronwol196061 16/06/2018 at 12:31 pm

                Its too much drum and base for me..good for an intro

                • MysteriousStranger 16/06/2018 at 12:40 pm

                  😂 I spared you the rap too! I know you like your jazz smooooooth.

                  • Ronwol196061 16/06/2018 at 12:42 pm

                    True but it can be a bit edgy…not so muzak…

                  • Ronwol196061 16/06/2018 at 12:42 pm

                    Been listening to Coltrane lately and Munk

                    • MysteriousStranger 16/06/2018 at 12:54 pm

                      New “lost” Coltrane album comes out in a couple of weeks – Both Directions At Once. Only 55 years after it was recorded!

                    • Ronwol196061 16/06/2018 at 1:31 pm

                      Great MS thanks will take a listen when it comes out

                  • Ronwol196061 16/06/2018 at 12:44 pm

                    Ive got Spotify its brilliant making Playlists…mixing Jazz with other stuff

          • Ronwol196061 16/06/2018 at 12:28 pm

            MS,Going to a Jill Scott concert Tuesday I think

            • MysteriousStranger 16/06/2018 at 12:30 pm

              Wow. Envious! What a treat for the ears that should be.

              • Ronwol196061 16/06/2018 at 12:35 pm

                Yes should be great.I also like some of the songs she does that are more jazz and she one she did with Lupe Fiasco..Daydream but not sure if she can do a rendition of that

      • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 16/06/2018 at 12:23 pm

        Agree MS, VAR is supposed to be for obvious mistakes. That wasnt obvious by any means.

        • MysteriousStranger 16/06/2018 at 12:31 pm

          Indeed. Praise for the bloggins, by the way mate! 👍🏻

          • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 16/06/2018 at 12:34 pm

            Danke 😁

    • MysteriousStranger 16/06/2018 at 12:23 pm

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtmCTgfgQLs

      It’s not a particularly long video. 😀

  • Ronwol196061 16/06/2018 at 12:22 pm

    Mr Bean Footie if you ask me. Millions watching this crap

  • UnkleTaff 16/06/2018 at 1:07 pm

    Has the law been changed so that you can still be deemed to have fouled a player AFTER you’ve played the ball? I was under the impression that a free kick could be awarded if the challenge was a reckless one, but there was nothing reckless about that challenge in my view.

    And I’m not convinced the whole of the ball crossed the whole of the line for that French winner, either. What I saw was a cartoon representation of the decision; I would liked to have seen photographic evidence of it.

    • Caspurs 16/06/2018 at 1:14 pm

      Pfft, sore loser! Vive la France!!!!

    • Ronwol196061 16/06/2018 at 1:32 pm

      you were knocking the french even when L’Arse were tremendous I bet

  • Caspurs 16/06/2018 at 8:13 pm

    After a week of toilsome gardening, my appreciation of astro turf and plastic plants has grown immensely.
    And I’m not even finished yet.. : (

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 16/06/2018 at 8:30 pm

      I find one of these works.

      • Caspurs 16/06/2018 at 9:03 pm

        Can you account for your whereabouts late yesterday evening?

        • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 16/06/2018 at 9:06 pm

          I was round Fat Bertha’s watching a scary movie. He’ll vouch for me.

    • Fat Bertha 16/06/2018 at 8:55 pm

      Astroturf and plastic plants don’t ‘grow’. They’re plastic. Just sayin’.

  • Fat Bertha 16/06/2018 at 8:25 pm

    Messi flops in a major tournament again.

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 16/06/2018 at 8:31 pm

      Flat track bully.

      • Fat Bertha 16/06/2018 at 8:35 pm

        Can’t talk now, I’ve just put a scary movie on and I want to make sure it finishes before it gets dark.

        • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 16/06/2018 at 8:38 pm

          Just skip through the bit where Bambi’s mother dies and it’ll be cushy.

          • Fat Bertha 16/06/2018 at 8:41 pm

            I don’t watch films that feature gratuitous animal cruelty.

          • Fat Bertha 16/06/2018 at 8:45 pm

            Wait! Bambi Gascoigne of Sale of the Century fame?! That’s awful.

            • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 16/06/2018 at 8:49 pm

              I didn’t know Bamber did Sale of the Century. Thought he was more high brow than that. Mustav been short of a few Bob I spose.

              • Fat Bertha 16/06/2018 at 8:53 pm

                That’s *Mr* Bamber to you.

                • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 16/06/2018 at 8:58 pm

                  I’ve embarrassed myself, haven’t I? Grateful if we can never mention it again. 😳

                • Ronwol196061 16/06/2018 at 8:58 pm

                  Bamber Gascoigne
                  For starters
                  I was much better
                  at Jeopardy

                  • Fat Bertha 16/06/2018 at 9:02 pm

                    That’s clear from your approach to the English language.

        • Fat Bertha 16/06/2018 at 8:39 pm

          *the film finishes before night falls

          • Flat Oeuf 16/06/2018 at 10:16 pm

            Depends what time you start it and the length of the film.

  • Ronwol196061 16/06/2018 at 8:59 pm

    Ronwol196061
    MS,Going to a Jill Scott concert Tuesday I think

    Its the following week

    • Fat Bertha 16/06/2018 at 9:01 pm

      Should still be good, though.

    • Superspoz 🏆 16/06/2018 at 10:39 pm

      By Jill Scott do you mean Gill Scott Heron? If so, WOW, I’m jealous.

      • Fat Bertha 16/06/2018 at 10:47 pm
        • Superspoz 🏆 16/06/2018 at 11:05 pm

          Wait! Are you trying to tell me that he correctly spelt the name?
          Shit, he’s been hacked!

          • MysteriousStranger 16/06/2018 at 11:22 pm

            It’d be some achievement if he could see someone live in the coming weeks who has been dead for seven years. 😀

            • Caspurs 17/06/2018 at 12:13 am

              Ron sees a lot of things, I’m not sure they all exist, just sayin..

              • McG ⚽⚽ 17/06/2018 at 12:16 am

                He meant Spoz I think..

                • Fat Bertha 17/06/2018 at 12:21 am

                  Cas sees a lot of things, I’m not sure they all exist, just sayin..

                • McG ⚽⚽ 17/06/2018 at 12:28 am

                  Casper..

  • AntSpurs 16/06/2018 at 11:12 pm

    Evening Tinkers, Tailors, Soldiers and Sailors. So this is where the VIP’s are hanging. Great work Andy, love what you’ve done with the place, who else is in on running this gig ?

    • 61SpursNut 16/06/2018 at 11:24 pm

      Evenin’ Antman. Welcome to the other madhouse!

      • AntSpurs 17/06/2018 at 12:00 am

        Nice one Nuts.

    • Flat Oeuf 17/06/2018 at 5:23 am

      Welcome, AntSpurs. Re responsibility, please refer all complaints to Fat Bertha. Good to see you here.

  • DAVID 16/06/2018 at 11:42 pm

    Welcome MS and Ant, hope all is good.

    • AntSpurs 17/06/2018 at 12:01 am

      Thanks David, all good in da hood. Hope tings are cool for you.

  • McG ⚽⚽ 16/06/2018 at 11:59 pm

    This is more like it, home from home!! Alright Ant?!!! Hello Mys too, hope you fully recovered from a while back?!

    • AntSpurs 17/06/2018 at 12:02 am

      Easy Maccy Gees.

      • McG ⚽⚽ 17/06/2018 at 12:04 am

        There’s a prize on here for first on each blog btw.

        • AntSpurs 17/06/2018 at 12:10 am

          Any boobies, don’t mind a boobie prize.

          • Fat Bertha 17/06/2018 at 12:14 am

            One love.

            • AntSpurs 17/06/2018 at 12:19 am

              Respec

  • McG ⚽⚽ 17/06/2018 at 12:01 am

    I guess getting Mexico in the sweep stake was meant to be, my grav is the Mexico ’86 mascot! (Panama was def still a fix.)

  • Caspurs 17/06/2018 at 12:10 am

    Evenin Ant, willkommen.

    • AntSpurs 17/06/2018 at 12:12 am

      Obrigado Senor Cas.

      • McG ⚽⚽ 17/06/2018 at 12:17 am

        Port you geezer

        • AntSpurs 17/06/2018 at 12:20 am

          Quite like a drop of port, I might have to start doing a Lineker.

          • McG ⚽⚽ 17/06/2018 at 12:22 am

            You’ve already done a Gary…

  • Fat Bertha 17/06/2018 at 12:15 am

    Wotcha Mys. Big op ya ches’ rudie.

  • Caspurs 17/06/2018 at 12:22 am

    No, that’s our comic hero Spoz you’re thinking of.

  • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 17/06/2018 at 8:25 am

    Good to have you on here Ant, welcome.

  • Superspoz 🏆 17/06/2018 at 9:29 am

    MysteriousStranger
    It’d be some achievement if he could see someone live in the coming weeks who has been dead for seven years.

    D’OH!

  • UnkleTaff 17/06/2018 at 10:23 am

    So, two minutes into my first motorcycle ride for 10 years and it occurs to me I don’t have any wing mirrors. A scary venture just got even scarier.

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 17/06/2018 at 10:24 am

      Yikes, though texting while your motorcycling must be even more scarier.

    • Flat Oeuf 17/06/2018 at 10:27 am

  • Flat Oeuf 17/06/2018 at 10:29 am
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