Sat Nav says Turn Letf…


So here we are, we’ve played two, won two and now find ourselves at the summit of our World Cup group, how very quare.

Tonight we go into our last game of the group stage against the mighty waffleites, and it’s winner takes, er, well all apparently. Both Engerland and Belgium find themselves in a position that can only be described as bizarre, whichever team tops the group by the end of play this evening will find themselves having the tougher route to the final. This just simply isn’t cricket!

All week we’ve heard from the players and managers of both camps claiming a win is imperative, whilst simultaneously justifying why neither will play their strongest teams. Speculation has been rife all week that both managers could make anything up to ten changes each for this eve’s veritable football extravaganza, this just confirms what I’ve always known, the plaudits of coming first are greatly exaggerated.

It’s at this point things start to take on a somewhat comical element, you first Sir, no please, you go first I insist, I couldn’t possibly, please be my guest, no no I insist, you first… If this scenario wasn’t strange enough in itself, we have the added ingredient of yellow cards accrued by each team, we’re currently winning this by one booking, or are we losing? Damned if I know.

So what type of game are we likely to witness this evening? Who knows. I can’t remember a scenario such as this before, where both teams are saying all the right things, yet appear to be doing their best to find a way to finish second in the group.

The build up to this game and the various permutations at play, could make this game an intriguing if not surreal affair, we’ll see this evening I guess.

COYS!! (the Belgium ones, no, er, wait, the English ones? Oh buggerit, I don’t know…

  • Northern Spur 29/06/2018 at 1:24 pm

    Ha! Now I’ve found my way in, where do I find the adverts?

    • Flat Oeuf 29/06/2018 at 1:55 pm

      Ron is peddling his usual wares at $19.99

      Welcome NS!

      • ronwol196061 29/06/2018 at 2:00 pm

        Sorry we are all sold out at the moment. We have some consonants left but are holding them till Boxing Day. Vowels only on the Sabbath.

      • ronwol196061 29/06/2018 at 2:02 pm

        This is the Holy Greal of Blags

  • ronwol196061 29/06/2018 at 1:44 pm

    Welcome Northern where are all the comments?

  • Sexy Beast 29/06/2018 at 1:47 pm

    It’s like the Red Sea has parted for Real Fan and his disciples 🤣
    Is this the promised land??

    • ronwol196061 29/06/2018 at 1:50 pm

      Its more like The Twilight Zone do do do do….

      • Flat Oeuf 29/06/2018 at 1:55 pm

        The Addams Family

        • Sexy Beast 29/06/2018 at 2:15 pm

          If anyone dares to call me Unkle Festor….

          • Fatty B 29/06/2018 at 2:17 pm

            That’s a bit harsh … on Unkle Festor.

            • Sexy Beast 29/06/2018 at 3:30 pm

              You Bastard 😂

            • Sexy Beast 29/06/2018 at 3:32 pm

              An ex girlfriend of mine did get called Mortisha, but I gotta say she was gorgeous just had long black hair….

              • ronwol196061 29/06/2018 at 3:34 pm

                I can imagine what takes place. Ever been to Whipps Cross?

                • Sexy Beast 29/06/2018 at 3:46 pm

                  You have a dirty mind Ron 😂

                  • ronwol196061 29/06/2018 at 5:42 pm

                    A ditty mind with a vicious mean rhyme
                    So dont push me
                    sorry Im on my tea break

  • HD 29/06/2018 at 2:24 pm

    I have been called ‘Lurch’ before. Very painful time in my life. 😬

    • ronwol196061 29/06/2018 at 3:35 pm

      Make a great Centre Back though…go up for corners..cant fail!!!

  • Sexy Beast 29/06/2018 at 3:48 pm

    Who cares about last night? Not me! We can still say England are unbeaten in Russia this tournament…..👍

  • McG ⚽⚽ 29/06/2018 at 4:29 pm

    Hi McG, so this is where you got to!

    Yeah, have wanted to say hello to a few on tbh but have been banned!! Nice to hear all’s good. Hello to Northern Spur too, this is great 🙂

    • Sexy Beast 29/06/2018 at 4:32 pm

      A happy blog where you don’t get binned for thinking you’ve been binned where you can have an opinion but don’t get ridiculed (cue the ridicule) for questioning the author? Good Lord whatever next? 😊

      • McG ⚽⚽ 29/06/2018 at 4:38 pm

        England will win the world cup, & Tottenham will sign 3 world class players in one transfer window!

        • ronwol196061 29/06/2018 at 5:44 pm

          Ban this bloke!!!

          • Sexy Beast 29/06/2018 at 5:56 pm


        • Lilywhite without the II 29/06/2018 at 7:44 pm

          its strange, I went to post a negative response but the website refused this some fancy wizardry RF has concocted!! NOOOOOOO, I want to Levy BASH…

  • Fatty B 29/06/2018 at 4:42 pm

    SpurAndy 🍒 🥧
    I was extraordinarily renditioned. I’m currently in Guantanamo in orange and only allowed to bleuog on here. Its outrageous! I mean orange, who can ever carry that off except the Dutch and Fatty B!

    Ron got the bog standard rendition- $19.95

    • ronwol196061 29/06/2018 at 5:43 pm

      In a brun paper bag

  • Fatty B 29/06/2018 at 4:48 pm

    Sexy Beast
    An ex girlfriend of mine did get called Mortisha, but I gotta say she was gorgeous just had long black hair….

    An ex boyfriend of a long black-haired girl some people called Mortisha was known as Unkle Festor.

    • ronwol196061 29/06/2018 at 5:44 pm

      Festor Festor she said

  • MysteriousStranger 29/06/2018 at 6:53 pm

    Who deleted everything?!

    • 61SpursNut 29/06/2018 at 6:58 pm

      No idea, mate.

    • ronwol196061 29/06/2018 at 7:09 pm

      Probably Taff

  • 61SpursNut 29/06/2018 at 7:03 pm

    Our erstwhile commandant is trying very hard to alienate even more people with his latest ill-considered and irrational blatherings.

    • ronwol196061 29/06/2018 at 7:09 pm

      Why what us RF doing now?????????

      • 61SpursNut 29/06/2018 at 7:11 pm

        Great gallery you showed me t’other day Ron. 👏🏼

        • ronwol196061 29/06/2018 at 7:14 pm

          Glad you liked it Nut!!!
          Mess around a bit!!!

    • Sexy Beast 29/06/2018 at 8:17 pm

      Lol i have been Binned! Pathetic….

      • UnkleTaff 29/06/2018 at 8:21 pm

        What took him so long?

  • Caspurs 29/06/2018 at 8:51 pm

    Just got in to see we’ve been visited by aliens! Illegal aliens, or soon will be..
    Fookin luverly to to see Bruxie, Northern Spur and Cavey here, willkommen!!

    • Sexy Beast 29/06/2018 at 9:03 pm

      Yurp! I think this is really getting under his skin. Pathetic

  • Sexy Beast 29/06/2018 at 9:04 pm

    What did he say? lol i wanna know now!

    • Caspurs 29/06/2018 at 9:18 pm


  • ronwol196061 29/06/2018 at 9:07 pm

    This was a perfect time for Harry to learn.
    Its a shame.

  • Caspurs 29/06/2018 at 9:16 pm

    Ooh, a couple of sexy photo’s of our new abode, me likey..

  • MrFoxTalbot 05/07/2018 at 9:32 am

    Leave Ralph alone! LOL.

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