Barçelona indoors. COYFS!

Not much to say about this really except Fortune favours the Brave. Audrey est Facere etc etc

Will it be another wonderful Wembley night washed with tears of wonderment under the twinkling floodlights? Or will we be left sobbing into our scarves under the harsh glare of the spotlight?

My take is that Poch wants whoever is out there to play with confidence, flair and zest. Some say the system kills much of the individuality that many of these magnificently talented maestros have, but we’ve all seen us when it clicks…those moments, even whole games, where we’re irrepressible.

The manager has talked a good game. ‘We’re not victims’. ‘We are Tottenham and we believe we can win’.

Well, he needs to show that belief in how he sets us up. No stodgy 4-3-3 with Dier, Wanyama and Sissoko à la Watford or Liverpool.

We have to provide Kaneinho with some chances. Or if he’s keeping 2 defenders busy, exploit the space for Lucas, Sonny or Pamela. Winks has just begun to show again why he earned the plaudits 2 seasons ago: always looking for a forwards run or pass.

FFS, Poch, tell our defenders to defend. Give us a solid base from which to launch at them. I’m sick of our non-wing-backs pretending to be wingers and leaving gaps behind so that everyone is shitting themselves to lose the ball, even in the oppo’s final third.

Enjoy the game, Oeufers.

Author: Flat Oeuf

A blog dedicated to aficionados of the chicken badge of Tottenham Hotspur FC, unashamedly revelling in the agony and ecstasy of every moment of every game....no matter who finds themselves fortunate enough, in any given season, to be the stewards, manager or players of the best club in the world. COYFS!

Comments
  • Fatty B 04/10/2018 at 9:21 pm

    Rod Stewart impersonator Kerry Katona screams as she is attacked by two zombies (Katona is the one in the middle).

  • Fatty B 04/10/2018 at 9:24 pm

    Katona channelling Everett channeling Stewart channelling Wall.

    • Fatty B 04/10/2018 at 9:26 pm

      • Fatty B 04/10/2018 at 9:31 pm

        • Fatty B 04/10/2018 at 9:34 pm

          • Chauvelin 04/10/2018 at 11:53 pm

            Max Wall, Funny man.

  • Syd 05/10/2018 at 2:09 am

    And t’other site calls us the dumbs dumbs. Idiots continue to say Levy will get the sack if this continues. Well he owns at least 29% of the club and it’s worth over a billion pounds now and still making money.
    And we are the dumb dumbs…lol
    It is simply an anti spurs site including the stupid fucking T shirts.
    A supposed Spurs fan who hates Spurs….
    A definition of fan
    1 : an enthusiastic devotee (as of a sport or a performing art) usually as a spectator
    2 : an ardent admirer or enthusiast (as of a celebrity or a pursuit)

    Note the word devotee, get angry, get frustrated any more, then go and support another club…idiots

    I’m glad to see only very very minimal comments on that site. All people who just love hating something…pricks

    • Fatty B 05/10/2018 at 9:13 am

      We had to break away from there d’int we?
      #poison

  • Syd 05/10/2018 at 8:21 am

    https://twitter.com/lilywhite_rose/status/1047916889224228867/photo/1

    Surely it will have ‘SPURS’ or something stamped on the seats???

    • GDawg 05/10/2018 at 8:27 am

      Looks amazing

      • Syd 05/10/2018 at 8:28 am

        Yep. I want it to be a real Spurs home

    • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 05/10/2018 at 8:33 am

      There’ll probably be a few teething troubles which will confirm to the haters it’s all a waste of money. So possibly next season, once everything is bedded down we’ll see the true glory. Hopefully though it will be a stonking success from the off.

      • Syd 05/10/2018 at 8:37 am

        I’m with ya Andy

    • Caspurs 05/10/2018 at 8:37 am

      I think you may be disappointed Syd, I don’t believe there will be any club insignia in the seating but, I agree something like this would be a nice touch:

      • Syd 05/10/2018 at 8:38 am

        Get to work Cas, you have the template….get a brush and some paint. Do youo think it is because of the American football?

        • Caspurs 05/10/2018 at 8:44 am

          Yup, I think a big part of it is the NFL tie up. To be honest the club insignia in and around the stadium is fairly low key as well.

          • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 05/10/2018 at 8:48 am

            That’s disappointing, are the banners round the top tier no longer there?

            • Fatty B 05/10/2018 at 9:11 am

              The top tier is no longer there.

              • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 05/10/2018 at 9:26 am

                Ran outta money?

          • Chauvelin 05/10/2018 at 9:22 am

            Now that is a major fault and a justification to criticise Daniel Levy. Don’t give us an anodyne multiuse sports and recreation venue, we want a fackin home. That means big logos and signage for all to see.

            • Chauvelin 05/10/2018 at 9:23 am

              If true, I hasten to add.

            • Fatty B 05/10/2018 at 9:39 am

              Not all logos are good logos:

              • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 05/10/2018 at 9:44 am

                Yep

                • Fatty B 05/10/2018 at 10:37 am

                  That dentist is wearing a skirt. And why shouldn’t he?

  • Goatboy 05/10/2018 at 9:44 am

    Gotta disagree with that. Letters/emblems on seats is very 90’s. Looks far classier just plain dark blue. Let the LEDs and screens do their work when we’re playing and that should be more than enough.
    You only have to look at Arse’s stadium to see how naff it looks if you try too hard.

    • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 05/10/2018 at 9:59 am

      I had the misfortune to clap eyes on that monstrosity as I travelled to london on Wednesday by train. It sounded eerliy like a matchday there too. 😂

      • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 05/10/2018 at 10:05 am

        Not surprised your eyes got the clap after seeing that.

      • Fatty B 05/10/2018 at 10:36 am

        You clapped ears on it too?

    • UnkleTaff 05/10/2018 at 10:25 am

      Yup. Low key for me all the way as well. Let the actual football do the talking.

    • Fatty B 05/10/2018 at 10:35 am

      Boom shackalacka.
      #metoo

  • Sexy Beast 05/10/2018 at 10:10 am

    Then he sat looking at me for an hour or more and his eyes felt normal again 🤣

    • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 05/10/2018 at 10:44 am

      So it was you who stroked my corneas!

      • Fatty B 05/10/2018 at 10:47 am

        *couliflowereas

  • Fatty B 05/10/2018 at 10:44 am

    20/10 – West Ham (a)
    24/10 – PSV (a)
    29/10 – Man City (h)
    31/10 – West Ham (a) Caraboa
    03/11 – Wolves (a)
    06/11 – PSV (h)
    10/11 – Crystal Palace (a)

    That’s the way aha-aha I like it. 1 game every three days.

    • UnkleTaff 05/10/2018 at 10:46 am

      I can see us losing six of those.

      • Fatty B 05/10/2018 at 10:49 am

        WooHoo! We’ve been Taff’d!

    • Sexy Beast 05/10/2018 at 11:00 am

      By the time we get past Palace we will have played 8 away fixtures and 3 Home games in the premier league.
      Avoid defeat to Citeh, hang on to their coat tails until our new Fortress is complete and watch us soar. Sign one or two stellar players on January 1st and this season might just have a completely different complexion my fellow dumb dumbs 👍

      • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 05/10/2018 at 11:03 am

        But surely all those away games, and Wembley, have given us an unfair advantage? That’s what the inteliigencia on BBC HYS would have us believe. 😀

        • Sexy Beast 05/10/2018 at 11:27 am

          Between you and us lot here I think that they are the real dumb dumbs 👍😂

    • Goatboy 05/10/2018 at 11:49 am

      Ah, thought it a bit odd to be playing 2 games in 2 days. That’s the BBC website for you. Have the Ruskies’s infiltrated that too?

      Talking of Russia, anyone see special US/Russia envoy Stephen Seagal on Newsnight storm out? Clearly been on the Neville Southall weight loss programme recently.

      • Sexy Beast 05/10/2018 at 12:03 pm

        Newsnight? 😂😂
        Should be renamed Fakenewsnight! BBC Leftist garbage, no one watches that do they? 😳

  • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 05/10/2018 at 10:49 am

    I find it not a little strange that the live video feeds from inside the stadium are a day behind 🤔

    • Sexy Beast 05/10/2018 at 10:53 am

      It’s a conspiracy I tell ya 😂

    • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 05/10/2018 at 11:02 am

      We’ve been hacked by the Russkies. They’ve stole all the turf, sodding barstewards!

      • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 05/10/2018 at 11:04 am

        Actually I think were heading back to 1961. I smell another double on the horizon.

        • SpurAndy 🥧🍒 05/10/2018 at 11:05 am

          Who smelt it dealt it.

        • Fatty B 05/10/2018 at 11:18 am

          Double pie, double mash and double liquor. Oh, and a Diet Coke, please.

          • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 05/10/2018 at 11:35 am

            Wot, no Maliboo-boo?

      • Sexy Beast 05/10/2018 at 11:36 am

        Lol, I picked up the Daily Mail this morning in a cafe whilst having breakfast and the front page headline was all Putin caught hacking pages 1/2/3
        In a small box on page 2 was a far more sinister story about how China who build 75% of all phones and computers have inserted tiny chips in all devices which grant access to the state run agencies. You couldn’t make it up!

  • Fatty B 05/10/2018 at 11:24 am

    Syd
    And t’other site calls us the dumbs dumbs. Idiots continue to say Levy will get the sack if this continues. Well he owns at least 29% of the club and it’s worth over a billion pounds now and still making money.
    And we are the dumb dumbs…lol
    It is simply an anti spurs site including the stupid fucking T shirts.
    A supposed Spurs fan who hates Spurs….
    A definition of fan
    1 : an enthusiastic devotee (as of a sport or a performing art) usually as a spectator
    2 : an ardent admirer or enthusiast (as of a celebrity or a pursuit)
    Note the word devotee, get angry, get frustrated any more, then go and support another club…idiots
    I’m glad to see only very very minimal comments on that site. All people who just love hating something…pricks

    Syd tells it like it is!

    • Sexy Beast 05/10/2018 at 11:37 am

      May out Syd in! 😂

  • 89Spurs 👁 05/10/2018 at 11:44 am

    He is diffently a SNOTSPURS fan seems more like, a gooner that has lost his way in life.
    The T shirts are absolute shite, and over priced market crap.
    With you all the way Syd, I just hope that “gasgoine on the crack”
    Doesn’t find his way over to this site, he accused me of trolling him! What a turd!

  • Sexy Beast 05/10/2018 at 12:09 pm

    In other news I was rather predictably trolled by a gooner on Wednesday night I responded with ……10-2
    Not heard back from him 😂

    • Fatty B 05/10/2018 at 2:13 pm

      Trolled where, Beasty Bollix?

    • MiT 05/10/2018 at 5:33 pm

      Nice 🙂

  • TCY 05/10/2018 at 1:04 pm

    Heading back to the States in the morning. With travel requirements and some truly miserable TV coverage at various B & Bs have not actually eyeballed Spurs in 2 weeks.

    Not really so bad.

    You lads have a beautiful country. Spur Andy—we are decompressing in Edinburgh after 4 days in the beautiful Yorkshire dales. Lovely lovely.

    I’m retiring at the end of the year and hope to have money enough to be part of the next North American invasion. God knows I’ll have time enough.

    Her indoors remarks that this will be a down year for Spurs. She knows nothing of football; however she is factually never wrong.

    Hold on to your seats. It will be a bumpy ride.

    Nevertheless COYMFS

    • 61 Spurs Nut 🌰 05/10/2018 at 1:22 pm

      Gutted I couldn’t make it to Huddersfield and meet up. Safe journey tomorrow!

  • Fatty B 05/10/2018 at 2:22 pm

  • Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enoeuf

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