Dr Hugo Jekyll or Mr Lloris Hyde?


So here we are again, the football season is over and we find ourselves once again in the hall of mirrors reflecting on the heroes and villains of seasons past. So who is the man wearing the gloves? Dr Hugo Jekyll or Mr Lloris Hyde?

Over the course of the season we have seen Dr Hugo Jekyll perform miracles between the sticks, yet at other times we’ve found ourselves witnessing the maleficent antics of a certain Mr Lloris Hyde. Personally I think he’s equipped himself adequately this season, to say he’s been fantastic might be pushing the bounds of reality just a tad.

Our Hugo has been much maligned by a number of our fans, I’m not so sure he deserves all the criticism he receives. Yes he has been prone to poor judgement at times, occasionally believing he’s an outfield player (causing multiple panic attacks). I would probably say he’s been pretty consistent over the last couple of seasons, we have come to know what to expect, and prepare for.

Mostly we see the usual impeccable bed side manner of Dr Hugo Jekyll keeping our goal safe and healthy, but we all know somewhere inside the gloved man there is a battle raging, where on occasion the mischievous Mr Lloris Hyde prevails.

With all personalities considered, I feel we are in safer hands (pun intended) with our conflicted French ball handler in goal than not. It’s all too easy for some to focus on the mistakes he’s made, yes there have been a few, but he has kept us in more games, than he has lost for us.

  • Caspurs 31/05/2018 at 12:05 pm

    Ha, Sod you McG! I’m foist…

    • Flat Oeuf 31/05/2018 at 12:41 pm

      You’ll have to ban yourself. ‘First’ and phantom ‘New blog>>>’ are punishable by extermination.

      • Caspurs 31/05/2018 at 12:45 pm

        Guilty me Lud, but It woz wurfit!

        • Flat Oeuf 31/05/2018 at 12:50 pm

    • McG ⚽⚽ 31/05/2018 at 2:38 pm


  • Caspurs 31/05/2018 at 12:39 pm

    • Flat Oeuf 31/05/2018 at 12:39 pm

      Enjoying the Yellow Line of Power? Not much fun when no-one’s looking, eh?

  • Flat Oeuf 31/05/2018 at 12:57 pm

    As for Hugo, I’ve been complaining about his distribution for 4 seasons now so I won’t rehash that. Vorm did the exact same in the FA Cup SF by chipping the ball into touch, just when we had Yanited on the ropes, which led directly to their equaliser.

    With so much of our game based on playing out from the back, my view is that if a team come to press us high (Citeh), then Hugo is more liability than asset.

    On the other hand, you’re spot on. He makes some great saves at vital moments which have turned games to our advantage by keeping us ahead or level.

    Additionally, he’s a calm head who’s committed to the Club. I think he should be made Club Captain and the on field Captaincy should be given to someone else…quite who is a debate for another day (but not Dier :}).

  • SpurAndy 31/05/2018 at 1:16 pm

    Nice over view Cas and I am happy to agree with your view that Lloris is a major asset as confirmed by the inestimable CIES Football Observatory who place him as the numero uno keeper in Europe. Some slight concern that De Gea is no where to be seen and that Karius has crept into the list, crapped and crept out again but nevertheless our boy is the top banana.


    • Caspurs 31/05/2018 at 1:31 pm

      Lloris is numero uno?!?! That I find hard to believe, I can only assume CIES must be an Enic company…

  • McG ⚽⚽ 31/05/2018 at 2:55 pm

    Yeah, I agree with most of that Cas. It would be very difficult to find an upgrade without spending an absolute fortune, & we have more important areas to direct our transfer funds imo. He does make the occasional mistake, but is a great shot stopper & races off his line getting us out of trouble on many occasion. Def a keeper! As for Cies, maybe that’s to do with him having conceded so few goals over the last 3 seasons??

  • Freund or Foe 31/05/2018 at 3:35 pm

    Do any of you guys remember me telling you that my son wrote a book?
    He’s just called me…he got a contract through the post from a publisher this morning!!!!!
    Bursting with pride, literally bursting.
    I think some of you guys may know, he’s highly autistic. Didn’t start speaking until he was nearly 6, couldn’t read or write until secondary school.
    Best. Day. Ever.

    • McG ⚽⚽ 31/05/2018 at 3:40 pm

      Congrats mate, pleased for you all!!

    • Caspurs 31/05/2018 at 3:50 pm

      Brilliant mate, congrats to your lad. 👍🍾

    • JonSpur 31/05/2018 at 4:23 pm

      Wow! That’s outstanding!

    • Flat Oeuf 31/05/2018 at 4:29 pm

      Son of FoF = Legend

      • Caspurs 31/05/2018 at 4:35 pm


    • UnkleTaff 31/05/2018 at 4:46 pm

      I don’t have children myself so I don’t know what it’s like to see them do really well, but I’m guessing it tops any achievements you might make yourself.

      Really pleased for you FoFfy.

    • SpurAndy 31/05/2018 at 5:15 pm

      Great stuff FoFty, really pleased for your son and all the clan. 🎉 🎉 🎉

    • Superspoz 🏆 31/05/2018 at 5:32 pm

      That’s excellent. Really happy for you. My 6 year old is dyslexic and has learning difficulties, her short term memory is terrible but there’s something about her, little spurts of intelligence here an there. I just know she’ll be fine.

      • Freund or Foe 31/05/2018 at 5:46 pm

        That’s such a young age mate, lots of learning and growing to come. Change came for my lad at secondary school, he was at mainstream previously, but went to a specialist school and just took off immediately. You really have to push to get the right support, but push you must. Don’t let the bastards mug you off with excuses, the support is out there. I’m always here if you ever need any advice xx

        • Superspoz 🏆 31/05/2018 at 5:53 pm

          Thanks man. Much appreciated.

    • Freund or Foe 31/05/2018 at 5:40 pm

      Thanks chaps, I’m struggling to keep the old tear ducts inactive.

  • DAVID 31/05/2018 at 4:04 pm

    Great news FOF, can understand how chuffed you must feel.

  • DAVID 31/05/2018 at 4:07 pm

    Anyone fancy Courtious in goal for us ?
    One year left on contract and surplus to requirements at Chelsea according to reports.
    He could solve Liverpool weakness.

    • Caspurs 31/05/2018 at 4:09 pm

      A business transaction between us and those cheatski gits?
      According to the laws of probability, improbable…

      • DAVID 31/05/2018 at 4:37 pm

        Straight swap for Sissy…

    • UnkleTaff 31/05/2018 at 4:49 pm

      Not for me. I don’t rate him at all. But then I wouldn’t swap Hugo for anyone. He’s a top-class keeper who has demonstrated a loyalty to this club above and beyond the call of duty.

    • Anonymous 31/05/2018 at 4:38 pm

      Please God, let this become true. I’ve been a good boy.

      • Caspurs 31/05/2018 at 4:49 pm

        As you’re Anonymous no one knows whether you’ve been good or bad.

    • UnkleTaff 31/05/2018 at 5:01 pm

      If Chelsea were as well run a club as some people seem to think they are, they wouldn’t need Abramovich’s money to fund the stadium rebuild.

      Would they?

    • SpurAndy 31/05/2018 at 5:51 pm

      Standard reporting the reason as unfavourable investment climate atm. I think for once the Mail may be on the ball though.

  • Caspurs 31/05/2018 at 4:42 pm

    So H now knows about this ere blog, and still feels the need to throw unjustified insults at Flat Oeuf, wotta fakin t*sser!

    • JonSpur 31/05/2018 at 4:52 pm

      Really? Him does he know?

      • JonSpur 31/05/2018 at 4:52 pm

        * How

        • UnkleTaff 31/05/2018 at 4:53 pm

          Check his latest blog. Someone from this parish spilled the beans.

          • JonSpur 31/05/2018 at 4:55 pm

            Sexy Beast.

            • UnkleTaff 31/05/2018 at 4:57 pm

              Why, thank you. You’re pretty hot yourself.

            • JonSpur 31/05/2018 at 4:58 pm

              I can’t see where The Boy is commenting on it.

            • McG ⚽⚽ 31/05/2018 at 4:58 pm

              Once he’s set up his own blog he’s allowed back, so that’s all settled then.

              • DAVID 31/05/2018 at 5:07 pm

                H has let himself down badly in my view, his treatment of RF and to a lesser degree McG, has been pretty pathetic.
                Maybe he wanted shot of the lot of us ?

                • Caspurs 31/05/2018 at 5:10 pm

                  We don’t fit, he wants people who don’t challenge his warped view of the world.

                • McG ⚽⚽ 31/05/2018 at 5:11 pm

                  He’s just a twat who can’t take it when proved wrong, simple as really!

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦🕎⚽🎷🎥 31/05/2018 at 5:42 pm

    Lloris is on a hydeing to none!!!
    Only jekylling!!!

    • Superspoz 🏆 31/05/2018 at 5:46 pm

      You monster! Ok you’re not, you’re lovely.

  • Superspoz 🏆 31/05/2018 at 5:55 pm

    Secret gooner Adrian Durham thinks we should go get Zidane.
    Faking div!

    • Caspurs 31/05/2018 at 6:08 pm

      Fake? You must be referring to Durham’s ginger bonce or Zidane’s left foot, or…

  • UnkleTaff 31/05/2018 at 6:12 pm

    Zidane steps down as Madrid boss.

    The chances of Bale joining us look even more remote now, I’d’ve thought.

  • UnkleTaff 31/05/2018 at 6:16 pm

    Jurgen Klopp is a best-priced 40/1 to take over from Zidane.

    That’s got to be worth a flutter (maybe in a double with Rodgers to replace Conte at Chelsea).

    • JonSpur 31/05/2018 at 6:20 pm

      If only there was someone on this blog who knows about betting we could ask.

  • Superspoz 🏆 31/05/2018 at 6:38 pm

    Soooo who actually is in charge around here? Is Flat Oeuf the artist formally known as Real Fan? Why is this blog not on newsnow?

    You know what, ignore all that, have we signed someone yet?

    • Caspurs 31/05/2018 at 6:50 pm

      Its not on No’newnow, as it’s a quiet little o’l blog open to a select few, and yes Flat Oeuf (formerly known as RealFan?) is our creator. 🙏
      As for signing anyone? You’re quare but funny…. 😘

    • UnkleTaff 31/05/2018 at 6:51 pm

      Harry’s actually in charge around here. This is all a ruse to fish out the malcontents.

      • SpurAndy 31/05/2018 at 6:53 pm

        I’m currently on a waiting list for MFI to fake my assignation.

        • Caspurs 31/05/2018 at 7:05 pm

          Hmmm, fake you say? How much are you willing to pay for those inconvenient photo’s…. Cash only 💷

          • SpurAndy 31/05/2018 at 7:06 pm

            Stormy Daniels is that you……

        • Superspoz 🏆 31/05/2018 at 7:05 pm

          Death by sofa?

    • JonSpur 31/05/2018 at 7:15 pm

      Superspoz 🏆

      Soooo who actually is in charge around here? Is Flat Oeuf the artist formally known as Real Fan? Why is this blog not on newsnow?

      You know what, ignore all that, have we signed someone yet?

      I can’t take all the credit, or any of the blame.

      • Superspoz 🏆 31/05/2018 at 7:15 pm


    • JonSpur 31/05/2018 at 7:30 pm

      Superspoz 🏆

      Soooo who actually is in charge around here? Is Flat Oeuf the artist formally known as Real Fan? Why is this blog not on newsnow?

      You know what, ignore all that, have we signed someone yet?

      We signed Frontwheel 2 yesterday. He’s on the bench awaiting his debut.

      • Caspurs 31/05/2018 at 7:32 pm

        Where is he, is he having visa issues?

        • JonSpur 31/05/2018 at 7:33 pm

          Melcyid is also having trouble getting through customs.

  • UnkleTaff 31/05/2018 at 7:11 pm

    At last. A perfectly rational account of how the club conducts its transfer activities:


    “Nobody is signed without the Spurs manager’s approval. He signs off on them all and every signing must fit his philosophy and be able to meet his high demands.”

    Basic common sense 101.

    • Caspurs 31/05/2018 at 7:18 pm

      Sossoko?! Schoolboy error 101…
      Aurier?! Schoolboy error 102…
      Llorente?! Schoolbo…

  • Flat Oeuf 31/05/2018 at 7:33 pm

    Just fell into the classic trap.

    Wife says: “Darling I cant believe I’m 74 kilos and my friend is 68 kilos.

    I suggest she gives up carbs. She decides I’m saying she’s fat.

    She storms off to yoga.

    • JonSpur 31/05/2018 at 7:45 pm

      Schoolboy error 101.

    • Anonymous 31/05/2018 at 9:22 pm

      So, the friend. Is she a looker?

      • Flat Oeuf 31/05/2018 at 9:37 pm

        Not really but she’s got something about her, to be fair.

  • Caspurs 31/05/2018 at 7:37 pm

    A bit of possible info (I stole it from t’other realm) regarding people having to input their deets. It may or may not have something to do with GDPR.

    • SpurAndy 31/05/2018 at 7:46 pm

      Keep it coming Cas, this is good stuff……

      • Caspurs 31/05/2018 at 7:56 pm

        Ok, if you insist…

  • McG ⚽⚽ 31/05/2018 at 10:10 pm

    Mel C & FW2, nice work. Wonder if H will get bored of having nothing but arse kissers left who agree with his every word…

  • McG ⚽⚽ 31/05/2018 at 10:16 pm

    Have to say Levy’s tying down of Poch & the coaching staff was timed to absolute perfection, bad luck Real!

  • 61SpursNut 31/05/2018 at 10:37 pm

    I do believe that I have been chuntering on about Lloris retiring in a Spurs shirt having worn no other club shirt between now and then with X number of trophies under his ceinture. I see no reason nor desire to amend my view.

    Oh, BTW, it’s fantastic to hear about your son’s marvellous literary exploits FoFty! Bravo!

  • Caspurs 31/05/2018 at 11:30 pm

    Oh well, I guess we all know what the big story will be over the next few days, what did I actually have for lunch yesterday? To clarify, I haven’t spoken to the press, and anything you happen to read will be pure speculation on their part.

  • UnkleTaff 01/06/2018 at 9:56 am

    The bed-wetters are having a field day at the moment.

    “This is the same Mauricio Pochettino that sacked off Southampton at the first time of asking.”

    I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve pointed out that Pochettino left Southampton over a matter of principle, but because it doesn’t fit the narrative it just gets ignored.

    • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 01/06/2018 at 10:16 am

      I’m pretty sure if Poch wanted the job now he would have stalled on signing the new contract. It wasn’t that unlikely that Zinedine had decided to go so Poch could have waited another few weeks if he really wanted it now. Its possible he could go but quite unlikely imo.
      It is funny how Botchetino is now the messiah again. Some footy fans have the memory of a gnat.

      • UnkleTaff 01/06/2018 at 10:25 am

        I think there’s more chance of Sherwood taking over at Madrid than there is of Pochettino.

        He’s building something really special here. He’s spent the last three years laying down the foundations (time he wouldn’t get at Madrid, and he knows it) and there is not the slightest doubt in my mind that he intends seeing this project through to its end.

        He will be our Alex Ferguson.

        • SpurAndy 🍒 🥧 01/06/2018 at 10:30 am

          I’d love that to happen Taff but I’m a little more cynical I’m afraid. Managing a Galactico is regrettably still the ultimate bench mark for most managers. I wouldnt be surprised if managing Real is on his to do list at some point. I don’t have a problem with that but I just hope he wins lots of stuff with us first.

          • DAVID 01/06/2018 at 10:39 am

            Hard to call for me if Poch will stay or go to RM if offered the job, if it’s a job he’s always wanted then I guess that’s it, a bit like when they came calling for Bale.
            If he turned them down now, would they come back in for him in a few years and would he want to take that risk ?
            Poch can end the speculation in an instant with one statement, interesting times ahead.

  • Freund or Foe 01/06/2018 at 10:46 am

    Noeu bloggage….

    • UnkleTaff 01/06/2018 at 10:48 am

      You’ve beaten me to it. I was just about to write something on that very same subject.

      Now let’s see if we agree…

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦🕎⚽🎷🎥 02/06/2018 at 2:11 am

    At last. A perfectly rational account of how the club conducts its transfer activities:
    “Nobody is signed without the Spurs manager’s approval. He signs off on them all and every signing must fit his philosophy and be able to meet his high demands.”
    Basic common sense 101.

    Ive said this forever

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