Lil’ Mal heading our way?

There’s a reason Barca paid £36m for Malcom. Just because he hasn’t made it in half a season, doesn’t mean he’s become a crap player. What’s not to like? He can dribble, pass and he’s got a great long-range shot on him, plus he likes to get stuck in. On top of all of that he looks like he’s got a good attitude: a bit ‘umble an all that.

Word is that he might be available on a loan, with a view to a permanent in the summer. Now I hear you shouting that we really need a top CM, all the more so now that Moussa has moved on but….but….Poch can easily slide Dele or CE a bit further back to accommodate a firecracker like this one. The only possible downside is he looks a bit Moura-ish.

Having said that, with Kaneinho out we could revert to using Nando a bit more, which would require more balls in the box. Lil’ Mal can play as AM or as a winger, so fits the bill.

I think we’ll be bringing in at least one reinforcement this January. I know you all have your favourites, but who do you actually think it WILL be?

Author: Flat Oeuf

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  • Caspurs 17/01/2019 at 5:41 pm

    It’s unlike me to normally share my views I know, but Frenkie would be my choice…

    • Flat Oeuf 17/01/2019 at 5:43 pm

      That was not the question!

      • Caspurs 17/01/2019 at 5:48 pm

        Ah sorry, I hear no one is available. It’d be a cracking signing if we can pull it off..

        • Flat Oeuf 17/01/2019 at 6:10 pm

          Too similar to nobody.

  • Hartley 17/01/2019 at 5:42 pm

    Not signing anybody hasn’t done us much harm to be fair so if we do sign somebody they’d better be better than nobody.

    • Caspurs 17/01/2019 at 5:44 pm

      I’m glad we didn’t sign anybody, bullet dodged imo.

      • Flat Oeuf 17/01/2019 at 5:45 pm

        He’s a bit quiet in the changing room.

        • Hartley 17/01/2019 at 5:46 pm

          Who told you that ?

          • Flat Oeuf 17/01/2019 at 5:48 pm

            I can’t reveal my sauces.

            • Hartley 17/01/2019 at 5:52 pm

              It must have been somebody, it obviously wasn’t nobody and if it was anybody I’d be very surprised.

              • Flat Oeuf 17/01/2019 at 6:21 pm

                Yes, well, you’re probably right but you could be wrong.

  • TCY 17/01/2019 at 5:52 pm

    Malcom sounds OK to me. Nando or Vinny up front is a guarantee of no production in the league. If 7 Son were not cavorting around Asia I’d feel better but we need some reinforcements.

  • SeattleSpursGuy 17/01/2019 at 6:00 pm

    Mal played a grand total of 363 minutes for Barca this season. The question I would ask is why? Not good enough? Bad attitude? Poor trainer? Or maybe him and Barca are just a poor fit?

  • Ronwol196061 17/01/2019 at 6:07 pm

    Is this Mal-ware?

  • Ronwol196061 17/01/2019 at 6:08 pm

    Sorry going for loonch

    • SeattleSpursGuy 17/01/2019 at 6:09 pm


      • Ronwol196061 17/01/2019 at 6:12 pm

        Everything at Tottenham is…..


        • HD 🇺🇸 17/01/2019 at 6:14 pm


          • HD 🇺🇸 17/01/2019 at 6:14 pm

            Mal ffs

          • Caspurs 17/01/2019 at 6:15 pm

            now is the winter of our Mal-content..

            • Ronwol196061 17/01/2019 at 6:17 pm

              Is it true in Barcelona it’s really
              Mal-ice in Wonderland?

              • SeattleSpursGuy 17/01/2019 at 6:30 pm

                He’s signing for Crystal Malace

  • Chauvelin 17/01/2019 at 6:20 pm

    I haven’t got the foggiest clue who might be signed. Sale or return for this Malcolm chap sounds sensible. A player who can shoot from distance wouldn’t go amiss (Eriksen can do it) as recently we’ve been guilty of trying to walk the damn ball into the goal. Variety is important, United had 8 players in and around the box, someone who can leather it from outside the area could win games.

  • Fatty B 17/01/2019 at 6:55 pm

    The worst thing about travelling home on the tube is all the stinking people. Mostly men. Stinking of nasty stale cigarettes and sweat and bo and general unwashedness.

    And in the mornings having to sit next stinkers who haven’t even washed their vrubby faces is repugnant.

    • mystic arnold 17/01/2019 at 7:04 pm

      A thing I hate on the bus/tube is people who won t blow their nose and spend the whole journey sniffing with a blocked up nose

      • Fatty B 17/01/2019 at 7:11 pm

        Dirty b*stards. And those who pick their nose and then hope on to the rails.

        • Fatty B 17/01/2019 at 7:14 pm


        • Chauvelin 17/01/2019 at 7:24 pm

          Yeah, well, it’s been many years since I touched the door handle leading from a public lavatory with my bare hands. Always use a clean tissue which I have with me always. Humans are disgusting.

      • AntSpurs 17/01/2019 at 7:15 pm

        Ant the bastard broadsheet space hoggers.

        • Fatty B 17/01/2019 at 7:17 pm

          Ant the bastard!

          • AntSpurs 17/01/2019 at 7:18 pm

            You know . Ant the ones who go for cheap rubbsys.

          • AntSpurs 17/01/2019 at 7:20 pm

            How’s the job going Fats , in your strides? strutting your stuff ?

            • Fatty B 17/01/2019 at 7:23 pm

              So friggin busy. Hectic. But you know the coup; man’s making his presence felt and his stock is rising. You know what they say about the cream (other than it furs up your arteries and contributes to heart disease and diabetes)?

              • AntSpurs 17/01/2019 at 7:32 pm

                Great to hear mate. A fatty in full swing is a sight to behold, poetry in motion 🥂

        • Fatty B 17/01/2019 at 7:20 pm

          No broad-sheeters on my journey. They’re all glued to their phones, or glaring at me for having a seat; speshly the old girls and the nursing mothers.

          • AntSpurs 17/01/2019 at 7:22 pm

            Right on brother take no shits. They’ll have a good sit down once your up.

          • Chauvelin 17/01/2019 at 7:32 pm

            True story, I stood up on the tube to offer my seat to a woman holding a baby and a fecking young man in smart suit sat down.

            • AntSpurs 17/01/2019 at 7:39 pm

              What a bastard. I once made the mistake of seeing an old mate who I congratulated on her pregnancy as I saw her bump. The horror was instant when she smiled and I realised she wasnt. She took it well but whatamistakatomaka

              • Chauvelin 17/01/2019 at 8:20 pm


  • AntSpurs 17/01/2019 at 7:15 pm


  • AntSpurs 17/01/2019 at 7:17 pm

    Yes, I think we will bid for and get Jacky Grealish. Many strings to his bow and would fit superbly well I’d imgine.

    • UnkleTaff 17/01/2019 at 7:24 pm

      Not until summer we won’t seeing how he’s currently injured and unlikely to be fit again before the end of the month.

      • AntSpurs 17/01/2019 at 7:35 pm

        Summer it is . Hmmm who’s for starters? Malcom does look a decent prospect although a loan move doesn’t work me thinks.

  • SeattleSpursGuy 17/01/2019 at 7:18 pm

    Tottenham Hotspur have reportedly turned to former Fiorentina and Italy star Giuseppe Rossi to ease their striking woes. According to Tuttosport, Tottenham could offer Rossi a short-term, pay-as-you-play contract.


    • Chauvelin 17/01/2019 at 7:29 pm

      I saw that and thought it unlikely. Malcom more likely as we were linked heavily with the young man in 2017.

  • Matt 17/01/2019 at 7:30 pm

    He’s a left foot inverted winger isn’t he? May be a Lamela replacement. I’m sure there’s more pressing needs, but I’d quite like to see it. We need an exciting luxury!

  • UnkleTaff 17/01/2019 at 7:32 pm

    “ understands that the club have not made an approach to Barcelona at this point to discuss the transfer of Malcom, despite reports to the contrary.”

    • Chauvelin 17/01/2019 at 7:33 pm

      Shame. I hoped it had some truth behind it.

  • Chauvelin 17/01/2019 at 7:38 pm

    Fatty, when travelling my messenger bag always contains paper tissues and hand sanitizer, painkillers, and breathe freshner. Also a penknife, lighter, small torch, and magnifying glass.

    • SeattleSpursGuy 17/01/2019 at 7:44 pm

      ‘Always carry a knife with you just in case there is cheesecake or you need to stab someone in the throat.” General James Mattis.

      • Chauvelin 17/01/2019 at 7:45 pm

        Mmm, cheesecake.

    • Fatty B 17/01/2019 at 11:28 pm

      That’s some message you’re delivering.

    • Fatty B 17/01/2019 at 11:33 pm

      You can’t carry a bladed article with. But if you do, carry one of my cards too.

  • SeattleSpursGuy 17/01/2019 at 7:39 pm

    Does anyone believe this guff about Poch having a ‘war chest’ of 50 million this window?

    • Chauvelin 17/01/2019 at 7:44 pm

      I think Levy will have asked Poch how seriously the squad is weakened and would back him in the market if Pochettino was very concerned.

  • UnkleTaff 17/01/2019 at 7:42 pm

    I wouldn’t be at all surprised if we used the Fulham game to have a look at Oliver Skipp (and possibly even Troy Parrott) before deciding whether or not to bring someone in.

    The sale of Dembele just means that Foyth can now be included as part of the CL squad, so I suspect we’d still need to shift either N’Koudou or Janssen (or both) before anyone else came in.

  • UnkleTaff 17/01/2019 at 7:45 pm

    Hey, Bruxie. Looks like you and Ray Parlour think along similar lines:

    How’d’ya like them apples?

    • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 17/01/2019 at 7:50 pm

      If I was Bruxie I’d be disappointed in them apples.

      • Caspurs 17/01/2019 at 8:05 pm

        He’ll be doing the footy predictions with Lawro next..

        • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 17/01/2019 at 8:17 pm

          The apples have just turned mouldy and maggot filled.

  • Paleo 17/01/2019 at 8:31 pm

    Very rarely does a player join a prem team and make an instant impact.It took our players a few months to start playing the Poch way so I really can’t see the point of signing anyone unless he’s signed with a view to next season.

    • Chauvelin 17/01/2019 at 8:41 pm

      January players are ready by August.

      • Ronwol196061 17/01/2019 at 9:25 pm

        Suarez is always ready

        • Paleo 17/01/2019 at 9:56 pm

          I’m sure he#d love to join us

          • Paleo 17/01/2019 at 9:58 pm

          • Ronwol196061 17/01/2019 at 10:26 pm

            He had a bite in his game… Some of the other players are toofless bastards

    • Caspurs 17/01/2019 at 9:32 pm

      Yep, I completely agree.

    • Fatty B 17/01/2019 at 11:29 pm

      Yep. And Poch has said exactly that before.

  • Chauvelin 17/01/2019 at 8:31 pm

    A number of media outlets tell us that Spurs need a different striker because Llorente hasn’t scored in the PL this season.

    He’s had 36 minutes. That’s all.

    In fact in all games he’s scored 4 in 241 minutes, that’s a goal every hour. He must be played at least in the next two games.

    • Paleo 17/01/2019 at 8:31 pm


      • SeattleSpursGuy 17/01/2019 at 8:52 pm

        No real choice, but yes, agreed.

    • Ronwol196061 17/01/2019 at 9:27 pm

      Llorente was really good with Bilbao and you can see his quality
      Yes he has to get into a groove with the other players. It’s called Chemistry. Also he is a player who has always been good in the air.. Knock downs etc… Now if only some bastard can cross the ball

  • Caspurs 17/01/2019 at 9:34 pm

    Ha ha! I think I just got meself a donor 1210 turntable for a nifty. Gettin!!!

    • AntSpurs 17/01/2019 at 9:40 pm

      Shish kebabs – bargain bucket ! Nice one 👍🏻 Sorry to hear about your deck/s.

      • Caspurs 17/01/2019 at 9:43 pm

        Cheers Ant, they’re fixable so not so bad in the end, except my supposed mate didn’t even apologise for the damage caused.

        • Paleo 17/01/2019 at 9:50 pm

          Slap required

          • Caspurs 17/01/2019 at 9:52 pm

            I was thinking of routing his eyes out.

            • Paleo 17/01/2019 at 9:54 pm

              ogee bit

              • Caspurs 17/01/2019 at 9:58 pm

                Either that or a dovetail bit, I can’t decide..

                • Fatty B 17/01/2019 at 11:31 pm

                  50mm twin flute bottom cutting bit.

        • AntSpurs 17/01/2019 at 9:54 pm

          Yeah that’s really out of order . You getting your other deck back ?

          • Caspurs 17/01/2019 at 9:55 pm

            Definitely! I’ve also been given 2 mixers and new spare crossfaders. Noice!

            • AntSpurs 17/01/2019 at 9:56 pm

              All good back in the game .

  • AntSpurs 17/01/2019 at 9:55 pm

    Maybe you could get your hands on a few of their records 😮

    • Caspurs 17/01/2019 at 9:59 pm

      No ta, he likes bangin acid, not my cuppa tea at all.

      • AntSpurs 17/01/2019 at 10:01 pm

        Any good at scratchin ?

        • Caspurs 17/01/2019 at 10:02 pm

          Not anymore.

          • AntSpurs 17/01/2019 at 10:09 pm

            Shit bollocks 😔

  • SeattleSpursGuy 17/01/2019 at 10:03 pm

    Make of this what you will, but Malcom was not included in the Barcelona squad for their Copa del Rey match against Levante this evening despite previously starting in the first leg.

    • Caspurs 17/01/2019 at 10:06 pm

      i’ll try and make a mancave out of it, but I can’t guarantee it’ll work…

      • SeattleSpursGuy 17/01/2019 at 10:08 pm

        You got a man’s job ahead of ya.

  • Northern Spur 17/01/2019 at 11:36 pm


    Fatty, when travelling my messenger bag always contains paper tissues and hand sanitizer, painkillers, and breathe freshner. Also a penknife, lighter, small torch, and magnifying glass.

    Does anyone know who it was that said, “Always carry a big fish.” An American politician, I think.

    • Chauvelin 17/01/2019 at 11:59 pm

      Is it a play on Roosevelt’s words “talk softly and carry a big fish”?

      • Chauvelin 17/01/2019 at 11:59 pm

        heh! *”Big stick”.

      • Northern Spur 18/01/2019 at 7:06 am

        That’s the one! Cheers.

  • Syd 18/01/2019 at 4:21 am

    I dont pay much stock in news now but did read we are not interested in Malcolm at all. Who knows.

  • Levymealone 18/01/2019 at 9:09 am

    If we are going to do a loan deal let’s get a player who is proven – Zlatan anyone?

  • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 9:17 am

    Troy Parrott played 112 minutes last night (it went to extra time) in our Youth Cup defeat to Arsenal u18s, so don’t expect to even see him on the bench against Fulham tomorrow.

    • Bruxie 18/01/2019 at 10:46 am

      Or Sunday!

      • Caspurs 18/01/2019 at 10:52 am

        Ok if you insist.

  • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 18/01/2019 at 11:02 am

    Tottenham please!

    • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 18/01/2019 at 11:06 am

      Two hopes and one of thems Bob!

      • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 18/01/2019 at 11:16 am

        When we bought Greaves it was the icing on the cake of 1961. Magic. Occasionally we have bought some great talent when we least expected it…Ginola…Klinsmann etc. Its about time for more magic. Isnt it? Well I asked Daniel Levy and he said “No!”

  • UnkleTaff 18/01/2019 at 11:08 am

    I had a dream last night that we lost at Fulham on Sunday.

    Okay, so in my dream were at home … and it wasn’t Fulham we were playing but Burnley — but I think the omens are clearly there for all to see…

    • Caspurs 18/01/2019 at 11:09 am

      A grumpy Taff due to lack of sleep?

      • UnkleTaff 18/01/2019 at 11:11 am

        Just passing on a bit of ITK. And you know what happens to ITK bashers, don’t you … ?

    • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 18/01/2019 at 11:13 am

      Who was our manager,Michael Omen?

      • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 18/01/2019 at 11:14 am

        Damien Hurst?

        • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 18/01/2019 at 11:17 am

          Roger Moore

          • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 18/01/2019 at 11:18 am

            I’m sure he did.

            • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 18/01/2019 at 11:20 am


              • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 18/01/2019 at 11:29 am

                Roger more.

                • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 18/01/2019 at 11:30 am

                  Moura less

                  • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 18/01/2019 at 11:31 am


                    • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 18/01/2019 at 11:35 am


                    • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 18/01/2019 at 11:35 am

                      Knock Knock

                    • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 18/01/2019 at 11:36 am


                  • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 18/01/2019 at 11:36 am

                    I know

  • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 18/01/2019 at 11:33 am

    ‘Telephone calls between clubs could see Tottenham complete signing soon’

    “Hello,HOW much are you asking?????????”



  • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 18/01/2019 at 11:56 am

    I would be absolutely gob smacked if we bought anybody this month unless we shed another one. It would be beyond my ken.

    • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 12:00 pm

      And Round the Horne?

      • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 18/01/2019 at 12:03 pm

        Rambling Syd Rumpo. Hello, I’m Julian and this is my friend Sandy.

        • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 12:08 pm

          A little bit of the old polari?

    • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 12:07 pm

      I too, will be surprised if we move in the transfer market.

      Down to Pochettino, although I think Levy would relish the media pundits scratching their collective heads and pontificating about how Spurs are defying their wise counsel to keep buying to achieve success: and how not reinforcing our weakened squad will backfire.

  • Sexy Beast 18/01/2019 at 12:01 pm
    Antonio Sanabria, 22 years old, Plays for Real Betis has a release clause of 26 million, right up Levy’s street.

    • UnkleTaff 18/01/2019 at 12:07 pm

      We won’t be bringing in any non-homegrown players until we have sifted either N’Koudou or Janssen (or both).

      • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 12:10 pm

        Janssen isn’t the blockage as he isn’t registered in either first team squad. Nkoudou and Vorm are the ones who should go.

        • UnkleTaff 18/01/2019 at 12:19 pm

          No, but as I say he’s still on the wage bill. Levy can’t be happy about retaining the services of a player he can’t use (to say nothing of freeing up those wages for use elsewhere).

          As for Vorm, we still need a third ‘keeper which means he won’t be leaving us until the summer at the earliest.

          Nobody seems to wants N’Koudou (quite why escapes me) so my guess is we’ll trying to offload him as a loan deal to some poor desperate soul as the end of the window approaches.

    • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 18/01/2019 at 12:12 pm

      He looks ok,not earth shattering quality,but can be effective in the role.Can head and liked the way he beat the high line a few times

    • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 18/01/2019 at 12:14 pm

      He does look more of a striker than Malcom who seems to be an AM

      • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 18/01/2019 at 12:17 pm

        This about Malcom from a site called Taste of Football

        Common with Brazilians, Malcom is a skilful dribbler, capable of playing in central attacking midfield alongside his preferred position on the right-wing. He is a competent shooter from distance yet also a quality crosser of the ball. Alongside his blistering pace and technical ability, Malcom is hard to push off the ball, demonstrating fantastic hold up play for a 5ft 7in winger. Not to mention, he is a set piece specialist shown by his strikes against Nancy and St Etienne during his time at Bordeaux

      • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 12:20 pm

        Sanabria clip showed him scoring with right and left foot shots and he appears to be adept with either. However that was a rather short video if it showed all his goals last season. Not many.

        • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 18/01/2019 at 12:28 pm

          I watch as well how a player finds space. You take Janssen.He had a hard time finding space when he was with us. Always seems to be marked out but it takes a real sense to see the space develop and get in there and then there is the timing to beat the back line.
          Its difficult to defend a player who can judge that. Because to mark a player you really need to be goalside of him. To play him offside you have to be at least beside him.Thats where the timing works for a good attacker and not everyone is capable

          • Ronwol196061 18/01/2019 at 12:37 pm

            My point was he seems like he can do that

            • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 12:50 pm

              This season he’s scored two goals in 14 games. One goal every four hours. I reckon Janssen score do better than that La Liga.

              • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 12:51 pm

                Corrxction: Sanabria one goal every six hours, four matches. That’s rubbish.

                • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 12:57 pm

                  I’ve had a closer look. Last season he was banging goals in for fun, then his season ended with a long knee injury. Went first four months of this season playing without scoring. Only just scored two goals since Christmas. I reckon he might be crocked.

  • Sexy Beast 18/01/2019 at 12:06 pm

    I wouldn’t be at all surprised if we used the Fulham game to have a look at Oliver Skipp (and possibly even Troy Parrott) before deciding whether or not to bring someone in.
    The sale of Dembele just means that Foyth can now be included as part of the CL squad, so I suspect we’d still need to shift either N’Koudou or Janssen (or both) before anyone else came in.

    I doubt if Janssen is in the prem squad let alone the UCL.

    • UnkleTaff 18/01/2019 at 12:08 pm

      I think you’re right. He’s still on the wage bill, though.

    • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 12:12 pm

      We have to submit squads at the end of January after the window?

  • UnkleTaff 18/01/2019 at 12:21 pm

    As I understand it we looked at both Moura and Malcom last year before deciding upon Moura. They look to be quite similar players so I can’t for the life of me think why we’d seriously be in for Malcom now.

    • Ronwol1960-61🕎⚽🎷🎥 18/01/2019 at 12:30 pm

      With the advent of wingbacks,wingers are almost midfielders now. Moura is talented with the ball and quick but I think Malcom looks more of an midfielder than Moura does as Malcom seems to have more strength and also a very good long shot

  • Bruxie 18/01/2019 at 12:38 pm

    Don’t know what all the fuss is about our quotas for foreign players.
    We leave whoever out of any squad that we register.
    N’Koudo, Vorm, Janssen. Leave ’em out and bring Foyth in…plus any one that we sign.


    • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 18/01/2019 at 12:42 pm

      Hoarding foreigners in a storgage container is probs aganst the law.

      • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 12:52 pm

        You must drill air holes in the container and leave plenty of water.

    • UnkleTaff 18/01/2019 at 12:52 pm

      …whilst still paying their wages for doing sweet FA. Can’t see why Levy would have a problem with that.

  • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 18/01/2019 at 12:41 pm

    Phew too hot, 27c in me mancave. Need some snow.

    • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 18/01/2019 at 12:42 pm

      Throw a few up here will ya?

      • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 18/01/2019 at 12:43 pm

        Catch 🔥 🔥 🔥…

  • HD 🇺🇸 18/01/2019 at 12:57 pm

    And Round the Horne?

    I am not nearly as round as I was, as I have shed 22 lbs. 😁

    • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 12:58 pm

      Well you have been hibernating.

      • HD 🇺🇸 18/01/2019 at 1:01 pm

        Actually winter is my peak fitness season, since I am consumed with golf during the other three seasons. 🏌🏿‍♂️⛳️

        • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 18/01/2019 at 1:03 pm

          Saw some of the Desert Classic yesterday HD, California didn’t look to warm.

          • HD 🇺🇸 18/01/2019 at 1:09 pm

            An off weather day in the Coachella Valley. Supposed to blow hard there today, watch the scores go up. It is an amazing place however. My wife’s sister lives there and we usually visit annually.

            • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 18/01/2019 at 1:12 pm

              One of the courses, can’t remember which, has two types of grass. One brown which I think indicates its dormant? And the other on the greens and fairways which is luxuriant green. Any idea how they get it like that?

              • HD 🇺🇸 18/01/2019 at 1:30 pm

                The prominent grass in desert climates, on golf courses, is Bermuda. In thrives in the heat but goes brown when dormant in the winter. Often courses are seeded with areas to outline rough for aesthetic purposes. Makes for a vividly differently look.

                • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 18/01/2019 at 1:41 pm

                  Yes, looks quite striking with very abrupt changes between the two grasses.

        • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 1:55 pm

          Winter is my peak fatness.

  • UnkleTaff 18/01/2019 at 1:03 pm

    Can anyone guess what our league position was ten years ago today?

    • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 18/01/2019 at 1:09 pm

      Yes, probably.

    • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 18/01/2019 at 1:13 pm


      • UnkleTaff 18/01/2019 at 1:13 pm

        Have another go.

    • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 18/01/2019 at 1:13 pm

      Joint 16th on 21 points with four other sides. All other sides had more points.

    • UnkleTaff 18/01/2019 at 1:17 pm

      Imagine I asked this question yesterday … and have another go.

      • UnkleTaff 18/01/2019 at 1:18 pm

        Aw, f*ck it.

        • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 18/01/2019 at 1:19 pm

          That’s 10 years ago yesterday. We drew with Portsmouth on this day to fly up four places.

          • UnkleTaff 18/01/2019 at 1:20 pm

            Ah, those were days…

            • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 18/01/2019 at 1:22 pm

              Indeed, we can’t even dream of moving up four places any more. 🙁

        • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 18/01/2019 at 1:20 pm

          Clearly fake news, we’ve never been as worse off as we are now.

          • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 2:02 pm

            Have you been sneaking a peak over at the realm of purgatory?

  • UnkleTaff 18/01/2019 at 1:22 pm

    “However, Spurs are expected to face competition from the likes of Burnley, Crystal Palace and Leicester City for Bowen’s signature…”


    Nine goals in his last eight games, though. Could be worth a punt.

    • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 2:03 pm

      At last, my words might come true.

    • Fatty B 18/01/2019 at 7:33 pm

      An Irish pound note? No change?

  • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 18/01/2019 at 1:24 pm

    How the fack do Arse comtinually get away with this shit?

    • Caspurs 18/01/2019 at 1:36 pm

      I couldn’t possibly comment..

  • Spursy 18/01/2019 at 2:37 pm

    My prediction is that we’ll sign precisely no one. My predictions are always wrong.
    #mystic unmeg

    • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 6:59 pm

      As usual, serving up as news something which is old hat. Sterling has been training with the first team since before Christmas. Likewise their comment about Troy Parrott is highly unlikely as the lad just played for two hours yesterday against Arsenal.

  • SeattleSpursGuy 18/01/2019 at 3:37 pm

    Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial


    Dier (appendicitis) – returned to full training; Kane (ankle) – commenced rehabilitation; Moura (knee) – commenced on-field rehabilitation; Wanyama (knee) – begun to reintegrate into training; Heung-Min Son – away with South Korea at Asian Cup.

    However: Dan Kilpatrick of the ES: “#thfc MP says Dier is only fit enough for the bench on Sunday.”

    So I guess an Eriksen/Winks midfield is happening

    • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 18/01/2019 at 3:41 pm

      Lads, it’s Fulham!

  • SeattleSpursGuy 18/01/2019 at 3:47 pm

    More from Dan Kilpatrick: Poch on selection woes: “In football you have two options. To cry, or to see a possibility for another player to step up or to play in a different way. I choose the second option. For me it’s a massive challenge.”

    • Sexy Beast 18/01/2019 at 3:51 pm

      That’s why we all love the Poochmiester.

      • SeattleSpursGuy 18/01/2019 at 3:55 pm

        I bloody love the guy.

        • Sexy Beast 18/01/2019 at 4:03 pm

          Er I love him more!

          • HD 🇺🇸 18/01/2019 at 4:07 pm


          • SeattleSpursGuy 18/01/2019 at 4:07 pm

            TAKE THAT BACK!

            • Sexy Beast 18/01/2019 at 4:31 pm


      • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 18/01/2019 at 3:56 pm

        Yep can’t think of another manager who wouldn’t be belly aching about the iniquity of it all.

        • HD 🇺🇸 18/01/2019 at 4:08 pm

          Ya but don’t you know he’s a patsy shill of a manager.

          • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 18/01/2019 at 4:09 pm

            I’ve heard of patsy but what’s shill HD?

            • HD 🇺🇸 18/01/2019 at 4:10 pm

              Patsy Shill was a shit manager back when Ron was a twinkle in his fathers eye. 😬

              • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 18/01/2019 at 4:13 pm

                Ah yes the old cretaceous period.

            • Wasdanspurs 18/01/2019 at 4:13 pm

              A shill is four ninths of a shilling, which is exactly four ninths of a shilling more than levy is planning to spend on transfers for the rest of this decade.

  • SeattleSpursGuy 18/01/2019 at 3:53 pm

    Poch: “We are going to give the possibility to be involved, young players coming through the academy and of course it’s going to be a good opportunity for them to be involved and train with the first team and maybe have the possibility to play.”

  • SeattleSpursGuy 18/01/2019 at 3:55 pm

    Poch was asked about Josh Onomah, who is recovering from an injury at Hotspur Way. He admitted he’s considering recalling him from his loan. Also worth noting that Kazaiah Sterling, who has been in good form recently for the development squad, is not featuring for the U23s today at Norwich and instead trained with the first team.

    • Ronwol196061 18/01/2019 at 6:01 pm

      Onomah’s true destiny is with us…. Maybe between the greatest holding midfielder ever

      • Ronwol196061 18/01/2019 at 6:02 pm

        … and a peanut seller

  • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 18/01/2019 at 4:06 pm

    I’d play Llorente in the Gilly role and Eriksen in the Greavsey role.

    • Ronwol196061 18/01/2019 at 5:58 pm

      Yes the LE men

  • HD 🇺🇸 18/01/2019 at 4:09 pm

    I’d love to see Foyth get a shot at a holding midfield role. With his close control he could be splendid.

    • Ronwol196061 18/01/2019 at 5:58 pm

      Yes could be a winner

    • Paleo 18/01/2019 at 7:24 pm

      Could work

    • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 7:33 pm

      In much the same way that Ledley King had the ball skills and could read the play to be a DM if required.

      • Superspoz 🏆 18/01/2019 at 8:02 pm

        Played there for England once or twice I fink

        • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 8:24 pm

          Unfortunately there were too many midfielders 20 years ago.

  • merrance 18/01/2019 at 5:50 pm

    isnt malcom on par with colin

    • Ronwol196061 18/01/2019 at 5:56 pm

      Malcom is an Albatross and Colin is a bogeyman

  • mystic arnold 18/01/2019 at 6:26 pm

    Surprised our friend Mr Warnock has nt demanded Sundays game be postponed as we will be facing one of Cardifs relegation rivals with out our 2 main goal scorers

    • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 6:56 pm

      Good point. He should ask for the games to be postponed to April.

    • Fatty B 18/01/2019 at 7:38 pm

      Mystic! Gissa wave. Mystic Mystic gissa wave.

  • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 7:26 pm

    Kazaiah Sterling scored both our goals away to Citeh in the 2-1 u23 win on 15 Dec. He played just one match since, scoring our only goal in the 1-1 draw with Pooh on 7 Jan. Seems to be doing well, and on the face of it should get a chance to be in our squad for Fulham.

  • Fatty B 18/01/2019 at 7:36 pm

    Is there a game on tonight?

    • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 7:48 pm

      Not in the Premier League.

    • Ronwol196061 18/01/2019 at 8:18 pm

      Are you on the game, Fatty. I hear there is a market for Fatty ‘n heels

  • Superspoz 🏆 18/01/2019 at 8:01 pm

    Where’s the meltdown around here, what’s the matter wid yuuz lot??

    • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 8:06 pm


      • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 8:10 pm

        Crisis? What crisis?

        • Ronwol196061 18/01/2019 at 8:16 pm

          They’ve all jumped I’m afraid Chauve

          • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 8:26 pm

            I know The Boy is frantic to warn the world that Levy is fully intending to cash in on Eriksen.

            • Ronwol196061 18/01/2019 at 8:31 pm

              Not sure he would keep the dough without something significant coming the other way

    • Superspoz 🏆 18/01/2019 at 8:33 pm

      For some odd reason I’ve acumulted around 900 followers on Twitter and almost 2 thirds of them are about to eat their own heads following the recent events regarding spurs!

      • Superspoz 🏆 18/01/2019 at 8:38 pm

        Is acumulted a word?

        • Ronwol196061 18/01/2019 at 9:49 pm

          It’s good enough to join my Ronglish gruop

          • Superspoz 🏆 18/01/2019 at 10:45 pm


  • Ronwol196061 18/01/2019 at 8:19 pm

    Cardiff has been postponed

  • Ronwol196061 18/01/2019 at 8:20 pm

    I’ve started an FA Ronglish Cup if anyone is interested. It’s the only tournament where I make a score

    • Ronwol196061 18/01/2019 at 8:20 pm


    • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 18/01/2019 at 8:26 pm

      Thanks for the invite Ron 👍

      • Ronwol196061 18/01/2019 at 8:30 pm

        The key to getting is you have to tell me your scores a day ahead.
        Meanwhile I finished Knightfall. Not great but good and worth a go if you don’t have many series on tap

        • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 18/01/2019 at 8:37 pm

          I realised tother day why I’m so crap at FF. A lot of my predictions are based on what I want the scores to be rather than what they’re likely to be. Arse, rascists, dippers and Spammers always to lose. Think I might be handicapping myself a bit.
          I’ll book mark Knightfall but have too much to watch atm. Just finished Luther, thought it up to its high standards again. Still haven’t finished Hill House Horrors yet.

          • Superspoz 🏆 18/01/2019 at 8:41 pm

            Exactly that, regarding the first bit. I’m the same…
            I have no idea what the rest of the post is about tho

          • Ronwol196061 18/01/2019 at 8:48 pm

            New Luther?

            • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 18/01/2019 at 8:54 pm

              Yep just been on BBC this month.

              • Ronwol196061 18/01/2019 at 9:04 pm

                Have to check it out thanks Andy.. Prob Netflix here will have it later

                • McG ⚽⚽ 18/01/2019 at 10:45 pm

                  I thought it was a bit of a let down tbh. You watched Ray Donovan yet?

            • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 9:27 pm

              Idris is a mouthy arse fan. Just can’t watch him in anything without thinking about that.

              • Ronwol196061 18/01/2019 at 9:51 pm

                He should make a film with Peter Lorre the oft injured one

          • Ronwol196061 18/01/2019 at 8:52 pm

            You have to always take away the first score you thought of. Imagine the fckuking referee blowing for a penalty that never happened and not accounting for a trans streaker that might be as good as Vincent Janssen had they had their boots on.
            Its not easy but if you use a pin you might at least get the average that I get

  • Matt 18/01/2019 at 10:06 pm

    I know The Boy is frantic to warn the world that Levy is fully intending to cash in on Eriksen.

    Yes, I assume Levys crime will be getting the best fee for Eriksen should he wish to leave.

    • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 10:27 pm

      Partly, but he contends that Levy isn’t seriously negotiating a new contract to keep him.

      • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 10:30 pm

        Based on the voices in his head.

        • McG ⚽⚽ 18/01/2019 at 10:43 pm

          I heard he was offered a contract on par with Dele, it should have been closer to Harry’s if that’s true. In my head, it makes sense to pay him whatever he’s asked for, so long as that doesn’t exceed HK’s salary. Sell him in a year’s time & he’s gonna be worth at least 40mil more than when his contract reaches it’s final 12 months. What’s there to lose??

          • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 10:50 pm

            Eriksen can’t be replaced easily. A very good player can be acquired for a large amount of money but it would take time to integrate into Pochettino’s team.

            • McG ⚽⚽ 18/01/2019 at 10:58 pm

              I’m not saying we should sell, but it makes no sense not getting him signed up, unless it’s true he wants to leave?

  • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 10:39 pm

    So the Queen’s police force is investigating Prince Philip’s car crash just like any other road traffic accident.

    Yeah, right. I’m sure if he’s at fault he’ll be be prosecuted…

  • McG ⚽⚽ 18/01/2019 at 11:00 pm

    I have to say, for all the good he’s done, Levy really has sucked out all of the fun from our transfer windows, I fookin hate them right now, especially seeing everyone else around us making signings. We can’t get away with losing players like Dembele & Tobes without strengthening, gonna bite us in the arse sooner or later.

    • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 11:12 pm

      I’m willing to give Levy the benefit of the doubt until the stadium is up and running. We’ve got good youngsters but I’d like to bring in a couple of homegrown players like that Hull winger and the Norwich right back (the jury is out on Aurier and Trippier) as ones to reinforce the squad. Maybe even Caspur’s Tierney. They wouldn’t break the bank.

      But we can’t compete with Citeh or Cheatski as they operate with flagrant disregard for any rules. But aside from them I can’t see much transfer activity yet from United, Arsenal or Liverpool.

  • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 11:05 pm

    Newsnight continues to be even handed over Trump. Some new allegations are being discussed by Newsnight with Craig Unger, a man who is hardly unbiased as he has previously claimed Trump is “a Russian asset”. How is that sound journalism?
    I neither know the facts or have any love of Trump, but even I can smell the rank unfairness of these BBC reports, as with no spokesman for Donald, it’s purely negative comments and poisoning of his reputation.

    • HD 🇺🇸 18/01/2019 at 11:08 pm

      Welcome to our world.

      • Chauvelin 18/01/2019 at 11:17 pm

        He might be a saint or a sinner, but he’s entitled to a just hearing. The BBC should be ashamed of that ‘discussion’ piece.

        • HD 🇺🇸 18/01/2019 at 11:25 pm

          Exactly. No judgement of the man but they (the media) should not pre judge nor preach a supposed outcome. It happens over here 1000 times a day. They have forgotten what facts are.

          • Caspurs 18/01/2019 at 11:32 pm

            From what I read about Trump in the US and our political shenanigans over here, the press appear to be more divided than ever, they are either pro or anti, with very little meaningful and balanced reporting on the either subject.

            • HD 🇺🇸 18/01/2019 at 11:36 pm

              Less in the way of balanced reporting. As it relates to him far more negative than positive. Reporting from this side on your issues seems quite straight forward.

  • Freund or Foe 19/01/2019 at 12:58 am

    I is currently in New York. The news seems to be how the news are reporting the news. It’s news to me. No news is good news. Huey Lewis and the News.

    • Chauvelin 19/01/2019 at 1:11 am


    • Chauvelin 19/01/2019 at 1:12 am

      Holiday or work? Or kidnapped?

      • Chauvelin 19/01/2019 at 1:14 am

        I’ve never been across the pond. Or the Irish sea, although I did make it to the Isle of Man when I was five. That’s the furthest west I’ve travelled.

        • Freund or Foe 19/01/2019 at 1:21 am

          Love US of A.

      • Freund or Foe 19/01/2019 at 1:19 am

        Nice ickle holiday, Missus birthday today.

        • HD 🇺🇸 19/01/2019 at 1:23 am

          Congrats Fofty, glad you are having a good time. For a really good time however; you should have dragged her to Western Nebraska. 😬

          • HD 🇺🇸 19/01/2019 at 1:24 am

            Oh and happy birthday to Mrs. F 🎂. My Mrs. was 3 days ago.

  • AntSpurs 19/01/2019 at 1:30 am

    Staaart spreading the news …Happy Birfdee day to Mrs Fof and belated Happy Birfdee to Mrs HD …New York New Yooork. *raise hat and twirl stick emoji. 🥳🥳🥳

    • HD 🇺🇸 19/01/2019 at 1:31 am

      Ant, you a beauty. 😁 👍

      • AntSpurs 19/01/2019 at 1:33 am

        Great man yerself Dawg 🍻

  • merrance 19/01/2019 at 3:35 am

    are taking the missus to studio 54?

  • wasdanspurs 19/01/2019 at 8:13 am

    Belated happy birthdays to Mrs FoF and Mrs HD. I wonder what Levy will buy them?

    • wasdanspurs 19/01/2019 at 8:42 am

      Sorry for the duplicate posts. One went into moderation and I’d had too much coffee to be patient.

      • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 19/01/2019 at 8:43 am

        Morning Dan, seems you’re still duplicating 😁

        • Wasdanspurs 19/01/2019 at 8:49 am

          Twice the effort, half the results. Story of my life ☺. Morning!

          • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 19/01/2019 at 8:53 am

            Hehe, I can identify with that. Are we getting another Danbleoug later?

            • Wasdanspurs 19/01/2019 at 9:01 am

              I’ve put one in drafts for Flatty to decide if it’s usable. I take no responsibility for anything, me.

              • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 19/01/2019 at 9:04 am

                Good man, looking forward to it 👍. Wish we weren’t last on the bill, much prefer to get the points on board and then see if the others fall short.

  • wasdanspurs 19/01/2019 at 8:31 am

    Happy belated birthday to Mrs FoF and Mrs HD!

  • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 19/01/2019 at 8:44 am

    Happy birfday to everyone including Mrs FoF and Mrs HD.

  • Flat Oeuf 19/01/2019 at 9:09 am

    Happy Boeufday to the estimable Mrs FoF and HD.

    Dan (not that one) has a a delight for us:

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