Sissoko the Marmite Man.

Sissoko the enigma, the player who’s rarely if ever seen in the celebrity haunts, who seems to get a certain amount of dogs abuse which ever club he’s at. A man who keeps his life off the pitch with his 6 year old son Kai and partner very much out of the public eye. So who is this guy who despite playing for his  country over 50 times, a country that has won the World Cup twice, is looked upon as a bit of a comical character who some say can trap the ball further than he can kick it?
Moussa Sissoko was born on the 16th of August, 1989 in Le Blanc-Mesnil, France. He was born to parents of Malian decent whom little is known about. Sissoko’s mother was a housewife while his father worked as a construction worker at the time of his birth.
Sissoko was born as the eldest of four children, with three younger sisters.
Young Sissoko started his career in football enrolling at a youth club, Esperance Aulnay when he was only six. Esperance Aulnay is a youth club based in nearby Aulnay-sous-Bois, a suburb in northeastern Paris where he stayed for three years.
His youth club career then took a step up when he joined Red Star Paris on a season-long stint. It was at Red Star that Sissoko put up impressive performances that secured him a move to Toulouse in 2003 where he first started to come to the attention of the wider football community. He progressed through all stages of the France junior teams from U16 to U21 between 2005 to 2011 but got his first full cap in 2009.

It was at Toulouse that Sissoko made his Champions League debut in 2007.
In 2009 he began to get interest  from Tottenham Hotspur as well as Manchester City, Inter Milan, Juventus and German giants Bayern Munich, although a move never materialized due to his club’s unwillingness to let him go. Moussa finally left for Newcastle in the 2013 where he stayed until they got relegated in 2016. He apparently formed a close relationship with Benitez during his time with the club but must have realised that while Ashley was in charge he would be very unlikely to win anything hence his reason for coming to Spurs 😏.
He has a love for DC comic characters Spiderman and Superman and is also a lover of French music.
Moussa Sissoko is clearly a marmite (with a hint of Scotch bonnet) character. His many detractors site his often ungainly attempts to control the ball. His inability to hit a cows backside with a banjo in from of goal. His occasional wayward passes. Even his recent improvements over the last few matches are stated as coming from such a low starting point as to be insignificant compared to his team mates.
The other side of the coin shows him as someone who’s head never drops. Who always presents himself to receive a pass (not the case when he first joined). A player who can go on a storming run deep into the opposition half. A player who Poch clearly trusts. A player who the fans are now singing songs about. He will never win over all the fans, his failings, for some, will always outway his contribution to the team and when he leaves us I suspect it will be the same at his next club as it was previously at Newcastle. It’s who he is.
This may be extrapolating a comparison too far but take a player like Berbatov. Capable of two or three moments of outstanding brilliance per game. The rest of the time, he didn’t look like he could be bothered to be on the pitch. There’s laid back and there’s comatose and at times in my opinion he was the latter. Nevertheless all his failings and thoughts what he could have been if he tried like Kane, were normally forgotten just for those few fleeting moments of brilliance. Sissoko doesn’t have those moments of brilliance but he does have the desire and effort to do his very best on the pitch. It’s not his fault he’s paid huge dollops of wonga, he can only do what he can do, nothing more.
A simile can be found in the everyday workplace. Should we deride a co-worker just because they can’t do the job as well as us? I’d suggest not. It’s not their fault they’ve been put in that position and maybe being paid more than their colleague. Blame the management, yes, but not the person, assuming of course they’re are trying their hardest.
Personally for me, while he’s wearing the chicken badge and giving his usual 100% I’m happy to support him in his endeavours, but if I’m honest, whilst occasionally muttering the odd obscenity under my breath about his frustrating inadequacies during a match. He is not an Adebayor or someone who’s happiest when he’s on the celebrity pages he’s a guy that gives his all and that’s all I can ask for.

  • stevo1987 20/11/2018 at 9:01 pm

    Can’t you just buy a new one and save the hassle?

  • Matt 20/11/2018 at 9:35 pm

    OMG. Harry is smashing it again on I’m a celebrity. I genuinely think he can go all the way.

  • Chauvelin 20/11/2018 at 9:58 pm

    Good grief Taff, we’re lucky to still have you with us to tell the tale. I find it unlikely you’ll be the only one who has suffered from poor workmanship from this mechanic. Any way of finding out if there is previous? It would be justification to go elsewhere.

  • AntSpurs 20/11/2018 at 10:21 pm

    Is suming going on here??? First Sexy , now Unk, Bounty anyone?

    Keep eyes peeled chaps. For what it’s worth Taff, without knowing this chaps character, other than being a reputable, respected mechanic, if you’re happy with having a refund and are not looking to take it any further than that, I concur with Mac G. That’s how I would do it. You are well within your right to have it repaired elsewhere at his cost, that’s obvious. Good luck with it Taff, don’t let ‘em knock you off your perch. 🤘there’s never enough Hells Angels.

    • Chauvelin 20/11/2018 at 10:53 pm

      What about The Outlaws?

    • UnkleTaff 20/11/2018 at 11:12 pm

      I think realistically the best I can hope for is to get the work done at his expense. Asking for a further refund might be pushing it a bit.

      • Chauvelin 20/11/2018 at 11:15 pm

        Good luck. What a bummer to think your vintage bike was road ready and then this.

        • UnkleTaff 21/11/2018 at 12:10 am

          It’s certainly taken the shine off the whole thing.

  • Ronwol196061 21/11/2018 at 12:24 am

    The thought had occurred to me.

    In that case I would talk to him straightly that he should take responsibility as he has a good reputation and shouldn’t have let some inexperienced kid at your bike

  • MiT 21/11/2018 at 4:23 am

    Taff, very thankful that you were not stranded, let alone injured or worse.

    I would ask if the present mechanic is willing to step to the pulpit on your behalf. If he is, then you have outstanding grounds to have the work done elsewhere with his responsibility to fund it, and a great case to back you.

    Appreciate the willingness to solve it amicably considering the circumstances.

    • UnkleTaff 21/11/2018 at 10:33 am

      He is. I think he’s quite disgusted that someone in the motorcycle fraternity is letting the side down.

  • merrance 21/11/2018 at 4:27 am

    Taff it sounds to me that that engine will never be the same again,I think the bike has had it , the bloke owes you another one the same model.I wouldnt want to ride it again even after it is supposedly fixed.too much internal damage for it ever to be the same again,

  • merrance 21/11/2018 at 4:30 am

    hey HD you are looking a bit Mad lately

    • Fatty B 21/11/2018 at 8:51 am

      You’re looking a bit Daring.

  • Flat Oeuf 21/11/2018 at 5:08 am


    Is Flatty is a witness protection program. Is he MIA?

    I’m alive Ron, and a free man. Have just had to have my head in work since mid-August after a distracting beginning to the year.

    Sorry to read of our SB’s leg-endary fall and subsequent wait for surgery etc. Sounds horribly painful and I wish you a clean recovery mate.

    Also, Taff’s motorbike trials above. I really feel for you with all that time, effort and expectation of having something treasured and fun then being dashed through sloppy workmanship.

    Finally, I’m organising a little Flat Oeuf Christmas jamboree on the night of the Barça game, 11th December. If you haven’t had an invite it’s coz I haven’t got your details, so email me at For our overseas contingent, hope to see you at the new place in the new year (2nd March 2019 vs the Arse to be the first game??!?!)

    • Fatty B 21/11/2018 at 8:21 am


    • Fatty B 21/11/2018 at 8:31 am

      *I bet I know who recorded the footage … is what I should have said.

      • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 21/11/2018 at 10:17 am

        Never Mind the Bollocks its the Spurs Pistols!
        Give them a break…..this happens wiv youf today.

      • McG ⚽⚽ 21/11/2018 at 10:18 am

        I just hope this hasn’t p*ssed Poch off too much! We need him back in the starting line up Sat, this doesn’t help his cause.

        • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 21/11/2018 at 10:20 am

          I’m not sure you can hear what he’s saying other than from the gooner who’s filming it. One of the hotels flunkies apparently comes over to get a selfie at one point. If it was kicking off I’d doubt he’d be doing that. Nothing to see here.

          • McG ⚽⚽ 21/11/2018 at 10:31 am

            Agree it all a bit tame, but he should be in bed at 5am in the morning (if it is 5am).

  • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 21/11/2018 at 10:20 am

    about the bike Taff,the first conversation should be civil.Let him own up to what he did wrong and apologise and give him a chance to put it right.
    Then you have got him

    • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 21/11/2018 at 10:22 am

      Just tell im the Essex Boys will be on his case if it don’t get sorted.

      • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 21/11/2018 at 10:25 am

        In March of next year we could send in the Yanks as a first wave and follow that with Fatty in full regalia

        • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 21/11/2018 at 10:26 am

          I’m not sure Fatty could get any fuller.

    • UnkleTaff 21/11/2018 at 10:31 am

      I have given him plenty of opportunities to both apologise and admit liability, but he has done neither so far. When I first told him of the problem (and before either of us were aware of the full extent of it) he said any repair would would have to be carried out at my expense as, in his opinion, the gearbox was “fine” when it left his workshop. Subsequent events have revealed that this clearly was not the case, so this is obviously in my favour.

      • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 21/11/2018 at 10:59 am

        Can you get a company with credentials to check the bike over Taff and make a report
        and then take him to court?

        • UnkleTaff 21/11/2018 at 11:09 am

          This is pretty much what I have done. Based on the evidence that my current mechanic has uncovered, the guy who originally did the work has changed his stance from “any repair work would need to be carried out at your (i.e. my) my expense as the bike was fine when it left the workshop” to “I’ll collect it and fix it free of charge”.

          This is the closest I’ve got to an admission of liability so far.

          • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 21/11/2018 at 11:12 am


  • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 21/11/2018 at 10:28 am

    This is a fantastic article on how we should beat Chelsea,inspired by Christian Eriksen. To be honest its the bloke that wrote the article is the biggest genius, revealing how words by word how we will dissect the Chavs. Really its a super bit of journalism.

    • McG ⚽⚽ 21/11/2018 at 10:58 am

      Sarcasm won’t get you far in life Ron!

      • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 21/11/2018 at 11:00 am


  • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 21/11/2018 at 10:48 am

    Just sitting in my mancave and I can see 7 magpies sitting in a tree next to me. Is that good or bad?

    • Chauvelin 21/11/2018 at 10:52 am

      I’m sorry, that is a secret…

      • 89Spurs 👁 22/11/2018 at 3:01 pm

        Never too be told !

    • McG ⚽⚽ 21/11/2018 at 10:53 am

      Salute them for good luck.

    • Chauvelin 21/11/2018 at 10:53 am

      If you could get one of them to scarper, you’ll be quids in.

      • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 21/11/2018 at 10:54 am

        I’ve just shot it…

        • McG ⚽⚽ 21/11/2018 at 10:55 am

          A dirty look?

          • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 21/11/2018 at 10:57 am

            A 12 bore dirty look.
            PS only joking

            • McG ⚽⚽ 21/11/2018 at 10:59 am

              I know, you shot it with your polaroid didn’t you?!

    • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 21/11/2018 at 11:03 am

      Magpies oh geordie geordie!

    • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 21/11/2018 at 11:02 am

      If so I might buy a PSG shirt

    • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 21/11/2018 at 11:05 am

      Bring out the old Chav and Dave Rabiot Rabiot

      • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 21/11/2018 at 11:08 am

        You got a beautiful chin, you got beautiful skin, you’ve got a beautiful face, you’ve got taste

        You’ve got beautiful eyes, you’ve got beautiful thighs
        You’ve got alot without a doubt, but I’m thinking ’bout blowing you out, cos

        You won’t stop talking, why don’t you give it a rest
        You got more rabbiot than Sainsbury’s, it’s time you got it off ya chest
        Now you was just the type of girl to break my heart in two
        I knew right off when I first clapped my eyes on you
        But how was I to know you’d bend my earholes too with your incessant talking
        You’re becoming a pest

        Rabbiot, Rabbiot, Rabbiot, Rabbiot

        • Chauvelin 21/11/2018 at 11:11 am

          That’s a long chant.

          • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 21/11/2018 at 11:13 am

            We have forever to figure it out as is this thing really going to happen. What could be in the cards is Rabiot plus cash for Eriksen.

            • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 21/11/2018 at 11:19 am
              • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 21/11/2018 at 11:20 am

                Maybe Ginola will seal the deal

            • Chauvelin 21/11/2018 at 11:20 am

              Hmm. Is that good?

              • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 21/11/2018 at 11:25 am

                Personally Im not an Eriksen fan though i do think he has got better over the past couple of years. For me he doesnt take control. Also we have so many attacking mids now that can attack the goal.Wjat we need is somebody playing out of Dembeles spot and Rabiot would be great.
                Yes if Eriksen was more of a pure playmaker like Silva then I would never let him go but he drifts in and out of games. Dele Alli and Moura and Lamela have a lot between them and will get better. So strengthening Dembeles are is much more important with a creative player. rabiot is tall and yet nimble and has an eye for a pass.It would improve us with no increase in net spend

                • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 21/11/2018 at 11:30 am

                  Eriksen is better than Rabiot imo Ron. Heard yesterday Real were preparing a bid for him.

                  • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 21/11/2018 at 11:33 am

                    They play differently. Rabiot is a central midfielder and thats exactly what we need.

                    • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 21/11/2018 at 11:35 am

                      I’ve never seen him get hold of a game the way Silva does.

                    • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 21/11/2018 at 11:37 am

                      Rabiot doesnt need to,playing out of the CM position he would have a lot of talented players ahead of him.He would bing a lot more inventiveness than Dembele and also the strength as he is a big lad

                  • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 21/11/2018 at 11:36 am

                    Its possible that Real Madrid will try to make him a Modric.Maybe they will but Im not so sure he can play that role. Modric has much more confidence than Eriksen but look maybe Eriksen will grow with Real Madrid. He hasnt been a take charge player exactly has he?

                • McG ⚽⚽ 21/11/2018 at 11:31 am

                  He looks more skillful on the ball than Eriksen, whether he has the same range of passing is another question. He’s out of contract this summer, if Levy has an ounce of sense, he’ll go straight in for 45mil this window, absolute bargain. I’ll keep dreaming…

                  • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 21/11/2018 at 11:46 am

                    In the video he is always looking to push the ball forward. We need that.
                    N’Dombele is the same.
                    We need quicker earlier moves forward from Dembeles position. It doesnt need an earth shattering through ball but rather a quick pass into space to get the lads running on to it. We have been too slow in our build ups

                    • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 21/11/2018 at 11:49 am

                      Don’t forget Ron that this could be Poch’s preferred way of playing not the inadequacy of the player(s). Losing Eriksen for Rabiot may not change things, if indeed they need changing.

                    • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 21/11/2018 at 11:54 am

                      I dont disagree with that. Its quite possible its the case but when we are talking we dont really know the answer to these things in any of these situations so we have to assess on what our limited view is

                    • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 21/11/2018 at 11:55 am

                      Only Taff has all the answers 🙂

                    • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 21/11/2018 at 12:00 pm

                      Check out this video and see if you think Poch would appreciate his style or not

                    • McG ⚽⚽ 21/11/2018 at 12:16 pm

                      1 minute in, that’s a truly delightful goal!!

                    • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 21/11/2018 at 12:21 pm

                      The key points for me are. He moves the ball quickly either with running or passing.Most of the time its forward. He can tackle and he can press. Perfect for the CM position.
                      Picks out a player in space.
                      Ahead of him will be Lamela/Moura/Dele/Kane all ready to pounve.
                      Rabiot can shoot as well

                • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 21/11/2018 at 11:32 am

                  We have had a lot of problems creating into the final third with these stupid back and forth short passes.
                  Its not like that when we are on the counter when we explaode with 3 or 4 players vut marching down the field is usually a chore. Eriksen is part of that.90% of the time he hits these short passes that gonowehere and occasionally he hits a beauty so he is always on the conservative side.
                  We need a more proactive approach before defences get set

            • McG ⚽⚽ 21/11/2018 at 11:21 am

              That did cross my mind…

  • Chauvelin 21/11/2018 at 11:19 am

    Andrew Neill is giving Lynne Truss a good working over on BBC2.

    • UnkleTaff 21/11/2018 at 11:28 am


      • McG ⚽⚽ 21/11/2018 at 11:32 am

        Taff’s reduced to making motorbike sounds, it’s a sad day..

      • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 21/11/2018 at 11:32 am

        Blimey Taff, really?! I know things are quite where you are but it can’t be that desperate, shirley.

        • UnkleTaff 21/11/2018 at 11:34 am

          It’s the way she says “pork markets”. And then that cheeky little grin afterwards.

          I just can’t help myself.

          • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 21/11/2018 at 11:37 am

            Hmm, I’m putting it down to bike stress, you’ll get over it soon mate.

            • UnkleTaff 21/11/2018 at 11:38 am

              There are none so blind as those who will not see.

              • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 21/11/2018 at 11:41 am

                Right, now where’s me beer goggles…

          • Chauvelin 21/11/2018 at 11:49 am

            She’s a right little teaser, and she knows it!!

            • McG ⚽⚽ 21/11/2018 at 12:18 pm

              You gonna make the 11th glos?

              • Chauvelin 21/11/2018 at 12:35 pm


                • McG ⚽⚽ 21/11/2018 at 1:28 pm

                  Dec, xmas bash, mentioned further up somwhere (Barca game too)

                • Flat Oeuf 21/11/2018 at 3:55 pm

                  Tuesday 11th December, Flat Oeuf Christmas get-together. Barca game. Liverpool St. Get down here, mate

                  • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 21/11/2018 at 4:06 pm


                  • foeorfreund 21/11/2018 at 4:20 pm

                    *across (and down a bit)

                    • Bruxie 21/11/2018 at 4:40 pm

                      I used to work for DEFRA.

                      And she’s a numpty.

                      There goes my pension.

                • Bruxie 21/11/2018 at 4:44 pm

                  Look Chauve…

                  Download the WhatsApp app and I’ll invite you to join in the arrangements.
                  But first Email your mobile no. to me.

                  It saves making arrangements in public view on line.

  • HD 🇺🇸 21/11/2018 at 12:30 pm

    hey HD you are looking a bit Mad lately

    Just a typical morning around here. Hope all is well Merr!

  • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 21/11/2018 at 3:31 pm

    Im not big on the snow and I have a deck off the top floor. Some time ago I bought a rock climbing car remote control and messed about with it a couple of time. Rhys has a smaller remote car that he bangs about in the house sometimes and he is still quite young. Ive been practicing with the car and now there is some snow on the deck (its above a room so its stable) Ive been using it there and made a half built bridge from some concrete bricks hoping to finish it when Levy finishes the stadium and Rhys will be a bit older and maybe I wwill buy another car and race them with Rhys.More muck about than anything.
    My wife doesnt think i will do it..but Im headed for greatness at this I think (ok Im not sure)
    Just thought Id mention in. Im fucking 71 am I fucking nuts?????????????

    • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 21/11/2018 at 3:33 pm

      The colour of the car?

      Navy. same as my first car.

    • HD 🇺🇸 21/11/2018 at 3:55 pm

      🌰🥜 😬

    • stevo1987 21/11/2018 at 4:40 pm

      Nope, at 71 you can do what you like as long as it’s legal. Well, that’s my take on it.

  • SeattleSpursGuy 21/11/2018 at 4:00 pm

    Happy Thanksgiving, Hotspur Nation! Heading home to smoke a turkey and generally get ready for 40-odd family and friends in my house tomorrow. Probably won’t emerge until game time Saturday. Enjoy the hols.

    • Bruxie 21/11/2018 at 4:36 pm

      Smoking Turkeys, eh?

      I had trouble with cigars.
      Have a great time!

    • Fatty B 21/11/2018 at 6:10 pm

      Happy thanksgiving my ‘Merican friends!

  • Sexy Beast 21/11/2018 at 4:53 pm

    48 hours after my op and feeling loads better! Been up and about on crutches today managed to get to the loo which was a milestone that needed reaching in order to get out of here, and hopefully tomorrow i can go home. Almost 2 weeks in bed and going 10m on crutches felt like i’d run a marathon! Long road back for me but i have time on my side.
    Rabiot looks like a top player and right up Pooch’s steet, over to you Daniel………..

    • Bruxie 21/11/2018 at 4:57 pm

      A milestone?

      That’s serious sh@t, man!

    • Bruxie 21/11/2018 at 4:59 pm

      Your muscle tone will soon return…
      Two weeks in bed takes its toll.

      Good luck.

    • foeorfreund 21/11/2018 at 5:15 pm

      Great news dude.

    • Superspoz 🏆 21/11/2018 at 7:03 pm

      Good stuff sexy, I’m sure you have big biceps because of those heavy pint glasses and now for the triceps. The girls will love you even more come the summer.

  • Fatty B 21/11/2018 at 6:22 pm

    It’s been a long time coming, but the day I got meself a job had to come, and come it has. As of today I am newly employed as an unpaid paralegal in a small City law firm. Yay!

    So, from now on I will not be sowing my (mother of) pearls before you swines in anything like the gay abandon I have been doing for the last 10 years or so (stop cheering at the back). You will have to make your own fun hence forth.

    • UnkleTaff 21/11/2018 at 6:28 pm

      Every silver lining has a cloud…

      Well done, mate. I’m sure it’ll all go swimmingly well for you and a great future in the legal profession awaits.

    • Freund or Foe 21/11/2018 at 6:29 pm

      Cracking news mate, well deserved. Very pleased for ya 👍👍👍👍👍

    • 89Spurs 👁 21/11/2018 at 6:29 pm

      Great news Fatty, about time you got of your arse, and did something of worth.
      I am really pleased for you very well done 👍 May it be a worth while occupation.

    • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 21/11/2018 at 6:31 pm

      Great news Fatster, superb stuff.

    • Shelfy 21/11/2018 at 6:35 pm

      However there seems to be something amiss. How can you be employed and unpaid? I hope the employed part lasts a long time and the unpaid is temporary and short term.
      Good luck!

      • Fatty B 21/11/2018 at 6:39 pm

        Hmm. I’ve been hoodwinked? Already? D*mn!

        • Flat Oeuf 21/11/2018 at 6:42 pm

          Bloody lawyers.

    • Fatty B 21/11/2018 at 6:40 pm

      Thanks, bredrins. I love you all.

      • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 21/11/2018 at 6:42 pm
      • Flat Oeuf 21/11/2018 at 6:42 pm

        Well done BossMan. Great news, well deserved.

      • Sexy Beast 21/11/2018 at 9:28 pm

        Well done Spurts, you are now on an upward curve all the way to the top!

    • AntSpurs 21/11/2018 at 6:46 pm

      Yaaaay, get in Fats, congrats Robin Hoodies, at last a lawyer I fucking like, firsts always at the Tottinghams. Well deserved brother. Our loss is the good guys gain x

    • Superspoz 🏆 21/11/2018 at 6:59 pm

      Exellent news Fattyboi 👍👊.

    • Matt 21/11/2018 at 7:05 pm


    • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 21/11/2018 at 7:29 pm

      Cor blimey! The Nut and Mrs Nut are very happy for you. Well done, Fatty. All that hard work and sacrifice were well worth it.

      • Fatty B 21/11/2018 at 7:33 pm


  • Ronwol196061 21/11/2018 at 6:59 pm

    Fatts what great news, good for you Perry!! You will be a great Lawyer mate paragliding with your spandex outfit,Diana Dors polyester wig et al and your darstadly cutting wit.
    You will put them all in their place Fatty and if not you can do it at the new stadium.
    Unlike Tottenham the defence might get some rest. But you would be fantastic on the bench I know!
    You don’t like it so sue me… Oh No Don’t!!!!

  • Ronwol196061 21/11/2018 at 7:00 pm


    Lock em up!!!

    • 89Spurs 👁 21/11/2018 at 7:07 pm

      I’ll catch the keys when you throw them away?

      • Ronwol196061 21/11/2018 at 7:14 pm

        We could if you do well put you in gaol

        • 89Spurs 👁 21/11/2018 at 7:18 pm

          Lacks comprehension ?

          • Ronwol196061 21/11/2018 at 7:20 pm

            Not according to the new Oxford dictionary

            • 89Spurs 👁 21/11/2018 at 7:22 pm

              Alright, lacks punctuation!

              • Ronwol196061 21/11/2018 at 7:23 pm

                This is true!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                • 89Spurs 👁 21/11/2018 at 7:24 pm


                  • Ronwol196061 21/11/2018 at 7:25 pm

                    No its not!!!!

                    • Ronwol196061 21/11/2018 at 7:26 pm

                      I came here for an argument!!!!

                    • Fatty B 21/11/2018 at 7:27 pm

                      No you didn’t.

                    • 89Spurs 👁 21/11/2018 at 7:28 pm

                      You sure did, are you P*ssed or just having a bad day?

  • Ronwol196061 21/11/2018 at 7:02 pm

    Really Fatty are you in defence or attack really…

  • Superspoz 🏆 21/11/2018 at 7:06 pm

    In other news, I’ve yet again cooked the perfect steak.

    The rump is as underrated as the fillet is overrated.

    • Ronwol196061 21/11/2018 at 7:12 pm

      That’s only when it’s cooked long
      Cooked short there is no comparison

      • Superspoz 🏆 21/11/2018 at 7:14 pm

        It’s not up for debate, we’re not talking Eriksen here.

        • Ronwol196061 21/11/2018 at 7:18 pm


          • Superspoz 🏆 21/11/2018 at 7:21 pm


            • Ronwol196061 21/11/2018 at 7:21 pm

              Half cooked fucker

              • Superspoz 🏆 21/11/2018 at 7:23 pm

                He needed a rest.

                • Ronwol196061 21/11/2018 at 7:24 pm

                  Where’s the beef?

  • Superspoz 🏆 21/11/2018 at 7:07 pm

    I’ve never smoked a turkey before!

    • Superspoz 🏆 21/11/2018 at 7:09 pm

      I’m on the American Pale Ale in honour of thanks giving… ok, I didn’t know it was thanks giving but now that I do, I’m going to have another one.
      Happy thanks giving everyone.

  • Fatty B 21/11/2018 at 7:15 pm


    • McG ⚽⚽ 21/11/2018 at 7:40 pm

      Congrats, pleased for you Fats!

    • stevo1987 21/11/2018 at 8:00 pm

      So is this a job that pays money? You were unconvincing earlier.

  • Fatty B 21/11/2018 at 8:35 pm

    No. It isn’t a job what pays money. Yet. I thought the ‘unpaid paralegal’ bit might’ve given me away …

    • Fatty B 21/11/2018 at 8:36 pm

      To Stevonage.

    • Freund or Foe 21/11/2018 at 8:41 pm

      Money’s overrated. You’d only spend it anyway.

      • stevo1987 21/11/2018 at 8:55 pm

        I would spend more (and enjoy it ) if I had more. I’d have one of those fancy boxes, access to the cheese room (I like cheese) and that tunnel thing at new WHL

    • stevo1987 21/11/2018 at 8:51 pm

      C’mon No one believes 1. What you say 2. What the legal profession says. Anyway, good luck I hope it leads somewhere for you. (even though you have slaughtered me several times on this here blog 🙂 )

      • Fatty B 21/11/2018 at 8:58 pm

        What?! I have NEVER slaughtered you on this blog or any other, but if I’m going to do the time I’d better do the crime …

        • McG ⚽⚽ 21/11/2018 at 8:59 pm

          You didn’t slaughter, just bullied a bit..

          • Fatty B 21/11/2018 at 9:00 pm


            • McG ⚽⚽ 21/11/2018 at 9:01 pm

              Stop picking on Stevo, he can’t handle it!

          • stevo1987 21/11/2018 at 9:01 pm

            ok yes… I’ll take that. Slaughter maybe a bit ott.

            • Fatty B 21/11/2018 at 9:01 pm


              • McG ⚽⚽ 21/11/2018 at 9:03 pm

        • stevo1987 21/11/2018 at 9:00 pm

          ha ha you say so much you forget what you say.

          • Fatty B 21/11/2018 at 9:01 pm

            Why would you say such injurious things? What did I say?

            • stevo1987 21/11/2018 at 9:03 pm

              Well, some days I just had to crawl into the corner of my man cave (dining room) and sob my little heart out. And it were you who asked me to join this blog…it hurts deep.

  • Fatty B 21/11/2018 at 9:05 pm

    Couple o’ pansies.

    • stevo1987 21/11/2018 at 9:06 pm

      There you go again….

  • stevo1987 21/11/2018 at 9:05 pm

    And Ive been tryng to turn over a new leaf…..ffs I’ve even been nice to Ron.

    • Ronwol196061 21/11/2018 at 9:08 pm

      You have Stevo wot happened???

      • stevo1987 21/11/2018 at 9:10 pm

        I tell you, joking aside, is that we are not posting at that other place.

        • Ronwol196061 21/11/2018 at 9:12 pm

          Uomean inspired by the instigation instead of out your own comprehension of fairness and balance



          (fuck it! )

  • Gripper 21/11/2018 at 9:07 pm

    See y’all tomorrow. Maybe.

    • Ronwol196061 21/11/2018 at 9:08 pm

      Going incognito Fatts???

      • Gripper 21/11/2018 at 9:12 pm

        Gripper Stebson was Grange Hill’s resident bully.

        • Ronwol196061 21/11/2018 at 9:14 pm

          That bastard!! Piece of shit!!!
          Oh.. OH… Its Dele Alli ffs!!!!!!!!!!

    • McG ⚽⚽ 21/11/2018 at 9:09 pm

      Stop being a tart lol.

      • Ronwol196061 21/11/2018 at 9:11 pm

        Why is a tart a tart anyway?

        • McG ⚽⚽ 21/11/2018 at 9:12 pm

          Maybe it’s the only way she can earn decent money?

          • Ronwol196061 21/11/2018 at 9:15 pm

            As a fucking pastry??????.

            • McG ⚽⚽ 21/11/2018 at 9:16 pm

              Maybe she works for Greggs?

              • Ronwol196061 21/11/2018 at 9:19 pm

                Just sayingberries

  • 89Spurs 👁 21/11/2018 at 9:08 pm

    It seems to me, that tonight, there are a lot of people on here, that are in a strange state of mind/aggressive, more than normal which I put down to the interlull.
    Maybe just bored!!!!

    • Ronwol196061 21/11/2018 at 9:10 pm

      Red Card!!!

      Its supposition, influencing the witness unfairly

      • 89Spurs 👁 21/11/2018 at 9:12 pm

        How long is the ban?
        Can I apppeal? Do I need witnesses?

        • Ronwol196061 21/11/2018 at 9:15 pm

          Fatts said

      • stevo1987 21/11/2018 at 9:15 pm

        Are your gonads freezing in your part of Canada yet Ron. I can’t remember where that is (Ontario?) I popped out tonight and there was ice on the windscreen. 0c..

    • McG ⚽⚽ 21/11/2018 at 9:10 pm

      Well, I really wasn’t being serious, was having a laugh..

      • stevo1987 21/11/2018 at 9:11 pm

        aah…spoilt it now!

  • wasdanspurs 21/11/2018 at 10:08 pm

    Great news that SB is probably getting to go home tomorrow and Fatty B has got himself a job! Now all we need is the interlull to be over and the stadium to be finished and Levy to buy some players and us to win some cups and all will be right with the world!

    • AntSpurs 21/11/2018 at 10:44 pm

      I don’t get this radar. It shows has come away from succesfull dribbles/turnovers etc to goals/assists/touches in the box which looks great at 10 per game but why are the percentages higher reaching the outer circle to others being the opposite. Can’t make sense if it.

      • AntSpurs 21/11/2018 at 10:49 pm

        What’s the blue and yellow represent ? Blue is Lamela and yellow is Tottenham Hotspur 2018/19

        • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 21/11/2018 at 10:54 pm

          Hughie Green

        • McG ⚽⚽ 21/11/2018 at 11:45 pm

          Some of the stats, it’s good to be higher, say pass %, other stats it’s better to have lower, ball turnover etc, so they reverse some stats so that all positive stats are heading towards the outer of the circle, if that makes sense??!

          • AntSpurs 22/11/2018 at 12:02 am

            What if a ball turnover is prefered to a pass percentage ?

            • AntSpurs 22/11/2018 at 12:04 am

              The graph would be fuller

              • AntSpurs 22/11/2018 at 12:07 am

                We’ve got a graph half full. Where’s Dilly ?

                • AntSpurs 22/11/2018 at 12:13 am

                  Back in your court Macy’s Gees , steffi Graph here.

                  • AntSpurs 22/11/2018 at 12:21 am

                    Lamela , Lamela oh Coco Lamela. He’s gonna rip the Chelski apart …again. Yid Army Yid Army , love ya Biggie Macs.

                    • AntSpurs 22/11/2018 at 12:23 am

                      Big tune dis one, listening on repeat.

                    • AntSpurs 22/11/2018 at 12:35 am
                    • McG ⚽⚽ 22/11/2018 at 12:41 am

                      Here’s an old school one for you, enjoy! Hope you can make the 11th for the Barca game, be good to meet you. That’s me off to bed mate…

                    • AntSpurs 22/11/2018 at 1:01 am

                      There’s a higher chance than Lamelas passing percentage I’ll be there . Well looking forward to seeing you and the boys/gals. Let’s do Milan (please) . Cheers Mc g . Love this track but my allegiance is Faze1 . 😂 you knows

  • AntSpurs 21/11/2018 at 10:55 pm

    Excuse me

  • AntSpurs 21/11/2018 at 10:55 pm

    Aha blue and yellow.

  • AntSpurs 21/11/2018 at 10:56 pm

    Make Brazil – he’s argie oh shit

  • AntSpurs 21/11/2018 at 11:01 pm

    That footage of Dele and Barclays is silly. Deles querying the bill in the afternoon and Barks is saying nothing cause he’s dried the mini bar. Nothing to see.

  • HD 🇺🇸 21/11/2018 at 11:40 pm

    Fatty B
    It’s been a long time coming, but the day I got meself a job had to come, and come it has. As of today I am newly employed as an unpaid paralegal in a small City law firm. Yay!
    So, from now on I will not be sowing my (mother of) pearls before you swines in anything like the gay abandon I have been doing for the last 10 years or so (stop cheering at the back). You will have to make your own fun hence forth.

    Ka-Pow! 💥 Excited for you my friend! 👍

    • Hartley 22/11/2018 at 8:48 am

      I knew Fats was training to be a lawyer but I didn’t know he had a parachute.

      • McG ⚽⚽ 22/11/2018 at 9:16 am

        You need one if you’re a paralegal apparerntly.

  • foeorfreund 22/11/2018 at 9:32 am

    Fatty’s first day at the office….

  • foeorfreund 22/11/2018 at 9:34 am

    Fatty’s feeling the pressure already……

  • foeorfreund 22/11/2018 at 9:36 am

    Fatty’s not used to early starts……

    • foeorfreund 22/11/2018 at 9:38 am

      ….or long days

      • foeorfreund 22/11/2018 at 9:40 am

        But boy, does he know his stuff

        • foeorfreund 22/11/2018 at 9:42 am

          And I’ve no doubt he’ll be a great success

          • foeorfreund 22/11/2018 at 9:46 am

            We’re all rooting for yer

          • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 22/11/2018 at 10:43 am

            Gary Neville in his bowling days?

            • foeorfreund 22/11/2018 at 10:59 am

              Gary Neville/Rio Ferdinand love child.

              • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 22/11/2018 at 11:03 am


  • McG ⚽⚽ 22/11/2018 at 10:05 am

    He’s gonna smash it..

  • McG ⚽⚽ 22/11/2018 at 10:06 am

    Just make sure you don’t get caught Spurts!

    • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 22/11/2018 at 11:35 am


      • foeorfreund 22/11/2018 at 11:40 am

        He edited my first post, which pointed out a great number of flaws in his article. which he then changed. bufgoon.

        • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 22/11/2018 at 11:56 am

          Well, it’s quite clear that his basic premise of a 10x hike is woefully inaccurate and he is indeed a tit.

    • AntSpurs 22/11/2018 at 11:54 am

      Hahaha shoot ‘em down Fof. He didn’t seem to even have a handle on the ticket price he was bangin on bout. Finished up at £250. Would be funny if it’s Pat Jennings and Sol Campbell. How would he feel then ?

  • Caspurs 22/11/2018 at 11:40 am

    A bloody big (Bertha size!) congrats to yer, you deserve it bud.

    • foeorfreund 22/11/2018 at 11:48 am

      Here hear.

  • merrance 22/11/2018 at 12:16 pm

    hey fatty get round the no wages arks for a parachute payment and large expense account start with rent for staying in the City of London

  • foeorfreund 22/11/2018 at 12:28 pm

    Neuer blog….

    • Caspurs 22/11/2018 at 12:41 pm

      Is it a Manwell Neuer blog?

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