COYS!

Author: Flat Oeuf

A blog dedicated to aficionados of the chicken badge of Tottenham Hotspur FC, unashamedly revelling in the agony and ecstasy of every moment of every game....no matter who finds themselves fortunate enough, in any given season, to be the stewards, manager or players of the best club in the world. COYFS!

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Sexy Beast
Sexy Beast
2 years ago

wasdanspurs
Have you seen the clip where they meet each other pre-match on our US tour? Chris Cowlin says, “A lot of people say I look like you.” Poch frowns, not understanding. “Sorry?” Chris Cowlin repeats himself. Poch frowns once more, then nods, understanding. “Then you’re a lucky guy,” he says, and walks off. Brilliant.

Yeah i saw that, and i thought it was brilliant.
Topnotchittino is Top Notch what did we expect?

Freund or Foe
Freund or Foe
2 years ago

https://www.skysports.com/watch/video/tv-shows/soccer-saturday/11587161/pochettino-on-his-relationship-with-levy

Incredible interview. It won’t shut the media up, of course, but makes me very happy.

This isn’t even mentioned on Sky Sports News, why?? This gives the biggest insight into what Poch is thinking. They spend all day talking about failed questioning at a pre-match press conference, but don’t talk about this?????
Wankers.

Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago
Reply to  Freund or Foe

Rhetorical question. We know why they won’t highlight reality. They have a juicy topic that they will milk for 6 months.

Freund or Foe
Freund or Foe
2 years ago
Reply to  Chauvelin

No other media outlet have picked it up either. They’ll spew non stop ballacks and speculation, but don’t report on what Poch is actually saying??
Am I missing something?

Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago
Reply to  Freund or Foe

Pochettino isn’t going to burn his bridges with United, or Real, for that matter. Apart from anything else he’s a gentleman and isn’t going to slag off another club. Likewise he isn’t going to make himself a hostage to fortune by making silly pronouncements.

Sexy Beast
Sexy Beast
2 years ago
Reply to  Freund or Foe

I assume by the last quip this was very recent?

Freund or Foe
Freund or Foe
2 years ago
Reply to  Sexy Beast

Post Dharmesh nonsense, for sure.

Spursy
Spursy
2 years ago
Reply to  Freund or Foe

Thanks for posting. Calmed me right down.

merrance
merrance
2 years ago

is chris cowlin poch in disguise

wasdanspurs
wasdanspurs
2 years ago
Reply to  merrance

Have you seen the clip where they meet each other pre-match on our US tour? Chris Cowlin says, “A lot of people say I look like you.” Poch frowns, not understanding. “Sorry?” Chris Cowlin repeats himself. Poch frowns once more, then nods, understanding. “Then you’re a lucky guy,” he says, and walks off. Brilliant.

Freund or Foe
Freund or Foe
2 years ago

Now I’m watching basketball. At this point in time, I can’t for the life of me think of a more shite sport. I’m sure there is, but the only shite I can currently see is basketball.

Freund or Foe
Freund or Foe
2 years ago
Reply to  Freund or Foe

“Are you tall?”
“Yes.”
“Done”.

Freund or Foe
Freund or Foe
2 years ago

I don’t wanna work tomorrow.

Freund or Foe
Freund or Foe
2 years ago
Reply to  Freund or Foe

*today.

Freund or Foe
Freund or Foe
2 years ago

Watching a re-run of Whyte Chisora. They’re proper beating the shit out of eachother. Let’s hope they beat the shit out of
each other again, yes?

HD 🇺🇸
HD 🇺🇸
2 years ago
Reply to  Freund or Foe

Fofty on a roll! 😝

Freund or Foe
Freund or Foe
2 years ago
Reply to  HD 🇺🇸

How did you know? Now, must roach. Roach is hard.

Funkenschlag!
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Freund or Foe

I won’t tell you how it ends, I wouldn’t want to ruin for you…

Freund or Foe
Freund or Foe
2 years ago
Reply to  Funkenschlag!

I bet one of the big muscular chaps wins, unless they draw.

Freund or Foe
Freund or Foe
2 years ago

Discovered on a drinking night out that one of my bestest mates is a no deal leave at all costs kinda guy.
“Why?”
“Because fuck ‘em”.
“Oh”.

Funkenschlag!
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Freund or Foe

You can’t argue with logic..

Freund or Foe
Freund or Foe
2 years ago
Reply to  Funkenschlag!

I decided not to, as much as it hurt. He seemed quite keen to “fuck ‘em”.

Funkenschlag!
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Freund or Foe

It’s a difficult subject where opinions tend to be somewhat polarised.

Freund or Foe
Freund or Foe
2 years ago
Reply to  Funkenschlag!

Yeah.

💋
💋
2 years ago

Nice evening. Reasonable food. Not bad at all.

Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago
Reply to  💋

Hi there Spurts…

HD 🇺🇸
HD 🇺🇸
2 years ago
Reply to  💋

Gorgeous 😘

merrance
merrance
2 years ago
Reply to  💋

did you showem what you are capable of

Fatty B
Fatty B
2 years ago
Reply to  merrance

I don’t think they’re ready for that jelly.

Freund or Foe
Freund or Foe
2 years ago
Reply to  Fatty B

Well jel.

Frontwheel2
Frontwheel2
2 years ago

Scouse gits

cavey
cavey
2 years ago

Watched the Arsenal cup game again tonight. Dele has some beautiful skill and his and Kane’s understanding of where their team mates are on the pitch is a thing of beauty.

merrance
merrance
2 years ago
Reply to  cavey

we only used 3 players twice to bypass their whole team and score. mugs,it far exeeded deles nutmegs

Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago

Younes Kaboul has been released by Watford.

gavlav
gavlav
2 years ago
Reply to  Chauvelin

Snap him up. Looks a good young prospect.

cavey
cavey
2 years ago
Reply to  gavlav

He never seemed to try his best. I remember him lacing up his boots up at Man City during the kick-off and Man City scored right from the kick-off. Lazy lump.

gavlav
gavlav
2 years ago
Reply to  cavey

I look back at when he first came and think our team was quite poor compared to now tbh. Then I remember the years of Dozzell and Edinburgh and count my blessings.

Funkenschlag!
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  gavlav

Ah Dozzell, the idiot who thought he was gonna be the new Hoddle, as if…

Fatty B
Fatty B
2 years ago

Can’t talk now. I’m butt-cheeks out on the works do.

Shelfy
Shelfy
2 years ago
Reply to  Fatty B

Did the miserable bar stewards that don’t pay you for your days of labor make you buy a ticket to attend?

Fatty B
Fatty B
2 years ago
Reply to  Shelfy

No, but I’m only allowed the Partners scraped left-overs.

Shelfy
Shelfy
2 years ago
Reply to  Fatty B

But by your own admission you’re getting exposed!

Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago
Reply to  Fatty B

You empty them dregs from the champer bottles!
I remember my lad when 14, surreptitiously finishing up bottles at a family wedding and getting pie eyed.

merrance
merrance
2 years ago
Reply to  Fatty B

ave a word wiv Bob Crachitt while you are there for some strategy

Shelfy
Shelfy
2 years ago

I wonder what it would take for Spurs to be considered a big club by the media.
A single PL title wouldn’t be enough but what would?

Hartley
Hartley
2 years ago
Reply to  Shelfy

Fuck the media, they used to have a captive audience, now they’re fighting for scraps with scum like the boy.

cavey
cavey
2 years ago
Reply to  Hartley

The Boy is the most negative piece of work on the media today!

Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago
Reply to  cavey

Hi Cavey! Is it worth looking on TBH for a chuckle?

Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago
Reply to  Chauvelin

I can answer that. No.

Seems to want the worst to happen and downplays anything that would give credit to Daniel Levy.

cavey
cavey
2 years ago
Reply to  Chauvelin

It’s thoroughly depressing. He’s a total ignoramus.

Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago
Reply to  Shelfy

The domestic treble 2019-2099.

Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago
Reply to  Shelfy

On second thoughts, if Spurs won the title, the other members of the top 6 would immediately leave the PL to set up the SuperLeague. The media would then never bother reporting on domestic footie ever again.

Frontwheel2
Frontwheel2
2 years ago

I heard someone say on the radio that Poch had a hand in the design of the new Lane,is this true ? He won’t be leaving for sure if that’s the case.

Sexy Beast
Sexy Beast
2 years ago
Reply to  Frontwheel2

When levy tells Pooch there’s no transfer kitty cos he spuncked it all on the “Levt Suite” that might change.

MiT
MiT
2 years ago

SPUR’ANDY –

My apologies, I did not see your question about the NFL on the page before. I am not an NFL guy. I used to follow the Chiefs very closely, attend games, Etc. The rulebook got too fat, and the politics got too thick. Their current commissioner is a tremendously bad egg, and I have zero interest until he is gone. Even then, it will be hard to get me back. He has permanently altered the game into a shell of what it once was.

The best answer I have to your question is that a coaching turnover in the NFL is complete upheaval. A typical coaching staff is a staff of 15 different coaches. A turnover of a head coach is either a turnover of all of that staff, or else a complete mess in trying to get the remaining staff on board with a head coaches plans.

It is a convoluted sport driven by commercialism and money. Changing a coaching staff is an overly complicated issue just as is the rest of the game.

And that’s the best answer I have.

HD 🇺🇸
HD 🇺🇸
2 years ago
Reply to  MiT

My feelings are similar MiTty, you spelled it out better than I could have.

Shelfy
Shelfy
2 years ago
Reply to  HD 🇺🇸
SpurAndy🍒🥧
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  MiT

Thanks MiT, appreciate taking the time to respond. I can see from Shelfy’s link there’s more changes than I realised but maybe not quite on a par with football over here. I’m not an avid NFL fan but quite enjoy the shortened 1 hour highlights shown on Sky here. Don’t think I could sit through a live match with all the breaks in play.

Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago

Caspurs
So how did Leicester win the league, or did we all imagine that?

I thought it was obvious. Enough other clubs didn’t want Spurs to win the title so they rolled over like puppies when they played the Foxes.

Shelfy
Shelfy
2 years ago
Reply to  Chauvelin

And fought like their lives depended on winning when they played us

Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago
Reply to  Shelfy

Precisely.

HD 🇺🇸
HD 🇺🇸
2 years ago

That tw*t Neil Ashton spewing on about Manure’s love affair with Poch.

Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago
Reply to  HD 🇺🇸

What a shame it will be unrequited love.

Frontwheel2
Frontwheel2
2 years ago
Reply to  HD 🇺🇸

Twit or twat?

HD 🇺🇸
HD 🇺🇸
2 years ago
Reply to  Frontwheel2

both

Sexy Beast
Sexy Beast
2 years ago

Whilst i’d admit Liverpool are now a formidable side they have had lady luck riding on their back recently, looking forward to seeing how they get on at Wolves and here’s hoping the luck runs out tonight! Come on Wolves.

UnkleTaff
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Sexy Beast

City would have beaten them at Anfield were it not for a shocking Mahrez penalty and they were gifted all three points at the death against Everton.

They’re obviously a decent enough side but they’re nowhere near as good as their (permanently) deluded fans seem to think they are.

They’ll not finish in the top two this season.

Ahelfy
Ahelfy
2 years ago
Reply to  UnkleTaff

A stonewall penalty for a last minute foul against Son would have denied them two points and gained us one.

Shelfy
Shelfy
2 years ago
Reply to  Ahelfy

Cant spell my own ‘name’

61 Spurs Njut 🌰
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Ahelfy

That’s Ahelfy view to share.

UnkleTaff
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Ahelfy

Indeed. But for three flaps of a butterfly’s wings we could be level on points with them right now.

Superspoz 🏆
Superspoz 🏆
2 years ago

Mourinho to tott..!

Sorry, that was a stupid joke.

Superspoz 🏆
Superspoz 🏆
2 years ago
Reply to  Superspoz 🏆

I will scrub my thumb till it bleeds.

Hartley
Hartley
2 years ago
Reply to  Superspoz 🏆

I would rather suck my own balls than watch a Spurs team under that twat.

Ronwol196061
Ronwol196061
2 years ago
Reply to  Hartley

Hartley for fuck sake…

Hartley
Hartley
2 years ago
Reply to  Ronwol196061

Sorry Ron but I have standards.

HD 🇺🇸
HD 🇺🇸
2 years ago
Reply to  Hartley

That is good as this world has become to easy.

Ronwol196061
Ronwol196061
2 years ago
Reply to  Hartley

Why don’t you just head it in!!!

HD 🇺🇸
HD 🇺🇸
2 years ago
Reply to  Hartley

You are not a contortionist are you Harts?

Hartley
Hartley
2 years ago
Reply to  HD 🇺🇸

I once went to the local gym to ask them if they could teach me how to do the splits, the woman asked me how flexible I was and I said I couldn’t do Tuesdays or Thursdays

HD 🇺🇸
HD 🇺🇸
2 years ago
Reply to  Hartley

I try and stay away from Jim.

Ronwol196061
Ronwol196061
2 years ago
Reply to  HD 🇺🇸

Jim Balance Beam

Ronwol196061
Ronwol196061
2 years ago
Reply to  Hartley

Gotta be Tommy Cooper!

Hartley
Hartley
2 years ago
Reply to  Ronwol196061

Fink so..

Sexy Beast
Sexy Beast
2 years ago
Reply to  Hartley

Very good Harts Lol

UnkleTaff
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Hartley

I would rather suck your balls than watch a Spurs team under that twat.

Hartley
Hartley
2 years ago
Reply to  UnkleTaff

You too have standards Unk and if ever the time comes I’ll make sure they’ve been washed, whether they need it or not.

UnkleTaff
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Hartley

Hey, don’t go breaking the habit of a lifetime on my account.

Frontwheel2
Frontwheel2
2 years ago
Reply to  UnkleTaff

You must hum as you gargle

Superspoz 🏆
Superspoz 🏆
2 years ago
Reply to  Superspoz 🏆

I’m so sorry, somebody ban me!

Ronwol196061
Ronwol196061
2 years ago
Reply to  Superspoz 🏆

Bahn Mi?????

Hartley
Hartley
2 years ago
Reply to  Ronwol196061

Ben Mee, Burnley?

Ronwol196061
Ronwol196061
2 years ago

wasdanspurs
When they were laying the foundations for the New White Hart Lane, I buried a bottle of Daddies Brown Sauce in the foundations under the South Stand and a bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup in the foundations under the East Stand. So when the place finally opens, this bloeug will have sauces close to the club. Ahem.

Sauce?

foeorfreund
Admin
2 years ago

Paul Scholes showing off his intellect again.

“I know people say he’s got a great team at Tottenham. He has. But can he ever really win the league with Tottenham? I’m not sure he can.”

Followed by….

“You look back six months and we finished second in the Premier League so can we be that far behind?”

Funkenschlag!
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  foeorfreund

So how did Leicester win the league, or did we all imagine that?

Ronwol196061
Ronwol196061
2 years ago
Reply to  Funkenschlag!

There are Arseholes at Arsenal but Insoles at United

Ronwol196061
Ronwol196061
2 years ago
Reply to  Ronwol196061

I thought it was funny anyway

foeorfreund
Admin
2 years ago

Just read a great post on Twitter.
Is it right that Sky Sports can benefit from transfer/manager speculation through their betting site, when it is them doing the speculating??

Funkenschlag!
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  foeorfreund

And let us not forget, Sky would like us to believe football never existed until 1992.

foeorfreund
Admin
2 years ago

Wolves haven’t lost to any of the top six as yet. Apart from us. May that continue for at least another 6 and a bit hours.

Matt
Matt
2 years ago

I just read that. I like Keown, sensible comment from him as ever.

Funkenschlag!
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Matt

Yup, he’s not biased like the majority of pundits out there.
As ex gooners go, both Keown and Wrighty are ok, they’re both honest enough to say it as they see it.

foeorfreund
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Funkenschlag!

What he lacks in forehead he makes up for in honesty.

Funkenschlag!
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  foeorfreund

There’s a lot to be said about honest foreheads, apparently.

Matt
Matt
2 years ago
Reply to  foeorfreund

Meanwhile “Spurs blog” TBH appears to be running a series of “Poch to Utd” headlines. Thank goodness for sensible blokes like Keown.

foeorfreund
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Matt

Yep, had a look at a few today, first time for a while. I do honestly feel sorry for some of the chaps that post, I wonder if they ever try to get any enjoyment out of life? They certainly don’t get any enjoyment out of Spurs, like most normal fans do. Each to their own of course, gimme a tinfoil hat and a 2D world anytime.

Funkenschlag!
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  foeorfreund

I gave up me tin foil hat the moment the Oeuf turned flat, I just couldn’t get it to fit my 2D head after that..

foeorfreund
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Funkenschlag!

You need to get yerself a 2d tinfoil hat. Ron does ’em, can’t quite remember how much he they cost, but I think it’s under $20.00.

Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago
Reply to  foeorfreund

$19.99. Satisfaction guaranteed. Accept no imitations.

Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago
Reply to  Chauvelin

‘I bought one and have never looked back. Or forwards. Or sideways.’
J. Mourinho.

Ronwol196061
Ronwol196061
2 years ago
Reply to  foeorfreund

It’s all a luminum

foeorfreund
Admin
2 years ago

If any of you lovely chaps have tickets/ticket allocation but are not using, I’ll buy’s them off’s ya.

Sexy Beast
Sexy Beast
2 years ago

I hope all of those planning to attend the Wolves game have secured your tickets as the game is now sold out.

foeorfreund
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Sexy Beast

Nope. Dammit. How the hell did that happen???????????

Funkenschlag!
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  foeorfreund

Oh bother!

Sexy Beast
Sexy Beast
2 years ago
Reply to  foeorfreund

Capped at 51,000 i assume.
Ticket touts a plenty outside Wembley park, i doubt they will be asking the earth.

Bruxie
Bruxie
2 years ago
Reply to  Sexy Beast

Yep!

Sexy Beast
Sexy Beast
2 years ago
HD 🇺🇸
HD 🇺🇸
2 years ago

It seems as if this insanely speculative Manure debacle is completely in the hands of Ole Gunner Dude. If he is successful in getting his band of malcontents to actually play football he may be around for a while. If he fails at harnessing the ego maniacs then he won’t and Ed Woodward will go find someone else who can remain subservient.

Hartley
Hartley
2 years ago

I can’t understand why Manure don’t try and poach Levy, It’d save a lot of time in the long run.

Sexy Beast
Sexy Beast
2 years ago

Have Pooch and Toby left yet?

Hartley
Hartley
2 years ago

foeorfreund
Fair play to the Klopp…
“Tottenham have so many injury problems, the shortest break after the World Cup, I don’t know how many Belgian and English players they had, no pre-season and won all the games in a difficult situation. Now they are six points behind us. Wow. That’s really massive.”

I predict that by the 2nd of January we will be top.

SpurAndy🍒🥧
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Hartley

Phew, for one sec I thought it was Taff saying that. ☺️

Hartley
Hartley
2 years ago

I can feel it in my water, can you imagine the press meltdown if we are.

SpurAndy🍒🥧
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Hartley

It’d be bigger than global warming!

Spursy
Spursy
2 years ago
Reply to  Hartley

Hartley, that’s my gut feeling.

Spursy
Spursy
2 years ago

I know it’s just every journo who’s not Spurs, ie nearly every one, is hoping Poch goes as it weakens us and makes CL for them more likely. I so hope Poch has already decided to stay and is laughing at it all.

Bruxie
Bruxie
2 years ago

Anyone with Netflix and who likes Springsteen…

Springsteen on Broadway.

Superb.

Funkenschlag!
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Bruxie

I knew there was a reason why I don’t have Netflix..

SpurAndy🍒🥧
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Bruxie

My son loves him, I’ll pass it on. Thanks Bruxie.

Spursy
Spursy
2 years ago

Good they’re talking to Howe. Hopefully will make Poch see he’d never want anyone in his Spurs manor.
Speculation is driving me mad. Need to not go near this.

SpurAndy🍒🥧
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Spursy

Now that Poch has gone I’d go far Eddie. 😏

Spursy
Spursy
2 years ago

You think Poch will leave Andy? 😢

SpurAndy🍒🥧
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Spursy

I don’t know Spursy but gut instinct tells me 70% chance he’ll stay for the next couple of years. As much as I’d love to say he won’t go, at the end of the day he’s an employee and is subject to moves to new employers the same as the rest of the population.

Funkenschlag!
Admin
2 years ago

An uneddiefying post from r’…..

Funkenschlag!
Admin
2 years ago

Jamie Carracnut!
Doesn’t he have other things to be getting on with, like spitting at women?

foeorfreund
Admin
2 years ago

Eddie Howe:

“It’s not for me to comment on speculation,” he said when asked if Pochettino was a good fit for United. “I’ve got no interest. My focus is on Brighton.”

When asked if he saw himself staying at Bournemouth in the long term, Howe replied: “Hopefully. I’m as committed as I’ve always been to the job, trying to make the team better, trying to make the club grow.”

Why won’t he commit fully and tell us all that he’s staying at Bournemouth for eternity??? He’s just causing further speculation, and we need answers. Over to you, Dharmesh…

61 Spurs Njut 🌰
Admin
2 years ago

foeorfreund

Lawro predicts a draw. That means we’ll win or lose.

The scraggy twat also says:

“If he is offered the job it will be a big temptation for him and it will be a decision that will keep him up at night. That could affect Spurs’ season too of course.”

Scraggy twat.

foeorfreund
Admin
2 years ago

He’s up all night too. Weak bladder.

foeorfreund
Admin
2 years ago

Bad news chaps…..

https://www.spurs-web.com/spurs-news/photo-daniel-levy-and-mauricio-pochettino-appear-in-christmas-themed-picture/

Poch and Dan aren’t holding hands!!! Quick, someone edit this before Jim White see’s it.

61 Spurs Njut 🌰
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  foeorfreund

I like our new third kit.

foeorfreund
Admin
2 years ago

You should see the reverse side.
No!
Go!
Mo!

61 Spurs Njut 🌰
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  foeorfreund

The one I have says
TSPUR!
TSPUR!
TSPUR!
Must be a prototype before Moany facked orf.

Matt
Matt
2 years ago

Reading TBH amazing insight that apparently Toby may well leave at the end of the season. Got me thinking, I wonder will there be a long queue of clubs bigger than us who’ll pay 25m, pay more than we’ve offered and give him a long contract. He’s 30 now and a 3 year contract at 150k + 25m is nearly 50m. I’d say the game isn’t up unless he’s really fallen out with Poch, which doesn’t seem to be the case.

Bruxie
Bruxie
2 years ago
Reply to  Matt

If he goes to manure…would he want Poch to follow him?

Not sure.

SpurAndy🍒🥧
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Matt

I’d like him to stay but the other side of the coin is that it could free up cash to spend for the long term. Must admit it’s not a strong excuse to sell but at least there would be some upside.

foeorfreund
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Matt

I wish we had his intel ;-D

foeorfreund
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Flat Oeuf

Unlike you to expose yourself. Apart from that time…..

wasdanspurs
wasdanspurs
2 years ago
Reply to  Flat Oeuf

When they were laying the foundations for the New White Hart Lane, I buried a bottle of Daddies Brown Sauce in the foundations under the South Stand and a bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup in the foundations under the East Stand. So when the place finally opens, this bloeug will have sauces close to the club. Ahem.

61 Spurs Njut 🌰
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  wasdanspurs

I hope you’re not here all week.

Funkenschlag!
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  wasdanspurs

You buried ‘red’ sauce under the East stand?!!
😱

foeorfreund
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Funkenschlag!

We’ve been infiltrifled.

UnkleTaff
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Matt

The list of things he’s got wrong is far longer than the things he’s got right so anyone wanting to see Alderweireld stay ought to be quite encouraged by reading that.

SpurAndy🍒🥧
Admin
2 years ago

I’ve been a bit ambivalent with all this Poch to Manure bow locks but Talksport has finally got me goat this morning. Jim White and Perry Gooner Groves giving it large this morning saying Poch and the Spurs PR guy got it wrong yesterday by blocking questions about it. Grrrr…

foeorfreund
Admin
2 years ago

To be fair, they are both neutral ;-D

SpurAndy🍒🥧
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  foeorfreund

You still grafting fofty or you finished for Christmas?

foeorfreund
Admin
2 years ago

Yep, fraid so. And tomorrow, and at least half day on Xmas eve too. But then a nice break until the 2nd, can’t wait.

SpurAndy🍒🥧
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  foeorfreund

Good man 👍

Bruxie
Bruxie
2 years ago

I’ve noticed how the gutter press have been describing the PR guy as “blocking Poch from answering Qs on the subject”.
As if.
Closing ranks is the best we can do and the correct thing to do.
We’ll be stronger in the short term and the team will benefit.
The players won’t comment on Poch.

The Manure press and pundit machine won’t get bored. The likes of Neville and his ex-manure mates in the media are surely getting something from the club for their incessant touting.

I’ve got my ticket secured for the manure game and that game will be the climax of all this crap.
The week before will be manic rumour mongering and hopefully, a bit of a slap in the face for the spoilt Mancs.

Funkenschlag!
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Bruxie

The press officer was entirely correct to shut down questions regarding Poch and uniturd. They had already asked their questions on Tuesday, and would have only repeated the same boring line of questioning, which would have resulted in the same disregard for the answers given, in order to push their own agenda driven nonsense.
#fookumorl

SpurAndy🍒🥧
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  foeorfreund

Hehe, very 👋

foeorfreund
Admin
2 years ago

Balls of steel, or too many beers? Works for me, either way.

SpurAndy🍒🥧
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  foeorfreund

Although it looked like most of the crowd had dispersed so the lad had some awareness still about him.

Funkenschlag!
Admin
2 years ago

foeorfreund

Fair play to the Klopp…

Now they are six points behind us. Wow. That’s really massive.”

Nah, it’s only 6 points… 😘

89Spurs 👁
89Spurs 👁
2 years ago
Reply to  Funkenschlag!

Only 6 points?

foeorfreund
Admin
2 years ago

Fair play to the Klopp…

“Tottenham have so many injury problems, the shortest break after the World Cup, I don’t know how many Belgian and English players they had, no pre-season and won all the games in a difficult situation. Now they are six points behind us. Wow. That’s really massive.”

Chauvelin
Chauvelin
2 years ago
Reply to  foeorfreund

Magnanimous. He can leave the actual trolling to the Pooh fans and ex-player pundits.

Matt
Matt
2 years ago
Reply to  Chauvelin

He’s a decent bloke; built a very good team and seems to really enjoy his football. I’m glad he’s in the EPL.

SpurAndy🍒🥧
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Matt

Agree he’s a decent bloke, just wish he’d cut back on the touchline gurning and acrobatics. He should take lessons from Poch.

UnkleTaff
Admin
2 years ago

He’s an attention-seeking whore. I can’t wait to see that cheesy grin wiped from his face when results start to go against him.

Frontwheel2
Frontwheel2
2 years ago
Reply to  UnkleTaff

Amen Brother,he gives me the shits.

UnkleTaff
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  foeorfreund

All I saw there was “Now they are six points behind us.”

W*nker.

foeorfreund
Admin
2 years ago

Lawro predicts a draw. That means we’ll win or lose.

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