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  • HD ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 29/11/2018 at 1:49 am

    Stevo: from one Steve to another, I am on board the Sissoko train as well. It will be OK.

  • Shelfy 29/11/2018 at 1:54 am

    Weโ€™re going loco for Sissoko!

    • Flat Oeuf 29/11/2018 at 6:49 am

      Nice

      ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ
      Coz weโ€™ve been going loco for Moussa Sissoko
      Heโ€™s been slayed too long
      Going loco for Moussa Sissoko
      The magic in him is sooo strong
      ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ

  • AntSpurs 29/11/2018 at 1:57 am

    Woaaah Shelfโ€™s I thought I started that. Steve-o get your arse dan on for the gig . If youโ€™re there Iโ€™m in . If not fuck it. You coming ?

    • Shelfy 29/11/2018 at 2:03 am

      Did I plagerise from you? Sorry.
      I did see the wake me up befor you go go who needs bale when weโ€™ve got Sissoko line. I like that a lot
      I think the fans singing his name will help him a lot. Confidence is so important

      • AntSpurs 29/11/2018 at 2:05 am

        Nah Shelfโ€™s not at all bro. Just playing. You gonna be there ?

        • Shelfy 29/11/2018 at 2:06 am

          Iโ€™m in Florida so sadly no. Was there three weeks ago and was at Wembley for the PSV game. Loved it!

          • AntSpurs 29/11/2018 at 2:11 am

            Was a great game. The finish was so good . You from Florida ?

            • Shelfy 29/11/2018 at 2:13 am

              No
              Iโ€™m from England but moved to the USA for work almost 20 years ago

              • AntSpurs 29/11/2018 at 2:15 am

                Where bouts roood buoys ?

                • Shelfy 29/11/2018 at 2:16 am

                  All over. London Blackpool Warrington Shropshire. Iโ€™m a nomad.

                  • Ronwol196061 29/11/2018 at 2:17 am

                    Shelfy I met you, you no mad

                    • Shelfy 29/11/2018 at 2:19 am

                      hehe

                  • AntSpurs 29/11/2018 at 2:18 am

                    Hahaha. Iโ€™m from Hackney. Now Watford, soon to be Palm Springs …hope ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

                    • Shelfy 29/11/2018 at 2:20 am

                      Nice place to go. Downside is itโ€™s a long way to the Lane

                    • AntSpurs 29/11/2018 at 2:22 am

                      Only reason Iโ€™m still here๐Ÿ˜‚. You met the Ronstar, Iโ€™ve never been so jell before , heโ€™s my idol.

                    • HD ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 29/11/2018 at 2:24 am

                      Ant, Palm Springs is good, hectic but good, but that is California. My sister in law lives there and we go annually. It is a part of California that is doable if you can afford it.

  • AntSpurs 29/11/2018 at 1:59 am

    Steve-o steve-o. Iโ€™ll crawl down for it. Meet the lads/chick/s and see us do the Catalans/Spanish bastards (sorry Shelfโ€™s) . Yeah, make it so

  • Ronwol196061 29/11/2018 at 2:08 am

    Cognitive Dissonance or maybe Sissoconance is the order of the day

  • SeattleSpursGuy 29/11/2018 at 2:18 am

    Everyone loves a redemption arc. Two months ago, Sissy was a useless buffoon and getting pelters from all sides. But Poch saw something in him, kept the faith, built his confidence and– very importantly- moved him centrally, away from the wing. I remember commenting awhile back, “Hey, Sissy wasn’t a complete spastic today.” It was something to build on. And he’s grown from Awful, to Not Awful, to OK to now where he’s a useful member of the team.

    Everyone loves a redemption arc. Don’t know if it will last, but it’s it’s been fun to watch.

    • Shelfy 29/11/2018 at 2:23 am

      Heโ€™s a proof that Pochettino is magic you know!
      Seriously though moving him central seems key. Itโ€™s a bit like the reversal of impact that Kante has at Chelsea now he has been moved forward out of his usual place. He looks poor now yet he was excellent before. Itโ€™s a funny old game as Greavesie would say

  • AntSpurs 29/11/2018 at 2:24 am

    Do all Americanโ€™s use the word โ€˜spasticโ€™. No worries SSG but itโ€™s a bit shit.

    • SeattleSpursGuy 29/11/2018 at 2:26 am

      A lot of us. But I’ll check it if it’s no good.

      • AntSpurs 29/11/2018 at 2:28 am

        Whatโ€™s no good ?

        • SeattleSpursGuy 29/11/2018 at 2:30 am

          Using that word. Sorry, I seem to be talking American and miscommunicating.

          • AntSpurs 29/11/2018 at 2:32 am

            Just askin SSG. How old are you? Is it a word used at school ?

            • AntSpurs 29/11/2018 at 2:34 am

              Iโ€™m not trying to calm you out , just interested

              • AntSpurs 29/11/2018 at 2:34 am

                Call

                • AntSpurs 29/11/2018 at 2:45 am

                  Everyone loves a spastic. Fucking cunt. Later and glad your not one ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

    • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 10:23 am

      Agree, no likey.

    • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 10:59 am

      Ant, spastic is a medical term for a muscle reflex condition which is still in use. It’s not like the ‘n’ word. Although I agree it isn’t in common usage.

  • Shelfy 29/11/2018 at 2:28 am

    AntSpurs 29/11/2018 at 2:22 am
    Only reason Iโ€™m still here๐Ÿ˜‚. You met the Ronstar, Iโ€™ve never been so jell before , heโ€™s my idol.

    Yes I went all the way toToronto Canada to get his autograph. I advised my daughters not to meet strange men they found on the internet and then I go and meet Ron.
    Anyway Ron is a teenage girl from Huddersfield whose grandma once went to London and told him stories about the sixties. At least thatโ€™s what he told me.

    • Ronwol1960-61๐Ÿ•Žโšฝ๐ŸŽท๐ŸŽฅ 29/11/2018 at 10:52 am

      Where is Uddersfield? Didnt he play for us at one time?

  • AntSpurs 29/11/2018 at 2:29 am

    Hahahahahahaha brilliant

    • Shelfy 29/11/2018 at 2:30 am

      He never did give me his autograph. He tried to sell me a book.

      • SeattleSpursGuy 29/11/2018 at 2:31 am

        I bet the sales pitch lasted awhile.

        • Shelfy 29/11/2018 at 2:33 am

          I didnโ€™t understand it. Apparently thatโ€™s why I needed the book. It was 18.95. Non it wasnโ€™t thatโ€™s when he was born. The book of Ronglish was 19.95. I had no cash left because I had just bought disposable diapers (nappies). Donโ€™t ask itโ€™s along story.

          • Ronwol1960-61๐Ÿ•Žโšฝ๐ŸŽท๐ŸŽฅ 29/11/2018 at 10:51 am

            *All you wanted to know about Ronglish but were afraid to Ask

  • Merrance 29/11/2018 at 4:40 am

    I think most of ronwols stories are a pigment of his furtive imagination

    • Ronwol1960-61๐Ÿ•Žโšฝ๐ŸŽท๐ŸŽฅ 29/11/2018 at 10:58 am

      Wait the movie is coming out this Xmas Big M……

  • Flat Oeuf 29/11/2018 at 6:41 am

    Moussa SissoulTrain

    People all over the world
    Join hands
    Start a soul train, Sissoultrain
    The next stop that we make will be soon
    Tell all the folks in Russia, and China, too
    Don’t you know that it’s time to get on board
    And let this train keep on riding, riding on through

    https://youtu.be/QyT9jTW7MHc

  • TCY 29/11/2018 at 7:43 am

    The Sissy story is one of love and redemption. Once upon a time, and not so long ago, her indoors, Grandson Andrew and I would chuck beer cans, pork chops, pizza crusts and what have you at the screen when Poch unaccountably sent Sissy on to muck up the last 15 minutes of a game.

    And yet here we are. The lad has grown and become a useful member of the squad. Great cut Oeufster and Casโ€”Soultrain be one of my favorites, and Sissy is now like a freight train barreling down the trackโ€”and he can actually pass!

    At ease, Steveโ€”nothing is foreverโ€”letโ€™s enjoy Sissoulco while we can!

    • SpurAndy ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ’ 29/11/2018 at 8:34 am

      Agree with that TCY, Sissy has been poor, now he’s not. Let’s enjoy it rather than begrudge it.

  • TCY 29/11/2018 at 7:56 am

    https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/beatles/drivemycar.html

    Baby you can drive my car
    Yes I’m gonna be a star
    Baby you can drive my car
    And maybe I love you

    Nice to be able to show our Sissy the loveโ€”while we can

  • Hartley 29/11/2018 at 9:01 am

    Keep it up Sissy, it must feel nice to finally earn your salary.

    • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 10:24 am

      And his transfer price now seems almost fair.

      • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 10:26 am

        Steady on FoF, he still has two years wages to pay back yet..

        • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 10:28 am

          A winning goal, or even assist on the 11th would easily account for that.

          • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 10:30 am

            Ooh, that’s a tantalising scenario.

            • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 10:36 am

              Enjoy last night mate? Was the atmos a bit tense?

              • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 10:47 am

                I wouldn’t say it was tense, it seemed quite relaxed really, maybe it was because we had nothing to lose?

                • Ronwol1960-61๐Ÿ•Žโšฝ๐ŸŽท๐ŸŽฅ 29/11/2018 at 10:52 am

                  Its because Sissoko was playing

  • Ronwol1960-61๐Ÿ•Žโšฝ๐ŸŽท๐ŸŽฅ 29/11/2018 at 10:55 am

    The Ronglish book is still available infact there is the bonus book that comes free with it. To Ronglish and Back by Mousa Sissoko

    • Ronwol1960-61๐Ÿ•Žโšฝ๐ŸŽท๐ŸŽฅ 29/11/2018 at 11:00 am

      I put a ‘spell’ on the geezer

  • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 10:55 am

    I can’t recall a blog meet where we have lost. Is this a good omen for the Barca game? Come clutch straws with me.

    • Ronwol1960-61๐Ÿ•Žโšฝ๐ŸŽท๐ŸŽฅ 29/11/2018 at 11:01 am

      I would put that tooth under your pillow FoF and pray

    • Ronwol1960-61๐Ÿ•Žโšฝ๐ŸŽท๐ŸŽฅ 29/11/2018 at 11:01 am

      is it fixed?

      • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 11:17 am

        I’m bracing myself.

        • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 11:20 am

          Maybe not so apt for North Americans.
          I hope we retainer this run of form?

  • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 11:17 am

    Amazing. In the middle of the biggest discussion in modern politics, the House of Commons will not be scheduled to sit on the next three Fridays. Cutting short much needed debating time.

    • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 11:18 am

      It’s difficult, what with Thursday night drinking habits in London.

      • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 11:33 am

        On Tuesday the Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer tabled a question for the Chancellor to answer. But he failed to attend yesterday because ‘he was unavailable’. It caused some outrage as the bugger was in fact touring the TV and radio stations. So too busy for his democratic duties, but not too busy to be on TV, the cnut.

    • Hartley 29/11/2018 at 11:20 am

      They can take the rest of the year off for me, nothing but a set of scheming bastards who undermine the electorate at every opportunity.

      • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 11:22 am

        Every single wunovem.

  • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 11:25 am

    Noice!

    • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 11:26 am

      Likey lilac!

    • Hartley 29/11/2018 at 11:29 am

      That’s a thing of beauty..

      • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 11:31 am

        The scale of it’s surroundings don’t half make our cock look small.

        • Hartley 29/11/2018 at 11:33 am

          It looked much bigger when it was first erected.

          • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 11:34 am

            To be fair, it is rather cold.

  • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 11:32 am

    If anywun knows how to make Stevo the author of this bloeug, feel free to..

    • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 11:36 am

      Where is the lad himself?

  • Bruxie 29/11/2018 at 11:38 am

    The night turned out to be a good one!

    Disappointed to be surrounded by Italians in the West Stand and I’m sure the amount of “tourists” contributed to the muted atmosphere.
    Hardly any singing…and when we did a lot didn’t know the words.

    Good to have a couple of beers with Caspurs in Farringdon. Cannot wait for the Barca meeting!

    I’ll bring my iPad with the BT Sport app if Flatster can prise the broadband password out of the venue?
    That way we can keep track of the Inter v PSV game as well.

    COYS!

    • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 11:53 am

      Likewise, was great to meet up with you before the game, and just glad everything was alright on the night. ๐Ÿ‘

    • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 11:58 am

      Excellent preparation, Bruxster. I might have considered something like that, but only after the event.

  • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 11:42 am

    We are fortunate that Sissoko is playing well. It couldn’t have come at a more opportune time with injury to Davinson meaning that Dier needs to be CB back up to Toby and Jan in European games (Foyth isn’t in the squad), and Wanyama and Dembele not available, just leaving Winks and Moussa.
    Hats off to the former plinth, he’s stepped up and taken this opportunity to be a first choice. Otherwise we’d be looking at Skipp or Dele at DM/CM.

    • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 11:51 am

      If we should get through, can’t we change the squad for the knockout stages?
      Looking at the current CL squad, you could easily make a case for putting Foyth in place of maybe Wanyama, Llorente, or even Vorm?
      And that’s without all of the amazing new signings we’ll have in Jan ;-D

      • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 11:52 am

        It very much reinforces the fact that we must buy English. An expensive problem.

        • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 12:01 pm

          Who though? No one springs to mind, I think the Grealish boat has sailed, along with Maddison.

          • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 12:04 pm

            Cook at Bournemouth? We could replace Davies with Chilwell? That would free up an overseas slot.

            • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 12:12 pm

              Cook at Bournemouth? Not for me, we already have Henry Winks.

              • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 12:13 pm

                And Skipp. Must leave space for him to be involved and develop.

          • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 12:07 pm

            It’s quite likely that Dembele and Llorente will be gone, if not Jan then definitely in the summer. Possibly Tobes too, unfortunately.
            That will free up some squad space, but all of those players would need to be directly replaced.

            • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 12:10 pm

              Eggzakerly. I’m not aware of any young homegrown talent who could step up to the level we require, that’s not to say it’s impossible, but very difficult..

              • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 12:13 pm

                We are constantly criticised for having a weak squad, but it’s hard to suggest many that I would want to sell, or that are replaceable without paying astronomical sums.

                • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 12:19 pm

                  It is a conundrum. If we lose Dembele and Tobes, then I think we have to replace them with quality, I would love to see both the Ajax lads join us, but I know that’s just wishful thinking. : (

                  • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 12:22 pm

                    We’ll be well down the pecking order.
                    Same with Ndombele, who it seems Barca are very interested in.
                    A reoccurring issue that is very difficult to solve.

        • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 12:02 pm

          I guess the scouts will scour the lower leagues.

          • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 12:04 pm

            The theory being, is that they would have to be good enough to warrant a place in a CL squad. That is certainly a challenge.

            • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 12:06 pm

              Chelsea hoover up all the young talent. Their youth set up is less a squad and more of a warehousing exercise.

      • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 11:55 am

        I believe so. I saw an interview with Pochettino admitting that he had made a mistake leaving out Foyth from the European squad, but I think squads are reselected in the January window.

  • Shelfy 29/11/2018 at 12:17 pm

    Interns of the home grown positions in the squad it seems to me having three overseas keepers is a big mistake. The third keeper rarely plays so if a young English player took that spot from Vorm it would be a big help

    • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 12:23 pm

      Agree. We haven’t had a goalie come through from the kids for a long, long time. Maybe Ian Walker?

  • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 12:25 pm

    Fooking hell! Now they are arguing over scheduling: whether the Brexit TV debate will clash with Strictly Come Dancing, or I’m a Celebrity.

    Theresa May v ‘arry Redknapp.

    My life…

    • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 12:25 pm

      I’ll be giving them all a miss.

      • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 12:27 pm

        Stick it on Blaze (Freeview 63) after UFO Hunters…

  • HD ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 29/11/2018 at 12:26 pm

    Perhaps Oliver Skipp will be ready to transition to the โ€œAโ€ team as an English resolution.

    • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 12:27 pm

      Hope so, Dawg.
      Doesn’t help the quota though, as he is under 21.

      • Shelfy 29/11/2018 at 12:31 pm

        I thought Juan Foyth was under 21 but not allowed to play in the CL

      • HD ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 29/11/2018 at 12:31 pm

        Dammit Fofty, you are always smarter than me.

        • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 12:33 pm

          Yes but you’re taller than him. ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ

          • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 12:38 pm

            I’m probably taller, sideways.

            • HD ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 29/11/2018 at 12:40 pm

              After drinking a lot, I find myself sideways a lot.

        • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 12:43 pm

          No way mate, I probably just have a better handle of google! It makes us all smart ;-D

      • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 12:32 pm

        I agree with replacing Vorm with an English keeper.

        • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 12:42 pm

          Just checked, the only goalkeeper to come through the ranks and actually play for Spurs since Ian Walker was Ben Alnwick in the 09/10 season. He played one game, and conceded four goals.
          Before that, it was Tony Parks!
          We don’t make goalkeepers.

          • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 12:48 pm

            We bought Paul Robinson from Leeds I think.

            • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 12:49 pm

              Yerp.

      • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 12:36 pm

        Juan Foyth is 21 on Jan 12. So get yer burfday cards ready.

        • Shelfy 29/11/2018 at 12:49 pm

          So why does he need a squad position for the CL?

          • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 12:50 pm

            I believe it is because he is not homegrown.

  • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 12:43 pm

    Will we play Foyth against lucky lucky Arsenal? After what happened to poor old Wimmer I’d let Jan and Toby handle that one and bring Foyth and Dier in for Saints on Wednesday.

    I’m also very pleased to see Aurier combining pretty well with Sissoko. They seem to have a decent understanding and both have pace to dominate the right flank.

    • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 12:45 pm

      Considering the lay off and his age, Jan did rather bloody well last night.

      • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 12:47 pm

        He was superb.

      • Shelfy 29/11/2018 at 12:48 pm

        Yes. Looked knackered by the end. But his calmness and sure touch was delightful

      • HD ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 29/11/2018 at 12:48 pm

        Jan and Toby as so much fun to watch. They know each other so well. They could play blindfolded against most teams. A true partnership.

      • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 12:50 pm

        Jan is absolute class, and I want to see him up against the neighbours.

        • Hartley 29/11/2018 at 12:58 pm

          He’s an absolute class act, although last night he did look like he’s been spending a bit of time in Greggs during his lay off

          • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 1:05 pm

            Who doesn’t like a Greggs pasty or three?

  • Shelfy 29/11/2018 at 12:47 pm

    The England U19 and U21 squads (I think it was) won the World Cup this summer. There must be a few promising youngsters we could try an get. I know finding the next Deli or CE is not easy and many of the kids wonโ€™t make it but there is at least a decent pool of players to look at.

    • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 12:51 pm

      Perhaps the strategy shouldn’t be to try and find homegrown players who will walk straight into A CL squad, but rather, be good enough to make our PL team, therefor enabling us to rest players for CL games. Maybe in time these players will be good enough to make the step up to CL level.
      Justa fort?

      • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 12:56 pm

        I still can’t think of many.

        • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 12:58 pm

          Dammit, I’m trying my best to be positive here.

      • Shelfy 29/11/2018 at 12:57 pm

        Yes. That kinda what I was getting at. Young players are not CL ready but they may be ready for a game against Mid and lower table PL teams.
        They can pad out the squad and play if really needed in the CL

    • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 12:51 pm

      Chelsea have most of ’em. And we have quite a few already.

      • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 1:07 pm

        Shelved in their warehouse. It stops anyone else getting ’em is their strategy.

  • SpurAndy ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ’ 29/11/2018 at 12:57 pm

    Our U21 squad have two Englishers goalkeepers , Charlie Freeman and Alfie Whiteman plus an Aussie a Belgian and a USAian.

    • Shelfy 29/11/2018 at 12:59 pm

      What percentage of games over the last two seasons has a third choice keeper been needed to actually play.
      I can think of times when they made the bench but never got game time.

      • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 1:03 pm

        Gazzaniga played fairly recently (last season I think) when both Lloris and Vorm were injured.

        • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 1:06 pm

          He’s played 6 times this season and last.
          Before that, Cudicini got one game as third choice keeper back in 12/13, which wasn’t a PL game.

          • Shelfy 29/11/2018 at 1:10 pm

            I think some of those games were ones where it was not necessary for the third choice keeper to play. Particularly the cup games.
            The recent games Gaza has played were not due to injury to both Vorm and Lloris.
            Point being third choice keeper should not take up a valuable overseas player slot.

            • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 1:13 pm

              Yep, 3 of those 6 appearances were PL games, and one was a CL game. These are possibly the only games where we had to play a third choice, although I seem to remember him being chosen ahead of Vorm on one of these occasions, maybe even the CL game.

              • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 1:15 pm

                Hasn’t done bad though, 6 games, 2 clean sheets, 3 goals conceded.

              • Shelfy 29/11/2018 at 1:21 pm

                He was acting as second choice. We had Vorm or Lloris on the bench.

                • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 1:25 pm

                  I think he’s probably 2nd choice now.

                • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 1:26 pm

                  I could be wrong (there’s always a first time ;p), but wasn’t his debut against palace in the PL last season due to the other keepers being injured or ineligible?

                  • HD ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 29/11/2018 at 1:31 pm

                    You are not wrong. Crystal Palace away. Clean sheet.

                    • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 1:33 pm

                      Your correct, except we were at home, and we won 1-0. ๐Ÿ˜˜

                    • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 1:34 pm

                      Kinda home ;-D

    • UnkleTaff 29/11/2018 at 1:37 pm

      We let a perfectly good one go (in Luke McGee). I’m hoping it’s because one of the ones you’ve mentioned (one of the English/homegrown ones, preferably) showed even greater potential.

      Alfie Whiteman (now there’s a proper footballer’s name for you) has represented England at U16, U17, U18 and U19 level so maybe he’s the one for the future.

      • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 1:41 pm

        I think there has to be a point where academy products who show potential but are well down on the pecking order have to be let go for the sake of their career.
        Think Mcgee was 22 when he left for Portsmouth, so probably needed the move.

        • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 1:43 pm

          Yep, if clubs still feel the player has potential, then just insert a buyback clause.

          • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 1:50 pm

            The fact that he wasn’t loaned again suggests that it was a either a club or player decision that he didn’t have a future with us.

            • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 1:51 pm

              I though he was pretty damn good, from what I saw. Not sure how he’s doing at Pompey.

              • UnkleTaff 29/11/2018 at 1:58 pm

                He’s their second-choice ‘keeper at the moment. But seeing how Pompey are currently four points clear at the top of their league it’s pretty obvious that their first choice is no slouch.

                • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 2:06 pm

                  Nice one Unk

    • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 1:38 pm

      Now get pen to paper, both ovsya.

  • AntSpurs 29/11/2018 at 1:45 pm

    Chauvelin
    Ant, spastic is a medical term for a muscle reflex condition which is still in use. Itโ€™s not like the โ€˜nโ€™ word. Although I agree it isnโ€™t in common usage.

    Afternoon Chauvs and All,

    Excuse me for bringing this up and interrupting the good vibes but I want to just quickly explain this.

    I understand spasticity as I have family and friends who suffer from tremors, spasms etc due to MS and Cerebral Palsy.

    Itโ€™s not just about the word, it just shows the thinking of those saying it . Spastic was around whilst most of us were at school and I still hear being banded around by cunts who sneer, laugh and think they are perfect.

    My son used to be tormented by kids saying this due to his Tourettes and it caused him to hate going to school which he was so happy before. Anyways this is not the case so much now as he can now look after himself but Iโ€™m sure this will continue when he starts secondary school.

    Anyway this isnโ€™t just about my friends family, those who use it so frivolously unintentionally at times are part of the problem and for me show a complete lack of empathy for those who are suffering/vulnerable.

    That is all.

    • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 1:48 pm

      Great shout, Ant.

    • UnkleTaff 29/11/2018 at 2:04 pm

      When I saw this word being used so casually on the blog yesterday I had a quick look into its current usage and it seems it’s largely a US/British thing inasmuch it doesn’t carry anywhere near the same level of baggage over there as it does over here.

      It’s pretty clear from the follow-up comment made by the original poster that he wasn’t aware of how offensive a term it is on these shores.

      • AntSpurs 29/11/2018 at 2:07 pm

        Not so sure about that Unk, but if this is the case I will happily take it back and apologise.

        • SpurAndy ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ’ 29/11/2018 at 2:13 pm

          Ant totally understand where you’re coming from but I’ve actually met the guy when he visited over here a year or so ago and Im pretty sure he wouldnt mean to insult or upset anyone in using this term. As Unk says I don’t think it has anywhere near the level of upset over there.

          • AntSpurs 29/11/2018 at 2:33 pm

            Ok , fair point Andy, I understand completely the language barrier and Iโ€™ve heard it being banded about in American phrasing outside of its medical term , and used in situations other than being clumsy, and if this was the case in this situation, it maybe would have been easy to say so when I asked him. However hearing you lots take on this and itโ€™s and thank you for the bumf to explain these alternate terms, I will take back what I said and I hope that SSG will accept my apology.

        • UnkleTaff 29/11/2018 at 2:13 pm

          https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/spastic

          “The offensiveness of spastic and spaz differs considerably between the US and the UK. In the United States, the terms are inoffensive…”

          My understanding is that, although not in common usage in the US any more, when it is used it’s an inoffensive term that just means clumsy.

          • AntSpurs 29/11/2018 at 2:34 pm

            I see this now ta.

        • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 2:14 pm

          I’ve no doubt that it wasn’t used to cause offence, Ant, even though it did. As Unk said, it was immediately followed with a promise to not use it again, so I’m happy to accept it for how it appears, a language difference. That’s just my take, mate.

          • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 2:15 pm

            * to cause offence in the way it did.

          • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 2:33 pm

            But you were right to challenge it.

            • AntSpurs 29/11/2018 at 2:40 pm

              Thanks, hot head at times but I see the error of me ways. Was quite sure of meself but at least I hope it will be a little more understood now.

              • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 2:44 pm

                I probably would have reacted similarly, if I had seen it before you.

              • DAVID 29/11/2018 at 2:45 pm

                Hi Ant, hope you and your lad are doing well.
                I also had the pleasure of meeting SSG in London and would endorse Andy’s comments, he’s a lovely bloke and wouldn’t intentionally post anything offensive.

                • AntSpurs 29/11/2018 at 3:10 pm

                  Hi David , really good thanks howโ€™s you ? Boy got himself a silver medal on Sunday, did brilliantly. Still chasing the gold. Came up against a shit hot kid in the final , lightning quick , nationals silver medalist who took him out in 5 seconds ๐Ÿคฃ. He won two of them himself within 10 seconds, straight ippons. Anyways heโ€™s really getting the buzz for it and his ability to learn Japanese is astounding.

                  • DAVID 29/11/2018 at 3:21 pm

                    I’m good and glad to hear your boy is persevering with the judo, shame he lost in the final but hopefully it won’t put him off.

    • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 2:13 pm

      I don’t condone the use of any term which offends people living with a condition. I was trying to point out it isn’t just a bad word per se, but an actual word with a genuine meaning in use in the medical sense.

  • AntSpurs 29/11/2018 at 2:03 pm

    Cheers FoF ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

    • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 2:16 pm

      I don’t know if our American friends are aware that the word ‘fanny’ means something different in the UK. Two countries separated by a common language.

      • AntSpurs 29/11/2018 at 2:35 pm

        Filthy mind ๐Ÿ˜†

  • Sexy Beast 29/11/2018 at 2:15 pm

    Afternoon chaps, this particular blog could easily be viewed as a bit of a hit job on Stevo and i for one hope he don’t see it that way. Stevo if your reading this we all love you man!
    The simple fact is Stevo that most spurs fans including me thought Sissoko was under investigation from trading standards or impersonating a professional footballer.
    His transformation this season is still difficult for some of us to get our heads around but it’s true, he is actually looking like a player and is a vital part of the team currently and long may that continue!
    I really hope to make the Liverpool St meet up and really hope the you Stevo will be there also, man hugs to all.

    • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 2:19 pm

      Hit job on Stevo? What painkillers are you on?

      • Sexy Beast 29/11/2018 at 2:25 pm

        You have anything stronger?
        Maybe the wrong choice of word but look at it from his perspective.

        • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 2:32 pm

          Fairy nuff. I’m sure Stevo see’s it as banter, I hope so.

        • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 2:33 pm

          The bloeug is only intended as a bit fun (we all like Stevo), with three comments from Stevo, where first he argues his point, then realises he’s on his own, and finally concedes, ‘aw shit! Sissoko is ok’.
          If Stevo is offended then I offer Stevo my sincere apologies, but reading it last night was very funny. Speshly the final comment.

          • Sexy Beast 29/11/2018 at 2:36 pm

            I agree, but he is nowhere to be seen today so i hope he is not upset.
            Regards Sensitive Sexy Beast x

            • SpurAndy ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ’ 29/11/2018 at 2:40 pm

              Stevo’s from Norfolk so only thing that upsets them is the Tractor Boys.

              • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 2:41 pm

                And a frustrating lack of broadband ;-D

                • SpurAndy ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ’ 29/11/2018 at 2:45 pm

                  &ehk=hepEhCZoU5cOgY2WDyPEhg

              • DAVID 29/11/2018 at 2:43 pm

                Stevo usually seems to post during evenings, probably currently unaware that he has his own blog.

                • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 2:45 pm

                  That’s when the Nor folk are allowed electricity.

                • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 2:47 pm

                  Yup, that’s when the inter web gets turned on in them parts, but they have to choose, inter web or lights on..

  • Merrance 29/11/2018 at 2:19 pm

    Growing up the everyday languge incorporating those with afflictions were badied about with rase usually aimed at those with out afflictions but were the object to ridicle the person.doubt if most who did this meant harm to those that did suffer but it couldnt hsve been nice for those that hesrf it and were sufferers.probably pretty crushing for them.I am glad things in that area have moved on.I have a grandsonwho is downs sydrome.17 years old and you couldnotmeet a nicer kind loving person in character and has a great sense of humour.EVen amongst so called normal people.
    He has enriched and impacted all the family and off shoots and people around him.
    He is a yid as well.couple of years ago he was in the concessions disablity corner at park lane end giving banter to to the fat bellied geordies who took it in good humour.

    • Spursy 29/11/2018 at 2:45 pm

      Your grandson sounds a top notch lad. You are lucky to have him in your family.

      • AntSpurs 29/11/2018 at 3:12 pm

        Hey up Merry, Love it. Too right, heโ€™s learning from the top

        • Merrance 29/11/2018 at 7:22 pm

          And that

      • Sexy Beast 29/11/2018 at 3:12 pm

        Inde

        • Sexy Beast 29/11/2018 at 3:13 pm

          Indeed.

      • Merrance 29/11/2018 at 7:21 pm

        This

  • Merrance 29/11/2018 at 2:22 pm

    Poch done Sarri twice this week as Sarri was advising inter on how exactly to beat us.Even after getting put to the sword on SAturday

    • Spursy 29/11/2018 at 2:23 pm

      Poch eats Sarri for breakfast.

    • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 2:24 pm

      Is that right?
      Sarri is a true Cheatski.

  • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 2:22 pm

    I’ve slogged Sissoko off many times. He looks like a different player to the guy who couldn’t trap a slow moving ball and watched it roll into touch.
    Poch has persisted and proven me and many others wrong, there was a footballer hidden deep inside.
    COYSissoko!

    • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 2:23 pm

      *slagged

    • Merrance 29/11/2018 at 3:36 pm

      #metoo

  • Spursy 29/11/2018 at 2:27 pm

    Still buzzing after last night’s result. The team are maturing. I remember us going out of the CL two years ago and a gooner colleague saying, ‘You lot aren’t quite ready for this level yet.’ He was right then and I think last night shows that they have matured. Quitely impressive from the lads.

    • SpurAndy ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ’ 29/11/2018 at 2:37 pm

      Twas great Spursy, seemed a bit of a grind at times but we were well worth the win. Are you posting without getting modded now?

      • Spursy 29/11/2018 at 2:43 pm

        Not yet, Andy.
        Hey, congrats on the Millionaire’s shortbread and chocolate cake. Sound great!

        • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 2:47 pm

          How bloody frustrating.
          I don’t suppose you have an alternative email address that you can log in with? You would then be seen as a new user, so might sort the issue out.

        • SpurAndy ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ’ 29/11/2018 at 2:48 pm

          You are too kind, was just some simple recipes, nothing like Bake Off!

  • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 2:50 pm

    Sarri has allegedly said that Kante doesn’t have the right skill set to play as a defensive midfielder. This after being the undisputed defensive lynchpin first for title winners Leicester and the season after title winners Chelsea. I think the facts speak for themselves.
    You don’t know what the fack you’re talking about, Sarri.

    • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 2:52 pm

      Very bloody strange. He’s easily the best player I know of in that position.

      • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 2:55 pm

        If Sarri is another Mourinho, I’m fine with that. Go right ahead and play great players out of position, or not at all.

      • UnkleTaff 29/11/2018 at 2:57 pm

        Kante won the world Cup for France in the summer. Not Pogba, not M’Bappe, but Kante.

        You’re absolutely right, he’s easily the best defensive midfielder in the world. His positional sense is outstanding and he snuffs out so many attacks before they have a chance to get started. Quite why Sarri’s not playing him in his best position is a mystery.

        • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 2:59 pm

          Long may it continue.

          • Sexy Beast 29/11/2018 at 3:15 pm

            Indeed!

  • UnkleTaff 29/11/2018 at 2:54 pm

    Pardon me if I’m not ready to jump on the Sissoko express just yet. He’s been (more than) decent the last couple of games but I don’t think the level those performances quite justify the accolades currently being hurled in his direction.

    Had he joined us last month his report card would read “a promising start”. It is to his undoubted credit that he stuck to his task when others might have buckled under the sheer weight of pressure, but I remain to be convinced that he can be considered a first-team regular when everyone else is fit.

    • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 2:57 pm

      Even Dembele Unk?

    • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 2:59 pm

      I don’t think anyone has forgotten his poor performances in the last two years, it’s more a case of appreciating the turn around, and the contribution he is currently giving to the cause.

      • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 3:03 pm

        This.
        His decision making has improved and also pass execution. But so has Aurier, so we can probably see the intensive work of our coaches paying dividends.

    • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 2:59 pm

      That’s a fair assessment. He doesn’t make my first 11, but it’s not a bad thing that he seems a bit more reliable when called upon. He offers something that Winks, Dembele, Dier and Wanyama don’t with his driving runs, although Winks seems to be getting the hang of that!

      • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 3:05 pm

        If Wanyama could get back to his form we’d have a good choice, Sissoko currently has the edge. Third choice behind Dier and Winks.

        • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 3:06 pm

          I think we should discount Dembele is his mind is on leaving us asap.

          • UnkleTaff 29/11/2018 at 3:17 pm

            I’ll be surprised if he leaves before next summer.

            • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 3:25 pm

              Someone who wants to leave shouldn’t figure too highly in team plans.
              I just hope we can persuade Toby Jan and Christian to sign new contracts.

  • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 3:16 pm

    As we discussed above, here’s an article on that very same subject, CL squad, homegrown quota, and how other teams deal with it.
    https://www.football.london/tottenham-hotspur-fc/news/spurs-issues-foreign-players-clubs-15482424

  • Sexy Beast 29/11/2018 at 3:42 pm

    Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 3:05 pm

    If Wanyama could get back to his form weโ€™d have a good choice, Sissoko currently has the edge. Third choice behind Dier and Winks.
    I watched the Palace game a few days ago and though Victor had a good game, whilst not at his very best he did very well, shame about the problem with his knee injury.

    • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 3:45 pm

      Skipp space is required. Shame about Vic, but he’d be gone if it were down to me.

  • Sexy Beast 29/11/2018 at 4:25 pm

    https://www.football.london/tottenham-hotspur-fc/news/exclusive-assistant-boss-jesus-perez-15454817
    If you don’t love Pooch a bit more after reading this there is something wrong with you! Well worth a read…

    • Merrance 29/11/2018 at 7:36 pm

      One of the best insightful articles i have read on p0ch.also jesus is great for us.we are blessed

  • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 4:44 pm

    Sol’s at it again…..

    “I will bring all of my wealth of experience [to this job]. I know football inside out. I know how to manage people. I can communicate and I’ve looked at what I can do at the club. I think it’s a great place for me to start.

    “I know some Macclesfield fans will probably be saying ‘what is going on here?’ But you’ve got an international footballer, who has been one of the best footballers in the world, coming to your club. I think it’s a nice mutual balance there.”

    TWAT.

    • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 4:50 pm

      Dear me. If by managing people he means he is adept at lying, misleading, and treating the fans who loved him with contempt, he’s correct.

    • Sexy Beast 29/11/2018 at 4:50 pm

      He is so into himself it is just so ****ing cringe, 10 games and he’ll be gone and there will be some angle to it failing (probably the colour of his skin) that it was just not his fault.
      Complete and utter COCK.

      • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 4:54 pm

        An ex-international player with a wealth of memories of being fawned over. Now a has-been, I don’t think he realises he’s as much value as a used condom.

    • foeorfreund 29/11/2018 at 4:55 pm

      “One of the best footballers in the world”.

      Manager of a team that is in 92nd place in a 92 team professional league system.

      “I think it’s a nice mutual balance there”.

      Maybe the poor chap has vertigo?

      • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 4:58 pm

        Surely ‘mutual’ is implicit in the concept of balance?
        Maybe no one taught young Sol how a seesaw works?

    • SpurAndy ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ’ 29/11/2018 at 5:48 pm

      He eloquently does a far better job of making himself a laughing stock than I could ever do.

      • Freund or Foe 29/11/2018 at 5:57 pm

        Surely his missus has to say sumfink?
        โ€œSol, darling, would you mind ever so much trying to be less of a twat?โ€

        • SpurAndy ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ’ 29/11/2018 at 6:02 pm

          Saw a programme about designer shops selling unbelievable expensive tat to the rich and famous in which she owned one of the shops. She had her head up her arse like he has.

          • SpurAndy ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ’ 29/11/2018 at 6:03 pm

            Her daddy owns Barratt Homes.

          • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 6:21 pm

            Heh!
            One of the people NOT!

  • Superspoz ๐Ÿ† 29/11/2018 at 5:12 pm

    No matter what happens I will continue to take the piss out of Sissoko as I love him and vice versa.

  • Superspoz ๐Ÿ† 29/11/2018 at 5:13 pm

    Moussa Sissoko is the new Chuck Norris..endov.

    • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 5:22 pm

      In that case, is Alderweireld the new ‘muscles from Brussels’?

    • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 5:24 pm

      Is Harry Kane our Steven Seagal?

    • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 5:26 pm

      And is Serge Aurier our Wesley Snipes? Both have assisted the cops with their enquiries.

    • SpurAndy ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ’ 29/11/2018 at 5:52 pm

      Son as Jet Li?
      &ehk=Wn2LyP%2fBC%2fwsxQQRl9HHGw

      • SpurAndy ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ’ 29/11/2018 at 5:53 pm

        • Superspoz ๐Ÿ† 29/11/2018 at 6:01 pm

          Fist of legends was his best film.

      • Freund or Foe 29/11/2018 at 5:54 pm

        Lamela Chun-Li?

        • Freund or Foe 29/11/2018 at 5:55 pm

    • Superspoz ๐Ÿ† 29/11/2018 at 6:00 pm

      Those douche bags aren’t comparable to Chuck. He had no equal… until now.

      • SpurAndy ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ’ 29/11/2018 at 6:04 pm

        Bruce Lee for me.

        • Superspoz ๐Ÿ† 29/11/2018 at 6:07 pm

          I’m a mega Bruce Lee fan.

          • Superspoz ๐Ÿ† 29/11/2018 at 6:09 pm

            Dont tell any one but I train wing chun.

            • Superspoz ๐Ÿ† 29/11/2018 at 6:13 pm

              Well…I was trained by a top sifu up until the year 2000 and sometimes i visit his class but usually , when I can be bothered, I train on my own.

              • SpurAndy ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ’ 29/11/2018 at 6:21 pm

                My daughter does Kung fu but she has a French friend who’s brother is a sifu who went to Australia to be given it by William Cheung.

            • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 6:22 pm

              Feck. You practice Wing Chung? Dangerman.

          • SpurAndy ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ’ 29/11/2018 at 6:11 pm

            He gave me the bug to want to take up karate. He’s always been the main man for me although possibly because he never got old.

            • Superspoz ๐Ÿ† 29/11/2018 at 6:15 pm

              When I first saw enter the dragon, my jaw dropped to the floor. That was it. I had to learn kung fu.

              • SpurAndy ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ’ 29/11/2018 at 6:24 pm

                Same here but I could only find a local Karate class but it was run by a guy called Ticky Donovan who managed the British Team that won the world championship in the 70s/80s, can’t remember when. The classes were like being in the army, he was hard core.

            • Freund or Foe 29/11/2018 at 6:15 pm

              Iโ€™m a black belt in Pilates.

              • Freund or Foe 29/11/2018 at 6:16 pm

                And an expert in Ludo.

  • Ronwol196061 29/11/2018 at 6:06 pm

    Sissoko =Isaac Hayes

    • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 6:27 pm

      Sissoko with Winks visiting Janssen.

  • Superspoz ๐Ÿ† 29/11/2018 at 6:08 pm

    https://chuck-norris-jokes.com/

    I just want to make sure that my chuck norris comment is understood.

    • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 8:46 pm

      I understand that Chuck Norris is some kind of homoerotic fantasy figure?

  • Ronwol196061 29/11/2018 at 6:10 pm

    Vertonghen= Swartznegger

    • Superspoz ๐Ÿ† 29/11/2018 at 6:16 pm

      Well, he is back.

    • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 6:28 pm

      Yes!

  • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 6:30 pm

    Winks is … Ben Wishaw.

    But which of ours is Jason Statham, Daniel Craig and Tom Hardy?

  • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 7:16 pm

    Eric Dier advertising Braun shavers. I wonder how much he earned for that?

  • Merrance 29/11/2018 at 7:38 pm

    A free n01 cut all over

  • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 8:31 pm

    Honey, garlic and hoisin chicken tonight. Mmmm.

    • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 8:39 pm

      You eat rather late Cas?
      I’ve already served up my veggie Chinese stir fry with black bean sauce.
      I use Quorn pieces as the missus doesn’t get on with Soya protein. My gripe with Quorn is they call them chicken pieces. Why would veggies and especially vegans want their mycoprotein to pretend to be pieces of dead bird? Not necessary.

      • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 8:43 pm

        I haven’t eaten yet, waiting for the sauce to absorb all the flavours, but I don’t tend to eat before 8 at the earliest.
        Are you totally meat free these days?

        • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 8:50 pm

          Not yet. I haven’t eaten chicken for years. But I do occasionally eat lamb or beef. It’s pretty rare now but I’m not like these militant vegan arseholes. Like my brother.

          • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 8:56 pm

            Apparently some vegans invaded a Brighton restaurant to berate the customers, but were nonplussed when the diners started chanting “meat, meat, meat” till they retreated.

  • Fatty B 29/11/2018 at 8:45 pm

    HD
    Jan and Toby as so much fun to watch. They know each other so well. They could play blindfolded against most teams. A true partnership.

    Oh I see. Not Janice and Tobias from across the street?

  • Fatty B 29/11/2018 at 8:49 pm

    Oi, you lot – picking on my mate Stevo. He weren’t the only one slating MoSo.

    • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 8:50 pm

      ๐Ÿ˜˜

    • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 8:51 pm

      I’ve admitted it too.

      My joy is great seeing his improvement from traffic cone in a Spurs kit to a player making a valuable contribution.

      • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 9:02 pm

        Well he has transformed from a goods train to Sissoultrain.

  • SpurAndy ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ’ 29/11/2018 at 9:03 pm
    • Shelfy 29/11/2018 at 9:06 pm

      Does the journalist really think this is a setback for Spurs? What a dumb ass

      • SpurAndy ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ’ 29/11/2018 at 9:08 pm

        It’s the Mirror Shelfy, I think the term journalist is a tad generous.

        • 89Spurs ๐Ÿ‘ 29/11/2018 at 9:14 pm

          The Mirror, is no better than the Sun, and we know who writes for that rag!

      • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 9:18 pm

        The way it’s written you’d think Levy hasnt been parking at Sainsbury’s for the whole time.

        • Shelfy 29/11/2018 at 9:19 pm

          โ€œIn the latest setback for the clubโ€ … why does that simple phrase piss me off so much?

          • 89Spurs ๐Ÿ‘ 29/11/2018 at 9:22 pm

            Itโ€™s anything that they think, will harm us.

          • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 9:45 pm

            They ought to write: “hopefully Spurs have suffered a setback”, because that’s what they want.

  • Frontwheel 2 29/11/2018 at 9:23 pm

    Anybody bought some tools lately, I got a new 8 metre tape measure today, lovely wide strong blade

    • Hartley 29/11/2018 at 9:26 pm

      I bought a Volkswagen Caddy and Iโ€™m going to fill it with tools overnight but then put a sticker on the back door saying that there arenโ€™t any tools in it overnight, brilliant I know.

      • 89Spurs ๐Ÿ‘ 29/11/2018 at 9:31 pm

        Donโ€™t forget to leave the doors unlocked, less damage that way!

      • Freund or Foe 29/11/2018 at 9:32 pm

        ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

    • SpurAndy ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ’ 29/11/2018 at 9:28 pm

      Bought my wife a top of the range Japanese kitchen knife yesterday, Sakai Sutenresu VG10 Suminagashi Gyutuo for Christmas. It included a free brass spokeshave, which is mine.

      • Fatty B 29/11/2018 at 9:30 pm

        Spokeshave? Converse or convex?

        • SpurAndy ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ’ 29/11/2018 at 9:32 pm

          Converse.

          • Fatty B 29/11/2018 at 9:35 pm

            Hehehe. I meant concave or convex, but thanks for humouring me.

            • SpurAndy ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ’ 29/11/2018 at 9:39 pm

              ๐Ÿ˜‹

              • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 9:46 pm

                You gonna make some wooden wheels for a gypsy caravan?

                • SpurAndy ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ’ 29/11/2018 at 9:48 pm

                  Wooden wheels will be in high demand after Brexit.

      • Fatty B 29/11/2018 at 9:38 pm

        Is the knife the 120mm or the 210mm?

        • SpurAndy ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ’ 29/11/2018 at 9:42 pm

          210mm, I opened the box to get it out to have a look and I cut myself twice (not surprising I hear you say). It’s the sharpest thing I’ve ever seen. I’ll let my wife use it but I wouldn’t trust myself to.

          • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 9:48 pm

            I sliced through the tendon of my hand when I bought a Kitchen Devil double sided carving knife. Plenty of blood.

            • SpurAndy ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ’ 29/11/2018 at 9:49 pm

              Yikes, how many stitches?

              • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 9:54 pm

                I’m so squeamish I couldn’t look at it. Twelve I believe, very tricky for the doctor.

                I put a garden fork right through my wellie into the ground when I was 15. When I was 19 I sliced through a cable which was still live and apparently my flatmate said I was hurled through the air into the corridor (I was unconscious). The all metal Stanley Knife was partially melted.

            • Fatty B 29/11/2018 at 10:19 pm

              Don’t encourage him.

          • Fatty B 29/11/2018 at 9:49 pm

            Hahaha. He nearly cut the end of his little finger off just looking at the thing! You’re a menace around tools.

            • Fatty B 29/11/2018 at 9:50 pm

              • Fatty B 29/11/2018 at 9:53 pm

                • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 9:56 pm

                  Yeah, nasty.

  • Fatty B 29/11/2018 at 9:43 pm

    Nice to see Goat and Spursy make appearances last night – more of that please. Not so nice to see Flatty attempting make up songs. Ahem. Not cool, brah.

    Arm aff tae ma bead. Seizure later.

    • SpurAndy ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ’ 29/11/2018 at 9:44 pm

      Laters potaters.

    • 89Spurs ๐Ÿ‘ 29/11/2018 at 9:45 pm

      Itโ€™s late for you, getting a bit of nighthawk, eh!

      • Fatty B 29/11/2018 at 10:04 pm

        It’s alright for you old geezers who only need three hours kip every six weeks.

        • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 10:14 pm

          It’s a myth. I’m catching up on all the sleep I missed for 30 years working both ends of the candle.

          • Fatty B 29/11/2018 at 10:17 pm

            I find I need about 10-12 hours sleep every 20 hours to be happy.

            • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 10:46 pm

              Me too. Especially in the dark months. If it’s dark, sleep.

  • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 9:48 pm

    That was bloody deeelish!

    • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 9:56 pm

      Good. What’s for pudding?

  • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 10:04 pm

    Chauvelin

    I put a garden fork right through my wellie into the ground when I was 15. When I was 19 I sliced through a cable which was still live and apparently my flatmate said I was hurled through the air into the corridor (I was unconscious). The all metal Stanley Knife was partially melted.

    Haha, I did the same thing with a garden fork, straight through my foot, although I was only about 6 or 7 yrs old.
    I also took out the power for the whole of Sloane street, including Harrods with a road breaker, which was fun…

    • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 10:09 pm

      Woah! I remember a workman died in Wandsworth
      outside the Arndale centre doing precisely that about 30 years ago.
      A bloke plunged the whole town into power outage for a day using a hired digger in his front garden.

      • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 10:10 pm

        Down here in Lydney, that is. Not a popular move as everyone knew who dun it.

    • Fatty B 29/11/2018 at 10:13 pm

      I once had to have the water shut off for half a housing estate when I cut through a cold water mains supply with a pipe slice. I had to put in a new kitchen sink and taps and the stopcock was seized open. I made all the new pipework up and connected the taps and thought I could quickly cut through the mains and connect the new pipe to the old with a speed fit straight connector. The pressure blew the rubber washer out of the fitting and some of the skin from my thumb. It was a terrifying experience which left me drenched, freezing and shaking for hours afterwards.

      • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 10:19 pm

        I caused a chemical factory and surrounding streets to be evacuated for several hours when I did a stupid thing. I tried to speed things by defrosting ten kilos of a catalyst in an industrial oven.
        Yes, it was kept frozen for a reason.

        • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 10:21 pm

          Fakinel, and the authorities let you teach?!

          • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 10:23 pm

            You learn from your mistakes. Anyhow, maths is nonflammable.

        • Fatty B 29/11/2018 at 10:22 pm

          Hehehe. You f*rted didn’t you!

          • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 10:28 pm

            Pure benzoyl peroxide. It needs no ignition source. Trouble is the area housed several thousand gallons of liquid monomers, some of which were chlorinated.

            • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 10:32 pm

              The joke was, the chief production chemist saw me holding the white crystalline catalyst spread out on a tray by the open oven. He said “for god’s sake, don’t put that in there!” To which I replied ” it’s OK, I’m taking it out”. At which he dashed out and set off the alarms and called the fire brigade.

              • Fatty B 29/11/2018 at 10:36 pm

                Great story.

                • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 10:42 pm

                  Mind you, he was at fault because I was on project attachment from university and he was getting me to do stuff which was strictly outside of my remit. And without supervision.

                  • Ronwol196061 29/11/2018 at 11:59 pm

                    It all sounds like it’s all going to go BOOM over there

                    • Chauvelin 30/11/2018 at 12:03 am

                      Could have, Addlestone and Weybridge nearly disappeared in a big bang.

  • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 10:15 pm

    Ooh ello, wodoo we av ere then…

    This brings s warm tingly sensation of anticipation and excitement..
    COYS!

  • Fatty B 29/11/2018 at 10:28 pm

    I had an email from Dilly the other which I haven’t yet replied to I’m so tired. I think he and Poxy would be interested in the upcoming (29 Dec) meet.

    • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 10:39 pm

      Dillenberg. Always seems a nice chap. Surprised he tolerates the general viciousness at t’other place.

      • Hartley 29/11/2018 at 11:25 pm

        He thrives on it, general vicousness is what he spends his time creating. Typical gooner.

        • cavey 30/11/2018 at 1:21 am

          Completely agree Harts, he’s a closeted gooner and maybe also a closeted bin-dipper and I have no trust in the geezer.

        • SpurAndy ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ’ 30/11/2018 at 8:13 am

          Having met him Harts have to say that’s not the guy I found. Yes I get why he annoys people on the blog but when I saw him he was a delightful, pleasant, if slightly eccentric guy. I could be wrong but you can only speak as you find.

    • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 10:43 pm

      Are people thinking of making a day of it, similar to the Stoke game last year, meet up before the game, and possibly go for some food afterwards?

      • Chauvelin 29/11/2018 at 10:51 pm

        Cas, any news on when the stadium test events might happen?

        • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 10:57 pm

          There’s a new rumour (today) that the club are planning one or two test events in December, personally I don’t take these rumours too seriously.

          • 61 Spurs Nut ๐ŸŒฐ 29/11/2018 at 11:03 pm

            What with Levy’s car being broken into, Shirley we’re stuck at Wembley for another season, no?

            • Caspurs 29/11/2018 at 11:07 pm

              Nah, too unsafe, I hear we’re relocating to Milton Keynes until crime has been completely eradicated.

            • Merrance 30/11/2018 at 2:31 am

              This is a fake insurance scam shirley

          • Ronwol196061 29/11/2018 at 11:55 pm

            The events are purely there to see how pissed off you would be when they cancel them.

  • Superspoz ๐Ÿ† 29/11/2018 at 11:31 pm

    Played 5 a side tonight. The first action of he game was me receiving the ball from my keeper and giving it to the other teams best player to score..!
    I was useless all night.

    Sissoko has taken my powers.

    • Hartley 29/11/2018 at 11:33 pm

      Heโ€™s a fuckin bastard, I knew that someone would suffer from this witchcraft.

      • Chauvelin 30/11/2018 at 12:21 am

        If Sissoko wipes out Ozil and tackles him into mid air, he’ll be a good bastard.

        • Superspoz ๐Ÿ† 30/11/2018 at 8:22 am

          Agreed.

  • Syd 30/11/2018 at 5:10 am

    Hello lads. Been a bit busy to be on the blog. Thought I would give you all a break. Having read the whole blog I can see we have covered a variety of subjects. I’m just wondering if anyone can tell me what the song about sissoko is. I am so glad he is coming good and when I say good I mean real good. I had to eat a lot of humble pie because of him

    • TCY 30/11/2018 at 6:02 am

      Hi Sydโ€”Welcome home. Plethora of ditties about our little Sisโ€”in the back bleachers of Wembley they are singingโ€”

      โ€œWake me up before you Gogo
      Who needs Bale when weโ€™ve got Sissoko.โ€

      Our own Oeufster appeals to a wider audience with this offeringโ€”

      Flat Oeuf 29/11/2018 at 6:41 am
      Moussa SissoulTrain

      People all over the world
      Join hands
      Start a soul train, Sissoultrain
      The next stop that we make will be soon
      Tell all the folks in Russia, and China, too
      Donโ€™t you know that itโ€™s time to get on board
      And let this train keep on riding, riding on through

      https://youtu.be/QyT9jTW7MHc

      • Syd 30/11/2018 at 7:21 am

        Brilliant mate thanks. I cant wait to hear it in the bleaches

  • Flat Oeuf 30/11/2018 at 6:00 am

    Fatty B

    I once had to have the water shut off for half a housing estate when I cut through a cold water mains supply with a pipe slice. I had to put in a new kitchen sink and taps and the stopcock was seized open. I made all the new pipework up and connected the taps and thought I could quickly cut through the mains and connect the new pipe to the old with a speed fit straight connector. The pressure blew the rubber washer out of the fitting and some of the skin from my thumb. It was a terrifying experience which left me drenched, freezing and shaking for hours afterwards.

    Iโ€™ve only just woken up after reading that. Cheers for the great nightโ€™s sleep, FB.

  • Superspoz ๐Ÿ† 30/11/2018 at 8:20 am

    Superspoz top tip to all wannabe plumbers:

    If you ever have to cut a live pipe, for whatever reason,
    you’ll need one of these.
    Slip it on,turn it off.

    • Freund or Foe 30/11/2018 at 8:36 am

      If I ever want to cut a live pipe. Thatโ€™s funny.

      • Superspoz ๐Ÿ† 30/11/2018 at 8:56 am

        Full recovery with the toof FoFty?

        • foeorfreund 30/11/2018 at 12:02 pm

          Yes thanks mate, I’m back on track ;-D

    • Caspurs 30/11/2018 at 8:36 am

      I think not, this is what you’ll need..

      • Superspoz ๐Ÿ† 30/11/2018 at 8:53 am

        • Superspoz ๐Ÿ† 30/11/2018 at 8:55 am

        • Chauvelin 30/11/2018 at 9:13 am

          Ha ha ha ha ha!

          That’ll stop all this tectonic plate nonsense.

  • Chauvelin 30/11/2018 at 9:19 am

    When i Googled ‘botched jobs with gaffer tape’ I was mildly surprised to see the top results.
    NSFW.

    • Superspoz ๐Ÿ† 30/11/2018 at 9:45 am

      -you had one job
      -trust me I’m an engineer
      and if it works,its not stupid..

      My fave searches.

      • Chauvelin 30/11/2018 at 11:27 am

        • Chauvelin 30/11/2018 at 11:28 am

          Just perfect…

      • foeorfreund 30/11/2018 at 12:10 pm

        You’d love my toilet cistern, Spoz. The flush valve stopped working, so I got a new one and tried to install it myself, but I couldn’t undo the bolts between the pan and cistern, so had to bodge the new valve into the old housing by wedging it into position with some cardboard, just above the water level. At least I hope it’s just above the water level, not that I can see it. It seems to have held out these last 12 months or so!

        • Superspoz ๐Ÿ† 30/11/2018 at 12:20 pm

          12 months!!!

          You’re hired.

          • foeorfreund 30/11/2018 at 1:33 pm

            One of my best mates is a plumber.
            I’ve been asking him since to rectify “when he gets a chance”.
            I should know by now not to tell a tradesman to do something when they get a chance.

            • Sexy Beast 30/11/2018 at 1:43 pm

              Tell him no Chrimbo prezzies until he pops round with his spanners!

            • Superspoz ๐Ÿ† 30/11/2018 at 1:56 pm

              Say no more, leave it with me.
              I’ll pop round when I get a chance.

  • SpurAndy ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ’ 30/11/2018 at 10:18 am
  • Chauvelin 30/11/2018 at 11:19 am

    No sign of Stevo for his own bloeug?
    I think we should send out search parties and scour East Anglia.

    • foeorfreund 30/11/2018 at 12:05 pm

      Sorry, but I can’t get involved. I’ve lost friends who have ventured that way before, it’s too risky.

      • Chauvelin 30/11/2018 at 12:23 pm

        I’ve seen Deliverance too.

        • 89Spurs ๐Ÿ‘ 30/11/2018 at 12:56 pm

          Squeal piggy, squeal.

  • 61 Spurs Nut ๐ŸŒฐ 30/11/2018 at 11:25 am

    A Nutty slideshow coming to a bloeug near you soon …

    • Sexy Beast 30/11/2018 at 1:13 pm

      Sounds good to me!

      • Ronwol196061 30/11/2018 at 1:43 pm

        What the Nutler Saw

  • Shelfy 30/11/2018 at 1:20 pm

    Looks like Lamela picked up a thigh injury against Inter. Other than that pretmuch the same squad available as Wednesday

    • Ronwol196061 30/11/2018 at 1:45 pm

      Interesting choices Poch has to make
      We just need to be well covered down the middle

  • Sexy Beast 30/11/2018 at 1:45 pm

    Caspurs
    I think not, this is what youโ€™ll need..
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    I have a roll of that which is very helpfull when taking a shower with a bin liner on the leg!

  • Ronwol196061 30/11/2018 at 1:49 pm

    foeorfreund
    Yes thanks mate, Iโ€™m back on track ;-D

    Are you really FoF or Thomas the Train?

  • Shelfy 30/11/2018 at 1:53 pm

    **Breaking News** according to Poch in his latest presser our objective against Arsenal is:

    To win the game

    Thank goodness for that. I was worried we might play for a draw or settle for a mild beating rather than a drubbing at their hands.

    • Ronwol196061 30/11/2018 at 1:56 pm

      It’s scientific that’s for sure Shelfy… The hypothesis is to score one more goal than the other team. Let’s discuss because the pipes the pipes were calling.

      • Shelfy 30/11/2018 at 2:01 pm

        Pipes can facilitate flow.

  • Ronwol196061 30/11/2018 at 1:54 pm

    I’ve just been reading this Do it Yourself blog its great for tips and recipes. We’ve had the greatest week so far in our history and we are inundated with pipes and tape.There used to be a great footie blog right here. Tape that!

    • Shelfy 30/11/2018 at 2:09 pm

      I remember a match day program in the 80โ€™s where Glenn Hoddle was being interviewed and part of the discussion was about tape. Specifically whether or not to tape your ankles for a game.
      Of course he didnโ€™t mean tape your ankles together, that wouldnโ€™t be very sensible would it? No he meant each ankle individually for extra support.
      I have no idea why I remember that particular article other than it made a massive impression on me and impacted my life in incalculable ways.

  • 61 Spurs Nut ๐ŸŒฐ 30/11/2018 at 3:35 pm
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