Author: Flat Oeuf

A blog dedicated to aficionados of the chicken badge of Tottenham Hotspur FC, unashamedly revelling in the agony and ecstasy of every moment of every matter who finds themselves fortunate enough, in any given season, to be the stewards, manager or players of the best club in the world. COYFS!

  • foeorfreund 21/12/2018 at 10:24 am

    Fair play to the Klopp…

    “Tottenham have so many injury problems, the shortest break after the World Cup, I don’t know how many Belgian and English players they had, no pre-season and won all the games in a difficult situation. Now they are six points behind us. Wow. That’s really massive.”

    • Chauvelin 21/12/2018 at 10:31 am

      Magnanimous. He can leave the actual trolling to the Pooh fans and ex-player pundits.

      • Matt 21/12/2018 at 10:42 am

        He’s a decent bloke; built a very good team and seems to really enjoy his football. I’m glad he’s in the EPL.

        • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 21/12/2018 at 10:44 am

          Agree he’s a decent bloke, just wish he’d cut back on the touchline gurning and acrobatics. He should take lessons from Poch.

          • UnkleTaff 21/12/2018 at 11:16 am

            He’s an attention-seeking whore. I can’t wait to see that cheesy grin wiped from his face when results start to go against him.

            • Flat Oeuf 21/12/2018 at 11:16 am

              I’m wiv ya, Taff!

            • Frontwheel2 21/12/2018 at 7:33 pm

              Amen Brother,he gives me the shits.

    • UnkleTaff 21/12/2018 at 11:14 am

      All I saw there was “Now they are six points behind us.”


  • Caspurs 21/12/2018 at 10:33 am


    Fair play to the Klopp…

    Now they are six points behind us. Wow. That’s really massive.”

    Nah, it’s only 6 points… 😘

    • 89Spurs 👁 21/12/2018 at 10:44 am

      Only 6 points?

    • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 21/12/2018 at 10:53 am

      Hehe, very 👋

      • foeorfreund 21/12/2018 at 10:56 am

        Balls of steel, or too many beers? Works for me, either way.

        • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 21/12/2018 at 10:58 am

          Although it looked like most of the crowd had dispersed so the lad had some awareness still about him.

  • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 21/12/2018 at 10:56 am

    I’ve been a bit ambivalent with all this Poch to Manure bow locks but Talksport has finally got me goat this morning. Jim White and Perry Gooner Groves giving it large this morning saying Poch and the Spurs PR guy got it wrong yesterday by blocking questions about it. Grrrr…

    • foeorfreund 21/12/2018 at 10:59 am

      To be fair, they are both neutral ;-D

      • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 21/12/2018 at 11:01 am

        You still grafting fofty or you finished for Christmas?

        • foeorfreund 21/12/2018 at 11:14 am

          Yep, fraid so. And tomorrow, and at least half day on Xmas eve too. But then a nice break until the 2nd, can’t wait.

          • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 21/12/2018 at 11:16 am

            Good man 👍

    • Bruxie 21/12/2018 at 11:08 am

      I’ve noticed how the gutter press have been describing the PR guy as “blocking Poch from answering Qs on the subject”.
      As if.
      Closing ranks is the best we can do and the correct thing to do.
      We’ll be stronger in the short term and the team will benefit.
      The players won’t comment on Poch.

      The Manure press and pundit machine won’t get bored. The likes of Neville and his ex-manure mates in the media are surely getting something from the club for their incessant touting.

      I’ve got my ticket secured for the manure game and that game will be the climax of all this crap.
      The week before will be manic rumour mongering and hopefully, a bit of a slap in the face for the spoilt Mancs.

      • Caspurs 21/12/2018 at 11:22 am

        The press officer was entirely correct to shut down questions regarding Poch and uniturd. They had already asked their questions on Tuesday, and would have only repeated the same boring line of questioning, which would have resulted in the same disregard for the answers given, in order to push their own agenda driven nonsense.

  • Matt 21/12/2018 at 11:04 am

    Reading TBH amazing insight that apparently Toby may well leave at the end of the season. Got me thinking, I wonder will there be a long queue of clubs bigger than us who’ll pay 25m, pay more than we’ve offered and give him a long contract. He’s 30 now and a 3 year contract at 150k + 25m is nearly 50m. I’d say the game isn’t up unless he’s really fallen out with Poch, which doesn’t seem to be the case.

    • Bruxie 21/12/2018 at 11:11 am

      If he goes to manure…would he want Poch to follow him?

      Not sure.

    • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 21/12/2018 at 11:13 am

      I’d like him to stay but the other side of the coin is that it could free up cash to spend for the long term. Must admit it’s not a strong excuse to sell but at least there would be some upside.

    • foeorfreund 21/12/2018 at 11:14 am

      I wish we had his intel ;-D

      • Flat Oeuf 21/12/2018 at 11:29 am

        Gladstone (DL’s non-existent butler) has been very quiet on ITK recently, mainly because he doesn’t actually exist and anything I say he says has been gleaned from the interweb, or from my own imagination to encourage clicks so I make more money from advertis….hang on a minute, this isn’t going according to plan at all.

        • foeorfreund 21/12/2018 at 11:34 am

          Unlike you to expose yourself. Apart from that time…..

        • wasdanspurs 21/12/2018 at 11:40 am

          When they were laying the foundations for the New White Hart Lane, I buried a bottle of Daddies Brown Sauce in the foundations under the South Stand and a bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup in the foundations under the East Stand. So when the place finally opens, this bloeug will have sauces close to the club. Ahem.

          • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 21/12/2018 at 11:42 am

            I hope you’re not here all week.

          • Caspurs 21/12/2018 at 11:43 am

            You buried ‘red’ sauce under the East stand?!!

            • foeorfreund 21/12/2018 at 11:44 am

              We’ve been infiltrifled.

    • UnkleTaff 21/12/2018 at 12:08 pm

      The list of things he’s got wrong is far longer than the things he’s got right so anyone wanting to see Alderweireld stay ought to be quite encouraged by reading that.

  • foeorfreund 21/12/2018 at 11:21 am

    Bad news chaps…..

    Poch and Dan aren’t holding hands!!! Quick, someone edit this before Jim White see’s it.

    • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 21/12/2018 at 11:33 am

      I like our new third kit.

      • foeorfreund 21/12/2018 at 11:36 am

        You should see the reverse side.

        • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 21/12/2018 at 11:41 am

          The one I have says
          Must be a prototype before Moany facked orf.

  • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 21/12/2018 at 11:44 am


    Lawro predicts a draw. That means we’ll win or lose.

    The scraggy twat also says:

    “If he is offered the job it will be a big temptation for him and it will be a decision that will keep him up at night. That could affect Spurs’ season too of course.”

    Scraggy twat.

    • foeorfreund 21/12/2018 at 11:46 am

      He’s up all night too. Weak bladder.

  • foeorfreund 21/12/2018 at 11:57 am

    Eddie Howe:

    “It’s not for me to comment on speculation,” he said when asked if Pochettino was a good fit for United. “I’ve got no interest. My focus is on Brighton.”

    When asked if he saw himself staying at Bournemouth in the long term, Howe replied: “Hopefully. I’m as committed as I’ve always been to the job, trying to make the team better, trying to make the club grow.”

    Why won’t he commit fully and tell us all that he’s staying at Bournemouth for eternity??? He’s just causing further speculation, and we need answers. Over to you, Dharmesh…

  • Caspurs 21/12/2018 at 12:07 pm

    Jamie Carracnut!
    Doesn’t he have other things to be getting on with, like spitting at women?

  • Spursy 21/12/2018 at 12:15 pm

    Good they’re talking to Howe. Hopefully will make Poch see he’d never want anyone in his Spurs manor.
    Speculation is driving me mad. Need to not go near this.

    • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 21/12/2018 at 12:17 pm

      Now that Poch has gone I’d go far Eddie. 😏

      • Spursy 21/12/2018 at 12:19 pm

        You think Poch will leave Andy? 😢

        • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 21/12/2018 at 12:25 pm

          I don’t know Spursy but gut instinct tells me 70% chance he’ll stay for the next couple of years. As much as I’d love to say he won’t go, at the end of the day he’s an employee and is subject to moves to new employers the same as the rest of the population.

      • Caspurs 21/12/2018 at 12:21 pm

        An uneddiefying post from r’…..

  • Bruxie 21/12/2018 at 12:18 pm

    Anyone with Netflix and who likes Springsteen…

    Springsteen on Broadway.


    • Caspurs 21/12/2018 at 12:23 pm

      I knew there was a reason why I don’t have Netflix..

    • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 21/12/2018 at 12:26 pm

      My son loves him, I’ll pass it on. Thanks Bruxie.

  • Spursy 21/12/2018 at 12:18 pm

    I know it’s just every journo who’s not Spurs, ie nearly every one, is hoping Poch goes as it weakens us and makes CL for them more likely. I so hope Poch has already decided to stay and is laughing at it all.

  • Hartley 21/12/2018 at 12:30 pm

    Fair play to the Klopp…
    “Tottenham have so many injury problems, the shortest break after the World Cup, I don’t know how many Belgian and English players they had, no pre-season and won all the games in a difficult situation. Now they are six points behind us. Wow. That’s really massive.”

    I predict that by the 2nd of January we will be top.

    • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 21/12/2018 at 12:33 pm

      Phew, for one sec I thought it was Taff saying that. ☺️

      • Hartley 21/12/2018 at 12:38 pm

        I can feel it in my water, can you imagine the press meltdown if we are.

        • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 21/12/2018 at 12:43 pm

          It’d be bigger than global warming!

    • Spursy 21/12/2018 at 4:11 pm

      Hartley, that’s my gut feeling.

  • Sexy Beast 21/12/2018 at 12:38 pm

    Have Pooch and Toby left yet?

  • Hartley 21/12/2018 at 12:40 pm

    I can’t understand why Manure don’t try and poach Levy, It’d save a lot of time in the long run.

  • HD 🇺🇸 21/12/2018 at 12:52 pm

    It seems as if this insanely speculative Manure debacle is completely in the hands of Ole Gunner Dude. If he is successful in getting his band of malcontents to actually play football he may be around for a while. If he fails at harnessing the ego maniacs then he won’t and Ed Woodward will go find someone else who can remain subservient.

  • Sexy Beast 21/12/2018 at 12:54 pm
  • Sexy Beast 21/12/2018 at 1:43 pm

    I hope all of those planning to attend the Wolves game have secured your tickets as the game is now sold out.

    • foeorfreund 21/12/2018 at 1:45 pm

      Nope. Dammit. How the hell did that happen???????????

      • Caspurs 21/12/2018 at 2:16 pm

        Oh bother!

      • Sexy Beast 21/12/2018 at 2:19 pm

        Capped at 51,000 i assume.
        Ticket touts a plenty outside Wembley park, i doubt they will be asking the earth.

    • Bruxie 21/12/2018 at 4:08 pm


  • foeorfreund 21/12/2018 at 1:46 pm

    If any of you lovely chaps have tickets/ticket allocation but are not using, I’ll buy’s them off’s ya.

  • foeorfreund 21/12/2018 at 2:44 pm
    • Matt 21/12/2018 at 2:54 pm

      Meanwhile “Spurs blog” TBH appears to be running a series of “Poch to Utd” headlines. Thank goodness for sensible blokes like Keown.

      • foeorfreund 21/12/2018 at 3:22 pm

        Yep, had a look at a few today, first time for a while. I do honestly feel sorry for some of the chaps that post, I wonder if they ever try to get any enjoyment out of life? They certainly don’t get any enjoyment out of Spurs, like most normal fans do. Each to their own of course, gimme a tinfoil hat and a 2D world anytime.

        • Caspurs 21/12/2018 at 3:29 pm

          I gave up me tin foil hat the moment the Oeuf turned flat, I just couldn’t get it to fit my 2D head after that..

          • foeorfreund 21/12/2018 at 3:31 pm

            You need to get yerself a 2d tinfoil hat. Ron does ’em, can’t quite remember how much he they cost, but I think it’s under $20.00.

            • Chauvelin 21/12/2018 at 3:36 pm

              $19.99. Satisfaction guaranteed. Accept no imitations.

              • Chauvelin 21/12/2018 at 3:37 pm

                ‘I bought one and have never looked back. Or forwards. Or sideways.’
                J. Mourinho.

            • Ronwol196061 21/12/2018 at 6:43 pm

              It’s all a luminum

  • Matt 21/12/2018 at 2:49 pm

    I just read that. I like Keown, sensible comment from him as ever.

    • Caspurs 21/12/2018 at 3:23 pm

      Yup, he’s not biased like the majority of pundits out there.
      As ex gooners go, both Keown and Wrighty are ok, they’re both honest enough to say it as they see it.

      • foeorfreund 21/12/2018 at 3:24 pm

        What he lacks in forehead he makes up for in honesty.

        • Caspurs 21/12/2018 at 3:34 pm

          There’s a lot to be said about honest foreheads, apparently.

  • foeorfreund 21/12/2018 at 3:44 pm

    Wolves haven’t lost to any of the top six as yet. Apart from us. May that continue for at least another 6 and a bit hours.

  • foeorfreund 21/12/2018 at 3:55 pm

    Just read a great post on Twitter.
    Is it right that Sky Sports can benefit from transfer/manager speculation through their betting site, when it is them doing the speculating??

    • Caspurs 21/12/2018 at 4:44 pm

      And let us not forget, Sky would like us to believe football never existed until 1992.

  • foeorfreund 21/12/2018 at 4:07 pm

    Paul Scholes showing off his intellect again.

    “I know people say he’s got a great team at Tottenham. He has. But can he ever really win the league with Tottenham? I’m not sure he can.”

    Followed by….

    “You look back six months and we finished second in the Premier League so can we be that far behind?”

    • Caspurs 21/12/2018 at 4:34 pm

      So how did Leicester win the league, or did we all imagine that?

      • Ronwol196061 21/12/2018 at 6:41 pm

        There are Arseholes at Arsenal but Insoles at United

        • Ronwol196061 21/12/2018 at 6:58 pm

          I thought it was funny anyway

  • Ronwol196061 21/12/2018 at 6:38 pm

    When they were laying the foundations for the New White Hart Lane, I buried a bottle of Daddies Brown Sauce in the foundations under the South Stand and a bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup in the foundations under the East Stand. So when the place finally opens, this bloeug will have sauces close to the club. Ahem.


  • Superspoz 🏆 21/12/2018 at 6:43 pm

    Mourinho to tott..!

    Sorry, that was a stupid joke.

    • Superspoz 🏆 21/12/2018 at 6:44 pm

      I will scrub my thumb till it bleeds.

    • Hartley 21/12/2018 at 6:44 pm

      I would rather suck my own balls than watch a Spurs team under that twat.

      • Ronwol196061 21/12/2018 at 6:46 pm

        Hartley for fuck sake…

        • Hartley 21/12/2018 at 6:51 pm

          Sorry Ron but I have standards.

          • HD 🇺🇸 21/12/2018 at 6:52 pm

            That is good as this world has become to easy.

          • Ronwol196061 21/12/2018 at 6:54 pm

            Why don’t you just head it in!!!

      • HD 🇺🇸 21/12/2018 at 6:47 pm

        You are not a contortionist are you Harts?

        • Hartley 21/12/2018 at 6:49 pm

          I once went to the local gym to ask them if they could teach me how to do the splits, the woman asked me how flexible I was and I said I couldn’t do Tuesdays or Thursdays

          • HD 🇺🇸 21/12/2018 at 6:53 pm

            I try and stay away from Jim.

            • Ronwol196061 21/12/2018 at 6:55 pm

              Jim Balance Beam

          • Ronwol196061 21/12/2018 at 6:57 pm

            Gotta be Tommy Cooper!

            • Hartley 21/12/2018 at 6:58 pm

              Fink so..

          • Sexy Beast 21/12/2018 at 7:04 pm

            Very good Harts Lol

      • UnkleTaff 21/12/2018 at 7:16 pm

        I would rather suck your balls than watch a Spurs team under that twat.

        • Hartley 21/12/2018 at 7:34 pm

          You too have standards Unk and if ever the time comes I’ll make sure they’ve been washed, whether they need it or not.

          • UnkleTaff 21/12/2018 at 8:08 pm

            Hey, don’t go breaking the habit of a lifetime on my account.

        • Frontwheel2 21/12/2018 at 7:39 pm

          You must hum as you gargle

    • Superspoz 🏆 21/12/2018 at 6:55 pm

      I’m so sorry, somebody ban me!

      • Ronwol196061 21/12/2018 at 6:56 pm

        Bahn Mi?????

        • Hartley 21/12/2018 at 6:59 pm

          Ben Mee, Burnley?

  • Sexy Beast 21/12/2018 at 7:02 pm

    Whilst i’d admit Liverpool are now a formidable side they have had lady luck riding on their back recently, looking forward to seeing how they get on at Wolves and here’s hoping the luck runs out tonight! Come on Wolves.

    • UnkleTaff 21/12/2018 at 7:07 pm

      City would have beaten them at Anfield were it not for a shocking Mahrez penalty and they were gifted all three points at the death against Everton.

      They’re obviously a decent enough side but they’re nowhere near as good as their (permanently) deluded fans seem to think they are.

      They’ll not finish in the top two this season.

      • Ahelfy 21/12/2018 at 7:25 pm

        A stonewall penalty for a last minute foul against Son would have denied them two points and gained us one.

        • Shelfy 21/12/2018 at 7:26 pm

          Cant spell my own ‘name’

        • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 21/12/2018 at 7:26 pm

          That’s Ahelfy view to share.

        • UnkleTaff 21/12/2018 at 8:09 pm

          Indeed. But for three flaps of a butterfly’s wings we could be level on points with them right now.

  • HD 🇺🇸 21/12/2018 at 7:20 pm

    That tw*t Neil Ashton spewing on about Manure’s love affair with Poch.

    • Chauvelin 21/12/2018 at 7:25 pm

      What a shame it will be unrequited love.

    • Frontwheel2 21/12/2018 at 7:41 pm

      Twit or twat?

      • HD 🇺🇸 21/12/2018 at 7:49 pm


  • Chauvelin 21/12/2018 at 7:24 pm

    So how did Leicester win the league, or did we all imagine that?

    I thought it was obvious. Enough other clubs didn’t want Spurs to win the title so they rolled over like puppies when they played the Foxes.

    • Shelfy 21/12/2018 at 7:27 pm

      And fought like their lives depended on winning when they played us

      • Chauvelin 21/12/2018 at 7:46 pm


  • MiT 21/12/2018 at 7:34 pm


    My apologies, I did not see your question about the NFL on the page before. I am not an NFL guy. I used to follow the Chiefs very closely, attend games, Etc. The rulebook got too fat, and the politics got too thick. Their current commissioner is a tremendously bad egg, and I have zero interest until he is gone. Even then, it will be hard to get me back. He has permanently altered the game into a shell of what it once was.

    The best answer I have to your question is that a coaching turnover in the NFL is complete upheaval. A typical coaching staff is a staff of 15 different coaches. A turnover of a head coach is either a turnover of all of that staff, or else a complete mess in trying to get the remaining staff on board with a head coaches plans.

    It is a convoluted sport driven by commercialism and money. Changing a coaching staff is an overly complicated issue just as is the rest of the game.

    And that’s the best answer I have.

  • Frontwheel2 21/12/2018 at 7:47 pm

    I heard someone say on the radio that Poch had a hand in the design of the new Lane,is this true ? He won’t be leaving for sure if that’s the case.

    • Sexy Beast 21/12/2018 at 8:01 pm

      When levy tells Pooch there’s no transfer kitty cos he spuncked it all on the “Levt Suite” that might change.

  • Shelfy 21/12/2018 at 7:50 pm

    I wonder what it would take for Spurs to be considered a big club by the media.
    A single PL title wouldn’t be enough but what would?

    • Hartley 21/12/2018 at 7:53 pm

      Fuck the media, they used to have a captive audience, now they’re fighting for scraps with scum like the boy.

      • cavey 21/12/2018 at 8:02 pm

        The Boy is the most negative piece of work on the media today!

        • Chauvelin 21/12/2018 at 8:12 pm

          Hi Cavey! Is it worth looking on TBH for a chuckle?

          • Chauvelin 21/12/2018 at 8:18 pm

            I can answer that. No.

            Seems to want the worst to happen and downplays anything that would give credit to Daniel Levy.

          • cavey 21/12/2018 at 9:18 pm

            It’s thoroughly depressing. He’s a total ignoramus.

    • Chauvelin 21/12/2018 at 8:00 pm

      The domestic treble 2019-2099.

    • Chauvelin 21/12/2018 at 8:03 pm

      On second thoughts, if Spurs won the title, the other members of the top 6 would immediately leave the PL to set up the SuperLeague. The media would then never bother reporting on domestic footie ever again.

  • Fatty B 21/12/2018 at 7:54 pm

    Can’t talk now. I’m butt-cheeks out on the works do.

    • Shelfy 21/12/2018 at 7:58 pm

      Did the miserable bar stewards that don’t pay you for your days of labor make you buy a ticket to attend?

      • Fatty B 21/12/2018 at 8:00 pm

        No, but I’m only allowed the Partners scraped left-overs.

        • Shelfy 21/12/2018 at 8:01 pm

          But by your own admission you’re getting exposed!

        • Chauvelin 21/12/2018 at 8:05 pm

          You empty them dregs from the champer bottles!
          I remember my lad when 14, surreptitiously finishing up bottles at a family wedding and getting pie eyed.

        • merrance 21/12/2018 at 11:24 pm

          ave a word wiv Bob Crachitt while you are there for some strategy

  • Chauvelin 21/12/2018 at 9:11 pm

    Younes Kaboul has been released by Watford.

    • gavlav 21/12/2018 at 9:15 pm

      Snap him up. Looks a good young prospect.

      • cavey 21/12/2018 at 9:21 pm

        He never seemed to try his best. I remember him lacing up his boots up at Man City during the kick-off and Man City scored right from the kick-off. Lazy lump.

        • gavlav 21/12/2018 at 9:29 pm

          I look back at when he first came and think our team was quite poor compared to now tbh. Then I remember the years of Dozzell and Edinburgh and count my blessings.

          • Caspurs 21/12/2018 at 9:35 pm

            Ah Dozzell, the idiot who thought he was gonna be the new Hoddle, as if…

  • cavey 21/12/2018 at 9:44 pm

    Watched the Arsenal cup game again tonight. Dele has some beautiful skill and his and Kane’s understanding of where their team mates are on the pitch is a thing of beauty.

    • merrance 21/12/2018 at 11:35 pm

      we only used 3 players twice to bypass their whole team and score. mugs,it far exeeded deles nutmegs

  • Frontwheel2 21/12/2018 at 9:56 pm

    Scouse gits

  • 💋 21/12/2018 at 10:08 pm

    Nice evening. Reasonable food. Not bad at all.

    • Chauvelin 21/12/2018 at 10:26 pm

      Hi there Spurts…

    • HD 🇺🇸 21/12/2018 at 11:01 pm

      Gorgeous 😘

    • merrance 21/12/2018 at 11:28 pm

      did you showem what you are capable of

      • Fatty B 21/12/2018 at 11:45 pm

        I don’t think they’re ready for that jelly.

        • Freund or Foe 22/12/2018 at 12:30 am

          Well jel.

  • Freund or Foe 22/12/2018 at 12:35 am

    Discovered on a drinking night out that one of my bestest mates is a no deal leave at all costs kinda guy.
    “Because fuck ‘em”.

    • Caspurs 22/12/2018 at 12:39 am

      You can’t argue with logic..

      • Freund or Foe 22/12/2018 at 12:41 am

        I decided not to, as much as it hurt. He seemed quite keen to “fuck ‘em”.

        • Caspurs 22/12/2018 at 12:45 am

          It’s a difficult subject where opinions tend to be somewhat polarised.

          • Freund or Foe 22/12/2018 at 12:46 am


  • Freund or Foe 22/12/2018 at 12:51 am

    Watching a re-run of Whyte Chisora. They’re proper beating the shit out of eachother. Let’s hope they beat the shit out of
    each other again, yes?

    • HD 🇺🇸 22/12/2018 at 12:53 am

      Fofty on a roll! 😝

      • Freund or Foe 22/12/2018 at 12:56 am

        How did you know? Now, must roach. Roach is hard.

    • Caspurs 22/12/2018 at 12:53 am

      I won’t tell you how it ends, I wouldn’t want to ruin for you…

      • Freund or Foe 22/12/2018 at 12:54 am

        I bet one of the big muscular chaps wins, unless they draw.

  • Freund or Foe 22/12/2018 at 12:59 am

    I don’t wanna work tomorrow.

    • Freund or Foe 22/12/2018 at 1:00 am


  • Freund or Foe 22/12/2018 at 1:03 am

    Now I’m watching basketball. At this point in time, I can’t for the life of me think of a more shite sport. I’m sure there is, but the only shite I can currently see is basketball.

    • Freund or Foe 22/12/2018 at 1:05 am

      “Are you tall?”

  • merrance 22/12/2018 at 1:26 am

    is chris cowlin poch in disguise

    • wasdanspurs 22/12/2018 at 7:00 am

      Have you seen the clip where they meet each other pre-match on our US tour? Chris Cowlin says, “A lot of people say I look like you.” Poch frowns, not understanding. “Sorry?” Chris Cowlin repeats himself. Poch frowns once more, then nods, understanding. “Then you’re a lucky guy,” he says, and walks off. Brilliant.

  • Freund or Foe 22/12/2018 at 8:06 am

    Incredible interview. It won’t shut the media up, of course, but makes me very happy.

    This isn’t even mentioned on Sky Sports News, why?? This gives the biggest insight into what Poch is thinking. They spend all day talking about failed questioning at a pre-match press conference, but don’t talk about this?????

    • Chauvelin 22/12/2018 at 8:17 am

      Rhetorical question. We know why they won’t highlight reality. They have a juicy topic that they will milk for 6 months.

      • Freund or Foe 22/12/2018 at 8:40 am

        No other media outlet have picked it up either. They’ll spew non stop ballacks and speculation, but don’t report on what Poch is actually saying??
        Am I missing something?

        • Chauvelin 22/12/2018 at 8:57 am

          Pochettino isn’t going to burn his bridges with United, or Real, for that matter. Apart from anything else he’s a gentleman and isn’t going to slag off another club. Likewise he isn’t going to make himself a hostage to fortune by making silly pronouncements.

    • Sexy Beast 22/12/2018 at 9:36 am

      I assume by the last quip this was very recent?

      • Freund or Foe 22/12/2018 at 9:38 am

        Post Dharmesh nonsense, for sure.

    • Spursy 22/12/2018 at 12:28 pm

      Thanks for posting. Calmed me right down.

  • Sexy Beast 22/12/2018 at 9:26 am

    Have you seen the clip where they meet each other pre-match on our US tour? Chris Cowlin says, “A lot of people say I look like you.” Poch frowns, not understanding. “Sorry?” Chris Cowlin repeats himself. Poch frowns once more, then nods, understanding. “Then you’re a lucky guy,” he says, and walks off. Brilliant.

    Yeah i saw that, and i thought it was brilliant.
    Topnotchittino is Top Notch what did we expect?

  • Flat Oeuf 22/12/2018 at 9:36 am

    Morning Oeufers

    A sticky, elongated offering from the main man Dan:

  • Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enoeuf

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