Harry Hotspur’s ‘Big Reveal’!

I:’m calling this piece ‘A’ Big Reveal because it isn’t ‘The’ Big Reveal many of us have been threatened and/or promised with for several weeks now.
The privilege of making the ‘Big Reveal’ belongs to Harry ‘The Boy’ Hotspur. I say ‘Big Reveal’ but the threat of exposure which started out as a ‘Big Reveal’, was recently downgraded to ‘more of a humiliation than a reveal’ (something about me and a mate of mine having small willies), and is now (if Harry Hotspur’s dismissive response to recent ‘reveal’ is anything to go by) not even a humiliation, but just something very, very funny. Stick around for a bit longer and you may be lucky enough to witness Harry Hotspur open an old jam jar and release a one of my old farts into the atmosphere.
Those of you unlucky enough to have actually been caught up in the crossfire of this (presumably, ongoing (if Harry Hotspur’s dismissive response to recent ‘reveal’ is anything to go by)) unseemly dispute ostensibly between Flat Oeuf, Fat Bertha and The Boy will have been sent an email explaining ‘everything’ with ‘evidence’ about the ‘dispute’.
Before I go any further I will say this: has acted with patience, dignity and down-right decency throughout, in the face of sometimes extreme provocation, and I really hope Harry Hotspur will now leave him alone to enjoy growing The Flat Oeuf Society.
I will also say that I’m ashamed that I did not stand up for in anything like the way I should have. I mean that. Genuinely ashamed. It was cowardice on my part.
I have invited Harry Hotspur on a number of occasions to (do us all a favour and) make his ‘Big Reveal’, even on this site. I opened up the comments section to him. He posted under about four different screen names (verifiable) even though the comments were opened up to him. Guess what he said? Well, suffice to say it wasn’t the ‘Big Reveal’.
I announced on theboyhotspur.com that I’d be taking the summer off commenting there, simply because I couldn’t face another summer of the kind of ugly sh*t commenting that had become commonplace. For good form I emailed Harry Hotspur with the same message. He replied in a perfectly friendly and mildly humorous manner (verifiable). I fully intended to go back when the new season had begun.
In the meantime, started a new blog for the original small group of TBH posters who had met and made friends. I was invited on as an admin (yes, me!). I stepped aboard the good ship Flat Oeuf but didn’t actually ‘leave’ TBH.
When our new home was leaked to Harry Hotspur, for leaked it was, his public abuse of us began in earnest. Who remembers his exhortation to any dissenter from his personal views to “… join these cunts … “, or his allowing to stand on his blog a comment made by Aussi in Switzerland to the affect that we were paedophiles? Both of these are verifiable by screenshots taken at the time.
Of course, these tactics backfired and more of ‘his’ crowd joined ‘us’. Huzzah! People aren’t stupid you know. Bring the publicity on!
As you know, and as we counselled, if you were caught posting here your days were numbered there. Furthermore some of you now posting here were targeted by Harry Hotspur and promised the ‘Big Reveal’.
Ah, the ‘Big Reveal’. Once upon a time it was a reveal about the lying and duplicitous Fatty and Flatty. Now it seems to be something “very, very funny” about just me! That’s if Harry Hotspur’s dismissive response to a certain other persons own recent ‘reveal’ is anything to go by.
Yes. That’s right. Even after yesterday’s free, frank and fearless ‘reveal’ by Flatty, which should have put this whole nonsense to bed, Harry Hotspur is *still* threatening to expose me!
So, brace yourselves, here goes for A Big Reveal: On the morning of the 15 July 2018 I received an email from Harry Hotspur demanding that I take down a Twitter account which he said was parodying him. Further, he informed me that my DAD would be suspended from TBH until I did so (all verifiable). I had no idea what he was talking about: NONE.
15 July is me skin and blisters birthday and this year (serendipitously) me farver would be in the UK to celebrate it with us. Yay! I told him the news. He wasn’t angry, he was just very, very disappointed.
As it happens, there was a parody account on Twitter. One of the other admins (not Flatty) had to show me what Harry Hotspur was ranting about (verifiable). I sniggered a bit and said whoever put it up DON’T take it down (verifiable). In fact, you may assume that, unless otherwise stated, everything I claim here is verifiable.
So, not knowing anything about this Twitter parody account and thinking whoda funk is this guy to tell me what to do AND drag me innocent ol’ farver into things? I decided to see how easy it would be set a parody account up. It’s very easy. Here’s mine Twitter.com/TheBoyHotspurr. From the moment I set it up on 15 July it has sat there unused and forlorn. I though, let me prick his pomposity a bit, he can’t demand things of me about which I have no knowledge: how dare he?
Unbeknownst to me the owner of the ‘other’ parody account ‘group followed’ Harry Hotspur’s Twitter contacts and wholly inadvertently and completely innocently ‘followed’ Harry Hotspur’s wife and it had understandably put the willies up him. Neither of nor I had any idea that this had happened.
I KNOW action was an innocent mistake because I pointed it out to him and I had his reaction first-hand.
When Harry Hotspur made his initial demands to me about the Twitter account I had no connection with and had the gall to draw me farver into things, and after I set up the new parody account, I decided to have a scootch about the t’internet and see if I could discover ‘anything’ about this obnoxious and largely anonymous, threat-making chap.
Well, I could. It’s actually very easy to find out stuff about people without using any special software, machines or subterfuge of any kind, and without spending any money. EVERYTHING I ‘found’ is in the public domain and entirely accessible to any interested party.
I spoke to the other admins and told them what I’d found, including that I’d found a name which probably belonged to Harry Hotspurs wife/partner, but that I would not divulge any of it to anyone, although we refused to take down the Twitters. We all agreed that we would not resort to dragging third parties into any dispute we had. Remember, no-one knew at this point what is was that had so upset him.
Then Harry Hotspur chose to escalate his threats to me culminating in a threat to ‘expose’ my ‘dark behaviour’ to my employer if I didn’t take the Twitters down. So, in true Churchilian spirit and with the words of the Rev Ian Paisley’s “Never, never, never… “ resounding in my soul I redoubled my efforts to see behind Harry Hotspur’s wall of anonymity.
Late last Sunday night it occurred to me that, as I now had a Twitter account, I could scootch about on there for stuff. So I looked for the name that I’d earlier found and guess what I discovered? Only that Rupert’s parody account was ‘following’ Harry Hotspur’s wife’s Twitter.
My Twitter follows , and vice versa. Apparently when you look at someone’s Twitter and you have contacts in common an indication of this is shown on one’s screen
Well, I nearly shat my pance! Both Twitters have almost exactly the same avatars, so when I first saw what I thought was my Twitter following Harry Hotspur’s wife I thought I’d clicked a wrong button or done something stupid I wasn’t aware of. Of course, it wasn’t my Twitter, it was !
I contacted and asked how he’d found and followed Harry Hotspur’s wife’s Twitter. He was bemused and oblivious as to what he’d done.
I was in stitches. Oh, the wicked irony. What had Harry Hotspur brought upon himself?! Actually, nothing, because neither the Fat one or the Flat one would ever have targeted this individual: NEVER! That ain’t how we roll, baby. But, oh! what did Harry Hotspur *think* he’d brought on himself? Well, what ever he did think wouldn’t have lasted long because as soon as realised what had happened he ‘unfollowed’ Harry Hotspur ‘s wife and subsequently wrote to Harry Hotspur extending an apology to his wife for the genuine mistake and any upset it had caused.
He’s a class act that .
Both parody accounts, albeit largely unused, are still ‘up’.
So, Harry Hotspur dragged me farver into a dispute about which me farver knew nothing and carried out an abusive vendetta against me over a Twitter account I initially had no knowledge of and at no time had any control over.
None of the above has anything to do with the campaign of abuse Harry Hotspur has waged against . It is simply my entirely verifiable account of the last few weeks I’ve spent caught up in Harry Hotspur’s madness.
The ‘Big Reveal’, my ‘dark behaviour’, I suspect, is that Harry Hotspur thinks I targeted his wife on Twitter! When actually, my knowing his wife’s name has/should have brought all of this nonsense to a conclusion!
I’ve no idea whether or not he carried out his threats, probably not. I’ve spoken to the police who will take a statement from me if I wish to make one. I don’t at the moment. I’m hoping he’ll fade away and let us all get on with the fun we’re having on THE FLAT OEUF!

 

 

Comments
  • Fat Bertha 04/09/2018 at 2:01 pm

    The above is an exact transcript of an email I sent to our emaip list about four weeks ago. I have just removed one name.

    • merrance 08/09/2018 at 12:32 am

      I am collaterally damaged

      • Fat Bertha 08/09/2018 at 10:21 pm

        Hehehe. Catch up with blog, Merrence.

  • DAVID 04/09/2018 at 2:13 pm

    I would suggest now would be a good time for all to move on.

    • foeorfreund 04/09/2018 at 2:18 pm

      Did that a considerable time ago. But then it’s not me, you, or most of us that are receiving personal emails.
      The thing is, none of us actually give a shite any more. It’s all in the past. Hopefully it will be soon for Fats.

      • Fat Bertha 04/09/2018 at 2:20 pm

        The delicious thing is … It wasn’t even me! Hahahahahahaha!

  • Bruxie 04/09/2018 at 2:14 pm

    Come on then, Harry.
    Your turn.

    You’ve had an apology for the inadvertent “following”.
    What more is there to say other than goodbye.

    You must have prepared something by now ready for publishing…
    Let’s have it out in the open on this blog and yours.

    See what effect that has on your readership.
    It’ll be good advertising for this blog.

    Leave it be.

    • Fat Bertha 04/09/2018 at 2:18 pm

      He wouldn’t dare put this on his blog. But as a lot of his ‘readers’ visit here they may choose to stay. Anyway it’s all out there in the public domain for all to see.

      I really hope he leaves us alone now.

  • Fat Bertha 04/09/2018 at 2:31 pm

    Just for clarity, I ‘found’ Mrs The Boy Hotspur completely by accident when I was looking for Mr The Boy Hotspur. Her name was listed next to his in a directory.

    I’ve told NO-ONE (except Flatty) what that name is or where I found it. Not even me own farver.

    Mrs The Boy was NEVER in mine/our contemplation. Mr The Boy was, 100%, for the reasons given above.

  • TCY 04/09/2018 at 2:36 pm

    “Sticks and stones. . . “

    Time to move on. . .

  • stevo1987 04/09/2018 at 2:49 pm

    ENIC out!!

  • Tedious Troll 04/09/2018 at 2:56 pm
  • Chauvelin 04/09/2018 at 2:57 pm

    I’m not on Twitter and never intend to be. Nor am I on Facebook.

    The moral of this story is surely don’t enter onto social media platforms lightly. It’s a spiders web in that vibrations once set started can travel in many directions. And this tale of woe, misunderstanding and accusations is a warning to the unwary!

    • Fat Bertha 04/09/2018 at 2:59 pm

      Yep. Word to your mother. Apart from this and the as yet unused parody Twitter account I don’t use any social media nonsense.

      • Chauvelin 04/09/2018 at 3:05 pm

        What faffs me off are the very many small businesses and traders who rely solely on Facebook. If I ask for a contact point and are told they have a Facebook page I have to inform them that it’s of no use. I’m not signing up to Zuckerberg’s data harvesting device.

    • Hartley 04/09/2018 at 3:00 pm

      This is my only web based nonsense.

      • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 04/09/2018 at 3:04 pm

        And me, used to tell my daughter that social commenting wasn’t worth the hastle. If it weren’t for the delightful geezers I’ve met and interacted with because of this bleoug I’d be outta here. Why anyone does twitter or faceplant is beyond me.

        • Hartley 04/09/2018 at 3:07 pm

          Hartley is washing his hair and pouting.

    • Syd 04/09/2018 at 3:33 pm

      Dam straight glossy.

  • foeorfreund 04/09/2018 at 2:57 pm

    So, Harry managed to get into the admin section of this website by pretending to be someone else, and was given accidental “author” status.
    The author status has been deleted several times, but it seems he has a way of getting it back. He has done this three times today.
    Congrats Harry, for someone so grateful for “the purge”, so insistent that you don’t read this blog, and someone who is allegedly so busy, you seem to be spending a lot of time and effort in your quest to .
    Give it a rest mate, move the fuck on. If you have a personal vendetta against Fats then deal with it with your people, leave us alone please.

    • Fat Bertha 04/09/2018 at 3:00 pm

      Hang on … Let’s find out who his people are before we agree to that …

      • foeorfreund 04/09/2018 at 3:03 pm

        Teehee.
        I meant the posters on his site. I’m sure that you, or anyone else here, don’t care what he writes about us over there. If he wants to let it all out, that’s the place to do it.

        • Bruxie 04/09/2018 at 3:04 pm

          I conker.

        • Fat Bertha 04/09/2018 at 3:15 pm

          Well, he’s never been shy of saying whatever he likes about whomever he wants, so whether we like it or not he’ll do as he pleases.
          It just seems to me that whenever he opens his mouth he makes thing worse for himself. It’s a bit like watching a Jeremy Kyle show where T** **y is the only contestant fighting with himself.

          • Chauvelin 04/09/2018 at 3:23 pm

            I remember that episode of Star Trek: Lazarus.

    • Fat Bertha 04/09/2018 at 3:28 pm

      We’re re still not entirely sure yet whether Hatespur posing as jt1882 managed to take advantage of our trusting and good natured naivety and deceived us all, finding himself with access to the private admin chat room.

      In previous posts both publicly and privately I have heavily hinted that a certain former friend had betrayed a confidence and revealed sensitive information about me.

      It’s beginning to look like I was completely wrong about the source of the betrayal.

      I posted on the private admin chat room the address of a potential employer. Within ~5 days I had an email threatening to expose me to this potential employer.

      I’d like to apologise to that person for undermining his integrity and assuming he was the source.

      He knows who he is, I hope.

      • foeorfreund 04/09/2018 at 3:35 pm

        Well if it isn’t that, it must be one of the other 7. I reckon its that twat with the David Moyes avatar.

      • Syd 04/09/2018 at 3:36 pm

        Goodness. Im not smart enuf. Is it me? 😉😉😉😉

  • Elyid 04/09/2018 at 3:10 pm

    I came to this site for the good natured banter, clearly there are differences of opinions but these opinions are discussed in a grown up (ok that might be stretching it) and often humorous manner. That appeals to me.
    I don’t know what is going on with the other guy, maybe it’s just that time of the month and poor Hormonal Hotspur struggles to contain his emotions during these difficult times. Personally I don’t care, in my very humble opinions his postings should simply be treated with the contempt they truly deserve. Not blocked because they surely act as a reminder of why we are here, simply ignored completely.

    • Fat Bertha 04/09/2018 at 3:29 pm

      Emminently sensible, your honour.

    • Ronwol196061 04/09/2018 at 4:52 pm

      I agree. It’s all nonsense.
      Lets all get back to arguing whether Dembele was the best thing since sliced bread or the demon he is reported to be or a player that was decent enough to play in a position we couldnt find anyone else to play

  • Hartley 04/09/2018 at 3:21 pm

    Congratulations to new signing Toby Alderweireld and his wife on the announcement of the birth of their daughter earlier today.

    • foeorfreund 04/09/2018 at 3:29 pm

      You besterd. I’ve just checked Newsnow, thinking he’s signed a new contract.

    • TCY 04/09/2018 at 3:30 pm

      New signing? Tell me more please.

      • Hartley 04/09/2018 at 3:33 pm

        We don’t do new signings haven’t you read the memo. Toby and Lucas and little Harry Winks are as close as we are going to get.

    • stevo1987 04/09/2018 at 3:42 pm

      It’s my daughters birthday today. She’s 21 which just makes me feel old.

      • foeorfreund 04/09/2018 at 3:53 pm

        Happy birthday Stevo’s daughter!

  • Chauvelin 04/09/2018 at 3:34 pm

    Fat Bertha
    Well, he’s never been shy of saying whatever he likes about whomever he wants, so whether we like it or not he’ll do as he pleases.
    It just seems to me that whenever he opens his mouth he makes thing worse for himself. It’s a bit like watching a Jeremy Kyle show where T** **y is the only contestant fighting with himself.

  • Syd 04/09/2018 at 3:38 pm

    Good night guys

  • Moron 04/09/2018 at 3:56 pm

    Why hit spam?

    You wanted a reply.

    • Fat Bertha 04/09/2018 at 4:18 pm

      Hahahahahahaha! How old are you? I mean, really. Please, keep posting this stuff here. It’s golden.

      I’m bruised, I’m hurt, I’m damaged! Hahahahahahahaha!

      You do realise that ‘revelations’ like this just make you look like a big blubby silly billy?

      Your comments go to spam bevause you keep trying to sneak in here with silly billy names. We haven’t blocked you, I love your posts here.

      Can we have permission to post some of our comments on your blog? Go on, be brave!

    • Fat Bertha 04/09/2018 at 4:29 pm

      Do you honestly think ANYONE believes a word you say?
      We did talk once for about 20 mins. It was about some potential ITK about Leicester and drugs, and as you well know I was speaking on behalf of a friend. I never claimed it was my ITK, as you know.

      You did most of the talking. You told me exactly what information you’d need to take the ‘ITK’ seriously. You said some digging into players’ backgrounds IE who their agents were, and then cross reference them etc etc.

      I passed your advice on in good faith.

  • Northern Spur 04/09/2018 at 4:14 pm

    Bruxie, you’ve been mentioned in despatches. Kudos!

    • 89Spurs 👁 04/09/2018 at 4:29 pm

      Nice one Bruxie,well done!

    • Bruxie 04/09/2018 at 5:05 pm

      Must have hit a nerve…
      He was a friend…

      • Bruxie 04/09/2018 at 5:05 pm

        I shall stick to my guano.

  • 89Spurs 👁 04/09/2018 at 4:26 pm

    Let’s all hope, that’s the end of the saga! With no blood being spilt, and everybody reasonably satisfied in the outcome.
    I very much doubt it, but live in peace one and all.

    • Fat Bertha 04/09/2018 at 4:34 pm

      One thing you can say about T** **y is that he doesn’t know when to stop digging.

      Who remembers how doggedly his stuck to his (unloaded, plastic water-pistol) guns over the Tottenham Hotspur and the Terminally Ill Children story?

      Despite being told many times by lots of people that he’d got the smelly end of the stick he persisted with his nonsense.

      No, he doesn’t know when to stop digging.

  • Fat Bertha 04/09/2018 at 4:39 pm

    So far today we’ve had T** **y’s ‘Great Big Massive Ginormous Reveal’, T** **y’s revelation that he has been stealing our private conversations AFTER we GDPR’d him, and now telling lies about conversations that took place several years ago.

    And all this from someone who repeatedly said on his own blog that I’m ‘unbinnable’! Hahahahahaha.

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 04/09/2018 at 4:43 pm

      Now that T** **y appears to have exited the premises, at least for now, its like finally getting rid of that ginormous dump after attempted flushings.

      • Fat Bertha 04/09/2018 at 4:49 pm

        …but finding out you’ve run out of tissue paper and your an*s is still a bit mucky.

        • Ronwol196061 04/09/2018 at 4:54 pm

          Those purpotraitors should feces up to it

  • Fat Bertha 04/09/2018 at 4:59 pm

    Just in case you’re still reading Mr The Boy Hotspur, you may think that because you were accidentally invited to participate in this blog your sneaky stealing of our private conversations don’t count. Just remember you approached Real Fan first on false pretences asking to be involved in his new blog. All verifiable.

  • Bruxie 04/09/2018 at 5:20 pm

    Oh well.
    Time to wait for a new email announcing a new blog.
    Seesulater.

  • Flat Oeuf 04/09/2018 at 5:28 pm

    Drinks anyone? What are you all having?

    • danspurs 04/09/2018 at 5:29 pm

      What am I allowed?

      • Flat Oeuf 04/09/2018 at 6:26 pm

        Virtually anything

        • Chauvelin 04/09/2018 at 6:30 pm

          I knew there would be a catch.

          • Chauvelin 04/09/2018 at 6:41 pm

            I fancy a Cream Soda.

            And yes, I do live in the 1970s.

        • danspurs 04/09/2018 at 6:31 pm

          Why, thank you. I’ll help myself to exactly that the next time you’re not looking. It always tastes better that way.

    • foeorfreund 04/09/2018 at 5:29 pm

      Water for me please.
      Can you freeze it, then add a slice of lime and a shite load of Bacardi.

    • Fat Bertha 04/09/2018 at 5:33 pm

      One of these.please, just to cleanse my palate:

  • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 04/09/2018 at 5:53 pm

    Ronwol196061

    I agree. It’s all nonsense.
    Lets all get back to arguing whether Dembele was the best thing since sliced bread or the demon he is reported to be or a player that was decent enough to play in a position we couldnt find anyone else to play

    Ron I writ a long scribble about the devine Dembele and how he’s been magnificent for us over the years but somehow managed to delete it before sending. Anyhoo I think he is. Magnificent that is and I’m convinced even though the stats might not prove it cos I only agree with stats when they agree with me. Otherwise they’re pance.

  • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 04/09/2018 at 6:00 pm
    • Caspurs 04/09/2018 at 6:08 pm

      Do you now? Best keep your eyes peeled for my big reveal, coming sometime time in the distant future.. :p
      Note to self: Pay attention you daydreaming twonk! Check your replying to the correct fakky post, pfft, and double pfft you idiot.

  • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 04/09/2018 at 6:06 pm

    I fink I got away wiv it! 😉

  • Superspoz 🏆 04/09/2018 at 6:09 pm

    Unpopular opinion:
    I miss sideshow Bob.

    • Flat Oeuf 04/09/2018 at 6:13 pm

      Always had good chats with him myself and liked his left-field shizzle.

      • Superspoz 🏆 04/09/2018 at 6:18 pm

        He weren’t everyone’s cup of tea, but I got along with him too. I remember when the bunny boiler binned him. Funnily enough, SSB said something along the lines of taking down his site as has a mate with the tools to do so.

        • Caspurs 04/09/2018 at 6:23 pm

          Yup, there were time he had me in stitches, speshly when he and Fronty were having their ‘who can out insult the other’ phase, hilarious.

        • Chauvelin 04/09/2018 at 6:28 pm

          SSB really was a Flat Earther. I don’t think anything ever said had the slightest impression on him.

          • Fat Bertha 04/09/2018 at 7:19 pm

            I might be able to reach him.

            • Chauvelin 04/09/2018 at 7:24 pm

              Well it would be worth inviting him to visit us. He’s a wacky guy.

            • Caspurs 04/09/2018 at 7:27 pm

              Fronty might have his deets?

          • HD 🇺🇸 04/09/2018 at 7:20 pm

            He is a hellava character.

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 04/09/2018 at 6:20 pm

      Yep, used to make me larf. Most of the time.

      • Chauvelin 04/09/2018 at 6:32 pm

        Just wondering what a conversation between Sideshow and Ants might go like. And for how long.

        • 89Spurs 👁 04/09/2018 at 6:57 pm

          I used to like the input, from. Still nil nil. It used to be very level headed, I think he’s in the police force.🚔

          • Superspoz 🏆 04/09/2018 at 7:14 pm

            Can’t tell you what happened to him, bounced between both blogs for a short while but don’t know what happened after that. Dilly used to get under his skin every noqàd again, that was quite amusing.

            • 89Spurs 👁 04/09/2018 at 7:16 pm

              Dilly still on the Hatespurs site, if it was him?

              • Chauvelin 04/09/2018 at 7:20 pm

                Dilly and Poxy still post on there.

          • Chauvelin 04/09/2018 at 7:17 pm

            He is still persevering as best he can on t’other place. I think he is using ‘Albert Pierrepoint’ as his nom de plume.

  • Superspoz 🏆 04/09/2018 at 6:12 pm

    In other news. Got an ultra sound guided injection into my problem elbow today and ordered an iPad for myself because I was such a good boy at the hospital.

    • Fat Bertha 04/09/2018 at 6:59 pm

      Good lad. Hope your elbow improves.

      • Superspoz 🏆 04/09/2018 at 7:12 pm

        Cheers pal. Took your advice too. I’m getting a brand new 4th generation one. Why dafuq not.. I need to remind my self that I don’t live to work, it’s the other way around. Can’t wait to start making the tunes again.

        • Chauvelin 04/09/2018 at 7:17 pm

          I just got a lollipop.

          • Superspoz 🏆 04/09/2018 at 7:25 pm

            What flavour? If you say cola, I don’t know you..

            • Chauvelin 04/09/2018 at 7:29 pm

              Lemon sherbet.

              • Superspoz 🏆 04/09/2018 at 7:33 pm

              • UnkleTaff 04/09/2018 at 7:33 pm

                Opportunity missed.

  • Chauvelin 04/09/2018 at 6:19 pm

    Bruxie
    I shall stick to my guano.

    Nothing beats Bat Guano!

  • Chauvelin 04/09/2018 at 6:38 pm

    Has any good come out of today? Have any conclusions been reached? The details are rather complicated to follow from the outside, but it seems to me that his intentions were directed at sowing discord and suspicion between you jolly lads. I think he’s rather overplayed his hand and given too much info away.

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 04/09/2018 at 6:54 pm

      I suspect he’s made many enemies over the years and bullied many peeps as well. This time he’s come up against two people, Flatty and Fatty who refuse to be intimidated by him. He’s finding it difficult to deal with this.

      • Fat Bertha 04/09/2018 at 7:37 pm

        Flatty bore the brunt for some months and then started this blog. I’ve just got a lot of time on my hands at the moment.
        I think T** **y falls out with everyone eventually.

  • Caspurs 04/09/2018 at 7:09 pm

    I find this helps to pass the time until the new abode is ready..

    • Sexy Beast 04/09/2018 at 7:46 pm

      OXO? I prefer Bovril.
      SSB and Nick Hibbett would add to the flavor. for sure.
      I’m hoping when this blog get together we invite Dilly and Poxy and my belief is in the end they will post here, two gentlemen Spurs fans.

      • Caspurs 04/09/2018 at 7:48 pm

        They’ve been invited, but have said they would like to remain with the Boy (maybe out of loyalty?), which is fairynuff.

        • Superspoz 🏆 04/09/2018 at 7:51 pm

          What loyalty?

          • Caspurs 04/09/2018 at 7:53 pm

            T** **y stuck up for Dilly when he was getting grief.

          • Chauvelin 04/09/2018 at 7:57 pm

            An odd relationship sprang up just before I left. Some comments were having a right go at Dilly for his preoccupation with repeatedly suggesting the Academy youth should be played (such as Phoenix Patterson) and he was drawing a lot of flak. T** **Y warned them off, in effect protecting Dilly. Maybe he felt he’d lost too many oldies to risk losing anymore?

      • Superspoz 🏆 04/09/2018 at 7:50 pm

        I asked about nick not so long ago, I came across him once on another blog, it could of been tottenhamblog.com I think

        • Fat Bertha 04/09/2018 at 8:35 pm

          I tried to contact Nick through his son. I left a message but didn’t get a reply.

          • Superspoz 🏆 04/09/2018 at 8:54 pm

            That’s a real shame, I’m gonna keep an eye out for him.

  • Chauvelin 04/09/2018 at 7:28 pm

    Radio Five were just explaining the new Euro qualifier system and the complementary Nations League groups.
    I am completely confused.

    • Danspurs 04/09/2018 at 7:43 pm

      I read an article explaining it yesterday. It was very well written in very plain English. I’m still none the wiser. Though I think we play every one in our group twice and it just replaces friendlies, with euro qualifying groups carrying on separately. If we win our nations group we go to a mini tournament next summer. If we come bottom of our group we get bumped down a tier of nations for next season, replaced by a group winner from the tier we’re relegated to. But I think there is also a way for four teams to sneak into the euros via the summer competition every other year. That’s what I couldn’t follow. Though nor am I sure any of what I’ve typed is correct.

      • Chauvelin 04/09/2018 at 7:45 pm

        I heard similar words on the radio but they weren’t able to say what criteria would gain entry to the Euros. They don’t know, I think EUFA can make it up on the fly.

        • Danspurs 04/09/2018 at 7:55 pm

          Most likely depending on which big nations need a second chance to qualify for the euros… The article hinted at that but also pointed out that the majority of big countries qualifying for the summer tournament should theoretically have already qualified for the euros meaning some smaller countries might end up with a bye. It sounded like the sort of dog’s dinner that could actually end up being fun. It also means there will never be a summer without some form of international tournament. It sounded like more football to me, but apparently it’s somehow not.

          • Chauvelin 04/09/2018 at 8:03 pm

            It’s more.

            • Danspurs 04/09/2018 at 8:08 pm

              More football. More money. More TV rights deals. What’s not to like 🤔

  • Chauvelin 04/09/2018 at 7:37 pm

    The Danish FA are in dispute with their players, and their squad for the friendly with Slovakia consists of semi professionals from their lowest leagues. Then they take on Wales in the qualifier. Could be a cricket score.

  • Freund or Foe 04/09/2018 at 7:39 pm

    Superspoz
    Unpopular opinion:
    I miss sideshow Bob.

    Turns out it’s popular opinion. I’m in.

    • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 04/09/2018 at 7:40 pm

      Agreed, enough with Sideshow Harry …

      • Chauvelin 04/09/2018 at 7:46 pm

        Freakshow Harry, the amazing bullshitting man…

        • Superspoz 🏆 04/09/2018 at 7:48 pm

          I quite liked Bunny Boiler..

        • 89Spurs 👁 04/09/2018 at 7:54 pm

          Such a hateful man, Levi and ENIC anti through and through.

          • Chauvelin 04/09/2018 at 8:02 pm

            There is actually a parasitic relationship there. He is feeding off hatred for Levy which he is trying to stoke up. So he’s trying to make cash out of complaining. And he moans about the Supporters Trust accepting biscuits from Levy…

            • 89Spurs 👁 04/09/2018 at 8:10 pm

              That’s a term that I’ve used to describe him. On several occasions.

  • Caspurs 04/09/2018 at 7:55 pm

    Hmmm, what am I going to have for din dins??

    • Danspurs 04/09/2018 at 7:58 pm

      I can recommend the guano. I’ve heard it’s very nice.

      • 89Spurs 👁 04/09/2018 at 8:00 pm

        Bird nest soup.

      • Chauvelin 04/09/2018 at 8:05 pm

        It’s gold dust for farmers. Really high quality manure.

    • Superspoz 🏆 04/09/2018 at 8:10 pm

      I just added the cinnoman into my sweet potatoe and spinach curry and the spinach is about to go in too as soon as fish out the cinnamon stick and the 4 cloves I put into my brown rice. Delish!

      • Chauvelin 04/09/2018 at 8:14 pm

        I made gingerbread yesterday. Not recommended for diabetics, so much syrup!

        • Superspoz 🏆 04/09/2018 at 8:21 pm

          Mmm syrup, I’m a sucker for syrup. I’ve a jar of fresh walnuts in syrup which is infused with cloves and other aromatic spices. Its a Cypriot thing, it’s soooo sweet, I use it’s syrup on my pancakes. So naughty!

  • Ronwol196061 04/09/2018 at 8:01 pm

    SpurAndy

    Ronwol196061
    I agree. It’s all nonsense.
    Lets all get back to arguing whether Dembele was the best thing since sliced bread or the demon he is reported to be or a player that was decent enough to play in a position we couldnt find anyone else to play

    Ron I writ a long scribble about the devine Dembele and how he’s been magnificent for us over the years but somehow managed to delete it before sending. Anyhoo I think he is. Magnificent that is and I’m convinced even though the stats might not prove it cos I only agree with stats when they agree with me. Otherwise they’re pance.

    The stats have little in the way of info on CMs and DMs.

    Dembele did not control a game but for years owned the middle of the park.
    He was tough when needed and nimble footwork when is was called for.
    Without this recent lull (which could be the last one for us)
    Most here but not all appreciated his work I did too

  • Ronwol196061 04/09/2018 at 8:24 pm

    If Harrys whole thing was hits on the net then why is he wasting his time with this bullshit.
    Just come up with a headline that frustrates the fcuk out the people that look at News Now.
    If he values bloggers then he should have valued them while he had a bunch of them.
    If he needs control he isn’t going to get it. Its a place to write and develop comraderie but he was weaker in the latter department.
    In business you have to know who your clients are are what they need.
    He didn’t care.

    • Chauvelin 04/09/2018 at 8:49 pm

      He can’t have his cake and eat it. He deliberately writes incendiary blogs to draw readers, then lays into posters (playing the man not the ball) when they write comments that disagree with him.
      Shock jock style.

  • Hartley 04/09/2018 at 8:43 pm

    Sexy Beast
    OXO? I prefer Bovril.
    SSB and Nick Hibbett would add to the flavor. for sure.
    I’m hoping when this blog get together we invite Dilly and Poxy and my belief is in the end they will post here, two gentlemen Spurs fans.

    Sideshow and Nick I can happily live with but the WUM/gooner/twat what is Dillingberg can rot over there for all posterity as far as this yid is concerned. I can’t seem to take to him.

    • Chauvelin 04/09/2018 at 8:45 pm

      Ah! Maybe I can see why Dilly is still there. You were rather, ahem, ‘abrasive’ in your dialogue with him. As in boot connecting with knackers.

      • Fat Bertha 04/09/2018 at 9:03 pm

        Dilly and Poxy were made aware of this blog before we could reach Mr Hartley. They both wanted to stay over there. No worries.

    • Sexy Beast 04/09/2018 at 8:51 pm

      Dilly is a bit excentric and could needle some with his posts but when you meet him you realise what a nice fellow he is, that place is empty without us lot, this place is where the action is.
      Hartley, he used to needle me at times if i’m honest but after meeting him his posts just amused me when others got irate.

      • Superspoz 🏆 04/09/2018 at 8:57 pm

        I’m I bad person for enjoying Hartleys replies to some of his outrageous posts?

        • Hartley 04/09/2018 at 9:00 pm

          No, you’re a good man Spoz. Super in fact.

          • Superspoz 🏆 04/09/2018 at 9:06 pm

            Aww shucks!!

            Right back atchya Harts. One of my favs in fact

            • Fat Bertha 04/09/2018 at 9:07 pm

              Avec.

              • Superspoz 🏆 04/09/2018 at 9:17 pm

                There you go again, using words which I have to Google.

                • Fat Bertha 04/09/2018 at 9:18 pm

                  Soz, Spoz.

                  • Superspoz 🏆 04/09/2018 at 9:20 pm

                    X

          • merrance 06/09/2018 at 3:52 am

            are you having weather Harts?still having weather over here.No stopping it ,it seems

  • McG ⚽⚽ 04/09/2018 at 8:44 pm

    Any chance of a new blog? Way too much time has been donated to this twat. Can’t everyone simply refuse to mention or discuss his name or site again? Ignore his every word, every email & pretend he doesn’t exist, he will eventually get bored & move on. What’s going on now is simply ruining things for new readership.

    • 89Spurs 👁 04/09/2018 at 8:45 pm

      100%

      • Hartley 04/09/2018 at 8:47 pm

        I’m with yer

    • McG ⚽⚽ 04/09/2018 at 8:48 pm

      I’d actually go as far as banning him from commenting on here too, he’s taking advantage of the good grace he’s been shown.

      • McG ⚽⚽ 04/09/2018 at 8:51 pm

        F*ck him off to the land of moderation.

        • Hartley 04/09/2018 at 8:52 pm

          Tit for tat, an eye for an eye an all that, ban the fucker.

        • Sexy Beast 04/09/2018 at 9:23 pm

          In the face haha

    • Chauvelin 04/09/2018 at 8:50 pm

      Exactly his intention. It’s got to be about him.

      • HD 🇺🇸 04/09/2018 at 8:52 pm

        Narcissism gone rampant.

        • Chauvelin 04/09/2018 at 8:54 pm

          He thinks we belong to him and have been lured/stolen away by those naughty men Flatty and Fatty, as if they are the Pier Piper.

          • Chauvelin 04/09/2018 at 8:54 pm

            *pied

            • Hartley 04/09/2018 at 8:55 pm

              You sound it.

              • Superspoz 🏆 04/09/2018 at 9:01 pm

                He’s just minced his words.

      • Sexy Beast 04/09/2018 at 8:55 pm

        The funny thing is his place is gohstly quiet, i think he misses us lol

        • 89Spurs 👁 04/09/2018 at 8:58 pm

          He’s the one that did the purge, then crowed about it.

        • Ronwol196061 04/09/2018 at 8:59 pm

          He could come over here and risk getting binned. Maybe he would enjoy it and find some kind of rennaissance inside himself

          • 89Spurs 👁 04/09/2018 at 9:01 pm

            I think that is all about money Ron, also he would lose face if he did.

          • McG ⚽⚽ 04/09/2018 at 9:04 pm

            Ban him & end this nonsense, then stop talking about him. Twat’s obviously loving all this.

  • Superspoz 🏆 04/09/2018 at 8:58 pm

    Ahhh, the curry was delicious, as was the IPA that washed it down. Now to melt into the sofa and digest..

  • McG ⚽⚽ 04/09/2018 at 9:00 pm

    So who thinks Dembele shouldn’t start vs dips? I think playing Sanchez & not Dier was the major issue on Sunday. He’s a big game player & does raise his game. I’d like to see some more of winks, but not until he’s fully up to speed, & against some lesser sides first. Dembele to start aginst dips for me, should be nicely rested too.

    • Superspoz 🏆 04/09/2018 at 9:03 pm

      I’d like to see that line up given a second chance but I’d want a fully fit rose instead of Davis and Dier for dembele.

      • Superspoz 🏆 04/09/2018 at 9:04 pm

        I meant formation.

        • McG ⚽⚽ 04/09/2018 at 9:05 pm

          I’ve enjoyed a back four, unless Rose plays I’d rather we stuck with it.

          • Fat Bertha 04/09/2018 at 9:06 pm

            I bet you have …

          • Superspoz 🏆 04/09/2018 at 9:12 pm

            We looked solid with the back 3 the season before last. The speedy Sanchez in between the “quarterbacks” that is Jan and Toby was genius. And winks excelled in the middle vs Madrid last season. Can’t wait for his return.

    • Hartley 04/09/2018 at 9:07 pm

      I wouldn’t start Dembele again unless he was the very last option available, he’s OK to bring on for the last twenty minutes when he will be at the same fitness levels as the other players.

    • Ronwol196061 04/09/2018 at 9:09 pm

      What Poch tried to do is get all the players playing more fluid.It worked but Watford’s defence was very tight and it was difficult to get through both through passes or with power and running.
      Nobody did anything special.
      Dembele was ahead of the back 5 and it was difficult for him to deal with the midfield by himself he was outnumbered and he is slower now.
      Liverpool poses a different problem but Poch often comes up with the right formation against them.
      I would put Winks in with Dier myself. But we play 3 CBs there will be two few to put the ball in the net. And if we go with two CB’s IM not sure we can hold Sallah,Mane and Firmino

      • Hartley 04/09/2018 at 9:12 pm

        I fully agree

        • Ronwol196061 04/09/2018 at 9:20 pm

          NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Caspurs 04/09/2018 at 9:07 pm

    McG

    Any chance of a new blog?

    Yep, as soon as you write one. ✏️

  • Fat Bertha 04/09/2018 at 9:15 pm

    New Blog —>

  • Tedious Troll 06/09/2018 at 8:44 pm

    Twas just reading through his comment section on some garbage ‘article’ (which took about 20 seconds btw due to the lack of people there now) and saw this from one of the inner-circle (jerkers):

    ‘nobody seemingly admitted to buying the now defunct News of the World but 4m people bought it!!!’

    Nice rationalisation!
    Comparing it to a rag that went down the toilet….
    Perfect.
    Watching Negative Nancy (the) boy Notspur heading to the same place as NOTW truly is a joy.

    You wont know me from there despite me posting everyday.
    Due to me always referring to him as Nancy Notspur meant that none of my comments ever got published. It didn’t ever stop me communicating to him though until the point came when I was properly banned and couldn’t even see the site anymore. Not sure what happened though as I can go there again now but decided I’d done my bit and not to waste my time.

    This was before I ever knew he had so many others causing him problems as such and I was delighted to find out that all this happened and this blog sprang up as a result.

    I am not a tedious troll, just that’s what he called me once about 10 years ago for suggesting he was wrong about something he had spouted.
    He was proven wrong (as always) and yet I never got my apology. Oh well….

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